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PoliticsRe: Edo: APC Weighs Options, Fears PDP Takeover by Joemetry(m): 1:46pm On Jun 07, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2020
9jaunite:
You guys are getting this wrong..

Who told you the oil state don't control the oil cool
Only problem we don't have the full control due to the government structure
THIS IS NIGERIA TODAY

FOUR TOP CRUDE OIL PRODUCING STATES
1.Akwa Ibom State - 504,000-bpd-32%
2.Delta State - 346,000-bpd-22%
3.Rivers State - 344,000-bpd-22%
4. Bayelsa State - 290,000-bpd-18%

APPOINTMENTS INTO OIL INDUSTRY POSITIONS

THE NORTH
1 Malami Shehu-MD/PH Refinery. - NORTHERNER
2 Muhammed Abah-MD/Warri Refinery - NORTHERNER
3 Umar Ajiya-MD/MPMC - NORTHERNER
4 Bala Wunti-GGM/CP&S - NORTHERNER
5 Usman Yusuf-GMD/STA-Tech - NORTHERNER
6 Ahmadu Katagum-GGM/Shipping/Down Stream - NORTHERNER
7 Kallamu Abdullahi-GGM/Renewable Energy - NORTHERNER
8 Shaibu Musa-MD/Medical Services Limited - NORTHERNER
9 Ibrahim Birma-GGM/Governance - NORTHERNER
10 Faruk Ahmed-MD/Product/Marketing - NORTHERNER
11. Mohammadu Buhari - Petroleum Minister - NORTHERNER

THE SOUTH-WEST
1 Adewale Ladenegan-MD/Kaduna Refinery
2 Adeyemi Adetunji-MD/Retails
3 Bola Afolabi-GGM/Research/Development

THE SOUTH-SOUTH
1 Roland Ewubare-Group G/M
2 Diepriye Tariab-MD/IDSL

THE SOUTH-EAST = 0

Oil Wells or Blocks in NORTH = 0

There are 77 Oil Wells and Blocks in the country. There are 15 top managerial positions in NNPC. Akwa Ibom State has nothing to justify her enormous wealth despite the fact that 504,000 barrels of crude oil amounting to 50.4 million dollars (over 18 billion naira) is been extracted from the State every day while we live in polluted environments and survive eating crumbs from our wealth.

Today if you offer a young graduate of Petroleum Engineering employment in Ministry of Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs or in the National Museum at Oron, he will role on the ground to thank you, but they are northerners with degrees in History working as Managers in NNPC.

This is not a matter of APC nor PDP but simply injustice to a people by another set of people.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2020
9jaunite:
We are not ready to make our children slave on there own lands
But we are ready to be slave with our own oil?
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 12:22pm On Jun 07, 2020
9jaunite:
grin claiming cross river now funny yeah i am from delta


zero biafra here grin grin we are not biafran
I am not claiming a thing trust me, I am from yakurr and I will beseech you'll to read your history.
Don't let the mistake of out ancestors be repeated in our generation.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 10:09am On Jun 07, 2020
jneutron4000:
Fulani is nothing honestly. The reason why Fulanis seems to be in control of Nigeria is courtesy of British government and as it is now British will not be able to save them this decade and even their new friend china.this I am a Yoruba man and i can tell you for a fact that if Fulani mess up come 2023, they will be dealt with. The mistake we Yorubas made during 1993 struggle when we were cheated was to accept OBJ, in which the British government gave Fulani the idea to use as stooge. Tinubu as not decleared to run for presidency comes 2023, they are panicking, dont be suprise if Tinubu chooses not to run and some other Yoruba person is pushed forward. Yoruba presidency or not Nigeria might not survice this decade if not returned back to Regional system, and Oduduwa Republic will emerge
Okay sir, I was only trying to let you understand that Fulanis are not a minority.
Your Kwara State is an unwashed footprint of Fulanis in Oduduwa, Professor Akintola is an Ambassador whose position is heavily influential due to the to the religional architecture used for it design.
The hegemonic Fulanis have structural plans, we have textual and audio plans.

Well make we leave am for God hands as always.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 9:44am On Jun 07, 2020
9jaunite:
grin Bleep you

But if you replied me due to biafra

grin Keep dreaming we will never join you guys
Speak for Yourself, I am a Biafran and you will see it come to fruition during your lifetime.
I am from C.River and you brainwashed Niger Deltans better reshuffle your philosophy.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 9:39am On Jun 07, 2020
Smartypant:
I know for a fact that Namdiot Cownu does not represent all Igbos because I know many Igbos who does not subscribe to his trash talking nonsense.
So assuming that I'm against all Igbos because I called out the buffoonery of Namdiot Cownu is a long reach and totally wrong. I'm against Cownu and his gang of brainwashed IPIGS NOT against IGBOS. Pls know the difference.
Please give me a 1 point why you are against KANU.

