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Clean man...

Una no go let pride slide, come back together bah?

JaceBlaze:
@Joemetry


Come and see your "developed" country always at the bottom of the list of most developed African countries,,,ohh I just love the irony

But wait,even at number 10 is still too good to be true

Ahgggg...
So you still have not started reading?
I advised you without charge to read up things and understand how global economics and analysis work but... Your civilised xenophobic brains solely addicted to a West African forum wouldn't permit you to dig...
Did you also see the part that says your economy is behind our?
That should probably be a lie too...
If a country nearly times four your popsize is whopping your ass, why on earth would you like them?
I even tried schooling you about Seychelles, but I also forgot that your cottonwood brains loathe vital info...

So Seychelles being ahead of Egypt and Algeria has sent a signal to your dumb brain that these two are worthless right?

Okay final schooling...



Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

These are the top ten most developed on planet earth,
USA is tenth and I am sure you don't even know a thing...

Are you still in preschool?

UK is 9th do you have something to say about that too?

Australia is first does that make USA less important?

you're a very civilised African indeed.

I'm still texting you from a West African forum Mr. Xenophobe.

Sleekfingers:
No problem. Na to hold enough money

Sure...

Sleekfingers:
It is not. But it is a small country. Very beautiful and attracts loads of tourist from all over the world. Planning on going there next year.

Can we go together..?

JaceBlaze:
Engaging you further would be sinking myself lower.

Slavery has already sunk you bitch..!

JaceBlaze:
Another uncorrelated bitter rant with no substance..


Please tell me how some stats say 110 Nigerians live below poverty line but the unemployment rate is 18%,don't you find the discrepancies in these figures rather odd and unreal? the ratio doesn't add up.

And how do we explain how a country with abundance of oil has been knees-deep in recession for over half a decade? and how do we explain how your annual budget is 4x less than that of South Africa?....how am I not better than you,in fact,these comparisons are an insult to South Africa.

Why would I do that for? quit my job just to become a toilet cleaner in Europe like most of your kins? dude if you were conditioned to trade your integrity and pride for residence in Europe you are more than welcome,but leave us out it as we are not mentally ill as you.

we are racists amongst ourselves? lol really? you are the champions of tribal and religious bigotry in Africa yet you call us racists? I don't know where you Nigerians get this self-righteousness mentality but I do know it doesn't suit you,especially when one looks at the rate at which you slaughter each other on a daily basis.Nigeria is the third most terrorised country on earth,and these acts of terror are carried out by Nigerians on Nigerians...too bad for you,you can't pin that one on xenophobia.

South Africans are also everywhere,just not too many of them because we not running away from economic hardships like you.You know it's funny that you claim to be the biggest economy in Africa yet everyday you keep running away from it to the point of even trying the deadliest escape routes,something is not right here.

You were never there,sorry that we don't acknowledge you and that has been hurting you for years.You mental defect has now reached the highest level

So Mandela lived in Nigeria for less than a year and you think someone should shower you with compliments for that? your part is just too insignificant and your egos can't accept it that's why you using the name of one of the greatest South African ever to garner spotlight,y'all can't get over the fact that no one wanted to hear your President talk at Mandela's funeral,he got shunned like he wasn't even there.Mr protector,how did Chibok girls get kidnapped by Boko Haram,and how do fulani terrorists continue to torch villages under your "protection"? y'all really can't protect sh*t either now can you? let Mandela rest and stop using his name to heal your bruised ego,WE South Africans have moved on and so should you.


Yes, it's just a forum and physically,I will never set foot over there,and why are you guys so obsessed with our politics?

Forever stupid...
Why do you keep disproving some stats but yet validating others you know nothing about?
You keep claiming to know global economics but yet know nothing about population..!
What's the popsize of your civilised xenophobic county?
How does being in recession suggest that you're a better country than Nigeria?
How does being the wardens guarding the cell of your Nelson Mandela make you guys better than Boko haram?
How does being modern days slaves make you better than the freed Chibok girls?
How does being marginalised in your motherland make you better than Nigerians?
How does not knowing that Mandela has never lived in any other country for more than six months other than his homeland and Nigeria make you the civilised entity you claim to be?
And who the Bleep told you that our NAME is note boldly written in your history?
YOU SEE WHY I DON'T FAIL TO UNDERSCORE HOW FOOOOLISH YOU ARE?
How come you don't even know your history?
You've gotta know where you're coming form, in other to escape international ridicule..!
Why do you hate Zuma, is he worst than the Dutch Lords you're all worshipping?
If he was to be white, wouldn't you have turned red carpets for him to tread upon?

