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CrimeRe: Lady Caught On CCTV Stealing From The Cashier's Drawer In A Fashion Store by JoeMaddog: 10:11am On Mar 28, 2019
A girl once stole my guy's mattress grin
PoliticsRe: Kwara 2019: The Governor-Elect's First Moral Obligation by JoeMaddog: 7:19am On Mar 28, 2019
grin
TravelRe: Man States Why He Tore The Change Given To Him By A Biker Rider In Imo State by JoeMaddog: 7:11pm On Mar 27, 2019
These our brothers from across the Niger ehn grin
Who's at a lose now? You wasted your time and your money. You my brother are a Picasso of stupidity.
RomanceRe: Lady Hides Phone, Eyeglass, Bottle Of Wine Inside Her Boobs (Photos) by JoeMaddog: 1:18pm On Mar 27, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
That's funny. smiley
Funny but true
RomanceRe: Lady Hides Phone, Eyeglass, Bottle Of Wine Inside Her Boobs (Photos) by JoeMaddog: 12:54pm On Mar 27, 2019
What have we not seen in this world? Some ladies can even hide mortar in their puccy.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Oputa: "3 Years No Sex, Yes I'm Celibate" by JoeMaddog:
I'm very happy for myself also. I've been celibate for 24 hours now... Big things start small

RomanceRe: Let's Have Fun: 3+3 by JoeMaddog: 2:05pm On Mar 22, 2019
angry
RomanceRe: Please Help Me by JoeMaddog: 7:36pm On Mar 21, 2019
Why should I advise you on how to tie a bro down undecided Once a hòe is always a hòe. You've slept with more than 30 men shocked. The only advice I have for you is to join the pòrn industry. Put your talent to use.
CelebritiesRe: I'm Learning The Act Of Ignoring Worthless Men - Tonto Dikeh by JoeMaddog: 11:17am On Mar 21, 2019
Tonto needs help. She needs love. It's obvious she's lonely and depress. When someone come online to tell us how things are going well for them, check well, things are not as they portray.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian woman spotted ritual sacrifices in Ontario, Canada by JoeMaddog: 11:13am On Mar 21, 2019
JoeMaddog:
Ẹbọ á fín ẹbọ á gba. This year, I decided to embrace African Traditional Religion.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian woman spotted ritual sacrifices in Ontario, Canada by JoeMaddog: 11:08am On Mar 21, 2019
Ẹbọ á fín ẹbọ á gba. This year, I decided to embrace African Traditional Religion. I still go to church but I ain't leaving my orísun. It was easy to convince my muslin friend sef

Word of advice. Don't ever open any thread concerning sacrifice. The more people view the ẹbọ, the more effective it is
RomanceRe: Cheating Partner by JoeMaddog: 10:54am On Mar 21, 2019
;Dfr
RomanceRe: How True Can This Be About Relationships? by JoeMaddog: 3:51pm On Mar 20, 2019
Whenever I hear a 'hoe say I've been through a lot.

I'll be like "shut it bittch, you mean a lot has been through you"

RomanceRe: What Should I Do? Needs Serious Advice by JoeMaddog: 1:56pm On Mar 20, 2019
I've been single for a very long time now so I don't know how to give relationship advice. I don't know what you people gain in relationship except to fuvk like rabbits. Nonsense

I'll just advise you to leave her. Anything that will cost you your peace of mind is not worth keeping.
TravelRe: Ship Carrying Over 2000 Cars Bound For Brazil Sinks by JoeMaddog: 7:19pm On Mar 19, 2019
Someone just become a thousandnaire from a millionaire. Aye lè
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Is Gay - Blackface In 'War', 2face Diss Track by JoeMaddog: 8:42am On Mar 19, 2019
Dope song. I like it
RomanceRe: What Drugs Can I Take To Last Longer On Bed? by JoeMaddog: 7:00am On Mar 19, 2019
One thing about lasting long in sex is, practice make perfect. The more you engage in it, the better you become.
So, just continue to dey fuvk, with time you'll become a pro.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Sex Offenders In Ekiti Will Be Posted In Public Places by JoeMaddog: 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
How many public places are in Ekiti
CrimeRe: Photos Of Sex Offenders In Ekiti Will Be Posted In Public Places by JoeMaddog: 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
How many public places are in Ekiti
Look at your forehead. Are you from Kenya?
FamilyRe: What Is It With My Wife And Her Past Boyfriends? by JoeMaddog: 12:57pm On Mar 18, 2019
charris76:
Bros am a married man like you and i had a similar experience, i dont believe that your wife is cheating on you but the the truth is that she doesn't know the implication of what she is doing, most wonen irrespective of there age reason like children, dont be tempted to send her away or ask for divorce especially for the sake of you child, but going foward if you dont like any behaviour from your wife, dont pretend over it tell it to her straight and even if she is ranting to the heavens dont exchange words with her, in so doing she will start livin wth ur does & donts
Lol... I believe you may be older than me sir but you're John Snow. When a lady starts giving these kind of excuses, she's riding another dickk.
Ask guys that have experience fuvking married women.
FamilyRe: What Is It With My Wife And Her Past Boyfriends? by JoeMaddog:
What you should be asking us is "What should I do to my cheating wife?"

