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PaulIdu:
Please what is OOPL

Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library located at Abeokuta

Lazyreporta:
I hail

Congratulations bro, please always remember to touch as many lives you come by....

uniqueB:
Got married to my husband three years ago and some months, but my three years of marital bliss is nothing but confusion...

I met him on Facebook in 2008 and we met in person late 2011 and we got married in February 2013, but the person I thought I knew was a total stranger.. After our marriage I got to know my hubby do bed wet, but I take it with a good fate and started praying along with him.

I gave birth to my son August 2013, after the birth of my son, my loving husband started his fornication in 3d without control, I pray I begged, and even fought with him to tell me what am doing wrong but all these led to him beating the hell out of me, leaving me with bruises...

In Dec 2014, I caught him with a secret phone with over 50 contact which is only female contact from Eskimi dating site and some other place...I was very hurt so will had a big fight over it, but later settled... but after everything there is this particular lady that my hubby refused to let go, for the reason known to them, he flaunts their relationship in a coded way but I do find out...the problem now is any time I confront my hubby with this girl's issue, he will deny it and even curse myself if he has anything to do with her..anytime we had any disagreement now first thing he says is I should leave him and go..

I'm really confused, is it man ego or there is no love left in my marriage?. This is the man I accepted in his darkest moment and I still keep my mouth shut abt his bedwetting thingz..pls note: we are still struggling to move forward, so money is not involved o...my son spent last term at home coz of money..

You aren't compatible, leave his sorry ass but before you do that seek the support of a real prophet....to avoid stories that touch....

Lazyreporta:
Hi guys, the first thing I will like to tell you this afternoon is ,"its not yet over until its over. guess what? its only over when its 6 feet."

January 2013, I started working with a company somewhere in Ojodu Berger as a front desk officer where my annual salary was #120k.
daily i ask myself what am i going to do with that? buying a new clothe was tough, i cant even keep a girl who pays attention to money because that may not even buy her makeup depending on her level. I cant just keep any girl really. got whole lot outa questions in my head.
2 years after, my salary was increased to 180k per year. i was happy but still cant do much, nothing really.

fast ward, i met a girl just when my salary was increased , but she was wonderful and she knew how much I was earning.. she supported me in her own ways. a year after, I told her i wanted to resign so I can go learn shoe making, she said its okay.
a week after, I visited her and she said ,"I thought about the shoe business and I am ready to support you with #250k. I was surprised. I just said thank you. a month after, I received an alert, 250k was credited into my account. I called her and she said I just took a bank loan for you, pls use it well.
Heaven knows I cant believe their are still few people out there who can do such, for a boyfriend? so I resigned on April 17, 2015.
then I went for shoe making training for 1 month, thanks to my parish, the program was organised the same time I wanted to learn.

while I was working, I had a thing for blogging, I created my first blog then, 'dalyricist', before I and a friend finally created lazyreporta.com .
so couple of my friends know i blog. after my training, I started doing shoes for people with the help of my boss.

I received a call from my church member, more like a brother though, he said "can you work for our company? I said , yes, he said I knew you can handle our social media platforms. he asked how much am I was willing to get as salary? oh boy, see blank cheque o , I said a good pay. (meanwhile I no sabi too well because I be newbies but I said yes . 'Don't ever say no even if you cant do it, say yes, then go figure out how to do it'.)

I was invited to meet with their MD (now my MD) she asked 'can you do it'? I said yes, then I got employed the same day, but I resumed on April. my shoe business moving, and I am also getting paid, nobody is 'really well' paid but am far from 15k peanut salary.

I only share this to encourage those who are presently passing through the same or even jobless; get busy, no mater how small, it will speak someday.

Who did it for me? GOD!

thank you!


my trow back Thursday pics.......... before and now

No call your padi (friend) ole(lazy) cuz no be him create himself,
Mape padi Ee lole cuz no one knows tomorrow,
No take the job another dey do dey laugh no condition is permanent.....

No condition is permanent, no condition is permanent, I repeat no condition is permanent...

waleadex:
Fed with acid and still alive? That's miracle mehn...

I dey tell u mehn, that person is gonna regret it till the end of his/her life...

project8:
use HEAD bros is everything abt buhari?

Brother no insult him, his statement is just an irony or whatever it should be called, a future impossible tense, even if Buhari no wab touch an u think say Aisha go gree?

youngest85:
Op, na night skul u go?

No oh, na Sunday school...

dearpreye:
With all these temptations, how can I make it to Heaven?

Oh God! Please, help me!

These massive boobs are now more common than green grass!

We're in trouble!

Soon we shall be compelled to walk with our eyes closed!

It's obvious these girls are out to ensure one doesn't near the pearly gates of Heaven. ...Una go fail!

Even with a swollen n!pple in my mouth, I shall enter there

Them feel so though them go a church then sins no need forgiving....

K

08067182541 add me pls

neoapocalypse:
Untrue

Really? We don't need to debate on it much, u can simply try it.... chikena...

GogetterMD:
Now that's false. The venom is stored in a modified salivary gland and delivered through its fangs, it's not like there's venom flowing in every part of the snake

He ain't talking about the venom, the bones are poisonous while they are dead, why do you think they burn them after killing them?

Hedonistically:
Probably the first 'list' on Nairaland that I agree with.

