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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera:
Zero shot on target
Zero shot of target

Zero shot all night grin grin
Even half shot... huh

But if na messi now, Ronaldo fans no go allow person hear word grin grin grin

Lostmy.zeal say na Bruno Fernandez
Person wey bin create all the pure chance ystdy grin

Tell us why Ronaldo no get 1/2 shot ystdy, yet small boy elanga get shots grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 3:51pm On Mar 16, 2022
Good afternoon KingAlabi grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 3:50pm On Mar 16, 2022
Ihebu4chelsea:
which modify? Check the time I dropped the comment
Lol.. Na true.
I read it grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2022
patrickmuf:
I'm good bro...

I can't troll my team. You only see me get involved when they come here with their ridiculous takes...

I'll leave them to lick their wounds in hope that they now understand that you only begin to troll when your house is in order. Reading from them last week, you'd think Ronaldo and Manchester United were already in the Quarters...

By the way, have you seen that Manchester United fan that claims he isn't a fan of Messi or Ronaldo? He led the banter session last week but now Ronaldo is out of the competition, he is nowhere to be found. When I call him a Ronaldo fanboy he will swear he isn't one...

Leyqute, are you not going to troll Ronaldo? Or na just Messi dey sweet you to banter?
grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 12:51pm On Mar 15, 2022
KingAlabi:
So Bayern go disgrace you again angry
Which EPL Bayern don disgrace like that for last 16 angry
Chelsea grin grin grin

Happy now?? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:27am On Mar 14, 2022
Ibime:
There is no difference and it's actually quite a stupid line of reasoning. The only thing that matters is the space in which to drop the ball. A midfielder does not need a strikers run to know where to drop that ball, unless you are suggesting he is a single IQ midfielder, furthermore Havertz HAD started his run so you are just blowing hot air.
This is hilarious to say the least.
And yet we wonder why some people make some comments about some strikers lacking movement then they castigate them.


I wonder when dropping ball too into space is not as important as a player receiving that ball in space. What is the use of having space If an attacker can't exploit the space??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:10am On Mar 14, 2022
BlueMann:
All these needless arguments

Hojbjerg's pass was brilliant

Jorginho's pass was equally brilliant.

You can prefer one, but take nothing away from the other.
I agree with this. I'm not even arguing if hojberg pass isn't brilliant cos I know it is.

The issue here is when they said Jorg pass is just "a long ball into the space cos it's easy".
E dey somehow to read na grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:06am On Mar 14, 2022
Ibime:
This is quite a foolish argument, as if Havertz wasn't making a run or as if any midfielder needs to see a run to know where to drop a through ball.

Havertz had started making his run ogbeni, and if Kane run was a trigger faster, that's because he knows what Hojberg will do having received numerous of those passes
The difference between those passes is that Jorg enabled havertz to get in behind the defence while Kane was already getting in behind the defence which hojberg saw to make that pass. I believe you know there's a big difference there

I mean all these happens in football. There are some passes some midfielders will give you as a striker to make a run, while some will be for you to hold the ball or play with your men, all you just need is anticipation.
There some runs you'll make also as a striker that will trigger a pass from your midfielders.

All these are basic elements of football na..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:43am On Mar 14, 2022
It's funny how people view that Jorg pass as just a "long ball" dropping it into space. Making it seem as if that pass no get intent and vision

Swap Jorg name with iniesta, fabregas and pirlo and we'll be hearing praises of Hollywood passe by those legends. Even Rodri and fabinho never do this wan yet(this season) but we still dey hear alert from Popi once in a while about them grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:33am On Mar 14, 2022
Skimpledawg:
Woke up to shouts of Happy birthday!

Man's not getting any younger no more cheesy
Happy birthday apostle. Long life and prosperity oo grin

My birthday wish be say make you put arsenal for your prayer make we make top4 and make man u no go carry UCL this season. E no plenty pass laidat grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 8:26am On Mar 14, 2022
KingAlabi:
Wetin una wan go do for UCL? angry
At least we dey qualify enter round of 16 q/f, but una needed an Ororo to do that for una. The way things dey go, Ororo fit no dey next season, so instead of qualifying to group stage and still drop down to Europa (thereby wasting the spot) why not just allow us way dey serious grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:19am On Mar 14, 2022
Ibime:
You are talking undiluted trash

Havertz was personally picked out but Kane was not?

