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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Test Format Pls by jimmyjatt(m): 6:36pm On Jul 01, 2008
Hi bro,
There are two sections. The 1st has got to do with a somewhat advanced reasoning test, some arithmetic calculations and some Vocabulary questions. Its about 50 questions for 30 mins.
In the 2nd section u will be required to write 3 essays of not less than 300 words in 20 mins.
Expect questions essays like where u see urself in the next 20 years and something happening recently in the political or economic terrain in Naija.
Pray to God and above all u need speed.

Regards.
Education / Re: Expulsion Scandal Rocks Covenant University: 120 Students Expelled by jimmyjatt(m): 5:34pm On Jul 01, 2008
CU? Glorified Primary school.
Them no go even expel Secondary school students cos of Bible.
Why not make it a theological school?
smiley grin grin Wonders shall never end grin smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders Hopeful For Kpmg - Drop A Note Here by jimmyjatt(m): 1:47pm On Aug 30, 2007
Hi all,
Well like the Bible says, it may tarry it will surely come, no matter ow long it takes KPMG to call u one thing thats certain is that they´ll call u.
Well I started the process by writing the July 14 test and I was called for a 3rd interview on the 29th.
I av also been scheduled for a 4th interview next week but I think all that depends on what unit u chose as ur first.
For those in Audit n Tax there is a high chance than those in ITA n all that.
We must also understand d fact that these guys are making time for the interviews out of their own very tight schedules.
It is well.
If u need some info mail me @ jimmyforlife2000@yahoo.com
I would gladly reply.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders Hopeful For Kpmg - Drop A Note Here by jimmyjatt(m): 3:43pm On Aug 28, 2007
Kudos to the one who started this thread.
Well just when I clicked on the link to check the thread I was called by a staff of KPMG to show up for the 3rd stage of the interview.
Really dont know what to expect but I guess it would av more to do with the dept. one has chosen.
Wish us all the best.
My name is Jimmy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Schlumberger Tests Of 16th/17th July 2007 (lagos And Ph) by jimmyjatt(m): 1:20pm On Aug 13, 2007
All the best o my bro. It may tarry but it will definately come.
Meanwhile how did u apply with the coy cos I av applied on their website earlier but wasn´t called for the test.
Wish u all the best.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Ordered To Accept All Graduates by jimmyjatt(m): 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2007
September 4
NYSC / Nysc Batch B by jimmyjatt(m): 12:17pm On Aug 10, 2007
The Information I av from my school is that the batch B orientation camp opens 4th of Sept and I av not heard anything otherwise from relevant authorities.
Pls any one in the house with useful info on this should help the upcoming OTONDOs as there are rumours of shifting till sometimes in october.
Anticipating ur replies on the thread.
Computers / Re: Cant Install Due To Missing Cab File by jimmyjatt(m): 11:32am On Aug 08, 2007
Get another CD
Thanks nbeet2000
The fourth CD i got eventually worked.
Computers / Re: Can't Access My Workgroup Computers by jimmyjatt(m): 1:06pm On Aug 07, 2007
Hi,
I av not read any1 mention the kind of media cable u av used apparently because we really dont av detailed knowledge of the kind of connection u r trying to make.
If what u r trying to do is connect two computers directly then u need to use a CROSS cable and not a STRAIGHT cable.
If u r also trying o connect a VISTA and another system running XP u need to change the workgroup from WORKGROUP on the vista to MSHOME.
If with all the info in this thread u r still unable to connect ur systems, there must be a problem with one or both of ur NICs
Computers / Cant Install Due To Missing Cab File by jimmyjatt(m): 12:56pm On Aug 07, 2007
Hi Nairalanders,
Pls I've had problem installing microsoft office word on my system.It complains of a missing CAB file.
Anyone had such experience n ow did u resolve it. Ur responses will be highly appreciated brothers.
Computers / Re: Win XP 'You Are A Victim Of Counterfeit' Error Message by jimmyjatt(m): 11:33am On Aug 07, 2007
Well I'm pretty sure like someone said that u r probably using Otigba version of the said XP, if u r really experienced though I wont advice u can edit the registry values or u repair ur XP and make sure u av automatic updates TURNED OFF.
If however u dont get a CD dt can repair, u can as well make a back up of ur data in another partition and reinstall d OS. whatever u do just make sure AUTOMATIC UPDATES IS TURNED OFF. N NEVER ATTEMPT TO VISIT MICROSOFT FOR SUPPORT.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Test 4mat Plz by jimmyjatt(m): 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2007
Well I wrote the test some few weeks back and u get some very standard mathematics that really require a lot of reasoning.
u´d av to know the capital of some african countries, New Prime ministers, be prepared to write 3 Essays in about 20 mins.
Thats a bout all. just get a good GMAT book n work through the tougher analytical questions n some vocabulary.
Business / What Business Can Generate @ Least 40% Roi With N500,000 Capital by jimmyjatt(m): 3:57pm On Aug 02, 2007
Hi Nairalanders,
I think this mi8 be of much help to our fresh graduates,
pls post ur Idea of a business that can generate up to 40% Returns annually and something u can start with a meagre sum of N500,000
Clubfreedom and all those money doubling ideas r out of it.
Business / Re: Dangote: I'm Worth Much More Than Oprah Winfrey! by jimmyjatt(m): 3:45pm On Aug 02, 2007
Really dont think I´m in a good position to crucify this man until I can provide as much jobs he has provided for our fellow Nigerians.
He´s just a young man who has got business initiatives and is strong enough to execute them. He thrives on influences and political favouritism, I´m yet to see a good businessman who wont do that.
Lets forget the beef and think of how we can achieve our dreams too.
Abeg anybody get the man biography or authobiography I go like read.
NYSC / Help On Influencing Nysc Posting To Lagos by jimmyjatt(m): 1:16pm On Aug 02, 2007
Hi All,
Pls I just got a job here in Lagos and need someone with an authentic contact in NYSC to help influence my posting.
Your information will be highly appreciated.
Education / Can I market MP3 Players in camp? by jimmyjatt(m): 1:13pm On Aug 02, 2007
Was just thinking of going to sell some MP3 players in NYSC camp, can Otondo's afford to pay as much as N4,500-5500 for 1G Mps players?
Is it marketable? if not can anyone hint me on items in high demand during the 3 weeks orientation camp?
Education / Re: Where Can I Write The S.a.t S In Lagos? by jimmyjatt(m): 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2007
Hi Lolly,
Have u registered for the exam at all? If not thereś this centre Touche Nigeria Ltd, 19 Abagbon Close off Adeola Odeku, VI.
U can also register online @ www.collegeboard.com.
U´ll find all info u need about the exam on that site.
Wish u all the best.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Ordered To Accept All Graduates by jimmyjatt(m): 11:45am On Jul 31, 2007
this is good news.are they going to accept Part time Graduate Too ?

