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Politics / Re: Police Trail Those Who Killed And Beheaded Two Police At Orsumoghu by joedave(m): 11:57pm On Nov 30, 2021
wink2015:


The crimes committed by the Nigeria Police who has pursued them?

If you're following the trend all over the world you'll know that it's not limited to Nigeria. In US where most adore and queueing to go, police crimes abound there too.

Does this say you should kill and roast their heads in the fire as just been barbarically done by these savages, NO!

You use all the paraphernalia of legal instrument to fight police brutality including working with your legislators for effective presentation of bills to counter their recklessness. FYI, even America hasn't succeeded in curbing brutality by Police effectively.

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Politics / Re: Police Trail Those Who Killed And Beheaded Two Police At Orsumoghu by joedave(m): 11:25pm On Nov 30, 2021
Cop killers in the world over, are never at peace as they are often hunted down for as long as it may take to nab them.

Many dangerous criminals even in US and UK etc know this and are often wary because once it's done, you're always in the beam and eventually get dusted.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Trapped Inside Jos Prison After Attacking The Correctional Centre by joedave(m): 9:11pm On Nov 28, 2021
Day don break them! They have all just booked a long room to themselves in there.

Swift responses like this will help nip this recurrent jailbreak in the bud. These sets of guys are getting more daring day in day out.

No need to transfer them elsewhere, they will be given heroes welcome by their want-to-be beneficiaries who would have been unjustly freed into the society wrecking more havoc.

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Health / Re: ASR Africa Boosts Ogun State's Healthcare With ₦2.5 Billion Grant by joedave(m): 6:43pm On Nov 27, 2021
That's a good gesture. The problem is, the Money shouldn't go down the pockets rather than it's dedicated purpose.
Romance / Re: A Guy Asking Me Out Save My Name As Okpoo by joedave(m): 3:44pm On Nov 20, 2021
Wow! That ain't cool. Thank God you knew the nomenclature he used for you ahead of time before he would have eventually succeeded in deceiving you to lick your sweet and eat your biscuit.

Irrespective of the ethnic leaning, many know Okpo to be a derogatory word!
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Donate ₦250 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by joedave(m): 3:33pm On Nov 20, 2021
BabaIbo:


Hmmm , one of my customers jokingly asked me when will she come and eat naming/child dedication food because they are always asking me when will you marry, mistakenly I said next year.

I don't just know how and why I answered next year" but I cancelled it immediately she left.
Since then, I dey careful dye.
I could have screwed her last night, she wanted it on an expressway level, unto say na our normal way wink but I declined her glances because I had no CD at that moment(because of that customer's innocent but weird wish/question, so the game was postponed, so that the other player can get his helmet ready.

Helmets do get broken with harsh and heavy impact sometimes. Live safe bro!
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Donate ₦250 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by joedave(m): 2:25pm On Nov 20, 2021
BabaIbo:
You think sey una wise abi?

You no move any of the ones I commented on earlier to FP, e no concern me, I go still screw the P.


BTW, Wizkid and Burnaboy can not pull such donation combine, not because they are not popular but they are not social/friendly.

At the bolded....you never knew if God is using that to pass you a message ooo. Lols
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sets Up Committee To Distribute N250m Grant by joedave(m): 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2021
BigYash:
He don shame haters again grin some even said he was broke. Nigga added 50m .. God bless you more OBO..

As in eeeh! The guy have a way of codedly shooting his shots. He had to add about a quarter of the total contribution and re-donate hence making doubters who taught he's bankrupt to now have a rethink.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sets Up Committee To Distribute N250m Grant by joedave(m): 1:56pm On Nov 20, 2021
BabaIbo:
Straight to FP...

If e no enter FP, make that babe no give me P***y fvck tonight, that is to say e go enter and I go screw her P tonight. grin cheesy

Bahhd guy!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sets Up Committee To Distribute N250m Grant by joedave(m): 1:55pm On Nov 20, 2021
Blessingsam2318:
with this ya mumu comment and u think the fake news will go to FP

Hmmmm!

Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: Davido To Officially Donate N250 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by joedave(m): 1:53pm On Nov 20, 2021
What other ways than this attitude could have shut down the mouths of all those saying he has gone bankrupt!
Celebrities / Davido Sets Up Committee To Distribute N250m Grant by joedave(m): 1:43pm On Nov 20, 2021
After receiving about 201 million naira from friends and fans, Davido decides to add 50 million from his savings and give all 250 million naira back to Nigerians.

The music star has raised a 5-man committee that will take charge of distributing the funds to various foundations and motherless homes all over Nigeria.

