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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by joedave(m): 12:38pm On May 02, 2021
NarcoPolo:


If she was so smart she would still be alive

Nigerians lack critical thinking skills

Pray ooo! Make your day nor light. You think it's by smartness bah? SMH.

Many have died even with priceless caution. Only God can protect. Solace should be taken with the fact that her killer was speedily arrested.

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Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests 45 Northern Youths In Ondo, 'Going For Military Training' by joedave(m): 12:10pm On May 01, 2021
Military training my foot. They have the best terrain to train with, not the South. Sponsored and hired to commit mayhem. Let them be rather used for training.

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Travel / Re: Just Got My Visa To Travel To Germany For Work, I Am Having Cold Feet. by joedave(m): 12:26pm On Apr 29, 2021
kelvindj98:

Nairaland has become a useless platform. Even scams are now being posted on its frontpage.
He first wrote that he got the job on LinkedIn, now he is posting a completely different site as the source of the job.
If the desperate mugus like they should contact him, by the time he swindles them off all their savings they learn by force.

He didn't post the site of the job but rather was responding to a guy who begged for sites to learn coding skills!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Idris Deby Is Dead, Killed As A Result Of Injuries Suffered On The Frontline by joedave(m): 1:58pm On Apr 20, 2021
kekakuz:
is it really a lady behind this handle. This is brilliant

Don't believe every cloudiness leads to rain, bruh!
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Take Back Gifts After A Failed Relationship? by joedave(m): 12:54pm On Mar 24, 2021
Taking back from a one time lover what had been given out when the going was good Seriously I can't even take back from a friend or beneficiary what I did in good faith when at best of times, let alone seek to reclaim from a lady that once shared emotions "genuinely or deceptively" with me.

If I had sponsored her to school during the love tango, will I still lay claims to confiscating all her certificates?? To me, I simply walk away because I know I am more than that and one way or the other in life, she has gotten a memento about me that will resonnate in her memory consciously or unconsciously. Trust me, this is not fanciful guesses, it's practical. She may initially think she's outsmarted her way out, but eventually nothing nags one like silent conscience mostly when one is the unrepentant aggressor in a game of somewhat passion which the other party places much trust, hope and faith upon.

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Crime / Re: Attempted Rape: Abiodun Abudu-Balogun Denies Sexual Harassment Allegation by joedave(m): 8:45pm On Jan 02, 2021
Well, the denial is expected. The girl made a lot of implicating allegations coupled with names of certain people. Let the Investigation begin. #notoabuseofpower

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Dead Man Screams In Pain As He Is Cut In The Leg During Embalming (Pix) by joedave(m): 9:37pm On Nov 27, 2020
The Gatekeeper refused his entry. Many weren't this lucky.
Politics / Re: If Millions Of People Really Voted For Buhari Why Is Nobdy Celebrating by joedave(m): 8:12am On Feb 27, 2019
The question should be " IF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE REALLY VOTED AGAINST BUHARI AND ARE DISSATISFIED, WHY ARE THEY NOT PROTESTING ON THE STREETS BUT BACK TO THIER VARIOUS BUSINESSES grin
Politics / Re: Atiku On Course To Win, Buhari Should Pack His Bags – Fani-kayode by joedave(m): 11:41pm On Feb 23, 2019
When will you quit this gum. Won't you change tactics! You said same thing in 2015 for GEJ.
Food / Processed by joedave(m): 3:02pm On Nov 03, 2018
Poultry animals and aquatic.
Food / Re: TANK FARM by joedave(m): 6:42pm On Oct 30, 2018
$$$
Politics / Re: Alani Akinri: 'Buhari’s Certificate Saga, An Insult To The Armed Forces' by joedave(m): 10:11am On Oct 29, 2018
Sorry Sir! Its painful indeed. Remember this is Nigeria where people politicize everything including the water we drink!

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Politics / Re: Babajide Sanwoolu Hosts Veteran Singers, Tony Tetullia & Azzadus by joedave(m): 10:00am On Oct 29, 2018
Azzadus, what happened to clean diet. This fat isn't too healthy my guy!

