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Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Joefat: 8:11am On Apr 13, 2020

I'm given it to my pastor daughter secretly... But pls don't let my pastor hear about this.. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Marketers Say Petrol Price Could Further Drop By ₦8/Litre by Joefat: 7:25am On Apr 13, 2020

Like say we citizens dey benefit from the petrol before.. who cares if it dropped to 7Naira.. grin

Health › Re: COVID-19 Testing In South Africa & Other African Countries by Joefat: 11:36pm On Apr 12, 2020

It shall not be well with all dis zombies government... Just look at what they say about Nigeria.. They don't have facilities to fund the covid 19 test... 5k test out of almost 200m... God why why do u send me to this shithole.. But your will shall be done..

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Romance › Re: Man Dies During Sex With Pregnant Married Lover Inside Container In Lagos by Joefat: 8:50pm On Apr 12, 2020

Akin u know go die well.

Politics › Re: Kwara CAN Accuses Governor AbdulRazaq Of Marginalising Christians by Joefat: 7:14pm On Apr 12, 2020

Our God is a wonderful God

Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Five More Coronavirus Patients by Joefat: 7:14pm On Apr 12, 2020

We are waiting for new caese

Food › Re: A Nairalander Shares Her Easter Food. Share Yours by Joefat: 6:19pm On Apr 12, 2020

I'm with some friends in a local bar around my area in Akure..

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Monitor Lizard I Killed For My Easter Celebration (Easter Sunday) by Joefat: 6:16pm On Apr 12, 2020

First time I will see this alligator was when I went to work in Akungba Akoko in 2017. But the one I saw was double of this in 3 places..

Politics › Re: Akeredolu Starts The Distribution Of Food Items In Ondo (Photos) by Joefat: 6:14pm On Apr 12, 2020

Don't believe anything you hear and read online. I'm in Akure right now. And I'm yet to see or hear anything related to this allegation.

Romance › Re: Happiness 'Arab Queen' Blasts Politician's Wife Who Sleeps Around In Uyo by Joefat: 4:13pm On Apr 12, 2020

Las las.. Bush meat don dey catch the hunter..

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by Joefat: 3:03pm On Apr 12, 2020

Robberies was happened around 8pm last night in Federal University of Technology, Akure. FUTA.. More than 20 businessman and women was robbed and this useless government refused to provide palliative for her citizens. God bless Don baba J..

Health › Re: COVID-19: Anxiety In Kaduna As More Residents ‘Return’ From Lagos by Joefat: 11:59am On Apr 12, 2020

Salvador1:
Chai lagos has become foreign country.

Here in lagos I'm yet to see person with this virus or hear from anyone talking about someone with this virus.

Meanwhile Wetin concern me.

And u guys believe this coronavirus is real in Nigeria??. Or all this positive and recovery are nothing but audio plus way to loot..

Politics › Re: SERAP Asks Lawan, Gbaja To Give ₦37 Billion NASS Renovation Fund To States by Joefat: 10:04am On Apr 12, 2020

Millions of Nigeria's are suffering of hunger and this people keeping 37billions to renovate huh

This people are cursed..

Family › Re: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by Joefat: 12:26am On Apr 12, 2020

Casemiro:

Your dad went through stress to bring you into this world, provided for you till you grew up a bit, and you have the guts to be puke nosing in his affairs.

You don't have respect.
U really got me tonight.. God bless u. Lol

You this kid.

What are you planning to do, tell your mom?

better leave that man alone to catch fun, stop interfering in his affairs.

Never you try policing your dad around

One Word:

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

ungrateful disrespectful kid

Health › Re: Osun discharges ten more coronavirus patients by Joefat: 8:23pm On Apr 11, 2020

This discharge of a thing.. Is't does that genially have the virus.. Because dies that doesn't have the virus and which their were taken and tested .. But know news was realise about them.. Are you people follow?

