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Politics / Re: Amotekun: South West Governors Say They Won’t Back Down by JoeMaddog: 7:02am On Jan 20, 2020
olu77:
Akata is the synonym of Amotekun and it's Panther according to the english to yoruba dictionary published in 1911 the earlier version of which was compiled by Bishop Ajayi Crowther.

Panthers are melanined leopard. So Amotekun is Leopard

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protests In Tehran After Iran Admits Shooting Down Plane by JoeMaddog: 7:13am On Jan 12, 2020
Flyingngel:
Arab spring on the move.
Either Iran is revenging what USA did to their airplane many years back or they were simply targeting USA spies who came under the cover of another country passport.
Now that the citizens has started protesting all that the USA need to remove the Ayatollahs from power is to mobilize the citizens for a sustained protect.
No leader has ever survive a sustained protest from 60% of the citizens.

You may be right about the spy theory. That was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard the plane was downed by IRG.
If that's true, then they have a lot of planes to down. USA has a lot of spies in that country.
Romance / Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by JoeMaddog: 7:51am On Dec 05, 2019
I've never really given it a thought. But anyway goes. Any die na die. Make I sha no suffer before death.

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Romance / Re: Real Men Dont Fall In Love. by JoeMaddog: 12:24pm On Dec 03, 2019
This type of knowledge is not meant for everyone. If it is, then wisdom becomes so cheap.
Watch how the vultures attack.

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Politics / Re: Kogi West: Yahaya Bello Congratulates Smart Adeyemi by JoeMaddog: 5:56am On Dec 02, 2019
mzBEAM:
Lol, I just dey laugh kogi west people........



Smart and Dino are both useless and corrupt.
You couldn't have said it better. I wonder how the two options they were faced with were the two useless entities. Let's hope Smart have learnt one or two things from Dino's fall.
Family / Re: "Last Born": 5 Things You Can Relate To As The Youngest Child by JoeMaddog: 7:12am On Nov 21, 2019
Valwezzy:
I'm actually the firstborn.

You forgot to add (6) They're very stubborn too, especially the males.

My Kid bro is stubborn as f**k, always down to argue and raise his voice. At times, i do tell him that as a man, talking too much just to pass your message across isn't good.

But Dude is also very brilliant
Most brilliant people always want to prove their point. That's why people see them as talkative. But as they grow older, they learn it's not everytime they have their way.

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Romance / Re: Have I Been Charmed By This Guy? by JoeMaddog: 12:07pm On Nov 20, 2019
lilwetdick:
the touching from the arms to the waist is a classic trick you see in romantic movies always.

the walking away was the player doing a genuine nice mind game.

the player just want to talk about both of you and how he can Bleep you, he doesnt give a Bleep about your boss stories or office stories. what he cares about is your pussy.

anyway, he is waiting for your insecurities to get over you so that you can apologise to him and invite him to your apartment for some dick lessons
You just broke the bro code. You're excommunicated for 4 market days grin

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Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by JoeMaddog: 10:03pm On Nov 18, 2019
The fear of being poor and married. This is the root cause of many Marital problems.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: No Going Back On Social Media Regulation by JoeMaddog: 6:40am On Nov 15, 2019
grin

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Sports / Re: Meet Uzochukwu Henry Onuorah Playing For FC Midtjylland in Denmark (PHOTOS) by JoeMaddog: 10:08pm On Nov 10, 2019
God go make you bigger

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Business / Re: How Do I Raise Fund For My New Business? by JoeMaddog: 8:54pm On Nov 07, 2019
Carmal90:

Guide me pls
you can drop a message for me on Saturday. I should be free then
Business / Re: How Do I Raise Fund For My New Business? by JoeMaddog: 8:23pm On Nov 07, 2019
justmykel:

Which one would one catch up faster on!
I've learnt a lot. Animation, graphics. I'm learning programming now. It's all depends on dedication.
Business / Re: How Do I Raise Fund For My New Business? by JoeMaddog: 7:47pm On Nov 07, 2019
I888:
how effective are course at Udemy?
very good. You just have to look out for relevant ones.
Business / Re: How Do I Raise Fund For My New Business? by JoeMaddog: 2:26pm On Nov 07, 2019
Josh44s:


I will be grateful to you for life if you can help me with some freelance tutorials websites or files to enable me learn such skills. It ain’t lately honestly.
I learnt how to freelance on nairaland. There are several posts on freelancing on this site you can check for them. As for the tutorials on skills, YouTube is a great asset.

