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layla129:
Apart from mastering the act of kuma sutra, you must be a good boy

LOL. Care to tell me in what capacity?

layla129:
Lol, funny

How? Care to enlighten me? Would love to know...

Synnzu:
The Akwa Ibom people have arrived

Abi oh... Pretty soon we'll start seeing words that seem too good read, talk less of pronouncing.

Lezzlie:
Lolz, To decipher a woman isn't science or knowledge, bro. It is wisdom. So you've got to be born with it.

Only other alternative is the long unwinding and thorny road of experience.

Beleive me when I say I know the sexual and emotional makeup of over half the girls in Romanceland.

I can decipher their phantasies, desires, fears and actual challenges. It spills away onto their posts or comment either in reply or contribution.

That's why I flirt with the selected few with touch of flare.
Hehehehe,

LMFAO! Talk about exhibiting classic male machismo. Dude. This is hilarious. You must be an Xavier to really be so damn good at reading the thoughts of women. Lol.

layla129:
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No

Well lucky you. I suppose your boify must have mastered the art of Kuma Sutra to have imprinted on you this much. Niceeee

layla129:
How will i make love with someone i'm not connected with? What makes it love making then?

Guys fake love too you know.. Your feelings might be pure, but his might not be. Have you ever made love to someone, afterwards, you feel unsatisfied?.

Lezzlie:
nah, not like seriously..... like freaking actuality!!!

Really, like which scientific premise/postulation did you use to arrive at this conclusion, care to share?

layla129:
Lol, i know what they mean.

Cool.

layla129:
Is that your own definition? Ok, love making then. I don't have sex

LOL. Its the way it is. From the way you sound, I'll say you're the type of girl who get emotionally attached to her man, and you're emotionally sensitive too.

But since love making is what gets to you, like what you love, what happens when you make love to that guy you can't connect with?

layla129:
Ok, lets focus on booty calls and friends with benefits. Exclude one night stands

So this as an arrangement. A business deal, like do you catch feelings with people you transact business with?

Friends with benefit is more like being in an open relationship, you both can do whatever you guys want without getting jealous or suspecting each other of cheating. That's where the arrangement comes in.

layla129:
What is the difference?

Sex usually involve the no feeling attached syndrome. No necking, frolicking, teasing and the likes... Just the bam bam bam and release, while love making is the total package. It forms a bond, a unity known to only the two who joined together in bliss unison.

Lezzlie:

Esterfabian pales away into insignificance when put against the goddess-ship of Mimzy!

A flash of brilliance doesn't equal brilliance. Esther is smart, but Mimzy exemplifies smartness with class and sophistication.

She's been through school and has experience of politics, education, economics and life

We need a face not just for Romanceland, but an ambassador of Nairaland. Someone all Romancelander can thump their chest and say: "that's us, we produced her" to the envy of other sections.

Go take a look at her DP again, I have personally solved so many riddle just focusing on her eyes.

God made Mïmzy a full option, V12 bi-turbo Bugatti Veron! Let's ride in speed and style.

Erm ...., your mail too

Em, like seriously...

layla129:
Amazing. Sex is a big deal to me

Sex, or love making?

layla129:
One night stands, booty calls, friends with benefits -all of these types of relationship exists but is any of them really worth it? Is it possible to have sexual relationship with someone without catching feelings? I know its quite easy for the guys...is it easy for some ladies too?

Share some experiences please

Well depends on how you want to look at it. If its just about letting off some steam, why not. Must one have sexual relations with someone one has feelings for. Its not always the case.

Guys who shag runZ girls don't do it all the time. So do the girls. It has to do with setting your priorities right, and know what you want.

Jadekitana:
Not at all just a few

Already done reading it. Its quit intriguing. We have a few likes... Being in the dark, and loving crime/murder novels. Lol.

You seem like a pretty fun person, you stay on the Island? Might bit of info I missed... So can I get to know the remaining you? lol.

Jadekitana:
Check my diary I hate repeating myself

Sorry ma. I didn't know you have a diary. Lemme quickly read you, hoping I'll read all of you.

