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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:59am On Sep 18, 2013
T.ice:
i second bro ........gurls are seriously useless.....shey i no dey vex lasses 4 diz self-contain sha.......huh?
i no get ur quextn
EducationRe: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by Jodekss(m): 9:41pm On Sep 17, 2013
Anuoluwap: me laughing oooo ^_^ cause God don relieve my worries. That is to say hakuna matata...
now am laughing too but ehn, ur post before dis one funny o, walahi... grin, AKUNA MATATA...
EducationRe: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by Jodekss(m): 8:02pm On Sep 17, 2013
Anuoluwap: wow! Someone who's gonna call ryt? Even unilorin aspirants had to wait for the release of their results so why aaua people won die on this? Nna forget long ting what will be will be. Some of us here i've seen their results via jamb, even myself haven't seen anytin yet. Still i ain't in a rush to start calling all d officials say what?
grin... I am not laughing
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m):
Well, lemme take this time out to derail this forum a bit, presido, no vex ehn, it may help to aleviate this boredomness, u get... *winks...

It's a POEM, it happened to me gangan, all girls are useless walahi dat's d fact... grin...

SATAN- ACROSTIC...
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/245577/satan-acrostic.html

So we'd been dating each other since a decade plus
After my much efforts telling her to please endure little more she
Tainted my white raiments with splashes of dirt in public places
And showed me the pictures of her current dater on her cell
Naughty me I should have dumped her in dirt when her needed me the most, f**k...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:33pm On Sep 17, 2013
papindinho: noon boss.
how is today so far jare? Everything dull ia lyk mad...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:03pm On Sep 17, 2013
Wel, gud noon 2 everyone...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:18pm On Sep 16, 2013
Habiz: Am sorry 4 not being able 2 check d list@dose dat request 4 it...their head of admin. Is nt around so dey cant do anyting
isu all rice and thanks
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:05pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kejilee: omo i be lyk say na yoruba sure pass,awe o ti re mi
booo ni nah omo iya? How today be?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:05pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kejilee: omo i be lyk say na yoruba sure pass,awe o ti re mi
booo ni nah omo iya? How today b?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:03pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kendzyma: chai!wich dico u dey use?am alwaz skipin ur posts! I alwaz find it dificult to undastand,its lik u rapping or smtg...plz speak english...i no want spearz own
i have up to 20 different-version dictionaries on my mobile phone. Java type.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kejilee: chai c dis guy,infact i don don,i be naija kai ma head oo,dave help
lol, one love jae
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:51pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kejilee: y u buing me,i will eliguate u
lol, don't peterise him o, cos if you do he may jeremaid(God forbid) just like that... Lol grin one love jae
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:41pm On Sep 16, 2013
Kejilee: why are u fillickin around, try 2 be succint,,neva behave quixotic nd pls subtaforge nd expurgate all this away,it makes me morbid ,i tink we are all bussom,nt dat am a multiliquence bt am just rollikin around. Wats ur advocatin,lata tinz gyratin away
lol, you careened higgledy-piggledy-wise and landed on my idioletic kinky-kind butts to mould out what I would unprolixly call jocularity and that believe my believe it jingled a crazy-filled resounding state of elisium... One love and the digression is not of intent... grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:08pm On Sep 16, 2013
Habiz: Dey re almost through wit d.e admission compilation in OAU frm a confirm source....so d.e aspirant pray lyk u neva pray b4 nd pray 4 us d jambites aspirant also
u may try and hep with this too my good fwend... KAYODE EMMANUEL SUNDAY. POLITICAL SCIENCE/SOCIAL SCIENCE OR ENGLISH/ARTS. THANKS
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:54am On Sep 16, 2013
Harrisonn: Final World Cup Qualifying Fixture for CAF teams

Nigeria Vs Ethiopia

Algeria Vs Burkina Faso

CIV Vs Senegal

Ghana Vs Egypt

[color=#000000]Tunisia Vs Cameroun[/color]