Please do not quote me the info was meant for all eligible graduates, whether or not part time students are included is an issue with your institution.
NYSC / NYSC Ordered To Accept All Graduates by jimmyjatt(m): 10:32am On Jul 31, 2007
Govt orders NYSC to mobilise all eligible graduates

It's really a sigh of relief for concerned graduands as news came yesterday that the Fed. Govt. has ordered the release of funds to NYSC and hence mobilization of all eligible graduands.

For more info check http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/news/article02/310707
Romance / Re: Your Marital Status? by jimmyjatt(m): 3:10pm On Jul 24, 2007
Single, young, sexy, energetic, mingling but engaged
Fashion / Re: The Best Perfume by jimmyjatt(m): 3:01pm On Jul 24, 2007
well I really feel it all depends on the individuals.
For me I've used severals but lately I av come to love Diesel and I dont think I wanna change that
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Strong Naija Guy: Casual Intimacy Only by jimmyjatt(m): 12:26pm On Jul 24, 2007
Guyz na wah o, u sure say this prson no been dey f**k for yankee if truly she was there? If ur papa na Senator true true na una reward una dey get so.
What does she take nairalanders for? u think this place is filled with a bunch of hungry pple or pple that r sex-starved.
Abeg if u get disease wen u wan share abeg carry ur yeye toto go forward.
He that has hear let him hear, my fellow nairalanders HIV is real o.
We fit help her situation sha make we buy her a basket of cucumber or a carton of candle
NYSC / Re: New NYSC Quota System: What Is Your Opinion? by jimmyjatt(m): 11:04am On Jul 18, 2007
I really want to thank everyone who have in one way or the other contributed to thid topic. I am really encouraged by ur selfless concern on this issue.
I am one of the affected ¨intending corpers¨.
I wrote my UME on may 6 2000 believing I was still very young and I could find my way easily into the labour market but I bet u I av a totally different mentality today.
I studied ECE in LASU and without an extra year or any form admission deferrence here I am, still intendind to serve.
So many opportunities come your way and you will always hear the same story, oh sorry we r very interested in u but its against the company´s policy to employ intending corpers and all that, I´ve heard a lot of that.
Read in the dailies that the Govt cant afford N127,000 per annum for a corper and we have some of our leaders stealing N36 Billion in a day.
Its really disheartening.
I just wanna use this medium to plead with President Umar Yar´adua, General Bomoi and all others concerned to see that something is urgently done so we can spend our ¨one year in exile¨ as at when due.
Thank u all once again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg by jimmyjatt(m): 10:33am On Jul 17, 2007
Checked my box as well and found I passed. Think we should all all do the same as those who passed have been asked to come pick up Graduate Trainee Application form immediately.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Project Management by jimmyjatt(m): 5:44pm On Jul 16, 2007
Pls I would appreciate if u could send me some materials on PM my addy is [email]jimmyforlife2000@yahoo.com[/email]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Does Guaranty Trust Bank Pay It/short-term Staff. by jimmyjatt(m): 4:54pm On Jul 16, 2007
To the best of my knowledge, GTB pays 21k to ITs and about 48k to contract staff.
For intending corpers I really dont think they av a provision for those. u either get in as an IT, a corper, a contract staff or a full staff.

If I can recall, when ITs were paid 18k, the corpers earned 20k
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by jimmyjatt(m): 2:22pm On Jul 16, 2007
I have a BSc in Electronics and Computer Engineering
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: nothing by jimmyjatt(m): 2:21pm On Jul 16, 2007
could u pls be kind enough to send it to my box as well [email]jimmyforlife2000@yahoo.com[/email]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg by jimmyjatt(m): 2:17pm On Jul 16, 2007
Hi,
I wrote the test as well @ MAN house in Ikeja but I´ve not been contacted but I can assure u the result was not pasted like the lady promised.
We keep our fingers crossed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg by jimmyjatt(m): 1:06pm On Jul 16, 2007
I wrote the test @ MAN house too but I´ve not heard from them as well. I can assure u the results were not posted like the lady promised cos I was there to check.

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