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Politics / Re: The Man, Bola Tinubu I Know - Pius Akinyelure by joedave(m): 10:49am On Jun 15, 2021
Love him or hate him, he's a trailblazer. Even his greatest opponents know this but how many dare to publicly acknowledge those better than them?

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Faces Of Governors That Have Refused To Pay - Gazette (Photo) by joedave(m): 10:38am On Jun 15, 2021
Redoil:
what if they are not as rich as Lagos akwa ibom and delta

should we black maiil them


And I equally don't think that they are as poor as Ebonyi State, yet it name is missing from this list. Meaning that it's not about other states being richer or poorer than them!!!

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Religion / Re: Dele Momodu Visits Evelyn, TB Joshua’s Wife (Photo) by joedave(m): 9:32am On Jun 13, 2021
God please give me a large heart to be forgiving and unmindful of every accusation or assault directed towards me. Also grant my heart desires so I can help others with resources at my disposal rather than hoarding for meaningless sake.

I'm awed by Momodu's eulogy of this mortal also as many others keep extolling his charitable deeds. God bless his roots, they shall not die young but live older than their father and achieve far more.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I Made June 12 Democracy Day To Demonstrate Commitment by joedave(m): 9:37am On Jun 12, 2021
loosecanon50:
Who noticed that this man has been very vocal these past few days? Whenever you see this vegetable active like this, just know that his position of power is under threat. Lask kicks of a dying horse

Methinks it's good he is more heard nowadays. At least if he had been talking and not leaving things to the "Presidency" aka Shehu Garba etc, feedbacks could have helped assuage our common feelings.

Let's see how he handles issues henceforth.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Need A Personal Driver. by joedave(m): 12:24pm On Jun 10, 2021
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• Maximizing your time
• Forgetting Google Map
• Improving your status
• Diverting one’s time to the more important task
• Enhancing personal security

...and many more. Still, thinking about getting one?
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cool undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Chris Iheuwa Escapes From Ritualists In Port Harcourt (Movie) by joedave(m): 10:55am On Jun 08, 2021
ZACHIE:
pull this down
See what the buffoon wrote


rhythyson:
Thank God I am Alive, A rejoinder.

I refer to my previous write - up titled : 'Thank God I Am Alive...' published on 4th, June 2021 on same medium and wish to clarify that it is merely a work of fiction, a literary expression and an excerpt from a feature film screenplay I am working on.

For those who actually read it in full, you would notice the credit at the end for the excerpt synonymous with creative work.

For some reason, it may have crossed the line between creativity and realism and misconstrued to be true.

I appreciate your concerns and wish to state that it wasn't meant to alarm anyone , but just to express a creative process.

Thank you for your calls, messages and be rest assured I am 100% okay.

Expect the movie soon.

God bless you all.

Chris Iheuwa
6th June 2021.

��‍♂️��‍♂️��



So this guy was playing on our emotion all along undecided

I hope he won't have a reality bringing him to De javu later!
Religion / Re: Prophet TB Joshua Ministries Confirms His Death by joedave(m): 7:29am On Jun 06, 2021
The death of any man great or small is known to God aforehand. He cannot be questioned as to why?? Pastor TB Joshua may not have been a darling among some Christian leaders but he has a whole lots of admirers in the faith and even other faiths, a whole lots of followers from many races, tribes and ethnic assemblages.

You may call him whatever you wish, but I daresay No human is his maker. Only God is! This man has left a legacy and gone leaving many all over the world ruing his miss!

What is your own legacy when your vehicle eventually departs? What do we have to say of you? How many have you touched positively?

Either we are real or fake, we shall all answer to our Maker!! Shalom!!

For the family and his faithfuls, May God repose his soul, give courage and strength and bonding among you all!

Rest in Peace Sir!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Large Iranian Navy Ship Sinks After Catching Fire by joedave(m): 11:05am On Jun 03, 2021
There's every likelihood whole crew might not have been fully rescued with such raging fire amidst sea. What with officers still standing while fire surges heavily in that picture.

