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HealthRe: 117 New Coronavirus Cases Reported. Total 782. 197 Discharged. 25 Deaths by Joefat: 7:38am On Apr 22, 2020
Who dey calculate this figure self. Why the person dey share the big part to Lagos. Wetin Lagos do una?.. On other hand. This Kano no wan gree. They sha wanted to overthrow Lagos.. grin grin
CultureRe: Coronavirus: Oba Abdul-Ganiy Adekunle Oloogunebi Appeases Deities To Ward It Off by Joefat: 9:11pm On Apr 21, 2020
Egungun about to enter express..
HealthRe: COVID-19: Two Wuhan Doctors Turn Black After Spending Weeks In ICU (Photos) by Joefat: 7:59pm On Apr 21, 2020
Laugh nearly kill me. White man turn black after one week in ICU.. God what's this world turning to.. So tomorrow I can wake up from my bed and see myself in West London in UK or North Carolina USA as a white man.. grin grin angry
PoliticsRe: Wo Lawal Mato Is Dead! President Buhari's Bodyguard Dies by Joefat: 5:50pm On Apr 21, 2020
They I've killed him.. I think he knows too much... Wait a minute.. What do I even know..
PoliticsRe: Ayade Appoints 427 Aides Including ‘Special Assistant On Groundnut Oil Factory' by Joefat: 5:36pm On Apr 21, 2020
Okay.. God dey
BusinessRe: Lockdown: I Visited Shoprite In Ikeja And It Was Empty (Photos, Video) by Joefat: 5:33pm On Apr 21, 2020
Slay Queen dey use my data dey watch video.. Girl I was just managing my data since the lockdown.. Ain't no place to get some fund from.. Not like Wi-Fi girl like u.. Community responsibility..
AutosRe: Willy Anumudu Is Dead by Joefat: 3:47pm On Apr 21, 2020
Last last. Coro has catch another man here.. Coro bad gan oo. Rip
FamilyRe: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide, Wife Reveals Their Child Was Fathered By Stranger by Joefat: 3:45pm On Apr 21, 2020
My brother.. Fear woman.. Something is telling me. Are you going to married with all this now better still go for baby mama... cry cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Fake Nude Photo: Tacha Blasts A Blackmailer Trying To Scam Her With Edited Pix by Joefat: 3:19pm On Apr 21, 2020
Na this gal way dey pollute the house be this.. The person who trying to blackmail this one don enter one chance..
FamilyRe: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by Joefat: 1:28pm On Apr 21, 2020
Slay Queen will sure remembered does days... When one dick can not be enough in a day..
Nairaland GeneralRe: If Your Voice Is Played To You, Can You Recognize It? by Joefat: 1:25pm On Apr 21, 2020
I do listen to mine whenever I sent WhatsApp voice note.. It different than what I thought. But it's coll and sweet..
CelebritiesRe: Fake Nude Photos: Toke Makinwa Dismisses Scammer/blackmailer Who Threatened Her by Joefat: 12:14pm On Apr 21, 2020
This slippers go still dey hungry some men to suck or lick now... Men and Konji undecided
HealthRe: Nigerian Defence Academy Produces Ventilators To Curb COVID-19 (Photos) by Joefat: 12:10pm On Apr 21, 2020
INDEED
CelebritiesRe: Fake Nude Photos: Toke Makinwa Dismisses Scammer/blackmailer Who Threatened Her by Joefat: 12:08pm On Apr 21, 2020
God why.. Thus slippers go still dey hungry some men to suck now... Even my dead body know fit suck am... Tuake.. undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Shekau Ready To Surrender - Military Says by Joefat: 11:52am On Apr 21, 2020
Wolgrace:
Similarity between Buhari, Security chiefs and Shekau is "BODY LANGUAGE."

Is that clear to you now?


Yorubas are the more educated, yet most foolish and coward tribe! I know my people very well.
I'm a Yoruba guy. And I support u 100%.. U are right
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Shekau Ready To Surrender - Military Says by Joefat: 11:51am On Apr 21, 2020
I laugh in surrender face... Buratai hide behind that camera what a useless military guy... So if they surrender what else??. Buhari will give them amnesty?? And give them free education in aboard?. I believed you guys book bois and Nigeria army are brothers.. That's why you people keeping making headline just to fool us.. And you can't fool us, you can only fool yourself. Because they say, TWO PEOPLE CAN NOT BE A VICTIM OF LIES AT A TIME.. ID SOMEONE THEY ARE LYING TO DONT KNOW, THE PERSON THAT LIES WILL DEFINITELY KNOW HIS LYING. So keep fooling yourself..
HealthRe: Akeredolu Presents Face Masks To Ondo Market Women by Joefat: 11:09am On Apr 21, 2020
Feranchek:
Bro good morning. Please I need your help.