Jadekitana:
No I didnt.

So what did you study?

Jadekitana:
Yes Mr phd

I'm not yet a Phd holder. Soon, I'll invite you to celebrate with me.

You studied medicine? Or any related discipline right?

Jadekitana:
That wouldn't have been ok! He would have been shy and disorganised. It was best I left silently unnoticed.

You attended uniben?

Dygeasy:
And we have it!!! Our First Contestant [size=16pt]MIMZY[/size] Has Been Verified!!!!!!!

Jolly good. Shorty doesn't waste time at all... Pity in this contest, first come isn't first served.

PinkBarbie:
Thanks for nominating me. I don't think I'll be have time for this right now though the money is tempting

Thanks once again.

Oh no problem. However, I'm just curious to know what will be occupying your time, hope its me? Cos you just might make me the happiest man in Nairaland.

llaykorn:
Happy birthday to the commander of the 36 demon legions. May your come true ever, bro!

Cc:
Darkenedrebel

Oh! So its the rebel's birthday. Didn't know rebel's have the luxury of celebrating birthdays...

Anyway, happy birthday mate.

Maxity02:
no wahala then..

How u doing?

I'm cool like that. Good morning... I believe the night was gentle on you?

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, Joe, so it's been you behind this moniker? good thing you came clean this time...

the fall eventually took place, the bed got damaged and you been running helter skelter looking for where to get it fixed...

now that's some serious shiit

LOL. You think? Read you falling on the same bed with that 1832 bloke so I said that to get your attention.

So, now that I got your attention, what's it gonna be, we gonna ride or die?

IamWestAfrican:
That shït is fat not āss!! She needs to hit the gym and get some cürves abeg. My phallüs wouldn't flinch a tidbit if it came in contact with the specimen in question.

You've got tawdry taste, mate. Tufiakwa!

Some of us prefer traits like good character and the likes to what you just said...

Ishilove:
I'm fine handsome. Long time

Yep.

IamWestAfrican:
Na wetin dem they call Nyash be that? Make una no dey wine lanicky abeg... that amorphous büttocks makes her look like a man-sized Penguin trying to break dance. Abi no be true? study the posterior wella.

As if you wouldn't mind tapping that ass, if she backs that ass up your side. Lol.

IamWestAfrican:
The word "uncle" also means an 'elderly man that proffers advisement to a younger person' - not just the generic father or mother's brother definition.

Abeg make I hear word joor! Na you wan dey tell me wetin uncle mean. Lol. Sirius Black is not Harry Potter's uncle, plain and simple. He's Harry Potter's godfather, And just so you know, Sirius Black never offered Harry Potter much advice cause he got wacked. he only offered Harry one advice cos he spent most of his time in AzKaban. hehe

It can also mean a "close male friend of the parents of a family"(in Southern America dialect)

As you can see I was right...

I've got the English Language underfoot, something that's beyond the ratiocination of all ye earthlings..Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare and the dead poet society made me swallow the Blarney stone in Ireland before anointing my head.

Did J.K Rowling write Harry Potter according to south american dialect? Dude you're funny abeg. Lol. The role played by Sirus Black in Harry Potter was that of Harry Potter's godfather, not uncle. So your whatever it is you used is just wrong.

Perhaps Shakespeare and others should have bEen wizards, so they can use the specilis revilio spell on you to reveal more details about Harry Potter to you.

You're wrong, you're wrong, accept it and stop goofing around. Lol.

Maxity02:
lolz

I'm a shy person.. I dnt like people staring at me

Oh I wouldn't be staring at you, I would be staring at your eyes and your eyes alone.

Maxity02:
thank u

Oh you're welcome. Was just wondering how you'd look if I'm staring at your eyes...

Care to find out? Lol.

IamWestAfrican:
Errr....I fück sane bïtches not hallucinating banker-loving sandwich short of a picnic ten-fingerëd gerbils.

LMFAO!. A broda who discriminate. How nice...

Maxity02:

Fine girl. You're cute to look at.