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Christianity EtcRe: Seventh-Day Adventist Church Honours 20 Girls For Keeping Their Virginity by JoeEeL(m): 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2025
Ishilove:
E shock me
Its crazy
Christianity EtcRe: Seventh-Day Adventist Church Honours 20 Girls For Keeping Their Virginity by JoeEeL(m): 6:23pm On Jan 07, 2025
Hanhan, see how small they are.

They should be virgins at that age na or wait... Or wait, are you telling me its now special to be virgin at age 16, 17, 18 etc?

Wahala dey!
PoliticsRe: Six Killed As Abia, Cross River Boundary Clash Intensifies by JoeEeL(m): 8:44pm On Jan 06, 2025
Uchasa:
Using the word "Land grabbers" for the analogy you used is screaming quintessential low IQ man. Who doesn't know that in the past tribes waged war against each other for expansionist agendas? Based on your rhetoric, can we also claim that the Turks originally from Central Asia who conquered Anatolia and settled down there or the British people who defeated and conquered the Red Indians and settled down in America are land grabbers?
Yes.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: You Can’t Kill Me, Tinubu Not Like You – Wike Tells Odili by JoeEeL(m): 1:29am On Jan 06, 2025
ybalogs:
Odili has no duty as it stands just enjoying his retirement benefit but seriously distracting Wike that has refused to mind his businesses . Our politicians are just too focused on themselves . They just prefer to steer dramas to keep them in the news all the time.
Ok boss
PoliticsRe: Rivers: You Can’t Kill Me, Tinubu Not Like You – Wike Tells Odili by JoeEeL(m): 9:36am On Jan 05, 2025
ybalogs:
Odili has no duty as it stands just enjoying his retirement benefit but seriously distracting Wike that has refused to mind his businesses . Our politicians are just too focused on themselves . They just prefer to steer dramas to keep them in the news all the time.
I swear down o
PoliticsRe: Rivers: You Can’t Kill Me, Tinubu Not Like You – Wike Tells Odili by JoeEeL(m): 6:32am On Jan 05, 2025
THESE 2 OVERGROWN POLITICIANS.

When these 2 people go shut up and face their respective duties sef? Na so rivers people no like peace ni?

E je ki ori yin pe o.
TravelRe: Cultural Shocks Experienced By American Guy Visiting Nigeria (Photos/Videos) by JoeEeL(m): 8:39pm On Jan 04, 2025
This is 2025 abeg.

Pls can u change the african A.I tone u use in delivering the introduction of ur content abeg? D tin just annoy person
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by JoeEeL(m): 9:49pm On Jan 03, 2025
Austineva2:
Mehn! I tire at the moment but my Happiness is that pm Simon isn't in the captivity of Nigeria government, he will soon be back to redress it but for now I'm neutral, looking forward to when pm will be back. Thanks for ur concern Bro
I think that's the best: stay neutral.

Bro, there's something I dont like about u guys, sorry to say, but una sabi fight unaselves dirty o. Haba! A couple of days, I was listening to Ajaere, Adadioramma, COS, Remijius etc., what I can say is that Igbos dont' fall out with themselves smoothly. Once there is kanta like this, they start to rubbish the other person, tell d world secrets about the person, bring out all d bad about that person... Even to d point of insulting MNK's wife and even the white contractors / lobbyists that MSE himself hired. OK, Igbos are fighting themselves -- normal. But why start throwing insult to lobbyists again? U know these lobbyists have alot of other works they do too, they cant be sure who to side or not or who is right or not. They dont have all the details na.

Mahn, I dont think it's cute. Make una dey chill abeg. To get country no easy o. Bro let me tell u what I think but you may be a bit disappointed: Im not sure we are ready to run a country yet. All these are little tests of organisation leading to the ultimate goal but we are doing badly when its not run efficiently. Ekpa just disappeared from the scene and not up to 1 week, katakata everywhere. If an organisation can only function effectively when the leader is around, then the organisation is badly run, let alone a whole country...cos the leader cant always be around. He can fall sick, he can die etc.

Well, bro, Im just contributing my little observation. Happy new year once again bro.
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Reacts To Lodging In Hotel With A Man (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2025
Oo0Oo0Oo0:
Some people don zoom that person nyash to confirm whether na man or woman. Me I think it's a girl with very strong nyash ... all those Bayelsa girls.
Which kind trouble be this?

