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brabus: Fence for the Chateau - Design Inspiration

What do you think?

Na for South Africa man see this kain fence everywhere becos the fear of ogboju arm robber for there naim be the beggining of wisdom. All the rich people dey live like prisoner. I no envy dem at all.

In other words, unless local crime is a problem, I think this design is too claustrophobic especially for the occupants. Not to think of neighbors and passers-by who might need to appreciate your masterpiece (I believe the undulating grounds will be landscaped professionally, and you mentioned a stream somewhere - Chei, you have a perfect canvas man, show it to the world!).

Only my opinion.

Mr Everest: Well done Mr Spyder, I must confess that I have been following your threads judiciously and to say that I am impressed would be putting it mildly. I am very much interested in this particular trade because I'm considering erecting a house either now or in the near future, who knows, you might be the one to execute it.
Please I would like you to give me an estimate of what it will cost me to build a 30 room self contained student hostel, on a plot of land(though it is not complete as it measures 48 by 85 due to assess road that was carved out of it)somewhere in Imo state.(Report)

Chei, how pesin go wan dey build Face-Me-I-Face-You for this obodo 2013


Watching topic with interest sha ... Me sef, I has land and I has monies. I go build soon and OP fit get contract.

playah P: Anytime I read about loph, I get quite upset.... I think I was one of the last people that saw him before he left with his wife to be....he came to see his fiances family (I think elder brother or sister) in g.r.a ikeja........ Though I never really knew him that much.. That was actually the first time we met and we exchanged contacts.... The next thing I hear, loph, his sister and his wife to be were involved in a deadly accident (heard it first from the fiancee's family)..... It was too late to start going to the hospital that night so they left the next day.. Damn still fresh in my mind though!!

Make u keep quiet about dat one, my broda. Dem fit say na you knack am the juju wey cause accident.

Oye ...

Like Fela say, if you put Depo inside, dat one nor be my concern

noblezone: First things first.
Can I sue Britain?

if yes, in which court? What chances do i have?

the amount you mentioned, N125,000,000 is okay because I am going to be suing for serious damages in British pounds!

You don't recognize Naija but want to collect our Naira.

Oya make una give am 125,000,000 cowries. Case dismissed, abi o.

Yhis thread is full of ignorant monkeys.

Ombatse recently killed almost 100 security operatives. They did not ask for their Ethnicity before they killed them. Among the dead will be Sergeant Emekas, Constable Hassans or ASP Tundes. Maybe your kinsman lies in a shallow grave in OmbatseLand.

And you FOOLS are glorifying them because they killed Fulanis?

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See "internet" winch don enter. We go soon vex carry u go TB Joshua.

ALUU4, Ritual killings, Rape-and-bury alive, child-witch killings ... it's in all of us, as represented by commentators on this thread.

Decades of brutality and misrule has left the populace bereft of the natural empathy that defines humanity. Even the supposed "educated" ones here have mastered the art of justifying their blood-lust by first dehumanizing "those others" and constructing a narrative that shields them from the consequences of their exhortations.

They shout to advocate killing "those others" and then go home and kiss their kids with the same mouths but, it's all jam, as long as they can compartmentalize, no problem. When the carnage comes, it will be bloody indeed and those same children will not be spared.

Even as we foolishly suspend our compassion for fellow citizens, we need to learn the lessons of how not to fight insurgencies as recently taught to the Western Powers in Iraq and Afghanistan? When you do not care about the "collateral damage", it comes back to bite you as the most effective recruits for the terrorists. You are now less safe in Lagos, Abuja, Onitsha, Minna or wherever you are keyboard-warrioring from.

surveyProf: I just confirmed now, with your diplomatic Nigerian passport, you do not need visa to enter any country, but the Nigerian government have stopped the issurance of diplomatic passport to new members of the house of rep., but the old members still uses it, i.e the sets of Speaker Demeji Bankole still uses it, I know many, who don't apply for visa wen travelling to the US and other countries for vacations.

Thanks for the clarification.

Quick question for those with the knowledge ... who qualifies for Diplomatic Passports these days? I knew Officers of parastatals in London such as the NNPC who had these passports, so, aren't Elected Reps issued with them as well? Thanks.

jon.com:
I know u did not watch the video, phone browsing abi? or poor internet connection.

upgrade to vpn, atleast you go see the boy skills.
The boy is good.

Sentiments aside, it is hype and he is nothing special for that age group (check out the hundredds of youtube videos of better gifted kids). He is also playing against average players.

