₦airaland Forum

MUVA:
Alright bro. Just keep it on the low-low. Let's just say its yours alone for now.

Heeeeey wha tha hell is that s'pose to mean. No way am I wanking on mimzy big behind picture... I prefer the real deal, served cold in a Jacuzzi.

Mimzy, what say you, I have strawberries to go with the flow... LOL.

mimzy:
Hehehe it's not a contest of the biggest behind
Let it slide will ya

But hey! The girl with the biggest behind gets chased specially when her German Juice is still the locus classicus.


And where tha hell is that link to your bedroom gurl? Come on men don't keep a broda waiting...

MUVA:
Chill bro, that pic is for folks who think they can sell "ass" as a criterion for winning a "beauty contest"

Well "ass" usually win a beauty contest, as long as the "ass" got served! and who best to serve the "ass" if not ma main man obontami who loves big ass! God bless all em girls with big ass.

mimzy:
Hehehe so it was you.
No please do not share that pics.

Oh no come on now, I saved it and I would like nothing more than show those peeps who rant about ass to see what a real ass look like. Damn girl, you almost gave me a boner_

And where is the link to your bedroom. I'm waiting...

MUVA:
"Beauty" being the dominant word there.


Quit it? Erm.. That would mean a total overhaul! A complete hematherapy won't even do! I'll have to drain and replace every single drop of blood and plasma in my body, then change my sping too! I don't see me surviving that tho..

Perhaps you can turn yourself to Freakazoid so you can survive it... Lol.

mimzy:
I just happened to be passing by...

My dp... U need a link sire ?

Is that right? Just passing by... How nice. And no I wasn't referring to you dp. I went snooping around twitter and I found a pic of you that made me wrote that poem for you.

Care if I share here? LOL.

And yes, you can send the link to your bedroom. LOL.

LeFreakSoChic:
Anifatu, I'll consider it when you stop getting under people's skin.

Just looking for trouble too

I want to believe she aint getting into people's pants. Lol.

You're pretty. Your dark skin compliment you in so many ways...

MUVA:
Yep. She's mostly reserved. Working class too which is why she's not into jumping from thread to thread being a total slut.


LOL! Last night was hell! They took it at 3am when I was about changing gears on my sleep-control. Mosquitoes have a thing for the AA genotype so they didn't show me mercy at all!

Hell yeah! I like em slutty and nutty, and holier than holy. It all adds to the fun. A brother doesn't discriminate. A woman is God's masterpiece of art! Who am I to discriminate against such beauty!.

Yuck! Quit the AA genotype dude, I'm also AA, one would think you're hitting on me. LMAO.

HaneefahRN:
I nominate Lefreaksochic. She does look basic or rachet and also speaks good English.



Just looking for trouble.

But seriously if you think you can do better or better looking than all those ladies, nominate yourself or get someone to nominate you and see how you fare.

Oh please I need to kiss you for this...

mimzy:
Hi Joe..

Talk about the speed of light. I didn't know you're friends with The Speed Force. Lol.

Howdy, so about me checking you out, what sayeth thou?

Lezzlie:
It's the only viable way for a heterogeneous nation like ours, true.

You don't say? So you believe enacting the tenets of true federalism will save Nigeria from the quagmire she's in? Despite having weak and redundant institutions?

MUVA:
You can always quote her. I don't need to yap about how she's got a good heart and inner beauty bro


Trust you're having a splendid evening?

Like hell I will. I know her type, she's just feign ignorance and act all... Well you know.

Yep, I was till NEPA took the light, now the mosquitoes are becoming like dare2differ, I standard pain in the arse. LOL

layla129:
Tick? Don't get you

Hmm... I'm just asking the usual boring questions, like what's your name, what do you do for a living, where did you school, etc.

Lezzlie:
I don't belong to shallow party affiliations.

There are no ideological divide between PDP and APC.

Same driver and co- travellers, different vehicle.

My party is true federalsim.

So you think true federalism is the way Nigeria can attain Uhuru?

MUVA:
Chill babe, you are free to criticise n stuff so we can make changes. Check mimzy out and kindly give me your feedback.

www.nairaland.com/mimzy


#IStandWithMimzy-Miss Nairaland 2016-2017

Em, I'm yet to check her out cos she hasn't presented the opportunity for me to.

One can only imagine it will be a big bang, with a lewd theory.

Djailer:
Keep the jokes alive with your deceit and I'll take you through the wretched path of your crooked past. How you escaped from the poorest country on planet earth as an asylum seeker living in penury, hopelessness and disease. How you sold your dignity and pride for the little trifles of life and how you licked the ass of an adolescent young enough to be your own son just to have the delusions of rewinding your lost past.

No nubia, you're not sound enough to tell us what love or beauty is. You lost your sound judgment to greed and foolishness. You've been compromised by drug abuse as you smoke the cold of your misery away in the lonesome clime of the British weather. I resist your virulent dementia. You will not inflict nairalanders with your unhealthy taste and standard. To hell with your deceit and hypocrisy. Nairalanders know true beauty when they see one. And nubia, you can't sell us what's not worth buying!

layla129:
If they are not tough, why not?

tough, I doubt it, I just want to know what makes you tick? Hope that's not tough?

layla129:
Naah, don't think so...not with the way you said you're gonna be updating

LOL. Are you saying I'm a killjoy? besides, can you answer me a question or two?

layla129:
Don't have a fav author. I love majorly crime, law, and romance books

Interesting, then you'll like my story. Its crime.

layla129:
Yeah, i do

Who are your favorite authors, and which of their books do you like?

nubian999:
My fellow Indigo Child


Happy belated Birthday


#Don't come trouble me please this is just a birthday wish nothing more and nothing less

Trouble sleep yanga go wake am.

layla129:
Long Distance - Brandy

Back To The House That Love Built - Tito and Tarantula.

layla129:
What to do you stand to gain by doing that

Absolutely nothing. No pain no gain remember. Besides, delaying updating it will give me ample time to gather my plot and place the characters appropriately.

Do you read hard copy books?

layla129:
Don't really like poems. Drop the story soon. And update regularly too pls...i'm sucker for novels.

Have you read AudreyTimms letting go? Its still my best in that section...the rest are highly impressive too though.
I should just start packing my stuffs back to that section...this place is not my home

I don't read stories here. The plots are easily deciphered by me, so I don't really bother.

When I drop my story I plan on updating when I like, and how I like, just to make people not interested. Lol.

layla129:
Eerrm, is it a story? If not, then its no

Its a poem. I'm yet to drop my stories... I'll do that pretty soon anyway.

layla129:
I used to be a regular at the literature section until i finished reading all the stories plus the writers don't update in time too. Damn! Those writers are good

Hello. Have you read my diary?

Kainene77:
What a relief!

LOL.

Kainene77:
Do you have to belong to any of the two parties just because you are Nigerian?

Yep! You have to belong to something, not necessarily a wailer or a zombie.

Can I ask you where you belong? Or aren't you ngerian?