On the flip side, I think the best Naija artiste - Yankee artiste collaboration ever is between PSquare featuring Rick Ross - Beautiful Onyiye and PSquare featuring Akon - Chop My Money. But in terms of impact and international exposure, I think Wizkid featuring Drake (Ojuelegba remix) is the most successful - considering how far it has taken Wizkid subsequently.

Hope Ghana artists can be termed as international too? If that be the case, 2face ft VIP my love remix, davido ft r2beez gboza tony tetuila ft tictac aren't bad too

Hedonistically:
Probably the first 'list' on Nairaland that I agree with.

On the flip side, I think the best Naija artiste - Yankee artiste collaboration ever is between PSquare featuring Rick Ross - Beautiful Onyiye and PSquare featuring Akon - Chop My Money. But in terms of impact and international exposure, I think Wizkid featuring Drake (Ojuelegba remix) is the most successful - considering how far it has taken Wizkid subsequently.

Have you forgotten Mr endowed ft snoopy? Or 2face ft wyclef proud to be African? The ones u listed aren't bad but they can be termed as ones of the best....

HungerBAD:
Lol.

This Policemen get Liver ohh. You see?Democracy at work here. And some bad Belle people will say we live in an autocratic regime.

It is professionally wrong as yoruba's would say 'Omo ina la n ran si ina' na fire pikin u fit send to fire pikin, police no get right to arrest soldier na military police suppose do that job.... if that be the case y did Ameria's plot to extradite Kashamu fail? no be say then no address the proper office ni? I foresee failed arrest here unless they hand him over to military police....

engrdonatus:
Operation fire for fire

but wait o, all these militants never get
name o, maybe indigenous people of Nigerian ION. Cuz na only them waka come.

R.I.P to all casualties from my heart tho :/

Good name, but let's rename it to indigenous people of republic of Nigeria I-PORN....

crazymommy:
Thank GOD we both concur..so we are concurer...

No, na concurists....

texbaba1:
The person dat killed him is in deep shit mehn!

Says who? You never hear say person dey die twice?

whirlwind7:
Fulani is not in the list, so how come they are one of the major tribes in the north?
Did you omit it?

Bubu will not be happy about this.

Fulani was included na, na pulani he write ni

Naijahotloaded:
Toolz & Tiwa Savage Hangout Together In Dubai Ahead of Toolz Wedding (Photo)
Top Nigerian female celebrities, Tiwa Savage and Toolz are both in Dubai as preparations for Toolz’ white wedding with Captain Demuren this weekend hits top gear.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BF1e-u1k3Qu/?hl=en

Toolszo getting our nails did


Who also noticed that?

largehead:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I want you guys to help select the best colour that's gonna fit my house.. My choice is "DARK GREEN".. your choices would b highly appreciated.. God Bless y'all

God bless you sir, why don't you consider using the stone tiles so as to avoid repainting in the future... that would also beautify the house...

@kissval1388 please Bro, as a word of advice that observation shouldn't be ignored, cuz I experienced same years back with my cousins dog, their dog actually killed a cat with its head missing not long after the dog died and later my cousin died too, that goes same with rat, it happened for a reason and please try and cook it for the dog.... also pray about it ooooo....

The guy in the second picture, he too dey defend his project ni or na wakka pass?

Eveezy:
Are those eyes real? cos if dey are, den damn! babe u gorgeous

U go fear contact lens....

jaymejate:
OAU science students at work. Una car engine go knock without solution woh

E no go knock, na the carburetor go get problem...

2boiz:
Don't tell me his pension is twice as much as his monthly salary o Don't tell me nonsense... In fact, ma gbeyen wa rara

The pension even rose to four times his salary as a governor...
I guess being a pensioner is now better off being an active servant

Very soon one yeye governing body go write say Kwara State Government mistook Saraki's salaries for pensions....

Segadem:
I trust Arsenal, they will put an end to that unbeaten run when they meet in camp nou for the second leg tie of UCL.

For where? Patapata na draw dem go see...

Luis Enrique's men have now gone 35 matches without defeat across all competitions, bettering the streak los Blancos managed under Leo Beenhakker in the 1988-89 season.

Barcelona have now gone 35 matches unbeaten in all competitions after claiming victory over Rayo Vallecano on Thursday evening, setting a new Spanish record in the process.

The Catalan giants, who top the Liga table, tied Real Madrid's long-standing record on Sunday courtesy of a 2-1 win over Sevilla at Camp Nou, but have now gone one better by extending their streak even further.

Los Blancos had held the record since the 1988-89 season, when Leo Beenhakker's Madrid side - which featured the likes of Hugo Sanchez and Emilio Butragueno - notched 25 wins and nine draws, but Barcelona have improved on those figures with 29 victories and six draws.

Rayo were unlikely to cause Barca many problems in their pursuit of the record, having not beaten them in 14 years, and so it proved to be as Lionel Messi bagged a hat-trick in a comfortable 5-1 win.

Barcelona's current run has already seen them surpass the 29-match streak set by Pep Guardiola's all-conquering squad in 2011, with the current side not losing since Sevilla secured a 2-1 win all the way back in October.

Manager Luis Enrique, though, is paying no attention to his side's latest milestone, explaining before the match: "The record doesn't mean anything to me right now. It will only mean something if this streak helps us win titles at the end of the season."

The result leaves Barca eight points clear at the top of the table as they close in on a second successive La Liga title, while they already have one foot in the Champions League quarter-finals after beating Arsenal at the Emirates.