Your wife is cheating I swear down. When they start complaining about space and not being free, then my brother,something is happening behind you

If you think I'm wrong, I'll like you to give her close monitoring for 2 months then come back here to prove me wrong.

Seriously, more men need to start reading the misseducation.

On a lighter note bro, nothing to worry about, we've all fuvked olosho disguised as bae grin
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by JoeMaddog: 11:14pm On Mar 16, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Really? But how?
By believing you can't always be right. There are several perspectives to every issue.
CelebritiesRe: "I Made A Mistake" - Etinosa Reacts To Going Nude On MC Galaxy's IG Live Video by JoeMaddog: 10:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
grin
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by JoeMaddog: 10:24pm On Mar 16, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Wow. Quite impressive. I can recall events of when I was still a new born.
Amazing, isn't it?
You can work on your stubbornness I believe cheesy
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by JoeMaddog: 2:10pm On Mar 14, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Nah. Two opinionated people can't work together. There will always be friction.

And why're you forgetful?
I don't know. I can recall events of when I was still a child. People close to me are amazed at this. I find it very hard to recall people's name...I have to see you everyday before I can master your name.
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by JoeMaddog: 12:15pm On Mar 14, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Why should I focus my search on physical attributes which of course are transient and just by walking down the road, I get to see another better definition of what I think is perfect. Just don't be ugly, and be tall. Dark skin preferably.

Lasting attributes will attract and keep me. Thus;
1. Extremely caring. I love a man who adores me.
2. Should be confident. Not opinionated. I'm opinionated and can't bear to have a house of arguments and fights.
3. Should be a listener (An attentive one).
4. Domesticated. Don't just sit there and be forming macho around the house.
5. Hard working, have a great sense of purpose, not docile, understands sarcasm, be willing to accept constructive criticisms, and corrections. Should be willing to sacrifice for oneself and another. Be supportive. I love team work.
6. I detest forgetful men. Should be Honest, truthful and upright in all his deeds even if it means hurting me with the truth. I detest cheats. Loyalty is key.
7. Should be a leader and not bossy. They're two different things.
8. Must be Eloquent (no bleeped up accents), and highly intelligent than me. Being street smart is a PLUS.
9. Shouldn't be religious. Just be upright.
10. Have a life.
11. Don't be CHOLERIC please, I hate them.
12. Be mysterious, like me.
13. I don't want a traditional man.
14. Be financially stable, not wealthy.
15. Tolerant. Tolerant. Tolerant. Be calm and collected, I'm very stubborn.
16. Neatness is key. I'm a neat freak and can't bear to have you ruin my sanity.
17. Should be good in bed. wink

I can go on and on, but these are fair and not demanding, and in return, I'll give you the world.
I was about saying you got your wish, then I remembered I am so forgetful, especially names. And I'm the most stubborn person I have ever met.

So, good luck in your search.
RomanceRe: Help, My Friend's "Crush" Is Having A Crush On Me by JoeMaddog: 8:12am On Mar 14, 2019
How's this an issue sef? It's not every hole one dive in now... Free the babe, you don't even need to tell your guy.
Anytime she's around, just bone face or take a walk.
That's why I can never be friend with my guy's girl
RomanceRe: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by JoeMaddog: 11:16am On Mar 12, 2019
I want to give you advice but I'm presently at work.
Probably when I return
BusinessRe: Man’s New Doughnut Store Sells Out After Son Tweeted He Was Sad by JoeMaddog: 3:14pm On Mar 11, 2019
ferhyntorlah:
Talk about the POWER OF INFLUENCE.

Happy munching sir.
Thank you grin
BusinessRe: Man’s New Doughnut Store Sells Out After Son Tweeted He Was Sad by JoeMaddog: 1:24pm On Mar 11, 2019
I just sent someone to get me doughnuts because of this smiley
PoliticsRe: Temitope Olatoye ‘Sugar’ Shot In Ibadan, In A Critical Condition At UCH by JoeMaddog: 9:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
cry

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