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Health › Re: "I Am Having Stomach Ulcer, How Can I Manage It?" by joe02(m): 12:45pm On Oct 11, 2018

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Health › Re: Good Evening Nlanders, Please Is There Any Drug That Cleanse Sugar Off The Body? by joe02(m): 12:39pm On May 20, 2018

Edmark liquid chlorophyll will give you the best result

Health › Re: Colon Cancer Is Dangerous, Know Causes And Prevention by joe02(m): 8:07am On May 15, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VGHPlaOI4

Please watch this video to understand what colon cancer is all about

Health › Re: Colon Cancer Is Dangerous, Know Causes And Prevention by joe02(m): 10:59pm On May 14, 2018*

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Business › Re: China, Nigeria Sign Currency Swap Deal by joe02(m): 7:10pm On May 03, 2018

You think you are making sense with this nonsense you just pen down .....ewu

Goatluck Jonaddaft started several laudable policies, projects e.g. BVN, STA, Currency Swap, e.t.c. but he did not have the political will to fully implement any one. Now, Buhari is reviewing implementing all abandoned policies. I wonder how Jonaddaft got the confidence to "toast" imPatience, maybe na the woman toast am sef.[/quote]

Politics › Re: Amasa Firdu: Hijab Protesters Storm National Assembly (Photos) by joe02(m): 7:42pm On Mar 14, 2018

They won't ever do the right thing and follow the lay down due process,always believe they have the support of there fellow troublesome terrorist all over the world ....this lady just shot herself in the pussy by doing this silly thing in the name of religion

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Politics › Re: We Can’t Provide Information On Buhari’s Treatment – CBN by joe02(m): 3:14am On Feb 16, 2018

docadams:
The President is not under any obligation for financial disclosure of the cost of his treatment. Whoever that wants to know must be wishing to be afflicted by same illness.

Modified

In medicine, there is this phenomenon called patient-docyor relationship. Except you can show that all that is related to the illness affects you one way or the other, you cannot seek knowledge about the illness. The constitution realises this hence there was no provision for such disclosure. That you have internet and unwarranted freedom doesn't give you the right to troll our President on such personal issues.

You are a confirmed mad man .....people like you is the reason this country remained stagnant and can never move forward

Christianity Etc › Re: Pentecostals Bash Catholics Yet They Celebrate Valentine The Most by joe02(m): 10:18am On Feb 14, 2018

Psoul:
So u slept and woke up, tot about this and finally got urself convinced to put this kind of thing online. Bros, i belive u weren't in sound mind before writing this.

Are u fighting for Catholic Church or for Christ?
U are too small to fight for any of the above. Ur write up is i divisive one and shouldn't come from a Christian. U are just trying to ridcule the Body of Christ.

Be it known to you that St. Valentine did nt do what he
did cos he was a Catholic Priest. He did is because he was a Christian. So please be reasonable in your posts. If a Christian did anything good, irrespective of

denomination, Christians all over the world will celebrate
him and be proud of Christ the more and not just
particularizing it to one denomination.

I'm disappointed with ur post

Best write up ....you made a good point bro

Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba To Send 100 Kids Back To School (picture) by joe02(m): 10:48am On Feb 07, 2018

Josephjnr:
Make em end waiting em start o...If not, e go be almost nothing.

If him no fit end am you fit help am ....at least him don start am

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Christianity Etc › Re: Hating Christians Is Fulfilment Of The Scripture by joe02(m): 10:55am On Jan 14, 2018

This is the reason if you must know

Politics › Re: Fayose Berates 7 Northern Governors For Endorsing Buhari For 2019 by joe02(m): 11:39am On Jan 13, 2018

The decision of 7 northern cows can not justify if he will be re-elected or not

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Politics › Re: ‘unrepentant Ethnic Champion’ — Fayose Blasts Buhari Over New NIA DG by joe02(m): 8:58pm On Jan 11, 2018

WOW.. I'm speechless

Donald Trump have revealed how Nigeria politicians killed the country economy. Americans government unveils 25 names of Nigerian richest politicians, that stock the public funds they stole in USA. Here are the names of the politicians and their bank.

1,Atiku Abubakar jp Morgan bank New York $12.9billion.