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Business / Unique Taste And Hygienic Quality. by joedave(m): 9:49am On Oct 29, 2018
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Food / TANK FARM by joedave(m): 9:30am On Oct 29, 2018
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Properties / Re: Type by joedave(m): 12:08am On Jan 13, 2017
TANK FARM
Properties / Type by joedave(m): 3:19pm On Jan 12, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Singer Allowed Fans Touch Her Private Parts On Stage While Performing by joedave(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2016
"Endest" of all times Celeb!
Nairaland / General / Re: Convert Airtel Airtime Back To Cash by joedave(m): 7:57pm On Jun 25, 2016
undecided Oh Sorry my friend. I made such mistake on MTN sometime ago and had to bear the brunt. Its harsh. Maybe you can dial Help line.
Politics / Re: Crack In Militants Camp Widens by joedave(m): 1:14am On Jun 13, 2016
Interesting times ahead, it seems!

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Politics / Re: WAEC Begs Kemi Adeosun by joedave(m): 12:55pm On May 23, 2016
But wait o! Why is it only your source that pick this irresistible piece of News?
Politics / Re: New Interchange In Oshodi Lagos– Ambode (Picture) by joedave(m): 9:37am On May 19, 2016
angels09:

Yea fashola worked but talks too much

Oh yes! Under the governing circumstances Fashola met in regard to the PDP Federal Government indifference to Lagos, he had no choice but to keep blowing his trumpets. Remember, Lagos allocation was withheld for all Tinubu stewardship years. To show that he was doing it, he need to continuously showcase it via several channels and at the end, the fruitful reward was too evident for Lagos State in particular, now aligning with Federal
Government for a better delivery.
Politics / Re: I Was Never Named In Dasukigate - Doyin Okupe by joedave(m): 5:21pm On May 17, 2016
Hmmmm! I'm sure the record is going through dusting and sifting as a result of this remark. Books shall surely be opened cool
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Avengers Threaten Atiku, Danjuma, Lukman, Other Oil Bloc Owners by joedave(m): 1:54pm On May 12, 2016
Honestly, can this Threat be sustained? Can this group outlast this brazen display of seeming-Treason to some AND seeming -heroism to others? Time, the oldest device, will TELL!

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Politics / Re: I Won't Apologize Niger-Delta Avengers - Tompolo by joedave(m): 6:56pm On May 08, 2016
When the flies decided to go after an injured person, no wailings is heard, but when the injured person decides to go after the flies, there will be much wailings, mollifications etc.

The above is a local parlance, meaning is quite expanded.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio, Kidnapping Started In SW, not Abia. by joedave(m): 11:02am On May 06, 2016
lipsrsealed
hmmmmm!
Education / Re: Blind Graduate Wants To Sell His Kidney To Further His Education (photo) by joedave(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2016
The Mighty One that see to the needs of the orphans, destitutes, the poor, will see to your needs. A quick succour will come before you ever have to sell your kidney.

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Politics / Re: Video, Photos: Female Student Cries, Begs Buhari To Resign Over Fuel Scarcity by joedave(m): 10:28am On Apr 08, 2016
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Una sure say this crying girl close relatives / guy/friends, no dey among people wey EFCC go soon torchlight? Because the thing take style resemble "bad market"!
Nairaland / General / Re: Pls Help How Can I Make Living With This Property My Mother Owns by joedave(m): 3:47pm On Mar 28, 2016
Attach it to a newspaper company if its still sound.
You'd make good cash if its good enough to go northern states. Or better still, attach it to NAHCO in Murtala Airport for haulage.

Remember you said its what you people depend upon, then you haven to personally oversee its management for rewarding returns, hence..........!
Properties / Properties by joedave(m): 8:06pm On Mar 03, 2016
Managers
Crime / Re: Woman Dies Fighting Over Boyfriend In Bauchi by joedave(m): 7:52am On Aug 13, 2015
alfakoro1:
Hey gys. It's a lie, she did not die while fighting the boyfriend. Her elder broda is my good friend. He told me early dis mown she had an accident on her way from bauchi to jos.

Indeed Alfa? You'll be a wonderful helper to the Police and the Court in unraveling the mystery.

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