Many countries will rather play face saving international politics at the detriment of their citizens lives à la Naijiriya.

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Politics / Re: Abdurrahman Sumaila: Don't Support Igbo Presidential Candidate In 2023 by joedave(m): 9:28am On Jun 03, 2021
No single region should have exclusivity in governance. It is called a federation, why must other components be zoned out, for how long!!!

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Sports / Re: Mike Tyson Slept With Prison Counselor To Reduce His Sentence by joedave(m): 3:13pm On Jun 01, 2021
Iron Mike, hope America won't revisit your case by admitting you gave money to the counselor and made her pass you for quicker jail term! Having consensual zexx with her while in jail may be a different point to bribing! Well.... cool

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Politics / Re: Tolulope Arotile Gets Posthumous Award As Ooni Honours 100 Youths by joedave(m): 11:17am On Jun 01, 2021
It's a lofty honour well deserved. Though she may not be there in person for bestowment, nonetheless it's an appreciation for a noble path while being alive.

For the Ooni, I think if we have more leaders championing same cause of engaging youths, identifying with and empowering as he's been doing, then our society will be better for it.

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Gulak Shot Dead In Owerri by joedave(m): 11:50am On May 30, 2021
The times are unfathomable. Though the motive might still be sketchy. However, killing of this nature can be viewed as tribally profiled assassination with damning consequence upon the Innocents as reprisal far north.

When you accuse others of an action, reflect deeply and see if you weren't the one who started the action. Umuigbo, reflect, this same path was treaded about 55yrs ago with unpalatable reminiscence.

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Politics / Re: Police Paraded My Uncle Who Works In Oil Firm As Gunman - Lady Cries Out (pics) by joedave(m): 1:02pm On May 26, 2021
rottennaija:

How do you know this has not been done? You are just taking the ladies word over anything.

Just taking the lady's word is not sufficient accepted! This is not an isolated case. If you, friend or loved ones have never being involved in this type of misrepresentation scenario then you won't understand.

She has said her part, let Police come out and say it's part too and also give the guy opportunity of press briefing as being done to several arrested and of recent Frank Uduak murderer of Hinny! Doing this, we will know if it's wrongful arrest or no.
FYI, with a vindictive mindset, that guy might never make it to court.

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Politics / Re: Police Paraded My Uncle Who Works In Oil Firm As Gunman - Lady Cries Out (pics) by joedave(m): 12:24pm On May 26, 2021
rottennaija:


This is not to say that the Police don't parade innocent citizens or have not been making mistakes. But we don't really know people. If he truly innocent and his story checks up, he will be released.

But why put the cart before the horse?

Why not profile people and get their history confirmed before rushing to the press for a photoshoot on them

Many that knows him over and beyond our coast, after seeing the criminal parade will continue to have that perception he's a criminal even IF HE MIGHT BE released later which many may no longer be aware of.

Let us all try and support the right rules of engagement, this could be anybody.
Crime / Re: Man In Army Uniform Kills Car Owner In Rivers, Arrested In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by joedave(m): 10:53pm On May 25, 2021
Just rendered one speechless lipsrsealed

How can one explain the rationale behind this greed, covetousness and eventual wanton murder!!

The evil act of this man has just given further credence why many abstain from picking unknown commuters on the way, little wonder some are ready to drive alone from Funtua (Katsina) to Yaba (Lagos), Lafia (Nasarawa) to Aghenebode (Edo) alone.

Barring this sordid case, there are true cases of stranded and worthy travellers desiring assistance on the highway. It's well.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A 47-year-old Man Still Get A Job? by joedave(m): 9:19pm On May 25, 2021
emmaobi2:


The person in question studied agric economics buh has been working as a business admin manager for 18yrs before the IT company folded up

In certain cases, companies don't require your age that much. The guy in question here has 18 years of being an admin manager. That's impressive. It's more of an advantage rather than low turn.

