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T.ice:i no get ur quextn |
Anuoluwap: me laughing oooo ^_^ cause God don relieve my worries. That is to say hakuna matata...now am laughing too but ehn, ur post before dis one funny o, walahi... , AKUNA MATATA... |
Anuoluwap: wow! Someone who's gonna call ryt? Even unilorin aspirants had to wait for the release of their results so why aaua people won die on this? Nna forget long ting what will be will be. Some of us here i've seen their results via jamb, even myself haven't seen anytin yet. Still i ain't in a rush to start calling all d officials say what? ... I am not laughing |
Well, lemme take this time out to derail this forum a bit, presido, no vex ehn, it may help to aleviate this boredomness, u get... *winks... It's a POEM, it happened to me gangan, all girls are useless walahi dat's d fact... ...SATAN- ACROSTIC... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/245577/satan-acrostic.html So we'd been dating each other since a decade plus After my much efforts telling her to please endure little more she Tainted my white raiments with splashes of dirt in public places And showed me the pictures of her current dater on her cell Naughty me I should have dumped her in dirt when her needed me the most, f**k... |
papindinho: noon boss.how is today so far jare? Everything dull ia lyk mad... |
Wel, gud noon 2 everyone... |
Habiz: Am sorry 4 not being able 2 check d list@dose dat request 4 it...their head of admin. Is nt around so dey cant do anytingisu all rice and thanks |
Kejilee: omo i be lyk say na yoruba sure pass,awe o ti re mibooo ni nah omo iya? How today be? |
Kejilee: omo i be lyk say na yoruba sure pass,awe o ti re mibooo ni nah omo iya? How today b? |
Kendzyma: chai!wich dico u dey use?am alwaz skipin ur posts! I alwaz find it dificult to undastand,its lik u rapping or smtg...plz speak english...i no want spearz owni have up to 20 different-version dictionaries on my mobile phone. Java type. |
Kejilee: chai c dis guy,infact i don don,i be naija kai ma head oo,dave helplol, one love jae |
Kejilee: y u buing me,i will eliguate ulol, don't peterise him o, cos if you do he may jeremaid(God forbid) just like that... Lol one love jae |
Kejilee: why are u fillickin around, try 2 be succint,,neva behave quixotic nd pls subtaforge nd expurgate all this away,it makes me morbid ,i tink we are all bussom,nt dat am a multiliquence bt am just rollikin around. Wats ur advocatin,lata tinz gyratin awaylol, you careened higgledy-piggledy-wise and landed on my idioletic kinky-kind butts to mould out what I would unprolixly call jocularity and that believe my believe it jingled a crazy-filled resounding state of elisium... One love and the digression is not of intent... ![]() |
Habiz: Dey re almost through wit d.e admission compilation in OAU frm a confirm source....so d.e aspirant pray lyk u neva pray b4 nd pray 4 us d jambites aspirant alsou may try and hep with this too my good fwend... KAYODE EMMANUEL SUNDAY. POLITICAL SCIENCE/SOCIAL SCIENCE OR ENGLISH/ARTS. THANKS |
Harrisonn: Final World Cup Qualifying Fixture for CAF teamswe don qualify all ready |
youngPRO: [b]Hello friends,amin and u 2 |
Prince adebayo: Lolz,,,,,,na so Bossabi o ![]() |
Prince adebayo: Boss, that is honourable Patrick Obahiagbon,,,the man claims that his idiolect is limpid and diaphanous,not knowing that he is causing obfuscation and befuddlement,,,,dropping vast majority of people into the portmanteau of conundrum and indecipherability which is a pitiable dismal bismal,,,,i have learnt a lot of his grammers and it is my pleasure to hook up with you on 2go and rapport together,,,,,,my username is "Alabilambert",,,,,,,sactas simplicitas,,,,,,Obrigadalol, u c, that is just the way he talks.... Yeah am on 2go too, let's go and do our hybla bees there, the injection of this supra-systematic ways of pattering would call for the need of cardiogists to cardiologically re arrange the roughs this our way of duologueing had created in the end |
T.ice:u mean am? |
papindinho: that name rings a belldat man nah something else wan it comes to grammar, u may try and google his interviews, u'd probably faint till the matric day. ![]() |