So u mean Yenagoa girls get strong yansh again? Una like trouble for this app, I swear.

CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Nigerian, Eniola Isaac, Who Was Trafficked To Iraq Is Finally Free by JoeEeL(m): 4:54pm On Jan 03, 2025
ZombieDredd:
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind
9ja babes and their ways are nevr to be trusted as most hawk that thing.

But when a girl goes to all these arab or arab-by-attache countries like egypt, libya, tunisia, oman, uae, lebanon, by all means, I'm out.

Most times they hawk that thing between their legs.
CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Nigerian, Eniola Isaac, Who Was Trafficked To Iraq Is Finally Free by JoeEeL(m): 4:53pm On Jan 03, 2025
Cocolatti:
If you are wondering why most terrorist are from that region then this is your answer.
Very vile, wicked, racist and sensual people.
And one more thing. They are also very sexist.
CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Nigerian, Eniola Isaac, Who Was Trafficked To Iraq Is Finally Free by JoeEeL(m): 4:50pm On Jan 03, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Oga Akram don use in Moses rod divide her red sea finish grin grin
9ja babes and their ways are nevr to be trusted as most hawk that thing.

But when a girl goes to all these arab or arab-by-attache countries like egypt, libya, tunisia, oman, uae, lebanon, by all means, I'm out.

Most times they hawk that thing between their legs.
CrimeRe: 28-Year-Old Nigerian, Eniola Isaac, Who Was Trafficked To Iraq Is Finally Free by JoeEeL(m): 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2025
Na from here some of diz foools go learn islam & wan com bring their practice come Yoruba land.

E ma sofo danu ni.
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by JoeEeL(m): 4:45pm On Jan 03, 2025
Austineva2:
Happy New Year, Sir!
Happy new year sir. How is brgie now na? I learned it has further divided into 2 again?
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by JoeEeL(m): 4:19am On Jan 03, 2025
Johnn74:
At highlighted grin grin grin see vawulence shocked cheesy Come enter Heaven make l see grin grin grin
Bro see na d fact abeg
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by JoeEeL(m): 4:18am On Jan 03, 2025
Austineva2:
Boss, ur handwriting shows clearly ✔️✔️✔️
Yes boss
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears For Being Single At 29 Years by JoeEeL(m):
If u see how women feel so haughty in their early 20's, u would think d world revolves around them.

How they monetize their p*ssies, damn.

I only feel for those of them who are chaste yet end up badly without having their dream wish, but how many of them? Just a handful.

As she's cryign like this, don't be surprised she still has a few toasters but they don't fit into her dream man. She may also not be ready to contribute financially to d house, waiting for her husband to foot all d bills.


Na men I even pity.
CrimeRe: Congolese Man Lost His Life To Gym Instructor Who Slept With His Fiancée. by JoeEeL(m): 6:30pm On Jan 02, 2025
Angelfrost:
Nope... Self defense has its legal limits, especially where the other guy wasn't armed.

Even a half decent prosecutor will easily argue that the accused had a far higher physical advantage over the deceased.

Meaning... He could have restrained or subdued him without inflicting such grievous bodily harm that resulted to death.
thanks
CrimeRe: Congolese Man Lost His Life To Gym Instructor Who Slept With His Fiancée. by JoeEeL(m): 6:25pm On Jan 02, 2025
yomi007k:
Na the woman win.

Both men lost because gym instructor will be in jail too.
dey play.

self-defence for instructor
CrimeRe: Congolese Man Lost His Life To Gym Instructor Who Slept With His Fiancée. by JoeEeL(m): 6:13pm On Jan 02, 2025
With good eating habits and periodic exercise, you can reduce the need for going to a gym.

If ur wife cannot work on her feeding habits or do simple exercises like jugging around d neihbourhood on weekend mornings, then dont register for that gym yet. Its either shes going there because of peer pressure, or because she wants to shoot her yansh out or reduce belly, or go to get attention from men, all for attraction, not necessarily health.