What he can bring to the new establishment is also what employers will require, including ability to negotiate his expected remunerations reasonably.

Good luck.
Politics / Re: COAS: Why Would A Flight Lieutenant Fly A Lieutenant General? Captain Umar by joedave(m): 9:09pm On May 25, 2021
Naaah! This doesn't add up. It's been established that it wasn't the pilot's first time of flying the COAS. And there hasn't been complaints before now. His total flying hours is also impressive.

Errors could have come from anywhere, anybody or in any guise, not barring Air Chief Marshal himself over the Yoke.

Why not wait for AIB's findings.
Family / Re: Woman With 7 Husbands Reveals How She Satisfies All Their Needs (Video) by joedave(m): 8:40pm On May 25, 2021
Caged destinies!

So much revelation already, being a high Spiritualist. Definitely this is not for the fun of just polyandry nor nymphomania.
Politics / Re: 2023: Femi Gbajabiamila Perfects Plan To Be Governor Of Lagos, Oust Tinubu by joedave(m): 3:14pm On May 25, 2021
olatunji390:


Gbaja Ke, anything can happen ooo. I don't even see gbaja as a contender in 2023

Sure anything can happen!
Politics / Re: 2023: Femi Gbajabiamila Perfects Plan To Be Governor Of Lagos, Oust Tinubu by joedave(m): 11:17am On May 25, 2021
olatunji390:


Nothing is impossible, and sanwo-olu has no political structure in lagos

Oh yeah! Nothing is Impossible like Gbaja unseating Sanwo in 2023!! It's Ok.

Whether or not you admit Sanwo has political structure in Lagos doesn't change the present narrative, which is, he is overseeing affairs now and have less discontentment among the tiers of government in the state and even civil servants. Simply put, they are at peace with him. Having said this doesn't mean he couldn't go off grid later.
Politics / Re: 2023: Femi Gbajabiamila Perfects Plan To Be Governor Of Lagos, Oust Tinubu by joedave(m): 9:47am On May 25, 2021
I don't know how he plans to oust Sanwo with the state machinery working in the latter's favour. Moreover governance is bigger than grammatical eloquence Sha!

For now, Sanwo is doing something!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Speaks With Fati Attahiru, Spouses Of Other Fallen Officers by joedave(m): 11:06pm On May 23, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Rest in peace to them

And for all those saying why the president or vice not attend the burial procession
the president and vice can't go because of security reasons.....if you want make the president attend any event then inform them on time... no president in the world dey attend any event without informing them on time.....inform them probably 72 hours to the event is okay. Not 24 hours

Oga, to inform Mr President that he is to attend the immediate burial of his own Number One Security Officer?

Did death informed the COAS before came knocking on his door?

Haba damnnnn niggarrr no be so. He's readiness to be there should even negate every protocol and not to be debated!

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Politics / Re: Attahiru Becomes The 2nd Army Chief Of Staff To Die In Plane Crash-photo by joedave(m): 1:35am On May 22, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Nor true OP. He was 3rd but 2nd serving COAS. Have you forgotten General
Alexander Ogomudia who was killed in the airforce copter which exploded mod air in bayelsa alongside gov yakowa of kaduna state?

General Andrew Owoye Azazi rtd which occurred in 2012 and not General Alexander Ogomudia. POC!
Politics / Re: Constitution Review Hearing: Present Your Propositions Now, Lawan Tells Agitator by joedave(m): 11:24am On May 21, 2021
We are watching the SP in 4D. His earlier remarks on the Southern Governor's proposal is suspicious.