The point should be sensible too.
Thank you!
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 9:30am On Jun 07, 2020
optimus106:
Rotten Ameachi is sitting with the Fulani President
South South nothing come out, they are already in bondage full time.

2023 will come and you still see politicians bringing another notherner as flag bearer.
Say 'this one no be like others'

Nigerian politicians are very selfish, and the most wicked.

Illiterate President and the Vice is a Professor??

A sign you guys are going no where till the trumpet sounds.

You carry PVS take bag of rice, One thousand naira, etc.

Na the result of the last election be this.

See massacre everywhere!!!

If you get opportunity to take run, run without
looking back.

PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 9:23am On Jun 07, 2020
Dreadful:
Niger Delta kill you there
What is the meaning of Niger Delta? Mumu!
They coined a meaningless name and gave you and you foolishly answer.
I don't even understand what is wrong with our people who have been so deceived to believe that we're Niger Deltans or South South.
I don't blame them, I blame our criminal representatives who would rather sell us for their selfish interest than Allie with our Igbo people.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 9:17am On Jun 07, 2020
jneutron4000:
jokers. fulanis are the weakest in Nigeria and they will be exposed soon as even Britain, Iran and their new friend China will not be able to save them in this decade.
Tafawa Balewa
Shehu Shagari
Umar Yar'dua
Buhari

Don't be deceived that this ethnic group is minority in Nigeria.
The south need to rise.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Joemetry(m): 10:43pm On Jun 06, 2020
Raustin:
You seem to know a lot about the Civil War...

where I can get free e-books on the Nigerian Civil War? I've read There was a country by Chinua Achebe but I want other perspectives from those who witnessed the war. Please share any links.
DM me your WhatsApp number or telegram ID let me send you one book.
TravelRe: Asaba And Benin City: Which Is More Beautiful? (pictures) by Joemetry(m): 1:40pm On Jun 06, 2020
naxclimpsey:
Do you mean Afonja comparing south south States? Mofos. Playing familiarity game! Say no to Igbos biafra

PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka: Buhari Is Not In Charge Of Aso Rock. Gambari An Abacha Man by Joemetry(m): 1:32pm On Jun 06, 2020
budaatum:
You tempt me to say, "Soyinka should perhaps stick to what he got a Nobel Prize in".

Thankfully, I do not believe he should.
Nelson Mandela was a Nobel prize winner.
PoliticsRe: Wole Soyinka: Buhari Is Not In Charge Of Aso Rock. Gambari An Abacha Man by Joemetry(m): 10:23am On Jun 06, 2020
budaatum:
Defense from what? English yab?

If its that easy, make Soyinka run for President and be in charge of Nigeria make we see instead of this him English yab.
Let Buhari get a Nobel prize.

Una funny oh!!!
PoliticsRe: Uno State Of Cameroon: Foreign Affairs Ministry, UN Office In Nigeria Deny It by Joemetry(m): 10:14am On Jun 06, 2020
THOSE WHO KNOW DEEP INSIDE OF THEM THAT THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT BIAFRA AND CAN DO ANYTHING WITHIN THEIR POWER TO OPPOSE IT ARE EVIL, BUT WE WILL WIN!
Foreign AffairsRe: Muriel Bowser Renames Road Leading To White House Black Lives Matter Plaza by Joemetry(m): 9:47am On Jun 06, 2020
timekeeper1:
E remain for FCT minister to change the name of the street that leads to Aso Rock to "Biafran lives matter"
Thank you nwanem!
Let's be friends...
PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Lose 24 Local Councils To UNO, New UN State By July 10 by Joemetry(m): 10:57am On Jun 05, 2020
BIAFRA EXIT NEXT!
CrimeRe: 66-Year-Old Man Who Rapes Minors In Yobe, Arrested by Joemetry(m): 10:49am On Jun 05, 2020
Let's be friends, I will contact you when I need books.
Shalom!
FamilyRe: My Sister In-law Tried To Scam Me. by Joemetry(m): 8:32am On Jun 04, 2020
Auty you did wrong and your husband was right about the pride thing!

You are the type that will conceal dark info from your partner for ages under the guise of protecting them but if the burden becomes real cumbersome you start crafting a way to blame someone else.