The difficulty of a pass is determined by the amount of space in which you are dropping the ball, not any megedefegede you typed above.

All passes are into a space, whether the striker runs or not, that is their business, the object of the pass is to drop it into a space. The more space the easier the pass. If a striker and defence is on the halfway line and you have a whole half to pass into, that's the easiest assist you will get in football. That's why teams park bus, because the less space, the harder it is to play in the striker.

Jorginhos pass is actually a regular pass that Thiago Silva has made many times this season.

Hojberg pass is way more difficult because he can only hit a small pocket of space. If you don't know this, you don't know basics of football.
Lol, it's only trash because it doesn't align with your thoughts today. Hojberg pass is just an up through ball that's mostly triggered by strikers run. Kane was already making the run (seeing the space afforded) and hojberg (in sync) capitalized on it. I mean any professional midfielder can attempt such a pass. Stop making it seem as if na one " once in a season stuff". That's a chipped pass and we all know that space is not little(the way you're making us believe) compared to the distance at the back post and the run advantage Kane already had over the defender (who'll need to turn before running). Moreover, hojberg was even at the center area of the pitch sef, making it easier to give that chipped pass.

Compared to Jorg whose distance is farther(very far to be honest), at a side of a pitch and have two attackers to pick out yet he isolated and picked havertz with that pass. Only someone who has an agenda against Jorg will say that pass was easier to make than hojberg. While I respect that you play ball well, but they put others for here at the back of your mind say we play ball too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jodera: 10:28pm On Mar 13, 2022
KingTom:
Since 2004, affliction, heartbreak and suffering had been her middle name cry but hope dey for her now grin
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 10:08pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
We will send another danish agent in christensen to tell ODEGAARD to disrespect Arteta and Arteta would punish him by selling him go us.
Lol.. Odegaard is Norwegian grin grin

Try again cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 9:54pm On Mar 13, 2022
50d33q:
You suppose knowg kind of players slick, flair and skillful
Yeah I know. But I just feel he's not effective enough and he's to light. Maybe it's his athletico environment that's distorting my view about him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 9:52pm On Mar 13, 2022
mostob:
well, you're right. I'd be happy if we win this match. I really want us to win badly
No be only you ooo.
Winning Liverpool will really boost those guys confidence and in football confidence is everything
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:49pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Me I am not everybody.
Lol, it's expected. For you to call kroos a better passer than ozil says it all grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:46pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
It's a common goal but most times teams don't usually get the opportunity to play the ball that way except on few occasions that will either lead to goal, assist, pre assist or corner or a very good chance. And also CB most times give the full backs that kind of pass not attacker, most times it leads to goal or a pre-assist for the CB.
Giving full backs that type of pass away from goal with no one tackling him is easy na

So if it was that easy why are the fullbacks (or even midfielders) giving fullbacks instead of attackers??
Logically, won't that tell you that it's difficult to give attackers from that range? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:43pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Las las na we go buy ODEGAARD from Arsenal, that guy is too good to remain in a club without any hope of a league title.
Lol..
You think say na Wenger regime we dey wey him fit dey dash rivals him best players anyhow?? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:41pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Should I drop the best of ozil here for you to watch yourself ?
Lol.. Not necessary.
Everybody know say Ozil na boss of passes

Short pass
Creative pass
Long pass
Defense splitting pass (long and short)

Oz na king!!

I don't understand how you don't know this sincerely grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:37pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
I swear to my heavenly father you don't know ball

You don't need to twist or turn your leg or be precised to get that Jorginho's pass right, just make sure you target your man, the diagonal run alone from havertz makes it easier and it is why I always call him out everytime he misses an opportunity to give this kind of pass.Go back to last season fa cup final when I was calling him out for this. As for Hojberg pass you need to use the tip of your feet to lift the ball to get it right, that alone is not easy .
Funny!!

I can attempt that Hojberg pass daily. All I just need is just to ensure the pass is above the projected height of the defender close to Kane. Pass wey Ramsey, Chamberlain, Wilshere, Sanchez don give tire for arsenal naim you say difficult? grin

I assure you the only person wey fit give the type of Jorg pass for arsenal during Wenger's last years na cazorla, ozil. Finish!!

