₦airaland Forum

AhmadMind:
[size=28pt] Where is Ben Bruce?? [/size]

He's on twitter, preaching common sense.

So my question to Ike Ekweremadu remains if the amendment is passed into law, will it nullify the CCT trial of saraki because like it was said, it takes 3 people to preside over it, not two, like we see now.

I hope these senators know what they're doing because I'm starting to believe Saraki is smelling doom and he's now trying to play every card available on his table.

Creamish:
Special Invitation to d Winning Camp...yup!

LOL. Na real special invitation. When the time comes, you'll know my answer.

Lezzlie:
What's up, bro?

You've been off my radar lately! What's heating up?

I believe your bro is incarcerated cos all he's been doing since today is view this thread, so unlike him to view and not comment.

So Mr kong fu lezzlie, how you doing? yea I see, saw and know. Lol.

Creamish:
mmhmmm... Uv been made so don't bother with the defense.

Mimzy's rocking this NL joint! Join the winning team.

Well I'm sure you know the best form of offense, is defense? and who best to bother you if not someone who truly like you.

Is the emboldened an invitation?

FTBoi:
haha! well, i don't know about that....and i think i know who's behind joeblocks..

LOL. Well I wouldn't doubt you know who I is... Just know your supporter(s) very well though...

FTBoi:
LOL! it wasn't darkrebel....it's 2 guys, krone and lagunna. and i got them already ..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3604202_mimzy_jpeg908e3546a48fdb2d493255388541a0ce

Oh, the same lagunna who betrayed a former miss nairaland contender? Hmm, Lol. I know things... Even lagunna know I know things...

Creamish:
It just hit me... Mr 1832.

Do I rily need to ask you? For a successful trolling, U betta!

I honestly have no idea who that is.

FTBoi:
LOL! i'm good, bro....watching how the event unfolds. this year's edition gotta be the toughest.....although, i can only see one winner:

[size=28pt]Mimzy![/size]

will need your support, bro

LOL. Well I wouldn't know about that. If I'm to choose whom to give it to I'll say, estharfabian and mimzy, that's where the competition lies.

Estharfabian has experience and ruthlessness working for her, I don't know about mimzy tho, she seem relaxed... So far, I can't find one experience person routing for her.

Esthar has DarkRebel and his rap buddies on her side, this guy practically won it for both jenimma and tohpahz. I'm yet to see what mimzy can pull..

Ah see commentary, dygeasy I try no be small oh...

Estharfabian:
[i]Lol.


does it matter?

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Technically, It does... People respond to what they see remember. I have this uncanny feeling I won't be disappointed.

Estharfabian:

You'd see it eventually...

Hope the watermelons are real. Lol. Read your diary.

FTBoi:
this is the moment you'll see bitches acting like saints because they need your vote..

You have no idea, and if you're not twisted like that magic minister dude, you'll use this to get some ass. Lmao.

Howdy bruv?

Creamish:
Mimzy. Hope I get ur vote?

How come you never solicited me to vote for mimzy? Lol.

Synnzu:
Alryt bro.

Where our wife dey seff?

hello, are you saucekid?

looks nice a place to settle in.

I bet Donald Duke will be like "I go like hammar this babe oh, see as she set die".

And the dude with a mustache looks like a bad photocopy of Don Jazzy.

Ishilove:
Kondo is also a slang for manly bits

When you said 'condo' in Atlantic city, an image loomed before me: a banana soaring into the sky, flanked by two giant nuts

Hmm, that sounds like an airplane. Hmmm

Diddyydiva:
Nigeria is bad , Nigeria is bad.

Yet nobody wants to die



Funny

What has Nigeria being bad got to do with a family's mortality rate

sinequanon:
Dude, "shagging everything in a skirt" is not a sign of being very, very straight. It is just a sign of being out of control. In fact, that kind of promiscuity is closer to the behaviour of a bisexual.

Regarding "homophobia", as a feeling of deep disgust at acts of male homosexuality, it is very primal. It has nothing to do with hypocrisy, and is likely linked to male identity. So, you can feel that disgust, and yet be indifferent to acts of female homosexuality.

You think? Mind you I'm speaking about people whom I've known almost all my life, and believe me when I tell you that they're far from being bisexual.

