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richiemcgold:
is this one a pastor or an mc?
the real pastors are like Elijah and Moses; Na everyday dem relate with angels and Baba God. Real pastor no dey get time for all these bakasi paparazi.

abeg show me jst real pastor 4 nigeria and i go start to go church...

MoneyGoDrop:
Who wouldn't look?

i wonder ooh...

Who no lyk beta tin?

Una sabi fyn trouble ooh....

Sonnobax15:

Heartbreak be like national cake..Las las,e go reach everybody chop remain

nah make i no wn even fall inlove...

Nah their normal format be dis,e remain to eat corn 4 road side...

pargelenis:
He is busy with valentine oh … body no be firewood … make him enjoy small.

hahahahaha

Pastor righteouness AKA mouth piece of end time race,were are thou?

Wetin go be go surly be...
more pussy to all my real niggarz,my the pussy dat will kill us neva cum our way.

saphiere:
The girls who fall for the traps and the boys who set the traps, who will God punish at the end?

who go hungry at last btw person wen buy premature plantain and the person wen sell the plantain?

OmegaAutos:
This kyari will not allow Tinubu to trend in piss now oo

hahahahaha

drmuchin:
its too early to celebrate

2yrs to eary to celebrate?ur own bad belle pass village people own....

Falz deserve grammy award 4"dis is nigeria"

oloko1859:
I am looking for a wifey

hahahahaha cum enter heaven make i see...

odinson1:
Na mumu dey save

bcus u fit dye anytime and wen u die all ur savings dn go.
nah so one of my guy dey talk bt trust me,the guy dey fucking broke ryt now bcus he no save 1naira wen he be dy receive 180k monthly from amnesty....

I base on daily pay,i got no fix income.sumtime 5k a day,7k and so on,u fit carry 15k go house the day God bless u.bt i do save 55k monthly after all expenses....

una get time 4 love song ooh...

olamoses75:
My heart always bleed anytime I see a post like this. I think being a simp is now worse than poverty. I can only pity your mother.

wat do u expect him to do,beat his mother inlaw or force her out of the house?u guys kip calling every quite guy"simp"as if una get sense well well....

Jst login nairaland from 6am-6pm,and u no see any post or comment wen make u laff,my broda/sister jst knw dat ur problem is not in dis world...

Person no go get girlfrd or give any grl money 4 dis life if he continue to read or listen to una advice 4 dis forum....

NaijaGoBetter20:
Person wey de ground no de fear to fall, na the people wey de up should be very careful.

Abbar Kyari would have gone down in history as one of the best and many people will see and take him as their mentor and role model

The same most decorated abbr Kyari is not Huspuppie cohort, drug trafficker and international tailor.

Someone should write a book for this man and title it
"The beginning of the end of Nigeria Super Cop"

the guy fall he hand big time...

GoodHardDick:
Nice one.

Nigga has escaped from the bunch of Broke and entitled Nigerian liabilities, parading themselves as girlfriends.

Date a Nigeria girl at your own peril.

i swear....

New meme don show ooh...

So by dis time 2moro,hushpupi go dey inside sanko 4 the next 25 yrs

Make una kukuma kee donjazzy

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnnnn....

Sing along with me Guys...
*To be a man___ To be a Man no be One day Job...To be a Man no be One day Job*

I love military abeg... Awua

go join dem nah...

I'm nt supprised bcus i knw they were sleeping with their 2 eyes closed....

Righteousness2:
The Holy Bible, which is the Undiluted Word of God is being unraveled before us.

Wars and Rumors of wars, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, dry lands flooded, fertile lands turned to desert, Pestilences, famines and so much more, rattling and ravaging the world in unprecedented Frequencies, just as the Holy Bible says.

JESUS is Coming...
I Repeat, JESUS is Coming....
Time is tooooooo Short..

There is Only one way to be Saved from the Calamities that will hit this Earth.
Surrendering to the Lordship of JESUS Christ is the only way to be Saved.

u never disappoint...

E cum be lyk say to build storey building 4 lagos,nah at owner risk ooh...

complexBoss12:

Mendy has now won 2 trophies in a week. ManU yet to win one in 4 years.

and they will never win any thing again till 400 yrs 4rm nw,they will surly pay 4 the sins of sir alex ferguson..