UmericanGirl: Im not married because Im a UGLYMOFO.

222Martins:
Even if my money grows like grass i won't............@ranks007, So you expect us to clap for you? How does a 57k sunglasses add value to your life? If buying a 57k sunglasses is an insignia to prove you are rich; i would rather remain poor than be a rich fool.

Hotdiamond:
hey dude. Grow up.

babaowo: ... may be u should go to Gtbank or Barclays to use ur 1st comment to withdraw some ### or $$$ dude of highest order.

Lilspicer: I wonder what a bigboy celebrity like timaya wuld be doin on the road side buyin bolle(roasted plantain)...anyway i dont blame him his also a plantain seller..peepz what do u think?

Mad Cow:


I think you should apply for Dangotes Graduate Drivers Programme..

Sijo01: What is Dana Air?

Foxybone:

Yeah.. I just pray that Boko Haram keeps it low during the celebrations, can't imagine horse riding being cancelled.... Choi!!!

Anyway, have your dad been found

jaystunt: Dear God plssss send that woman with the qualities listed above to me Now....I'm dying for her, dying in Silence.

Clemzy16: Why do i smell dead rat?

Prof Corruption: I see people who write these worthless craps about Tinubu as being intellectually lazy and are suffering terribly from the cancer of logic.
Tinubu is not in government. Tinubu can not be voted out of any position. Tinubu is not responsible for the conduct of any governor. Tinubu is a free citizen like you and me. Tinubu does not have any immunity, he can be arrested if run foul of law.

If you have any dossier on Tinubu, what are you supposed to do? Organize a group of twenty boys, get a cameran man and hold a peaceful rally at the office of EFCC. If your dossier contains anything meaningful, Tinubu ll be arrested. Crying, sobbing and lamenting on Nairaland does not get the job done.

Omo Alata: What is indomie

Mujitapha: Ebe like say PDP are so hungary to get dat state.

Mynd_44:
Yeah we don't give citizenship to tree frogs

lakesider: How come its only during tithe issue pastors feels the old testament is more valid than the new testament.since every one of us can communicate to God directly now. We don't need to give any man money to help us deliver it to God . Are pastors western union ni

kingsceemark: Dem offer you bread and lacasera you refused 2 take anything all through. But you no tell us weda dem fuckkkkkkk you or not. mtcheeeeeeeew. Na your lazy and hopeless YOROBER brothers kidnapped you, dem no won find work do. What do you expect before? Dem don sell dem lands and properties finish, na only kidnapping business remain for dem. i just dey laugh like AWOLOWO kikikkikkikikikikihahahaha