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PoliticsRe: Governor Alia's Convoy Involved In Accident, Leaves One Dead, Another Injured by JoeEeL(m): 9:51pm On Dec 30, 2024
After saying he will deal with fulani terrorist herdsmen terrorising his state.

We know all diz
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 8:57am On Dec 30, 2024
Ashley86400:
As someone who has hickeys from time to time, that is 100% a hickey.
People who get love hickeys definitely know what it is when it appears on d neck. Its not something that should be hard to decipher or trace.

Its just like if a small mosquito or sandfly bites u, u may not remember at d exact time but when u view it later, u can trace the cause.

But being completely befuddled when she sees such development points to an std
PoliticsRe: Not All Singles Are Lonely And Sad - Toke Makinwa by JoeEeL(m): 7:20am On Dec 30, 2024
So on a monday morning, na Toke Makinwa of all people una reason say go fit motivate me abi?

EMSF.
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 7:18am On Dec 30, 2024
Okortor:
She should get LIVOLINE drug's from any pharmacy and take it as prescribed for 6month then go back for test...she will definitely rest negative.....100% guaranteed.
Someone else said hepatitis B is permanent.

Hmmn thanks though
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Leader In Ondo Hacked To Death By Suspected Kidnappers by JoeEeL(m): 6:40am On Dec 30, 2024
Nigeria go just confuse you.

I thought Unknown Gunmen will kill police.

Then herdsmen will now kill farmers.

Then army (not police) will now kill bandits (not herdsmen).

TravelRe: Ogun Airport Leading In West African Sub- Region With Longest Runway by JoeEeL(m): 6:10am On Dec 30, 2024
MadPolitician:
If that will make you happy, no qualms..
But how does that help?
See bro, we cant be too too pessimistic and critical all the time.

These politicians have messed us up (I dont vote and I dont campaign, maybe Sowore in 2019 -- and that's it).

But when they make a stride or something commendable, it doesnt mean we should completely discount it. Like me, I didnt like the environment of this airport. Im already seeing too much red sand.

But feats like longest runway, deepest port etc. are feats we can cheer about once in a while.

We can criticise, but learn to commend a little. Just a little at least bro.
TravelRe: Ogun Airport Leading In West African Sub- Region With Longest Runway by JoeEeL(m): 6:02am On Dec 30, 2024
MadPolitician:
They are always fixated with the "longest this" and "the tallest" that. That was how one Arigbosola went and contracted a mad artist to carve out "the tallest drum" in the world for him. That left our dear people of Osyn state with one nonsensical edifice as tall as a tree, that adds zero valeu to anyones life over there. The same Arigbosola went for the airport with "the longest runway" and couldn't finish. You hear of the biggest city in West Africa, the first TV station in Africa (even when facts have devoured propaganda on that), everywhere and everytime, there is a desperate project to claim a first this or a first that. It's an obsession that helps nobody but the village ego of the clannish propagandists.
If its shortest, u will stil complain.

Give props when due.
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 2:09am On Dec 30, 2024
BondRiv:
Na dem. Stop pre-marital sex!
Baba if we see this one, na to settle up remain o.
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 1:15am On Dec 30, 2024
Ashley86400:
She should stop lying.
That’s a hickey for God’s sake.
It’s happens when someone sucks on that spot too hard, usually during kissing or in-between the throes of sex. It is commonly found in neck and shoulder areas.
Google the meaning and pictures of a hickey- and stop letting people bobo you for views.


Postinor 2 for daily weeks, lol. . . Na 100 Naira?
Thats not a hickey / lovebite. Lovebites are usually larger and not spotty. (1st image)

This is an STD, likely hepatitis. (2nd image)

HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 1:00am On Dec 30, 2024
Okortor:
God bless you.....it's an STD called HEPATITIS B. not the drug's effect.
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So is there any solution? What she will do now?
HealthRe: Lady Shares Shocking Skin Effects After Taking Postinor-2 Daily by JoeEeL(m): 1:00am On Dec 30, 2024
Okortor:
That isn't POSTINOR2 effect.... she's got a viral infection called HEPATITIS B. sorry dear, next time don't do raw. Play safe!!!!!!!
come guy, islike ure right o. How did u know?

PoliticsRe: Oluwo Canvasses Support For Sharia Law In South-West by JoeEeL(m): 11:11pm On Dec 29, 2024
TheNiceGuy:
Caliphate and Shari'ah are two parallel lines, they can never meet. Shari'ah got nothing to do with it.

We have Shari'ah in Yorubaland already, people are just ranting. What we need is consolidating it.