We can only hope the Constitutional amendment recommendations will be handled with patriotism and legalised by these lots when it's ready.
Foreign Affairs / Re: French Undercover Arms Dealer caught in Central African Republic (pics) by joedave(m): 11:57am On May 12, 2021
Jakumo:
This is an interesting case. The man does have a military look about him, but he only has three rifles and one semi-auto handgun in his possession. That M16, the scoped Remington Model 700, the handgun, and that single-barreled shotgun are a small collection that certainly does no qualify to be called an "arsenal".

The man's collection looks more geared towards home defense and recreational hunting, than any sort of military endeavor.

shocked shocked shocked Really??
Home defense and recreational hunting you said!!! With several magazines capable of starting a local insurrection, camos, handcuffs and other military/attack grade equipments? Noor let CAR hear you ooo
Politics / Re: NPA: How Hadiza Bala-Usman disobeyed Presidential Directives Leading To Sack by joedave(m): 11:36am On May 12, 2021
Hmmmmm! undecided

Hell hath no fury like a woman in bravado show of power!

Well, let the contending parties bare it all out, the truth will eventually unmask one way or another.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Wrong With First Bank USSD Code? by joedave(m): 10:36am On May 11, 2021
It should be a network issue. Try sometime later or you rather call First Bank's customer care line in the interim if any of the bank's branch is far from where you are.
Nairaland / General / Re: Just Found Out My Dad Ain't My Biological Dad by joedave(m): 6:32pm On May 06, 2021
Hmmmm! Some course are better left uncharted! Some truth are better left unsearched! Some wounds are better left to heal naturally!

If the present man you knew to be your father has been there for you all these while, not discriminating between or amongst his children on who's his biological or not, then I'd say leave that man out there that hasn't traced you nor your mum all these while.

There are times we wish somethings were so to be, but how will you feel if your quest brings you into a new home where you may be seen by the matriach of that home as a threat to her own children's prospective heritage? Another fasting and prayer begins bah?

I'd say let the sleeping dog lie as your spouse and some nairalanders here advised. Fine, if Providence brings him along your path, if it doesn't, let him be!!

Shalom!

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Crime / Re: Mile 12 Crises: Lagos Police Deploy Men, Take Charge by joedave(m): 4:36pm On May 06, 2021
1Nation4all:
You forgot your area oworoshoki

Most dangerous places in Lagos in no particular order

Fadeyi
Mile 12
Ijesha
Mushin/Idi Oro
Lasu Igando Iyana Iba Okokomaiko
Oshodi
Apapa
Ajegunle
Iyana Ipaja
Ajah Sangotedo
Mile 2
Festac
Onipanu
Ebutte Meta
Agege
Orile
Ketu Alapere NOT Ikosi
Ikorodu
Ijora
Apongbon
Idi Araba

Etc

Modified: How can I forget Bariga of all places



Even Obalende has every reason to be in that list.
Travel / Re: EXPOSED! How Abuja-Kaduna Train Station Staff Exploit Passengers by joedave(m): 9:39pm On May 05, 2021
How can this country ever be good? These are just saboteurs. Tickets were supposed to be sold out or at least half the capacity...but greedy staff would rather allow the trains to run empty if their inflated prices aren't met thereby milking commuters!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by joedave(m): 1:11pm On May 02, 2021
fatymore:


It just brought out memories. A friend got missing on March 23 of this year, he was found dead at the morgue and till now no explanations as to the cause and location of death except the mark seen on his body.

Oh what a pity! That's why I appreciate the way this girl Hiny was able to correspond and give real time report to her friend who told her to put ON the location device on her phone and tell her when she get there.

This helped in no small measure to discountenance the murderer's claim that she never got to meet with him.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by joedave(m): 12:58pm On May 02, 2021
Victoria938:
One moment you are making moves to upgrade Yourself positively

Next moment, you are been lowered 6ft underneath

The day has gone Sour for me ��

Rest on angel , it’s heartbreaking

It's really something!!! After weathering the storms and hassles of school life and anticipate a better future, just then maybe the future has only just started to yield...Bang..a vicious end to an envisaged dream!!!

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