Why is this frontpage? His Agent or Papa has bribed a mod?

petrolman: My brother this is my own candid advice to you... U can take it.... And u ar free to leave it.. If what u are saying truly happend to u, then the problem is not ur wife but d spirit inside of her.... Then direct ur prayer points on the very spirit that is working in her.... She only has a spiritual husband who will never allow the physical husband to be in peace and harmony with her and even has what it takes to rule a wife at home, her spirit is taking orders to rule and be in total control of d home... And if she refuses to comply they always threaten to kill her...If u have not started experiencing dat its still looming arround d corner 'but God forbid' My Advice!...NOTE!, that, this is a battle u cannot fight alone, u need some powerful and highly annointed men of God to stand in d gap for u.... Directing all prayer points on the SPIRIT in control of her life... Because untill dat spirit leaves her, u can neither enjoy nor be in control ur marriage.... God bless u richly!...

Reduced consumption of Nollywood scripts is the beginning of Wisdom.

Africa is indeed doomed if this is the caliber of supposed "intellectuals" exhibiting on this thread.

Quick question, how come it is always the physically "weaker" parties (Wives, children, old women etc) that these "Prophets" and "Pastors" accuse of possesion by evil spirits? As they do in Akwa Ibom, they can now subject them to "magic deliverance" without fear of repercussion. Where is the strapping, muscular 6-foot male winch?

What if your wife turns round and says another "Prophet" told her you are the winch causing problems for everyone?

The true God, if he exists, will punish all of una wey don follow put winch for some poor woman's head, including I must say, the gullible husband. It's up to you to look into the eyes of the one you love, tell her you love her, and ask her to join you in the struggles ahead.

There are many people struggling in this world, in far worse situations than you. Not even just economic but life and death. The man that went to bed and ended up killed in a sinkhole, abi him broda na winch?

Think ... Africans ... think.

The lyrics are tight and the man sure smooves the voice, BUT, the backing sound is incongruous and all over the place.

He should re-record it on top of a wicked reggae riddim and the song will shine.

Like it or not, the Nigerian Embassy is the only piece of any foreign country you can lay claim to as a Citizen. All the buildings, equipment and furniture are there, as tools to serve you. It is hallowed ground.

Now, the people employed to use these tools to sevre you may be incompetent morons and that is a different matter but destroying these things is akin to destroying your own father's house because you had a grieviance with him. Plain stupid and idiotic.

Watching the video, I was going "not the flag, please not the flag". These guys crossed into animal territory when they pulled down the flag of our country and danced on it. That is treasonable, and heaven knows, people have been killed for less.

Now, we all have issues with the way our country is being run but it is still all we have, and I for one will always love it.

Yoruba_Omoge: Yea, I guess the first few screams te neighbors heard was during the skull bashing, before the gun shots.

I mean, it makes no sense to shoot her 4 times and then bash her skull afterwards.

This was discredited in court. The so-called "neighbors" live more than 600 meters away.

I think these drip-drip breifings from the Police is very unprofessional and seems designed to turn the public against him. It won't be allowed in places like the UK because they are effectively prejudicing the case.

E be like say Camp Commandant don color code the finest babes for Oga Governor and Commissioner "after-party".

Why their own trouser come different?

HNosegbe: Ok... I know say na ashis some boys go go find this night... #NoDulling

U neva hear? Ashi association don declare "free yansh week".


http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/international_football/155743/nigerian-prostitutes-promise-week-of-free-nookie-if-nigeria-win-afcon.html

"The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes have promised to give away “a week of free sex” should the Nigerian national side go on to win the Africa Cup of Nations after ousting tournament favourites Ivory Coast in the quarter-finals on Sunday.

The Super Eagles (or should that be ‘The Spread Eagles’?) now face Mali in the semi-finals and the ANP are doing their bit to keep the players’ peckers up, with secretary Jessica Elvis issuing the following statement:

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week of free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”"


Me sef, jus dey baf before I enter moto go Allen avenue. Where I put my Dan Fulani pomade sef?

abdulkayus: omo mehn, c stadium don dey empty. D haters has left

Who wan tanda for Soweto after darkness? Fear no catch u? Dem go use the frustration of SA not doing well at the comp to beat u die after dem rod ya yansh. U no dey fear.

OmoEziokwu: What is David Mark doing there?

Checking up on his investments.

Pitropia - Man of the Tournament. Well Deserved.

pat077: hw com is mikel man of d match?

Should be a defender Omerua or Enyeama

neena adjei: promised my man if nija win i go do am chaaaiiiiiiiii SHOW TIMMMEEEWW FOR BEDROMMMMMOOOO

Make una do sex-fideo oh

Fulltime.

WE ARE DE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE DE CHAMPIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40 seconds .......

OVA DE BAR

Freekick dangerous for Burkina. Ideye Brown, handball

AmBeautiful: Amin oh!
**blowing white chalk**

**Throwing cowrie shells**

Extra Time, 4 mins

Razack on for Burkina, be like say him just finish pounded yam and Egusi. See belle

Uncle Yobo don enter. We are in trouble.