Truth be told, I'm just indifferent about it, a man shagging another man never pose any threat to me or my existence. But, a man collecting 2cups of rice to vote a fool into office pose a threat to me, a man telling me I'll go to hell because I don't conform to his religious belief that even he can not conform to pose a threat to me.

So you see, I really don't give a damn if a man decides to shag another man's butthole, it doesn't affect me anyway. Our government just made it illegal, the same way they made weed illegal, and I know you know people still smoke weed. Lol.

Estharfabian:
I could provide You with the link!
if You're very interested?

I believe you can read?

Royver:
It is true there is a study like this.
It is also true that those who carried out and reported the study did so with the sole aim of stopping men who were against homosexuality from talking about it.
So I speak against homosexuality. So I'm homophobic. And this study says most homophobic are homosexuals. So I must be homosexual. Of course to avoid being shamed I stop speaking about homosexuality. And homosexuality is thus encouraged to spread. Get it?

Now this sound like being lobotomized or mind bleeped.

And its kinda funny though....

Sedrik:
'Too' not 'To'

'Simpler' not 'More Simple'

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house, Mr Intellectual.

Yes the English teachers always come around and teach us English Language.

So Mr Sedrik the teacher, I wonder what being an intellect has to do with written or spoken English? Can you please paint me a correlation? I'm very very interested to know.

And Mr Sedrik the wack teacher, "teacher no teach me nonsense".

forum.wordreference.com/threads/simpler-more-simple.704850/

english.stackexchange.com/questions/130401/much-more-simple-or-much-more-simpler

Hmm, this post is much to intellectual for the usual suspects to contribute their one track mind to it.

Try and make it more simple next time mizmycoli.

Estharfabian:
My thoughts exactly!



Op sounds Like a closeted gay, someone who's hiding. Somewhat Basking in the Light of Being Homophobic. it happens all the time anyways..Can't say I'm the least bit surprised.


People who Are always Critical About the act, always turn out to be caught in the "dreaded" Act.
Study Reveals Homophobic Men Are, In Fact, More
Likely To Be Gay.

Can we ask you to provide a link to this study? I'm very interested to see this study because I have a couple of friends who are homophobic, and they're very much straight. Very very straight I might add because they shag anything in a skirt

NovusHomo:
Or how did a shoeless, clueless fisherman become President of Nigeria?

LMFAO!.

Adaure4ever:
But how can a lawyer be a minister of power?
Lol, Nigeria.

You could have asked "how can a farmer be president of Nigeria?".

Cutehector:
Some people are missing the point here.

What happened to love and respect

Do you live in Nigeria?

Ishilove:
Lalalst iclala, nwoke nnamdu! Happy birthday dear

I don't remember you speaking igbo and wishing me a happy birthday

Blackberrybabes:
hmmmm,

more exciting posts on www.blackberrybabes.com

Pardon me, but what is exciting about two men dancing with each other

MrsPhyno:
I'm being sarcastic I think

Oh you should trying using innuendo, its more fun...

MrsPhyno:
Most fascinating topic on NL in months

Will any self proclaimed both fat and Fulani people on NL please come forward

I believe you're merely voicing your opinion right?

Jadekitana:
Lwkmd I just had to create this thread due to the updates i'v been seeing! I noticed 80percent of the ladies on my bbm who usually put up dps of their "supposed" boyfriends were mute through out yesterday. There was no sign of any celebration or Boo because they actually discovered Boo has a main Boo. This morning i'v been seeing updates like:

1) val or no val the heart knows what it wants

2) I refuse to allow any man break me

3) Bose and Bimpe wudnt allow us hear. Word val is overrrrr for God's sake

4) valentines day is overrated

5) if u didn't get the ring stfu and let my bbm rest

6) God is the main bae, every other bae is counterfeit

7) I dedicate my life to you lord henceforth, you alone has my heart

My ex is a yoruba Demon(the dude has suddenly turned ex)

9) It's monday,my job is my new bae

10) #had fun with my girls, strictly ladies,no heartbreaks, no bullcrap.

11) feb15th, a new phase of my life just started #single and happy



If you have seen any funny update too,you can add yours!

LMFAO. This is truly hilarious.