₦airaland Forum

No big deal as far as nairaland can open multiple accounts...

For the wife mind the husband get 4 account,for the husband gf she think say na 24 but the husband know na 71

Guys am serious now

I expect naija guys to have tried out foreign babes as that's the trend now.
oyinbo sef wan marry African men.are you not reading papers recently

2cicily:
Mature minded ppl needed pls

your friend needs to devote more of his time in sambisa forest

but on a more serious note,why not try out no sex before marriage

CFCman:
Buy the car. You need it; don't let sexist thinking cloud your judgement. Any guy that is scared of a single woman owning a car, ain't a real man.

real men no day for this kind economy my oga

marshalcarter:
#clears throat.....errm....dat ya aunt...it wouldn't be a bad idea if you gimme her kwantakt

what's kwantakt

Just pretend to date lesbians

Babe no buy car yet.my auntie who deals in cars is 44 and yet to see a man.

At enugu it's 50 naira.buhari naa slow poke

joliyp:
never knew I will someday be a victim of this nonsense!!! as smart and intelligent I think I am, my elder sister should be getting married next year,the problem now is this man claims to be in love with me not my sister anymore

I can't betrayed my sister for anything in this world am thinking of staying away from the family house since I got my own apartment but my fear is my sister bringing the guy to my auz !!! apart from not telling my sister what do u think I should do? cos they seems so happy but when am alone with him he cries like a baby telling me he wished he had met me before now
and I feel pity for him


before now

don't allow a man to come between you and your sister

Genoma:
When u said 10 inches did u mean 10cm? because most guys do confuse inches for cm.

wertin Concern cm for dick measurement na

AccessME:
U don't have to use urself to generalize it because I can bet u 90percent of huge/muscular guys don't have big di*ks..slim/lekpa guyz have it bigger and fatter even more than 10inc

am telling you something you are saying another thing

I don't Bleep with condoms sorry

Estharfabian:
I think You're right!

am a tall guy with a fat and long dick.about 10inches and 8 last time I checked.so this assumption is wrong

After yanshing her in Xmas eve for anow hour and half she begins shouting my name.telling me to bang her faster and faster.she came not close to 12 times.


After preparing our Xmas rice with chicken she left abruptly.

now she is my ex girlfriend friend.but I like her.am single but is it proper to ask her out and will she give me a yes..tho she has a bf in lagos and we school abroad


This was the best Xmas I had.

obinoscopy,misseva,misspicy,cutehector,phockphockman

silvoice:
Less I forget, you're all invited. Cheers!!

pay half complete later with terms.
honeymoon 48 hours not bad

sexymoma:
Looks like someone is preparing for the "wedding"
Not the "Marriage"

my friend Ho find your husband.yeye day smell

my girlfriend left me 3 months back saying Marvin the name of her new model guy has six packs and that my own six packs no show well.plus I know get money

HateU2:
Don't fu3king say that 2 my fu3king crush.



She's not a gold digger
She's a crystal digger

woah I guess her level has gone up.hope she see better husband marry with her running mouth

I have a girlfriend who is visiting me and camping with me four 5days. thing is what do I get ready for a girl visiting me during this period?

#rice don day
#codeine day
#kush
#tomatoes and fish day
#chicken day
#soft drinks also

is there anything else am missing

misspicy2:
If I say what is on my mind now,someone will call me gold digger....issorait

amma just wait for comments

on a normal day you are a gold digger so why the fuss

obisime:
I be dating my girl's friend for 8 years,she is 26 is years old.I lost my respect when I lost my job ,which I can not take care of her needs the way I use take of her.she break up with me last year December , it was very painful,but I have force my self to be. I reconcile with her last four month, try to help her for her needs and also pay her school and buy new laptop for her. She said I should permit her to finish her Exam before we can talk about our relationship, which I agree. She have a bad Character, she talk to me in way I don't like,I was concidering her because I have not sit down and discus my policy with her for what I don't tolerate because I have to give her chance for her exam & am just reconciling wit her. I called her last week,but she abuse me in a way I did not like because I did not give her money last 2 weeks. The reason why i did not give her, i have to help my senior sister,she lost his husband,so I have to assist her because his husband is d only Child so I have to assist her by sending his husband dead body to Abia state.I went to see my girl last week Sunday to give her money she will use to take care of her self 4 d week,because this is what i normally do. Am in to car dealer busines,I normally receive call all d time because I do post my car through Internet.My girl friend insult me because of the calls I pick & Dis is where I make money ,she said that I don't know my right that I can't control her,that if she get married to me she will beat me,she insulted me in front of her friends. Am the type of guy that have hot temper but I hold my peace ,I did nt say any thingn,I only gave her d money I want to give her than I left .please I need advice

u a are a big fool

tellwisdom:
When i say these gurls are useless, they think im saying trash

you are not saying trash men.no more virgins.they are only for bearing children

way back in school she was rude

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

it's better than taking you useless lots to restaurants

zenar:
just fresh outta heartbreak zone

so my EX taught me that if I want my happiness to be dependent on a man, I'll die a very unhappy woman.
nd 2 be careful with a particular tribe of boys

what tribe

I have this girl that I invite most times and anytime she comes over she eats and takes my provisions and takeaway from restaurants.I never see pussy.she keeps scoping me.

I have discussed with my friends and they said we should rape her.I intend inviting her today.abeg she has eaten over 15k from me.money no be small thing this days.

Do I let go or rape her?

Dhugal:
What town in "nnewi north" are you from?

Ukpor

jusRadical:
So the nigerian state is ok for you?

No

Joeace3000:
I read your story and also stumbled on another one about you wanting a job when i checked your profile. Things must be really difficult for you. Well ill help you out on both issues. I am an immigration officer and i will help you retrieve your passport and also see if i can fix you up for a small job, not paying much but should be enough to survive on. You can gimme a bottle later call me up on 0706656434 2 let's work things out.

I also have accommodation issues sir