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Business / Re: How Do I Raise Fund For My New Business? by JoeMaddog: 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2019
Buy a laptop, render some freelance services.
If you don't have any skill, learn gradually. In 6 months, you'll start earning. Then you can channel your money to whatever business you want to do.

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Crime / Re: Lead City University Security Guards Seen Assaulting A Female Student by JoeMaddog: 3:08pm On Nov 05, 2019
grin
Education / Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by JoeMaddog: 6:57am On Nov 03, 2019
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Back In Court. Case Adjourned Till Tomorrow. by JoeMaddog: 4:13pm On Oct 22, 2019
Education / Re: Crescent University Convocation Turns Violent; Parents Beat Journalist, Curse by JoeMaddog: 9:22pm On Oct 19, 2019
You must think us a fool. Better tell us how you're feeling like a boss cos you're in the entourage of the deputy guvnor wife and those mama decided to give you home training that you lack.
Ọmọ ti ko bá ní ẹ̀kọ́ ilé, ìta ni wọn à ti kọ

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Crime / Re: Southwest Governors To Unveil Operation Amotekun by JoeMaddog: 11:45am On Oct 18, 2019
ClitRaider:
Hahahaha..
Reminds me of nursery rhymes..

Lion-- kinihun.
Tiger -Ekun
Leopard-- Amotekun..
There's no tiger in Nigeria, hence Ẹkùn is Leopard and àmọ̀tẹ́kùn is cheetah.
Politics / Re: Who Is The Best Governor In The South West From 1999 Till Date? by JoeMaddog: 10:03am On Oct 17, 2019
Would have said Fashola, but the resources are there. Would go with that loud mouth Ajimobi, he really did wonders in Oyo. He just talks too much

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Food / Re: Which Nigerian Local Rice Brand Is The Best ? by JoeMaddog: 2:11pm On Oct 16, 2019
Tàpá

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Travel / Re: British Family Detained For "Accidentally" Driving Into US by JoeMaddog: 2:10pm On Oct 16, 2019
FManager:


KEEP YO PUNK ASS MOUTH SHUT, MAKE NIGERIA GREAT, STOP BEING A SELL OUT ASSHOLE
SMH... Kids nowadays though.
Travel / Re: British Family Detained For "Accidentally" Driving Into US by JoeMaddog: 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2019
You accidentally drove how many kilometres before being accustomed? Nonsense and ingredient... Deport their sorry asses back to their shithole angry
America �� must be great again.

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Politics / Re: Soldier Shares A Video From An Encounter With Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno by JoeMaddog: 2:50pm On Oct 09, 2019
angry
Car Talk / Re: Man Shares His First Car Experience In 2002 by JoeMaddog: 10:47pm On Oct 06, 2019
grin

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Phones / Re: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by JoeMaddog: 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
Valorreviews:


You'll need to prove it sir... Not by typing but by making a video. To say it doesn't lag means you are not speaking the truth.
I don't need to make any video to prove this. I've been using this phone and Infinix S4 since Sept 10 and no single problem with them both. Except A10s responds faster than S4. I've posted pics of both phones in my hand.

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Phones / Re: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by JoeMaddog: 12:01pm On Sep 28, 2019
olayinkajnr:


Ok bro. Safe to say the OP is exaggerating then.
I have Infinix S4 also, 3gb RAM, and my A10s is faster.

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Phones / Re: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by JoeMaddog: 11:50am On Sep 28, 2019
olayinkajnr:


Sorry, but the OP reviewed A10s and not A10.

Of course, the A10 is far better than the A10s.
I'm using A10s oga and it's the best. Better than any even Infinix S4 which I own also

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Phones / Re: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by JoeMaddog: 11:03am On Sep 28, 2019
After buying this phone, I vowed never to use Infinix and Tecno phones again. Its like 4gb RAM Infinix and 6gb RAM Tecno.

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Phones / Re: Samsung A10s Unboxing And Review - The Slow Budget Phone That Cost N44,000 by JoeMaddog: 10:54am On Sep 28, 2019
I'm currently using this phone, and believe me when I say everything the OP typed is a very fat lie. This phone is damn good. It doesn't lag at all. It's faster than any 2gb RAM phone I've used.

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Romance / Re: Closed by JoeMaddog: 1:56pm On Sep 25, 2019
What the hell is wrong with you guy? After all the rants of ubunja and co on this site, you're still bahaving like a puci. She's in her hoe phase and you tryna take her off the market... You're doing something right and thats the only reason she's coming back to you. She'll soon get fed up with you if you don't do quickly and give her the D. Once she's invested in you, you're the champion. Harden up nigga

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