(2)Bukola Saraki America Express bank New York $2.5b

(3) Bala Mohammad, wells fargo bank san Francisco $2.3b.

(4)Ahmed Idris, Citi group bank New York $2.1b

(5)Nadir El-Rufai citi group bank New York, $1.6b.

(6) Femi Adesina, Us bancorp bank Minnesota$1.9b.

(7) Turkur Buatai BB&T bank North California $1.9b..

cool

Ayodele Fayose Ally financial bank, $3.5b..

(9)Wike Nyesome American bank. $5.2b..

(10)Lia Muhammadu. Ally financial bank $1.9b..

(11)Sule Lamido, unity Bs bank. $2.6b..

(12) Patience Jonathan bank of America, $11.3b..

(13)Amina zakari citi group bank New York $1.8b..

(1 4) Baba Haruna jauro. Ally financial bank $2.2b.

(15)Umaru Dambatta bank of America, $1.7b..

(16)Aliyu Gusau, Ally financial bank $1.7b..

(17)Babatunda fashola America bank $1.4b.

(18 ) Rotimi Amechi SSA financial bank $1.6b.

(19) Olusegun Mimiko Northern bank AA $4.7b.

(20) Babagana Monguno financial bank Detroit, $1.8b..

(21)Habibu Abdullahi, Us bancorp bank, $1.7b..

(22)Sadique Abubakar state Street corporation bank $1.8b..

(23)Nenadi Usma citi group bank New York $6.3b..

(24)Babachir David lawal BB financial bank $987m.

(25)Aisha hadi sirika AA financial bank $976m..

What a shame.see how PDP and APC are fighting crime a corruption. Forward to many Nigerians let them see how the wicked politicians have robed us and still robbing and led us to recession and hardship. Negative change has killed Nigeria. Nigerian youths must decide 2019.

Please share as you read...

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Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Witchcraft In Delta Stripped Unclad (Photos) by joe02(m): 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2016

You need to get your head examine for this nonsense you type ....you should be on your way to Yaba left by now

post=49777830]Barbarians.

Do people really believe in witches and wizards?why do we give so much powers to none existence things?why are we Africans still shackled in the Caveman's mentality?

This is a clear case of a mentally challenged person,and instead of sympathy,and help to be offered to her,the perverts from this town stripped her of her clothes,so they can have a peep of her old privates.

Shame on them.

Are there no Police in this town?during my Service days,a mentally challenged man in the Community I usually give money or buy food for,one day whispered to me that he killed Herbert Macaulay. Herbert Macaulay died in 1946.

My point is. Mentally challenged people,say things they are not even aware they say.

This woman should be released to her relatives for treatment,instead of beating her into confessing what she knows nothing about.[/quote]

Pets › Re: Nigerians React To ‘Naming A Dog Buhari’ On Twitter by joe02(m): 10:16am On Aug 22, 2016

Ceoflexygist:
Nigerians take it to Twitter to share their opinion Over ‘Naming A Dog Buhari’

checkout their tweet below:

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/22/nigerians-react-to-naming-a-dog-buharion-twitter/

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Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by joe02(m): 5:03pm On Mar 18, 2013

Pls I need a vin check on this num.....4T1BG22K2XU559689

Travel › Re: About Goint To School With Visiting Visa In America by joe02(m): 3:07pm On Mar 10, 2013

Bayo Adex: Good morning Nairalanders and thanks all for ur wonderful time here. Pls I will need u guys/ladies to assist me here. I currently have a visiting visa to d US (B1/B2 category) and someone told me it is possible to change the status of the visa to student in d USA. Meanwhile the person does not ve a clue how she can help bt told me she has heard it done b4 in d US. Pls I will like people that ve either done this before or that ve heard or can be of help to comment on this. I will greatly appreciate all suggestions. Thanks and God bless everyone. God bless nairaland

Hello,I will like to know how u got ur visa and what are the experience u pass thru ....did u pay agent or u do it urself ?

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Business › Re: Ghana Lottery 05/90 by joe02(m): 10:32am On Mar 10, 2013

Gamblin Queen :
I could if you give me the date you want.
Based on what I see, maryland pick 5 is 7 days a week.
The pick 6 is Monday and Thursday.
Which lottery did you want numbers for?

