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Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by Joefat: 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2020

coolcharm:
Water: Free
Salt: #200
Palm oil: #300
Panla fish #600
Pepper: # 200
Maggi: #50
Grinded maize: #1000
Ugwu leaf: #400
Crayfish: #150

Transportation: #100

Do u want to use the salt bath??.

Tank me later

Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by Joefat: 8:30pm On Apr 15, 2020

Funny. This person go like Suya from this world to another.. grin

.. 1k suya grin

Celebrities › Re: Hottest Nollywood Actresses In Their 40s by Joefat: 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2020

Slay Queen's no they get old..

Politics › Re: 60 Nigerian Oil Cargoes Unsold Despite Price Cut by Joefat: 2:02pm On Apr 15, 2020

And so fucking what

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Health › Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by Joefat: 10:01pm On Apr 14, 2020

Isokay

Politics › Re: Osun Governor, Oyetola Extends Lockdown By 14 Days by Joefat: 9:56pm On Apr 14, 2020

Before nko

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Immigration CG, Muhammed Babandede Recovers by Joefat: 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2020

Isokay

Politics › Re: Tolu Ibitola Gives Palliatives To Residents Of Usi-Ekiti by Joefat: 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2020

Adupe sir.. U are doing well. God bless u

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Romance › Re: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street In London Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pix) by Joefat: 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2020

Konji na very bad thing oo.

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Health › Re: Oyo To Begin 2,000 Tests Per Day, 10,000 In A Few Days To Determine Lockdown by Joefat: 9:47pm On Apr 14, 2020

Iwoyi laaro.

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Health › Re: 19 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 362. 99 Discharged. 11 Deaths by Joefat: 9:38pm On Apr 14, 2020

Normal thing.. It all planned.. Kilo tukun?

Health › Re: 19 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 362. 99 Discharged. 11 Deaths by Joefat: 9:37pm On Apr 14, 2020

I'm not surprise.. undecided

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Launches ‘food Kitchen’ To Feed 100,000 Youths Daily by Joefat: 9:24pm On Apr 14, 2020

With social distance everywhere.. So getting them together don't affect the social distance anymore huh

.. Unless this coronavirus na audio..

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Politics › Re: Lockdown: Lagos Launches ‘food Kitchen’ To Feed 100,000 Youths Daily by Joefat: 9:16pm On Apr 14, 2020

I can't wait grin

Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Joefat: 9:09pm On Apr 14, 2020

Maybe the Ex is a G.guy.. If Yes he was.. Lady's in the room know what it take if a hot G.guy broke up with a lady. And if the same guy came back.. The lady won't think twice before she say Yes. Even if she is with Otedola.. Lady's will still like a guy that drugs whenever he wanted to have fun with her, than a gentle, innocent, lovable guy in question.

Politics › Re: Ganduje Imposes Total Lockdown In Kano After Recording A 4th Case Of Coronavirus by Joefat: 8:54pm On Apr 14, 2020

Adakintroy2:
I de sorry for all this leaders. This lockdown no get time. If the new case is not slowing down. Health expert will keep advising the government to persist with the lockdown and that's were telling problem is. It's indefinite!

So now we will have to decide honestly. Between dieing of desease or dieing if starvation. Either way death beckons.

This thing can easily explode in the leaders face with a docile leader like buhari, it could be the beginning if a civil strive.

We'll be force to choose one btw die by virus or by hunger

Politics › Re: Ganduje Imposes Total Lockdown In Kano After Recording A 4th Case Of Coronavirus by Joefat: 8:35pm On Apr 14, 2020

I heard from a DSS friend today that, the man that returned from India, which brought coronavirus to ondo state has later tested negative, but know news has be realised about it.. And the 2rd and the 3rd cases now.. Curfew has commence today now, from 7pm to 7am. The whole things just looked confused to me. cry

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Politics › Re: FG Can't Share Donated Funds To Nigerians - Lai Mohammed by Joefat: 6:23pm On Apr 14, 2020

It shall not be well with this Lai Lai.. But una go fit share our money to nua pocket.. Una know go die well.

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Travel › Re: COVID-19: Kaduna Express Road On Lockdown (Pictures) by Joefat: 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020

So?

Jokes Etc › Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:23am On Apr 14, 2020

frowland:
Send me private message so I can know your real handle. Then all will be well. Please try and understand me okay?

I'll really appreciate if you can help me with any you have.. 2042661003,uba. Joseph Emmanuel O. God bless u.

Jokes Etc › Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020

frowland:
You opened your account newly so am skeptical. Not that I don't believe you but that's how the world works. The other ones should have gotten their alart now. God will provide for you all.

Any amount is not too small for me.. Remain bless..

Jokes Etc › Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:15am On Apr 14, 2020

Most of this next 14days will be fasting and prayer for me. May God help me. Because my food stuff can't last 5 days..

So if God put it in your mind.. This is my info. 2042661003 UBA. Joseph. E.O

Jokes Etc › Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020

Most of this next 14days will be fasting and prayer for me. May God help me. Because my food stuff can't last 5 days..

Health › Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by Joefat: 11:30pm On Apr 13, 2020

If you ask me, if I'm surprise of this new 20 cases.. I'll say NO. I'm not surprise.. Because this whole thing was nothing but shithole, dumbass and dickhead..

Family › Re: My Stepmother Poured Hot Water On My Baby! I'm So Angry by Joefat: 9:16pm On Apr 13, 2020

I'll do the same to her.. Gbagbe

Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On Coronavirus by Joefat: 7:35pm On Apr 13, 2020

What a useless government.. God

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians - Live Updates (13 April 2020) by Joefat: 7:12pm On Apr 13, 2020

Another two weeks.. Without supplies of palliatives...

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians - Live Updates (13 April 2020) by Joefat: 7:11pm On Apr 13, 2020

Why is this bubu parabulating now..

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Enugu Residents, NANS, Hail Closure Of Akwatta Market, Other Measures by Joefat: 5:29pm On Apr 13, 2020

Isokay

Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Joefat: 8:17am On Apr 13, 2020

pocohantas:
Lol. Ladies should talk their own na. Leave the guys to talk theirs joor.

OP, If I type it here, it will no more be a secret, because he is gonna see it. Abeg, no make me lose this horseband of my yoot.

U are doing well.

Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Joefat: 8:16am On Apr 13, 2020

Dignity5o4:
That I still want my ex

Lady can not be protected oo. How will you do that with your current relationship.. Chaii

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Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Joefat: 8:15am On Apr 13, 2020

Babythicksme17:
God go punish most guys here when they are ready to settle down,they won't find love in Jesus name for deceiving girls.Awon Yoruba and igbo demons oshi

A type of lady like you are does that we have one child for 3 fathers.. God is watching u

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