God bless his beautiful heart�

Politics / Re: Tinubu Barawo (pics) by joedave(m): 9:57am On Nov 20, 2021
How some reason is beyond comprehension.
You woke up from bed early this morning from a terrified dream about the man that doesn't even know if you exist or not and posted about past 6am to just do this shocked

Many are indeed under one depressing influence and the other.

It's well with your soul.

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Celebrities / Re: Wema Bank Officials Visit Davido In Dubai (Pictures) by joedave(m): 9:51am On Nov 20, 2021
When you're favored, it doesn't matter the method you employ and engage, people will tag along. It doesn't matter the location you are, people will search you out and give obeisance.

Omo ologo, carry go.

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Crime / Re: A Theif Was Caught And Was Left In The Road For Motor To Crush Him by joedave(m): 2:33pm On Nov 19, 2021
Wow shocked This man had a verrry close shave with death.

You better run to God and surrender all. You were given a very rare comeback chance. Opportunity to purge yourself and make your way right. Be contented with the little that comes your way, rather be a beggar than be a robber.
Family / Re: Serious Domestic Violence Taking Place In My Street, Help Please by joedave(m): 1:58pm On Nov 19, 2021
massinola:
I will be as brief as possible.
I recently opened a barbing salon shop. Within the area I opened this shop, there's this couple living there. The man does nothing for a living. He's a drunkard. The woman on the other hand sells black market fuel and oil to make ends meet.

They gave birth to 6 children (yes, you heard right). Since I entered that street, I noticed a serious domestic violence going on in that family. The man after drinking, uses his wife and children as punching bags. This is not occasionally. On a daily. I'm seriously disturbed. A little arguement and the man goes straight to the woman's fuel and oil and pours everything away.

Even when he's the one provoking the woman, he goes to the woman's properties and starts damaging everything.

The worst is that no body in the street says anything. They all say they are used to them.
I'm seriously disturbed because the man always threatens to pour fuel on the woman and set her ablaze always.

On many occasions, he carries huge sticks to kill the woman like a snake.
People around always say he can't do it. On my side, I'm really disturbed, because I have seen where domestic violence caused a disaster. I fear that one day, the man might carry out his threats.

Today a serious fight broke out between the man and the wife. The man was beating the last born of the house that's just a year plus like a mad man. The wife couldn't bear it anymore and faced the man. He was beating all of them like animals. Looking for cutlass and 2by2 to use on them. People were passing and didn't even care. I couldn't bear it anymore. He was trying to smash the woman's phone on the main road. One small girl went to rescue the woman and the phone. The way this man flung the lady eeh, that was when I stepped in, collected the phone and told the man that if he tried touching the woman and the children again, I would bury him alive. I was very mad. I asked the woman what he's still doing with the man. Or is she waiting for people to carry her corpse before she flees for her life? The phone is still with me. I'm confused on what to do.

This man needs to be stopped before a disaster strikes. It's just a matter of time. I fear for the woman's life seriously.
What can I do to help the situation guys. I'm really disturbed.

You actually didn't tell where exactly the area is or most importantly the state. If it's Lagos, it's easy to handle his matter even without involving the wife's consent at the first instance by just videoing the whole disturbing scenes and reporting to DSRVT being Domestic and Sexual Violence Team at Ministry of Justice in Alausa Secretariat. They will wade in. Or even WRAHP being Women's Right And Health Project, Ikotun and help her report the despicable abuse.

If it where to be in other states, then things had to be dealt with according to the pattern of operations in the states or around some of the communities.
Politics / Re: Rt.hon.rev. Dr. Ossai Nicholas Tell The World What You Did To My Father by joedave(m): 12:58pm On Nov 19, 2021
It's really touching though, I wonder how an "uncle" can ostracize an original heir to his father's estate from the family and scheme of things! I don't know how that works from that yonder mostly when the heir wasn't even an illegitimate son!!

Many are saying that the OP is eyeing his father's property, yes he's legally and customarily entitled to it but the area I observed he hasn't handled well was in taking all his family along and playing the role of the next in succession as the father was gradually ageing. You really goofed Mr Ossai.

It's obvious there has been disunity in the family from onset moreso you stated of the discontentment even from your father and other family members at you and you either allowed it or unwittingly permitted this till he was sick and you never showed up....this is very wrong traditionally, morally and in principle.

Though setting a peaceful pace in a polygamous family where every wife is planning how her own child will outdo the others is a common norm that brings about persistent envy, strife and disunity, but you messed up when he was sick and you were never at his side till his death. This is why you are seen as being materialistic irrespective of your personal achievement. I tell many, always try and mend your family, be that link to bring about oneness... though you may not achieve it 100% but try and be a rallying point!