And why have your annual budget pushed you to over 27% unemployed in global stats, and yet you're less than a 100million...
Oh your budget couldn't save you from recession too?

What's the essence of all the self acclaimed civilization if you can't first break out of chains?
When you keep feeding from the crumbs after the dinning of your Dutch Lords?

Global stats would forever place Nigeria ahead of you because they understand what population is..!
I can't place your civilised country ahead of Ethiopia, I'm way too learned to do that...
Your ignorance may also incite you to say Seychelles is better than all Africa countries because they have the best per capita, without even putting their popsize into consideration...
You are foolery in it exponential form.., you don't know a single thing about global matters.., your collar chains have probably held you too tight to think before you text...

FOOOOOOOOLISSH RIFFRAFF THAT CAN'T DO WITHOUT A WEST AFRICAN FORUM..!

It's not just a forum Mr. Stupid, it's a very addictive, informative, educative and a very much entertaining forum that even Homosexual xenophobic South Africans can't do without..!

HOW MANY OLD WOMEN HAVE YOU RAPED TODAY?

JaceBlaze:
Poor afonja performing mental gymnastics just to have the last say

You claim I'm spewing baseless lines but I don't see you disproving any of it with anything solid other than going on a long rant about how some random white person hates Zuma as if South Africans of colour and age didn't hate Zuma,how childish of a grown man like you...
Human trafficking is still done by Nigerians even in SA,everybody know that.There are over 5000 of your fellow cretins in SA jail system and they refused their deportation option because a South African prison is more habitable than the streets of Lagos slum.

You don't think you are more pitiable? a country with over 90 million poor people is not pitiable? that same country that just overook poor India? you live under 1$ per day.You rescued me in an afonjaland fantasy.South Africans have never ran out of South Africa in large masses even during the dark times,unlike you pathetic lots paying Arabs money so that they can take you out of that hell-hole you call a country to be shackled in Libya

18,80% sounds like bullshit and deep down you know that's veeeery far from accuracy.If the rate of unemployment was really that little then why are you drowning in the Mediterranean everyday to seek greener pastures away from your "booming economy"? why are you desperately queuing at SA embassy begging for a visa everyday? how did you overtake India to become the poorest nation in the world? If you ask me,your bullshit fairytales defy logic and reason.


Lol,who is in charge of your oil? Is it not controlled by foreigners? nigga your country is the only country in the world with billions of liters of oil at her disposal but still have shortage of gasoline in filling stations.This forum is a cyberspace,in reality your hungry people are addicted to South Africa,even you can't seem to stop watching SA politics like it's your daily meal.


Cry if you want but you are an international criminal.Justice check which African country has most of its citizens filling up foreign prisons and some on death row in Asian countries...you know the answer.


haha fool at least my typo is a forgivable mistake,all I did was flip the letters around,but an entire grown man with saggy scrotum confusing "sought" with "sort"? that's an indication of a mental defect

This is not the first time I am seeing a South African immensely proud of his foolishness and I still hope to see more of your type...
You are out here disproving international stats and yet your stupidity wouldn't let you understand that those stats are why your brainless soul is giving you a feeling that you are better than Nigerians or Indians.., these two countries are miles away from you and would remain better than you can ever be even if you double your GDP.

A country that is far far far far far below a 100 000 000 in demographics is already in recession and lack of intelligence wouldn't let you think...

i bet you'd quit your job if you can afford the sum needed to cross to Europe using the Mediterranean sea.., you think travelling is expenses free?
You think you can wake up one morning without money to travel out of your country?

Nigerians are goal getters dream chasers and some are just unfortunate to believe South African is what it suggest to be from the exterior...
You guys are racists amongst yourselves, modern days slaves to the Dutch, Xenophobes, Human Traffickers, a people renowned for sex scandals and are so credulous and manipulable.
Let's see what would be of you if you ever clock a 100 million in popsize...

indians are everywhere on earth, Chinese and Nigerians are everywhere, we do believe there's a better life outside your comfort zone, You native South Africans are just too busy being slaves to travel, so you kill and molest every other nationality including those form your geography....
Nigeria is arguably the only African nation harbouring all the African States peacefully without any rancour or racist attacks on them.., you all African nations expect the most from Nigeria and a little bit from yourselves, you native naive South Africans with brainwashed minds can conspire with your Dutch lords to kill your goddamn nigros.., we all know how much of a simpleton you are...
How can you love others when you hate and kill yourselves?