Leave that aside, I saw your plantain in other thread and e enter my eye, nah only your neighbours you dey dash
Islike something is wrong with u abi?

Why are u splattering nairaland with ur comments if ure not a fulani stooge trying to whip up islamic sentiments?

Je ko ri e pe o
PoliticsRe: Oluwo Canvasses Support For Sharia Law In South-West by JoeEeL(m): 10:59pm On Dec 29, 2024
TheNiceGuy:
Shari'ah is like to our Faith as food is to you, that's why we'll NEVER relent until we have Shari'ah Courts in every cities, town and villages across Yoruba to cater for the needs of Muslim ummah

It's part of our religion (lifestyle) and we have right to religion and association, even this Shari'ah is constitutional as it's backed by Nigeria constitution.

If we do not stop anyone from practicing their religion, no one born of woman can stop us
When u fulani underachieving man is done deceiving himself on nairaland, he'll set foot on yoruba land, make we use u do sontin 😂
PoliticsRe: Oluwo Canvasses Support For Sharia Law In South-West by JoeEeL(m): 10:54pm On Dec 29, 2024
TheNiceGuy:
Don't mind their rant. Shari'ah has already stood in Yorubaland and it shall continue to grow.

No one can deny us our right, not even government because it's constitutional. Being a Muslim doesn't make us lesser Yoruba and it doesn't make you (hypocrites) superior over us

We're now clamouring for Shari'ah Courts across Southwestern State. That's the watch ward now, those that can rant should continue ranting
fulani man, shut up!
PoliticsRe: Oluwo Canvasses Support For Sharia Law In South-West by JoeEeL(m): 10:52pm On Dec 29, 2024
khalling2008:
Those who are shouting on social media don't know that the Sharia panel has been practiced in Yoruba land. Go to Ojo-oba in Ibadan, go to Lagos, and go to other states. The Oyo community will inaugurate their shariah whether they shout from today till kingdom come, nobody will stop the sharia in Yoruba land.
You are free to practice your traditional religion, Christianity in Yoruba land, but to shout that Muslims will not practice sharia law in Yoruba land, that's in your dream, by the time you wake up from your dream, you will realize that your dream is deceiving you in reality
u go xplain tire wit ur taqqiyya. when ure done, come and implement it.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Overlooked My Ethnicity, Religion - Dele Farotimi In Tears (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 4:10pm On Dec 29, 2024
Sleekfingers:
You spoke my mind.....
He should stop all these public sympathy. The case is still on.....so he should provide evidence to his claims . Or else Dem go show am shege ....
. You can't call me a thief, without concrete evidence.....

All these crocodile tears . Doesn't hold water in the court
Factos.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Overlooked My Ethnicity, Religion - Dele Farotimi In Tears (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:56pm On Dec 29, 2024
Farotimi as much as I like u, hope u know Afe Babalola is an eminent Yoruba man who took so many years to build his brand and reputation?

I'm not denying what you alleged but you better have serious backup to your claims.

When you grow old to 95 and another budding journalist in his 50's allege something against your brand, I can bet you'll do more than even what Afe Babalola is doing.

Several times we have seen it: governors, presidents etc blast those in power until they get there and many times they do worse. So for your tears, sorry, but we don't really care. Emotions no dey count for court o. All this senrere no necessary.
TravelRe: Air Canada Plane Catches Fire During Landing At Halifax Airport (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2024
It's being a long time nigeria ever experienced plane crash o, compared to all these first world countries, so-called.

Quite interesting sha.
Foreign AffairsRe: Afghan Taliban Forces Hit Pakistan In Response To Air Strike(photos) by JoeEeL(m): 2:24pm On Dec 29, 2024
Make them kiil themselves.

Foolish people; foolish ideologies.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Bags Chieftaincy Title From Longest Serving Monarch (see Pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2024
1. Her hand is looking way darker than her face.
2. She should better add flesh to her frame now that she's still not that old, especially to her face.
Christianity EtcRe: Ending 2024 With Or Without IFA? by JoeEeL(op): 12:55pm On Dec 29, 2024
tobby20:
Imagine dem first allow u swear Muslim oat.
Imagine I serve no other God but állâãh
That's how we see it.
CrimeRe: Police Foil Christmas Day Robbery Attempt In Lagos, Arrest Three Suspects by JoeEeL(m): 11:25am On Dec 29, 2024
en0uwem:
Nairaland is totally gone. The tribalism can never end.

I've been here since 2008, and this is the worst I've ever seen.

People now have a WhatsApp group where they search for negative news that involves a particular tribe, post it here, and send their group members to flood here with negative tribalistic comments.