papindinho: @Jodekss I am a big fan of yours but the ambiguity of some words make your write ups boring and inscrutable.I could write or speak without making it look too prolix or too snarled to comprehend by anyone but my making my words filled with hard idiolects isn't intentional or cos am proud or trying to show off no, in fact, I at most times find it difficult to communicate with my nephews and nieces, when I speak to them, they wouldn't know what to say or what to reply to my complex sentences but would just say 'uh uncle, what did you just say, I would then old my head and break down my words to their level and it hurts too but not that shameful I must confess.' It all started when am about to fully get absorbed with writings: Poems, quotes, verses, stories etc, so, I had to inculcate my brains to the system(reading lots of articles, dicos, novels, printed ones and the ones packed as mobile applications, just in the haunt for grammars and good english words) but could try and make my words sound normal at will for good if necessary... Friend, have you ever had of a man called IGODOMIGODO? ![]() |
Oluwatola5: Hmm...ur grammer is headaching, i dont evn kno, my my my head hurts!!! Ouch!!! But ur point is well said, nuffin is truely constant, even d earth shakes at tyms.10 dicos were beside me while typing the quote ni jae , all is well o, grammar can't grant me/us gate fee to OAU just like that let alone Heaven... ![]() |
muyi4buk: yea 2nd listOluwa a seyanu... |
Oluwatola5: Hmmm......the title of d great renowned writer Achebe's book, 'Things Fall Apart' fits so perfectly in d condition in which this thread is now. As it wuz stated in d book, things fall apart and d centre cannot hold, d centre of this thread is fast losing it. We need help, revivalists, catalysts and anything that can bring about a change. Kindhearted nairalanders shldnt jxt keep there arms folded while they watch this thread crumple up totally. Dis is my sincere plea. I hope this touches a soft-spot in d heart of all of u. One luv y'all.[b]Lol, I just love this forum shaaaa ni... ... I had said this afore, Tola, you needn't calling this 'things fall apart.' Nothing's falling/fallen apart nah and no anarchy is loosed, at least not yet , I'd rather call this a state of respite/soporing and nothing more, hence lo and behold that time's coming in fast, when this forum would speed up beyond the figment of our imaginations mark me words nah... 'This' too could be amounted to life too, nothing is parrellel, check out a drawn parrellel line very well, no matter how straight, neat, roughless it might picture like, it's curves therein it trust me... Nothing flowwwwwwwwws like that, it flowwwwwwwws like this, like that, it moves down, up, left and right, stops, continues, stops again and just in circle of those state again and again...Adapt fellas, when another news come out now e.g, upgrade of the eportal etc, afore JACK ROBBINSON, I am so very sure you would see people dropping replies and or quotes, both relivant and otherwise, plus, you'd even see MAMA of this forum- MIX TOLA , out of her being munificient, sharing her endless sacks of gflakes again... One love jo jare...Exeunted o... Remember, only nothing's constant under the Sun... [/b] |
Oluwatola5: Olounjeabi, wetin man go do jae |
Wait, did I just hear you calling Nigerian government of democracy? Kai masobe mon, it is simply the Demonstration of craziness that we practise here/obodo Nigeria. Read my latest jae and excogitate on it wella, peace... NIGERIA-acrostic. http://www.poetfreak.com/text/244770/nigeria-acrostic.html None of them was born with crimes fluttering in the streams in their blood streams they bought it here Insomuch that we all are humans Going up and down within ourselves in same society Egotism of our leaders, criminal ethics is what's killing us all gently Run down the sloppy slums around us you will feel sorry for us in Nigeria Indeed aye, we Nigerians have the best government but it's just that they're the worst ever. Arise, o campatriots, compeers let's let love, equity, justice and truism lead henceforth... |
Oluwatola5: No am rice and beansand dodo ikire... Lol |
muyi4buk: i went 2 aaua to see the chief admission officer yestaday and wat d man told was that there's nerin on ground now that jamb has to release d slot in which they(admission officers) will work on, moreso he sed dat jamb is goin to release the slot on the 20th of dis month. Thankswhich slot... 2nd batch list/names ryt? |
Oluwatola5: Hmm....our ever greedy leaders. I guess deir motto is 'never grow old' or mayhaps 'never say die'. I wonder if dey av ever heard of 'quitting the stage when d ovation is loudest'Tola, u are totally rice jae... Ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... |
Oluwatola5: Hmm....our ever greedy leaders. I guess deir motto is 'never grow old' or mayhaps 'never say die'. I wonder if dey av ever heard of 'quitting the stage when d ovation is loudest'Tola, u are totally rice jae... |
papindinho: good morning bro...morny, ur nyt? |
Well, a good morny to all and sundry... |
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