No let women dey use una brain. This is 2025
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Storms Pastor’s Office After Transfering ₦100K Instead Of ₦10k As Tithe by JoeEeL(m): 6:09pm On Jan 01, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
Go to Winners Faith Tabernacle Ottah.
During offering, transfer 100k,
then come back the following day
& tell them you made a mistake
& demand for a refund.

We will know who is playing. smiley
Woe betide me if u find a tenth of my sweat there in the first place.
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Storms Pastor’s Office After Transfering ₦100K Instead Of ₦10k As Tithe by JoeEeL(m): 4:11pm On Jan 01, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
Not easy to refund money from a church account, unless na small church. Plenty of protocols involved.
But very little protocols to collect abi?

Dey play
HealthRe: How To Survive A Stampede (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:06am On Jan 01, 2025
So because of tinubu now, we go com gats learn taekwondo in 2025 to avoid rice stampede?

Kai.

CrimeRe: One Chance Drivers Exposed In Benin City ! ( Video ) by JoeEeL(m): 8:06am On Jan 01, 2025
femi4:
This one no get data
In the video, 2 men were talking. The driver popped his collar. They were discussing about a location. The audio is not clear at all. The lady sat at the backseat, the right corner, wore pink and white and told the driver 'you fit help am', and that's about the clearest thing I could hear.

Then she opened the door and ran away, the men didnt even say a word but just looked.

Now, lessons u can take note of as regards ur stupiid comment:

1. Not everyone is broke.
2. You don't know who is who, especially online.
3. People can comment issues not because it affects them but because it can affect someone else (there are likely thousands of nigerians who don't have data to watch videos).
4. It follows good user experience to always have alternative source of information for any media. For images, there's the alt text which is that text that displays on a photo that fails to load (or loads slowly). This helps the user to have an idea of the image even with bad network, low data. On Youtube, there's a caption feature that makes people read the text along as they watch videos. This helps for people who do not properly hear the language of the video they are watching. Other times, the caption feature can serve as translation if the video was in another language.

Hope you learnt something in the first day of your 2025. I hope you make more reasonable comments in 2025. Good bye. ✌🏻
PoliticsRe: El Rufai's Chief Of Staff, Bashir Saidu Arrested - Daily Nigerian by JoeEeL(m): 6:45am On Jan 01, 2025
Arrest them all: morrafukin munafiki islamic fulani invading terrorists!
CrimeRe: How Policemen Collected $25,000 After Labelling Me IPOB Member – Hair Vendor by JoeEeL(m): 2:55am On Jan 01, 2025
gidgiddy:
For years it's been big business in the East for Nigerian Police, Nigerian Army and DSS

Whenever they want money, they will just randomly arrest young men, tag them IPOB, and extort them for every penny before release

It is business that is ongoing, and has netted them billions

If you die in their detention during extortion, they will just release a statement how they killed you in a none existent ESN camp after a gunbattle

What I'm saying is common knowledge in the East
No wonder una hate police die.

But this is bad o
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 11:03pm On Dec 31, 2024
Ashley86400:
How do you know she’s telling the truth?
Lol I dont know o
CrimeRe: One Chance Drivers Exposed In Benin City ! ( Video ) by JoeEeL(m): 5:36pm On Dec 31, 2024
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How did she escape? That should be the most important part of this thread but u didnt even highlight it.

So how is it averted in future? We can do better nau, haba
Music/RadioRe: Rema - OZEBA (Official Music Video) by JoeEeL(m): 3:42pm On Dec 31, 2024
An overrated singer.

Blows hot and cold. Been crap of late!
Car TalkRe: How Hackers Can Steal Your Car With Phone Camera, Expert Warns by JoeEeL(m): 1:47pm On Dec 31, 2024
2cribz:
Idiot.are we driving telsa and cyber trucks here.which camera be that.
So why call him idiot? Why exactly call him that, and after that, make a thoroughly underwhelming contribution?
CrimeRe: Woman Forces Pepper Into Private Part Of 13-Year-Old Girl Raped By Husband by JoeEeL(m): 11:30pm On Dec 30, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Governor Alia's Convoy Involved In Accident, Leaves One Dead, Another Injured by JoeEeL(m): 9:51pm On Dec 30, 2024
After saying he will deal with fulani terrorist herdsmen terrorising his state.

We know all diz

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