I've been in Sagamu for a while now and need to go to Akure to get something I REALLY need. There's lockdown relaxation from time to time in Ogun state. I want to use that window to go to Akure.

I've asked at the park if there's Akure bus, but I was told I can only get Ore. Now my concern is, when I get to Ore, will I be able to get a bus or cab to Akure??

I need your response urgently to plan my movements because there'll be lockdown relaxation in Ogun state tomorrow.

Thanks.
I'm a Surveyor, I stay in Akure and I worked at Ore btw Wednesday to Friday last week. If you can manage to get to Ore.. I'm assure you.. There's some Akure buses that still works btw Ondo State..
TravelRe: Trump To Temporarily Suspend Immigration Into US Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by Joefat: 11:02am On Apr 21, 2020
That's the President that know the value of citizens, that has the love of his citizens in mind. So Mr Trump.. Do what you have to do to keep your people safe.. God bless
HealthRe: Akeredolu Presents Face Masks To Ondo Market Women by Joefat: 10:55am On Apr 21, 2020
Are u mad ARABIRIN Akeredolu.. Which market woman... Market that was closed more than 3 weeks now.. Market that police and army has been brutally beating does trying to get their daily bases.. And is this for free or selling, if it's for free, good and if it's by selling, how do u want people who never even have money to eat to by it.. This government is bleeped
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Disbursement Of Tradermoni In Katsina by Joefat: 10:49am On Apr 21, 2020
This country is bleeped..
PoliticsRe: Boss Mustapha, Other Attendees Of Kyari’s Burial Refuse To Self-Isolate by Joefat: 10:46am On Apr 21, 2020
They should be shoot in public then.. Because that's very ridiculous.
HealthRe: 150 People Died In Kano From An Unknown Disease by Joefat: 10:44am On Apr 21, 2020
May be Laser fever.. I guess. Because no one is paying attention to laser fever again since the pandemic has commence and it really killing people all around the country..
HealthRe: Coronavirus Update In Kano: 1 Death, Total Of 59 Confirmed Cases by Joefat: 9:38am On Apr 21, 2020
This Kano no wan gree oo. They sha wan carry first sha..
CareerRe: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by Joefat: 9:27am On Apr 21, 2020
I hope the oil won't enter $1.. Make God help us..
HealthRe: 38 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 665 , Discharged 188 , Deaths 22 by Joefat: 6:10am On Apr 21, 2020
This Kano dey gbera gan oo
HealthRe: Richard Quest Tests Positive To COVID-19 by Joefat: 5:13am On Apr 21, 2020
Not again...
CareerRe: Falz Bop Daddy Challenge: Immigration Threatens To Sack Employees by Joefat: 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
Pls leave this lady's oo. Wow. This fine fine lady's dey make my medolar rise sha
RomanceRe: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by Joefat: 9:51pm On Apr 20, 2020
I think the problem we have right here is just that, this guy in question seems like a get inside guy to me.. He doesn't seems exposed.. Trust my Lagos guys, at SS1.. They can't fall a victim like this guy do. But here is the thing.. There's is a family rules, but love above all rules.. If this gal really love you, all she will have in her mind, is Bleep rules.. And mind you.. Do you made your research very well that, all this lady was saying about her mom say this, mom say that was directly from her mom?. Or maybe she has feed up of the relationship which she doesn't know how to tell it to your face or break up with you. Maybe that's the reason why she's hiding under her mom shadow.. But my advice for you, you have a long way to go. And I expect you to take this as a lesson. Move on...
TravelRe: 16-year-old Student Pilot Flies Medical Supplies To Rural Hospitals In Virginia by Joefat: 9:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
Commonsense99:
shocked
If he was in Nigeria, he will still be thinking of Waec and, jamb, Pume...and then comes the incessant ASUU strikes, then the wait for mobilisation, before Nysc, finally no job! angry angry
Nigerian educational system forces their youths to graduate at a close to retirement age.
You're right bro..
HealthRe: Adedayo Williams Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Joefat: 7:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
Egungun.. Why u dey enter express now.. Mentain your lane now..
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Takes Selfie In Isolation, Attends COVID-19 Committee Meeting by Joefat: 6:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
Isolation indeed.. All I can see us a man taken picture at the corner of his house.. God bless our dear country..
PoliticsRe: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by Joefat: 11:39am On Apr 19, 2020
Let this man rest now..

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