All these misnormer does not in anyway validate or permit your uncle the Hon, with the responsibility of twisting and manipulating the whole scenario to his favour. If anything, by the virtue of his position, he was supposed to bring everybody together and reconcile you all. God has blessed him and he's controlling the family now irrespective of his age being that there are still those older than him in the kindred. Leadership isn't by age or even what substance you can muster but by your charisma, temperance, responsiveness and noble character. These I think, the gentle Honorable does not possess, or how can one debate the brazenness of an "honourable lawmaker" to have dishonourably disobeyed an honourable Court's injunction and went ahead to do "the needful" etc

You can still make your case and you will most definitely get jjustice but you and the rest of your family need to first come together as ONE. A local proverb goes thus "The disunity among the family of snakes is what makes each suffers on its own.. if python was to tag along with cobra, viper, black mamba, boa etc together on same path, who born of a human can dare to hunt them?

Take this...Power is transient, it fizzles with time and renders one like an old toothless lion past it's prime. Soon your uncle will leave that "heralded" office but truly doesn't seem to care what tomorrow holds. You and the rest should just all come together and find the best approach to handle it and most importantly...you should also tame the grievances you've nursed with the rest siblings, embrace all with love and affection and you can take a look at the next item on the chart from there.

Cheers!
Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 11:48am On Nov 19, 2021
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

Herein is specimen of the request.

Sports / Re: William Troost-Ekong: Tottenham’s Coach Said I Will Never Make It As Footballer by joedave(m): 11:11am On Nov 16, 2021
Pull down syndrome!

When you're at a very important position where others are beneath you and look up to you, never utter words that could demoralize those among them who you estimated are not measuring up. Rather, help build them with words that will stir them up.

Troost Ekong has an indomitable spirit else he could have changed his dream. Many have fallen by the way sure to pursue other leads as a result of harsh criticism.

You may want to argue he hasn't gotten to his eldorado in football, but satisfaction can be a personal thing at times. The lad is happy and even grateful for what he has been able to achieve so far on and off the field.

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Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 9:42pm On Nov 13, 2021
joedave:
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

Still open!

Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 11:59pm On Nov 09, 2021
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 11:56pm On Nov 09, 2021
Lovelynife:

Yes. Though not in operation for more than 4-5 months ago but still working sha

Hello. I haven't heard from you on our last discussion.
Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 7:39pm On Nov 08, 2021
Lovelynife:

Yes. Though not in operation for more than 4-5 months ago but still working sha

No problem then. Will you DM me quicky for the short video then we can discuss further?
Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 10:15am On Nov 08, 2021
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 9:18am On Nov 08, 2021
Lovelynife:

I have one in ibadan (university of ibadan)

Good morning.

Is it this very model 1300?
Do you have the control over it?
Can you relate to it status?

Please if the above are decided, you can DM me for your contact. I will be needing a short video of same too.
Celebrities / Re: Angel Smith Buys A Range Rover For Herself by joedave(m): 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2021
Hmmm cool

Ndimarketer! Congratulations

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Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 2:56pm On Nov 07, 2021
joedave:
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 2:50pm On Nov 07, 2021
Bobbyjay001:


i'll help you look around. I know there's more to this than than putting it on the road.

Oga na wa for you ooo, haba! Make man no put old school for road again

Ngwanu I go dey on the lookout.
Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 11:51am On Nov 07, 2021
Bobbyjay001:


this car is no longer on our roads and besides, it looks scary and people would be wondering what came over you to put something like on the road in this mordern age. You'll get one as scrap though.

Bobbyjay, have you got access to the Scrap of this very 1300 and none other else?
Let me have a look at it if you do.

Don't worry about how scared people will view the jalopy when it's on the road. grin

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Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 10:34am On Nov 07, 2021
jetwonder:
grin wetting dey inside this car? abi una dong discovered something?

Some just appreciate classic. Ask Dino, he'd tell you.

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Autos / Re: A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 9:33am On Nov 07, 2021
Bobbyjay001:


isn't this the 19 sixty something model?

This 1300cc was first produced at about 1962 or thereabout. And there were subsequent production of same models till late 70s.

So it doesn't have to be the maiden series of the 1300. Any year of the 1300 production is fine.
Autos / A 1300 Model Volkswagen Beetle Needed. by joedave(m): 9:10am On Nov 07, 2021
Volkswagen Beetle 1300 model is needed. Respond asap if you have this or you're an agent. Working or fairly Scrap of the 1300 Beetle Car is not an issue.

The Car has to be in Nigeria and not pre-order Please.

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