All you need to do is check their monikers, their topics and replies.
Check out their usage of the bold text feature.

How did we allow nairaland to get to this level? It is so sad!
All this shalaye without condemning the crime first?

You are a gaslighter. You are one of them.
Christianity EtcRe: Ending 2024 With Or Without IFA? by JoeEeL(op): 11:21am On Dec 29, 2024
Mods please push to front page.

Create room for african religions too. No bias. Thanks.

@JustWise, @Seun, @Ishilove, @Dominique @Mynd44, @Lalasticlala
Christianity EtcEnding 2024 With Or Without IFA? by JoeEeL(op): 11:19am On Dec 29, 2024
Have you began to trace yourself back to your ancestral roots? For how long will you run away from your own african culture and tradition only to embrace foreign religions that is now patently clear have been used to control us and the lands and resources we own?

When will blacks begin to learn more of their own culture and tradition?

WILL YOU END 2024 WITH IFA?
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Apologizes For Azerbaijan Airlines Crash, Without Admitting Responsibility by JoeEeL(m): 10:16am On Dec 29, 2024
blueghost:
grin cheesy cheesy
Thanks for cracking me up
Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Apologizes For Azerbaijan Airlines Crash, Without Admitting Responsibility by JoeEeL(m): 10:33pm On Dec 28, 2024
blueghost:
huh
Always hold your lamp because the world is getting darker everyday
Everybody dey hold nuclear missile, advanced air, land and water defence systems.

Israel wey give you bible dey use anti-missile defend themselves.

You of all things, na lamp u remember fit hold. Hold matches too o. No forget. undecided undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Apologizes For Azerbaijan Airlines Crash, Without Admitting Responsibility by JoeEeL(m): 10:25pm On Dec 28, 2024
If I was a pilot and my journey with the airplane would involve flying not even across but near Russian airspace, thank you, I no do.

If you threaten me, I quit my job.

Me? Cross russian airspace? War or no war o, I no cross. When no be say I dey craze.
EducationRe: Word Used By Nigerians But Not Found In The Dictionary? by JoeEeL(m): 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2024
TheBreastSucker:
Brezz grin
Ur life don finish. U even name urself that, Imagine. undecided
RomanceRe: I Caught My Father Cheating On My Mother by JoeEeL(m): 10:52pm On Dec 27, 2024
ur mother went to d village quickly to receive some knacks.

u only never caught her cos shes way smarter
PoliticsRe: Miss Naomi Silekuola Ogunseyi, Ooni Palace Addresses Naomi By Her Father's Name by JoeEeL(m): 4:23pm On Dec 27, 2024
ednut1:
if she changes her name on instagram for example she loses her verification and has to go through the verification process again with new identification.

There is no law that says a married woman must drop her ex husband’s name. So after she has changed her name she should go through the stress of changing it back ( passport, ID cards, bank accounts, company names, travelling with her child with different surname etc) . 😒
But if she married a riff-raff, wont she change it asap?

Dey play
IslamRe: Why The Big Deal About The Shariah Arbitration Sitting In Oyo? by JoeEeL(m): 3:01pm On Dec 27, 2024
YORUBA LAND IS ISESE LAND. Do you know the Ojude Oba festival is an honour to the king in Ijebu for allowing islamic immigrants in Yoruba land to practise their islamic religion in peace?

Then all of a sudden, because of the liberty Yoruba land has granted u guys with ur arabic & jewish religions to practice, you now want to turn landlord on the soil of our forefathers? Is Yoruba a joke to you?

Will you allow Isese court in Kano or in Saudi? Answer: no. But you now think you can establish sharia in Yoruba land?

We know the islamisation agenda for the whole of Africa. It won't happen on Yoruba land, the lands of our ancestors: the land of Ogun, Oya, Yemoja, Osun, Ogun, Obatala, Orunmila, Osanyin, the great Esu, Ayelaala, Ologun, Sango.

Yorubas will never lose their culture or tradition to the guise of religion which is a subterfuge attempt to divide the bonds that bind tribes together. Warfare comes in different forms, this is just another art -- AND THE GALLANT YORUBAS ARE VERY WELL ALIVE TO THE THREAT!!

Yorubas are one of the few african races that held onto their culture while a lot lost theirs -- that's a sign of sophistication and many tribes are seriously seriously jealous. Yorubas: be bold and proud

ILE YORUBA A GBE WA O.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) 0n 26th December 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 3:53pm On Dec 26, 2024
Whoever run Man City jazz rily do dem sontin

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