I don't understand what u mean though,but monday,Tuesday and Thursday is what I want ........and which of the lottory can u forcast gud ?are u on fb or whatsapp?

Business › Re: Ghana Lottery 05/90 by joe02(m): 9:47am On Mar 09, 2013

Do u have the forcast for lotto in state maryland?

Business › Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by joe02(m): 11:55am On Mar 04, 2013

kismo: Hmm, I really don't know how to acknowledge the initiator of this award winning thread and its contributors; may God reward you guys immensely.
I have been following this thread from day one, though I have never made any comment. I just sold the last piece of 50 flash drives I imported through ebay on 4th January, 2013. I made 80% profit. THE SECRETE IS: make a deligent search on ebay you will find many sellers who ship worldwide and accept Mastercard. Once you find them, they will ship your order to Nigeria within 5-7 working days. But make sure the seller has large stock. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!

Bros thanks for this write and this is exactly what brought me to business section ...I want to go into importation of flash drive and memory card .....my question is,which of the gigs sell fast and what is the buying and selling rate ?pls I will appreciate response.

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by joe02(m): 1:31pm On Feb 13, 2013

Me for real

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by joe02(m): 12:49pm On Feb 13, 2013

Me again

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by joe02(m): 12:36pm On Feb 13, 2013

Romance › Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by joe02(m): 12:27pm On Feb 13, 2013

What is happening here ?pic ?ok I dey come

Romance › Re: SCAM! SCAM!! Scam!!!....this Babe Wan Take Me For Mugun by joe02(m): 11:02am On Feb 12, 2013

Ur topic says.(This lady wan take u for a mugu)or ur already a mugu I can see that even from the way u sound .....seems ur easily carried away with beauty of a woman?guy at this stage of ur life and coupled with ur achievement u have to be very careful ....else ur enemy could use what u like most to get u and one of them is woman. This lady knows ur desperately in need of her and she also know u gonna buy her cheap lies...but I will advise u not to give her the money ....even if u wanna be kind to her do it when she less expected ....surprise her by just calling her and ask for her acct no....that is when she must have forgotten do it to show her ur kind but can't be played and in return don't ask for anything even when she accept to give u decline and then u see her coming after u.

Fashion › Re: What Part Of Your Body Do You Spend On The Most ? by joe02(m): 8:11pm On Nov 17, 2012

phaya: U be Witch?but don't worry I am gud

*sigh* people like you hardly ever get any girl! #NoOffense

Fashion › Re: What Part Of Your Body Do You Spend On The Most ? by joe02(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2012

My prick....because I dey wear condom dey hammar steady and cost moni

Business › Re: Phamacy Or Chemist Shop Business by joe02(m): 8:42pm On Aug 31, 2012

I will give u some fact on how to go about the business....I use to have a pharmacy shop in bayelsa 2006/2008 and sold it off because I want to travel out and there is no one that could take care of it .......(1)look for a shop in a nice and clean environment and it must be standard size of shop .....remember pharmacy shop size is not thesame with chemist store,becos the ministry are going to come inspect the size of the shop and the environment before they could approve u as pharmacy shop.
(2)Make sure ur six pole far from any pharmacy around if at all there is any.
(3)Get a pharmacist ready who u going to use he's licence to register ur pharmacy,when all this are ready the pharmacist will file for u with he's licence and the given name u want to use for the biz......it takes some months before u get approval,remember u gonna pay the pharmacist monthly no fix price but u guys can negotiate on the price being a new business and he must be present atleast 3x a week incase u do not want him to work permanently......but since ur starting new I suggest u let a specialist work with u until ur perfect in the biz.
(4)Make sure u buy correct drug and not fake nor expired product.
If u have anymore question pls do ask.

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Travel › Re: Getting Marry To American Lady by joe02(op): 4:14pm On Aug 30, 2012

Thank u guys for ur contribution.

Health › Re: 5 Things To Avoid Before Sleeping by joe02(m): 9:25pm On Aug 29, 2012

Na one thing go everly kill man......no matter how careful u are ....u will surely die someday.

Business › Re: Phamacy Or Chemist Shop Business by joe02(m): 2:56pm On Aug 28, 2012

I will advise u to go for pharmacy....becos with chemist u will be restricted from selling some drugs which are the main once that give u the profit u need in the biz.

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