We don't need South Africans coming en masse to Nigeria to prove how much we have impacted in your history and so many other things...
We were there for you during your darkest moments, don't you know your history?
You crazy Dutch ass leakers couldn't protect your own legendary Mandela, so who on earth can you protect?

Mandela was taken in not as a hostage but with love and affection, we protected him form your type we gave your country hope we helped one of the greatest revolutionist to achieve his goal he lived here.., we don't need xenophobes like you to live here Mandela already did for your sake...

"Mr Lulu Mnguni, South African High Commissioner to Nigeria, said Nigeria was of great assistance to Mandela, and the struggle for freedom for the people of South African."

Know your history bitccccccch...


But really? So you're in nairaland because it's in the cyberspace?
As civilized as your instincts push you to believe you are settling for a forum in the cyberspace created by primitive men is all you've got to do right?


Slowwwwwwwww poke...

JaceBlaze:
woo oh somebody's about to have a stroke

Organs harvester,I wasn't Bragging,I was simply reminding you that the same "Dutch" has your economic domain by the choke hold.
So you are simply saying that your population is there to benefit foreing investers while over 70% of your population lives under 1$ per day?grow a brain,actually calling you a fool is an insult to fools.You have the most sought-after commodity (Oil) but your country still can't feed the large population you beating your chest about.You have only overtaken SA economy on paper but has it produced tangible results? Nope,even with quadrillions of liters of oil at your disposal you remain the most poverty striken country in the world with misplaced masses (overtaking India) and you are a consumer nation that can't produce anything,anybody would be thrilled to take that opportunity

SA may be in recession for now,but we will bounce back like we always do so your celebration is going to be short-lived.A recession in South Africa does not make your country any less of a cesspit,remember that always.btw haven't you been in recession for over half a decade now?


And you fools think Dangote's rise to the top didn't involve colluding with the government to steal your resources? and fool,it's sought not sort.Next time you pretend to be an economic expert you must first remember to fix your spellings and grammatic pratfalls.You know it blows my mind that a country with soooo many poor people keeps bragging about few looting billionaires who don't even care if their neighbours die of hunger.

Oh and I see you cleverly dodged "international criminals" line,SO CLEVER


yes I'm HIV negative.how many innocent people have you killed and snatched their organs for imaginary wealth?

Ahaaa...

You see why I keep emphasizing how foolish you are?
You keep coming here to spew baseless and unsubstantial lines, void of intelligence and factual proves...
But wait, let me school you for free, non of your Dutch lords businesses is in the top five most successful in Nigeria...
Your claims of Nigerians being organ harvesters doesn't remove your country from the list of human trafficking countries does it?

Who told you Nigerians are as pitiable as you presumed?
Maybe just another baseless fact, we have been rescuing your xenophobic asses for time immemorial just read your goddamn history bitch you owe that to yourself, you are only ahead of Nigerians from the behind you know?

Unemployment rate SA 27.20 %, Nigeria 18.80% and yet we are nearly times four your entire population don't you know maths too?
This shows that Nigeria Economy can employ nearly 3 times your working caste and yet your stupidity wouldn't let your brains take a shower...

Your country is run by foreigners man, you are conditioned to be in chains forever...
And how come you don't even know that if my government is corrupt yours is corruption itself in it superlative degree, don't you listen to news?
No you don't, this West African platform is way too fvcking addictive to let your crooked ass do...

You talking international criminals? Don't you also know about the African country with the most international laurels? I'm even going too far, the developer of the so addictive Nairaland?
Bitch you don't even know Jack about international crime..! You are the real international criminals...

And where the Bleep did you have that silly fact that our billionaires care less about us?
After the FG Dangote group has the highest number of Nigerian employees and would climb over a million upon the completion of the world's biggest refinery.
Speaking of which, your Dutch South Africans bring their black slaves to do the rigorous works while they drink and criticize them for every tiny mistake they make over here at the lekki refinery, I worked with one of your Dutch lords, that bitch hates Jacob Zuma to the marrows and got fired for throwing a sledge at a black slave he brought to come slave for him...

And why do you think raping an 80+ year old woman would remedy your HIV status?

So you know it's sought and still made the mistake of "So you are simply saying that your population is there to benefit foreing investers"?

I've never known "foreing" to be the correct form of "foreign" little bitch, or maybe you are just an hypocrite claiming to know.

and again stop fucking old women...

investigator007:
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JaceBlaze:
And since YOU didn't create one for your country what makes YOUR brain any less stupid? only a 5th world villager would brag about a forum he didn't build himself,the same idiot whose country is the largest consumer of South African products outside SA because his country doesn't know how to build shopping centres,but he is here calling me a slave while the same "Dutch" is draining billions out of his country annually.