Naija done qualify already.. grin grinwhat do you guys have to say?? kiss kiss





cool cool
we don qualify all ready
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:29am On Sep 16, 2013
youngPRO: [b]Hello friends,
Welcome to a new week!
Are you full of
expectations this
week? Your
expectations will not be
cut off.
So many things in our
lives will compete for
first place but
everything or everyone
cannot be first place in
our lives. .
You have God to deal
with; you have yourself
to handle, you have your
spouse to handle, you
have your family to
handle, you have
friends, your work, or
ministry to handle;
something has to be
first, some other things
second. If everything
will be first, you will
have yourself confused.
We are created for
focus. Even though we
have two eyes, both of
them are supposed to
see the same thing at
the same time, not two
different things.
We need focus to
succeed in life. So I
want to suggest you
put your life in order for
maximum impact.
Many things demand for
our attention, but we
cannot attend to them
at the same time. This
week, I want to advice
that you list all the
things and people that
need your attention and
begin to practice the act
of prioritsing. Take
them one after the
other starting with the
number one most
important person or
thing.
You will succeed!
Hemmanuel Richard
[/b]
amin and u 2
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:26am On Sep 16, 2013
Prince adebayo: Lolz,,,,,,na so Boss
abi o grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:25am On Sep 16, 2013
Prince adebayo: Boss, that is honourable Patrick Obahiagbon,,,the man claims that his idiolect is limpid and diaphanous,not knowing that he is causing obfuscation and befuddlement,,,,dropping vast majority of people into the portmanteau of conundrum and indecipherability which is a pitiable dismal bismal,,,,i have learnt a lot of his grammers and it is my pleasure to hook up with you on 2go and rapport together,,,,,,my username is "Alabilambert",,,,,,,sactas simplicitas,,,,,,Obrigada
lol, u c, that is just the way he talks.... Yeah am on 2go too, let's go and do our hybla bees there, the injection of this supra-systematic ways of pattering would call for the need of cardiogists to cardiologically re arrange the roughs this our way of duologueing had created in the end
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:02am On Sep 16, 2013
T.ice:
wow datz ma granpas nick
u mean am?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:14am On Sep 16, 2013
papindinho: that name rings a bell
dat man nah something else wan it comes to grammar, u may try and google his interviews, u'd probably faint till the matric day. grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:41pm On Sep 15, 2013
papindinho: @Jodekss I am a big fan of yours but the ambiguity of some words make your write ups boring and inscrutable.
I could write or speak without making it look too prolix or too snarled to comprehend by anyone but my making my words filled with hard idiolects isn't intentional or cos am proud or trying to show off no, in fact, I at most times find it difficult to communicate with my nephews and nieces, when I speak to them, they wouldn't know what to say or what to reply to my complex sentences but would just say 'uh uncle, what did you just say, I would then old my head and break down my words to their level and it hurts too but not that shameful I must confess.'
It all started when am about to fully get absorbed with writings: Poems, quotes, verses, stories etc, so, I had to inculcate my brains to the system(reading lots of articles, dicos, novels, printed ones and the ones packed as mobile applications, just in the haunt for grammars and good english words) but could try and make my words sound normal at will for good if necessary...
Friend, have you ever had of a man called IGODOMIGODO?
grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:22pm On Sep 15, 2013
Oluwatola5: Hmm...ur grammer is headaching, i dont evn kno, my my my head hurts!!! Ouch!!! But ur point is well said, nuffin is truely constant, even d earth shakes at tyms.
10 dicos were beside me while typing the quote ni jae grin, all is well o, grammar can't grant me/us gate fee to OAU just like that let alone Heaven... grin
EducationRe: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by Jodekss(m): 6:34pm On Sep 15, 2013
muyi4buk: yea 2nd list
Oluwa a seyanu...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m):
Oluwatola5: Hmmm......the title of d great renowned writer Achebe's book, 'Things Fall Apart' fits so perfectly in d condition in which this thread is now. As it wuz stated in d book, things fall apart and d centre cannot hold, d centre of this thread is fast losing it. We need help, revivalists, catalysts and anything that can bring about a change. Kindhearted nairalanders shldnt jxt keep there arms folded while they watch this thread crumple up totally. Dis is my sincere plea. I hope this touches a soft-spot in d heart of all of u. One luv y'all.
[b]Lol, I just love this forum shaaaa ni... grin... I had said this afore, Tola, you needn't calling this 'things fall apart.' Nothing's falling/fallen apart nah and no anarchy is loosed, at least not yet grin, I'd rather call this a state of respite/soporing and nothing more, hence lo and behold that time's coming in fast, when this forum would speed up beyond the figment of our imaginations mark me words nah... 'This' too could be amounted to life too, nothing is parrellel, check out a drawn parrellel line very well, no matter how straight, neat, roughless it might picture like, it's curves therein it trust me... Nothing flowwwwwwwwws like that, it flowwwwwwwws like this, like that, it moves down, up, left and right, stops, continues, stops again and just in circle of those state again and again...
Adapt fellas, when another news come out now e.g, upgrade of the eportal etc, afore JACK ROBBINSON, I am so very sure you would see people dropping replies and or quotes, both relivant and otherwise, plus, you'd even see MAMA of this forum- MIX TOLA grin, out of her being munificient, sharing her endless sacks of gflakes again... One love jo jare...
Exeunted o...
Remember, only nothing's constant under the Sun... [/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:09pm On Sep 14, 2013
Oluwatola5: Olounje
abi, wetin man go do jae
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:58am On Sep 14, 2013
Wait, did I just hear you calling Nigerian government of democracy? Kai masobe mon, it is simply the Demonstration of craziness that we practise here/obodo Nigeria. Read my latest jae and excogitate on it wella, peace...

NIGERIA-acrostic.
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/244770/nigeria-acrostic.html

None of them was born with crimes fluttering in the streams in their blood streams they bought it here
Insomuch that we all are humans
Going up and down within ourselves in same society
Egotism of our leaders, criminal ethics is what's killing us all gently
Run down the sloppy slums around us you will feel sorry for us in Nigeria
Indeed aye, we Nigerians have the best government but it's just that they're the worst ever.
Arise, o campatriots, compeers let's let love, equity, justice and truism lead henceforth...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:51am On Sep 14, 2013
Oluwatola5: No am rice and beans
and dodo ikire... Lol
EducationRe: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by Jodekss(m): 10:13am On Sep 14, 2013
muyi4buk: i went 2 aaua to see the chief admission officer yestaday and wat d man told was that there's nerin on ground now that jamb has to release d slot in which they(admission officers) will work on, moreso he sed dat jamb is goin to release the slot on the 20th of dis month. Thanks
which slot... 2nd batch list/names ryt?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:08am On Sep 14, 2013
Oluwatola5: Hmm....our ever greedy leaders. I guess deir motto is 'never grow old' or mayhaps 'never say die'. I wonder if dey av ever heard of 'quitting the stage when d ovation is loudest'
Tola, u are totally rice jae... Ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:08am On Sep 14, 2013
Oluwatola5: Hmm....our ever greedy leaders. I guess deir motto is 'never grow old' or mayhaps 'never say die'. I wonder if dey av ever heard of 'quitting the stage when d ovation is loudest'
Tola, u are totally rice jae...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:35am On Sep 14, 2013
papindinho: good morning bro...
morny, ur nyt?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:12am On Sep 14, 2013
Well, a good morny to all and sundry...

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