The rest go struggle do am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:32pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
What are you guys saying for crying out loud?

How will you think Jorginho pass which was basically a projectile more difficult to execute than a pin point pass? Is the gif not self explanatory a enough for anyone with basic football knowledge to know this? Except he doesn't try it, he is expected to get that pass at least eight out of ten times.
if it was that easy, why is that not a common goal to score by most teams esp since CBs can do thar easily?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:28pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
The telepathic relationship between ODEGAARD and SAKA on the pitch is getting similar to that of xavi/iniesta or Steve nash and stoudamaire for NBA fans.


We should just poach ODEGAARD from Arsenal, Boy has everything to be the next David silva, calm, composure, sense.


ODEGAARD is what we need to unlock Lukaku.


Ibime what's your take on this wonderkid called ODEGAARD?
Na so!! grin grin

Ask man u fans the last time they used the word 'unlock' for pogba, they've literally been buying locks and keys to unlock the locks that wanted to unlock pogba grin

Make lukaku no go look for how him go take improve himself for Chelsea. Make him dey wait for our Odegaard the unlocker grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:21pm On Mar 13, 2022
50d33q:
E shock you grin grin grin
Omo.. E shock me oo, I no go lie grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:20pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Oh I just remember one match he gave that kind of pass now, not too many from him compared to those players I mentioned.
Lol... He's given those kind of passes at Madrid and even at arsenal. Many sef. Maybe you don't watch more of Ozil's game during his prime

Off my head I can mention passes he gave Ronaldo(against Ajax), Sanchez(against Wigan), giroud (against Everton) just to name a few.

Ozil na boss wen it comes to passes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Which is more easy to pass that of jorginho or Hojberbg ?
Hojberg!

Hojberg pass only needs to beat a defender to get to Kane(since Kane is already making a run)

But Jorg was more difficult. It not only needs it to be perfectly weighted for havertz(whom he personally picked out), he also have to calculate the projectile of that pass not to get intercepted by either the keeper or any of the defenders there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 9:11pm On Mar 13, 2022
The only reason why hojberg pass is even brought in contention with jorginho own is because the former have a clinical striker called Kane who converted that pass from that tight angle. Most players dey do hojberg type of pass sef, even Harry Winks don do am sef. That kind of pass is mostly (always) triggered by runs of a striker.

With jorginho pass we neglect the fact that Kai is not even a fast player, we also neglect the fact that if that pass is over hit, it belongs to the keeper or if under hit it belongs to the defenders there.

That was a perfect pass by jorg that really picked ONLY KAI out giving him the time to even control the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 8:57pm On Mar 13, 2022
mostob:
Felix is a no no please
Lol, I think say na only me oo grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 8:56pm On Mar 13, 2022
mostob:
On Wilshere, I agree.

If Salah doesn't make it, they have Jota ...na wa for this Liverpool team o...Jota, Salah,Mane,Diaz....we should just park the bus
We park the bus first leg, we collect 4-0. E better make we play our game.

We played excellently against man city without parking the bus, if we can replicate that, it'll be awesome. With the confidence we have now, if we play to park the bus, even the players will be demoralized.

As long as Salah no dey, one less devil to worry about
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:51pm On Mar 13, 2022
popizaino:
Remove Ozil from there, players that give this kind of pass are pirlo, xavi, xabi,brings, gross, fabregas them.
shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 8:46pm On Mar 13, 2022
50d33q:
If we can get Felix then martinelli should return to CF and we get another CF.
Next season should be
Felix (new CF/martinelli) saka
Don't you feel Felix will be too soft??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 8:45pm On Mar 13, 2022
daveP:
The Odegaard/Saka Union can't be replicated on the LHS cos Xhaka is just not it. So Tierney plays the Odegaard to Nelli instead and Xhaka covers for him.
Reason why we need a technical midfielder next season. Odegaard is just making me love him as each match day happens. Aside his understanding with Saka, partey and laca(sometimes) his vision and technicality is so so great and his work rate is very very impressive.

More, I love as Martinelli is trying to add variety to his game, I just wish Tierney can be that flexible too. It's little wonder guys here once preferred tavarez to him

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