Politics › Re: Buhari: The Lockdown Will Last As Long As Our Advisers Say by Joefat: 8:03pm On Apr 11, 2020

Oloriburuku ni awon ijoba wa sha cry

Politics › Re: FG Begins N20,000 Cash Transfer In Lagos - Sanwo-Olu by Joefat: 7:12pm On Apr 11, 2020

Tell me how they plan to make cash transfer? Another way if looting ..

Health › Re: COVID-19 In Nigeria: State Response Index (infographics) by Joefat: 12:09pm On Apr 11, 2020

I'm tired..

Crime › Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by Joefat: 9:22am On Apr 11, 2020

Jibsy203:
Afonja youths are lazy dat never wants to work, 80% of afonja youths are into begging and pick pocket, shame, dis long down mint have dealt with them ��

I dey shake my head for u.. What a shame..

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Crime › Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by Joefat: 9:16am On Apr 11, 2020

I'm very concerns how government will said, 200billion was share to Nigeria's at the rate of 20k per-each. And total of Nigeria's is just 200million.. So how do u people shared 200b for God sake..

Crime › Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by Joefat: 9:12am On Apr 11, 2020

Pls where is the location of coronavirus... I think having this virus is more better than stay at home and die by hunger.. This country.. Is hell. And wicked government..

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Romance › Re: Why Do Married Couples Have Their Partner's Nude Pictures On Their Phone? by Joefat: 9:06am On Apr 11, 2020

Because of konji ni grin

Politics › Re: President Buhari Laughs As Masked Osinbajo Meets Him For Briefing (Photos) by Joefat: 8:42am On Apr 11, 2020

TheGiftedOne:
The got who photoshopped the Mask tried ooo. The thing come dey like real one.

Meanwhile the man on the right is still in isolation/quarantine I guess. So this doesn't add up.

Health › Re: Wife And Children Of Dead Coronavirus Patient Test Positive In Katsina by Joefat: 10:38pm On Apr 10, 2020

I'll wait till tomorrow.. Because I checked in on new covid 19 cases which were just realise tonight. There is nothing or cases from Kastina

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Buhari Meets Task Force, Keeps Mum On Extension by Joefat: 10:27pm On Apr 10, 2020

successmatters:
An 11 year old boy who saw this picture said the man third from the left is not wearing any face mask because the elastic may pull out his fixed ear

Was his ear fixed?

I don't know ooo

U guys should zoom in that picture.. Then u people will no it's Photoshop.. Not a legit photo

Politics › Re: Lagos Begins Second Half Of Distribution Of Emmergency Relief Food Packages by Joefat: 10:20pm On Apr 10, 2020

Tetrahedron:
I still insist, why did they share the 200billion in cash?
Dont we have BVN again?

Barawo

Someone should explain to me how they managed to share 200b for totol of 200m citizens huh

.. Is anyone reason with me? grin

Romance › Re: Loneliness & Dating Abroad: Perspectives of a Nigerian Student in The U.S by Joefat: 10:12pm On Apr 10, 2020

I've a lot in my head right now, new 17 cases if covid 19. Possibility of two weeks indoor, foodstuff for common man about to get out of reach, audio palliative all around.. And u are bringing this to my table.. Pls next.

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Romance › Re: Loneliness & Dating Abroad: Perspectives of a Nigerian Student in The U.S by Joefat: 10:08pm On Apr 10, 2020

I've a lot in my head right now. New 17 covid 19.. Possibility of two weeks indoor again. And u are bring this on my table. Pls next..

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Health › Re: 17 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 305, 7 Deaths, 58 Discharged by Joefat: 10:05pm On Apr 10, 2020

Am I surprised? = NO. Why don't I? Because they've realised some recovered patients today.. So I know the next step.. NEW CASES grin

. God is watching

Politics › Re: Presidential Pardon: Ambrose Alli's Family Reacts by Joefat: 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2020

Crime › Re: Man Claims To Be A Soldier, Begs After Being Caught Breaking Covid-19 Lockdown by Joefat: 6:00pm On Apr 10, 2020

Hunger na bad thing..

Celebrities › Re: Coronavirus: Rihanna Sent Ventilator To Her Father After He Tested Positive by Joefat: 1:43pm On Apr 10, 2020

She do well

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