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Pls post the acct number, I no wan jonz o!
Make I send my own

falcon01:
Did they understand the news so? It said fake soldiers caught, not people wearing camo. Besides I' went to benin and was walking around with my Camouflage

I just tire, even staying abroad doesn't grant wisdom

Stupidity challenge loading!

How stupid can you get?

Bagehot:
Are you then suggesting we all pause a minute and say to ourselves "Oh my! Let me check if this snake on my porch is venomous or dangerous before I think of killing it!" I hope you know most Nigerian hospitals don't stock anti-venom?

U dey mind them, so I should look at that horrible snake and be forming Justin bieber?

Very true

Oboy people get mind o! Only one man cause confusion like that

Yawns,

Na person wey chop bellefull dey reason all this

Who swear for this con3 sef?

Every body blaming police should consider their family first this Xmas, not just running mouth upsidedown

babsodity:
Abi virgin Atlantic!

Na airline

Tallesty1:
Even the Jehovah witness cannot resolve the boundary dispute between her breasts. They have vowed to never near each other

OMG!

Tight one OP

WONDERFUL

Dino my man

LordviccoDaGuru:


Welcome back to the street again. It was fun while it lasted. You can now start blogging like Shehu Sani.

Op is a fool,
Adaojo victor is a bigger fool!!!

This one dey learn work, very amateurish. That U is improperly placed

victorian:
Women rules the world

See how Ned obey his other wife like a loyal puppy.

If dem leave this one, she go join the train

Pettyprincess:
Kill yourself fool!!! B4 your face be like higher killer ,brother ode!!!
For your mind you dey happy say you get opportunity to even see my mention,abiru jatijati!!!

Local hairdresser bit¢h, how market?
Ur polish bf won't like dis ur spelling o!

hammerD:
Very miserable thing, talking to a girl like dat. no manners at all and no money too, poor man.

Stop sucking puna like a sissy, fuk it like a boss!!!
Ur mother will be disappointed.

What about the life wey im (wizkid) dey chop?

Many beautiful ladies always have rotten cores, I'm not surprised!

The school father is a campus love-vendor/cultist and he has brainwashed those girls to hoe for him

This case must definitely involve cultism for them to gang up against her like that!
Believe it or not, there are female cultists in universities

Christians are just exercising their righteous indignation, no big deal!

If na north, na to keep quiet arrange 1 bucket of fertilizer to level the place!

As far as I'm concerned, hypocrisy is a survival skill in Nigeria!

APC thugs dem,

Frenzy01:
Gaari dey house, but e no dey propel me at all that very moment so I proceeded to go outside and check out if I could find anything eatable as the hunger was so excruciating and I couldn't even see well. But before that I made sure I disposed any sharp object like knife, scissors and even forks before leaving my room cos believe me.. The thought of using one of em was beginning to crop up in my mind..
Everywhere was dark when I left my room but I couldn't go back inside plus I thought it would be OK if I walk about a bit.
I walked up to the first place where I had hoped to get something to eat, I knocked and knocked for several minutes to no response and proceeded to go to the second and the third place.. It was at this third place I decided not to leave the woman's doorstep until she come outside to sell whatever it is I wanted to buy for me.. I begged and begged the woman for about 15 minutes before she reluctantly came outside to attend to me.. At that very point, I knew I would eventually survive the scare but half my brain is still not functioning properly to the extent that I forgot everything I went to buy where I bought it and had to go back after getting home to retrieve them back.
Bread, lucozade boost, milk, biscuit, groundnut are just some of the stuffs I bought and was eating some on my way home when I saw the scariest thing that night.. It was an old torn newspaper lying on the road and my torchlight suddenly flashed on it.. I was practically petrified when I saw OBITUARY boldly written on it. I was shocked and I begin to wonder why it was that particular time i should see something like that of all days.
This newspaper scared me a lot but it also played a great role in calming me down cos I could see that it was my mind playing some silly tricks with me and I could fathom everything that happened that very night as the devil's work.
I got home and ate everything I bought and in my bid to stay awake as much as I can.. I lighted up. My gas and started cooking some yams which I had no intention of eating.

The next morning when I woke up and saw the break of dawn.. No one could imagine how happy I was and that very morning I made up my mind never to touch weed again.. But lo and behold my very good people.. I'm typing this with a tie of AZ in my hand

PS: Before anyone would come here and type nonsense in the name of advice, keep it.. No one forced me to relate my experience and I know the benefits and harmful effect of cannabis. My advice only for anyone reading this is to cut it low and fight the addiction as much as you could. Morning oo��

Correct man,
Advisers KEEP OUT!!!

richie240:
Its crystal clear u are a rabble rouser!
Its d same u who created a contrary thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/5527510/ghanas-army-capable-holding-own-against-the-nigerian-army

All u (internal) enemies of d state, u shall continually be exposed in the name of Jesus!

I already knew this people were jobless irritants, or are they paid to do it?

And NL'ders react again, hope una get litmus paper

Too bad they can't fuk like men
Na to lie down, open leg!