No fool,it's your fellow countrymen eliminating each other.Ask Buhari,he'll tell you.He calls you international criminals and the world could not agree more...can you dispute his points?

Oh poor chucklehead, you're here bragging how the Dutch rob you of your resources to build multiple businesses?
Mr. foolish, all countries Pan African can kill to establish their businesses in Nigeria because we have the population, we ain't xenophobes and our level of patronage is at the acme.
ßitch we are nearly times four your population, why wouldn't your Dutch lords get a thriving business in Nigeria, why?
You see why I labeled your brain dead?
Speaking of which, news said today that your civilised country is now on recession I bet you are too busy on a West African forum to know this... You know this got me wondering how your civilised asses couldn't salvage yourselves from economy degradation.

Just so you know, a single billionaire in my country has the most admired and sort after products in Africa and no one is bragging about it, plus he is black a true African, top five richest in your country no real South AfricAfrican.

"Dangote Group has emerged the most admired African brand on the continent by consumers ahead of the telecommunication giant, MTN, according to the South African-based Brand Leadership Movement in collaboration with the Johannesburg Stock Exchange (JSE).

The Dangote brand which is also the leading brand in Nigeria came atop in the fresh ranking of 100 best brands in Africa with the theme: 'Brand Africa:100', the sixth edition announced was in Johannesburg, South Africa."
As recent as July this year.

ARE YOU HIV NEGATIVE?

JaceBlaze:
So putting brains to good use means creating a forum? like there isn't more to life than cyberspace platforms? and btw,when I called you primitive I was referring to you and people of your class,don't drag the brains behind this forum to your level.

And who are to tell me what to read?

If your stupid brain was to be alive you would've created a forum for your country..!
And yes creating a forum that even Xenophobic Dutch worshipers from outside West Africa can't do without is putting your brains to use.

Be free to say killing blacks and sucking Dutch dicks is putting your dead brain cells to use, you'd be welcomed...

Slaves up till 70s.

JaceBlaze:
And your observations are based on what?

It could have been any other forum for all I care,the fact remains....your stupidity still wouldn't be lesser

Hey dutch ass licker, you and your civilised xenophobes should put your brains to use...
Create your forum and let the primitive enjoy theirs..!
Go read your history ßitcccch

JaceBlaze:
If you had to rate yours based on the comment I originally quoted on,how much out of ten would you get?..Do your own mental evaluation before you talk

Your stupidity is still five stars...

I wasn't commenting in a SA forum stupid.

JaceBlaze:
and you forgot to check your own?

Hey goofball, I am not the one running my ass around a forum built by primitive people.., you are...

Now rate your stupidity...

JaceBlaze:
haha what are you saying?

I am reminding you how epic your stupidity is.

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Me wey de cry if my poo strong pass my rectum.
Thunder fire sodomy.

JaceBlaze:
but I still will comment if I want to,on any topic I choose to comment,especially where SA is mentioned.How are you going to stop me?

How am I suppose to stop you from being a stupid Bleep?
You pride yourself in being in a forum created by primitive brains just to emphasis how many steps you are below us.
PERPETUAL SLAVES..!

JaceBlaze:
But you are too insignificant to control the internet and what forums I join.Why don't you just make peace with that fact?

No, but I'm thick enough to teach your cotton wood brains when and when not to direct your self acclaimed civilised ass into a forum built by primitive brains.

DUTCH ASS LICKERS.

JaceBlaze:
..and I don't recall giving a f*ck what it's called.The money goes into the owner's pockets anyway.What's your story?

My story is, you get your fvcked xenophobic ass outta a West African forum and go pay loyalty to your Dutch Lords bitch...

WE GONNA GRAB A MAJOR PERCENTAGE OF THE AWARDS AS USUAL.

GOOD MORNING NIGERIA...

tesppidd:
That's how you people show the world the infinitesimal nature of your IQ's without even being asked.

Messi fans wouldn't even care about you because Messi won the inaugural award in 2015.

Messi achieves things before Ronaldo.

Messi leads, Ronaldo follows.

Okay nitwit, you're correct.

More Messi fans please...

MESSI'S FANS ARE GONNA BLAST UEFA FOR THIS...
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RUNSSSSSSS....

JaceBlaze:
lol thank you for the joke

You're welcome nitwit.

Last time I checked this is Nairaland not Rand land.

JaceBlaze:
lol thank you for the joke

You're welcome nitwit.

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