Simple matter, papa Emeka.., look at what your sister has been proposing ooo, Me I no too trust the thing and it's best for you to handle it since she's your blood. Shikina!
By nau you for no de do thread.
angry grin grin

No mind me share, I just de try advice you.
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Muslims Reject Oduduwa Republic – MURIC by Joemetry(m): 3:06pm On Jun 01, 2020
YORUBA PEOPLE!!!

Wait see how them go betray themselves if their Hausa/Fulani slave masters come steal our resources for Niger Delta give them their 30% cut.

Ndiala!!!
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Muslims Reject Oduduwa Republic – MURIC by Joemetry(m): 3:00pm On Jun 01, 2020
Racoon:
Is there anything wrong with a people seceding if they're not comfortable with a union? It's every muslim that belongs to MURIC?

So why is this caliphate wannabe MURIC terrorist man like this sef? Pls go and read Col.Umar Dangiwa's letter to Buhari and learn something.Useless man.
Please point me finger to where I can read this...
Thank you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Help I Need A Daily Paid Job! by Joemetry(m): 12:14am On May 27, 2020
Godswill10:
call this number, he needed helper in a construction firm. Good luck.(08082883396)

Note:I do not know him in person, someone referred me for a job but when I called, he told me that he needed only helpers as of then.think its around Oshodi
Biko, if you have info as to where I can hustle too help out.
I lost my job due to the pandemic and the past two months have been hell for me and my mum.
Thank you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Casual Labour Job In A Construction Site! by Joemetry(m): 12:04am On May 27, 2020
longlife101:
You mentioned not where your location is. However, assuming you are in Lagos and serious with your request, the is construction going on at Jeremiah Ugwu Street, off Almarity way, Lekki Phase one. A big project handle by Nordic Limited. Should you go very early in the morning (7am) you might well be lucky. They pay weekly (Saturdays). They also have makeshift accommodation for workers.

Goodluck
Please if you have info as to where I can hustle too help out, I got laid-off from my job due to the pandemic and the past two months have been hell for me and my mum.
Thanks!
BusinessRe: I Need Hustling That Can Pay Me At Least 6k Daily by Joemetry(m): 11:20pm On May 26, 2020
grandstar:
Can you write articles?

You can charge $5 to write a 500 word article (You will receive $4 after fees) on Fiverr

You can easily write 4 articles a day which comes to $16 or N5000 or so

There's a lady from Naija on Fiverr who writes on the average 6 articles a day. That is $24 daily which is about 8000 daily. In a month that will be 240000 as the work is everyday of the week
Please how do I sign up and be verified for jobs immediately?

I can write.
BusinessRe: I Need Hustling That Can Pay Me At Least 6k Daily by Joemetry(m): 11:12pm On May 26, 2020
Oktane:
If you live in Lagos, Abeokuta, Sagamubor Ibadan, I can suggest a an offline traditional business that can bring you that amount after about 2 to 3 months.

Initially it will be bringing you about 3k but with traction it will take you to 6k and beyond. I must also add that it is not a walk in the park.....at least initially.

It works like magic but requires an initial capital of about 45k (depending on what you choose though). It also has nothing to do with multi-level marketing in any of varied forms.

Another beautiful thing about it is that you can conduct a trial with about 10k to ascertain its suitability for you and your area.
Baba, I am looking for any opportunity no matter the nature as long as it hurts no one.

I got laid-off from my job due to the pandemic and the past 2 months have not been easy for me and my mum.

Please show me way.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hotel/Hospitality Jobs by Joemetry(m): 11:26am On May 26, 2020
Pojomojo:
Donesto Grand Hotel, a 3-Star hotel with a state of Art facilities located at 55 MCC Road, Aba, Abia State requires the services of suitably qualified candidates to fill the following positions below:

1.) Manager
2.) Supervisor
3.) Receptionist
4.) Housekeeper
5.) Bar Man/Bar Maid
6.) Laundry Man
7.) Cook
8.) Waiter/Waitress

General Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.


Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications Letter to:
The Managing Director,
Donesto Grand Hotel,
55 MCC Road,
Aba - Abia State.
Email: donestograndhotelss@yahoo.com or onikoyi.tunde@yahoo.com

For Enquiries Call: 0814748748 and 08063513132.
Good day Sir/ma, please help me get a job no matter the nature in this hospitality industry or any other sector.
I lost my job due to the pandemic and it has really been difficult for me and my mum for the past 2 months.
Please assist in any way.

Godbless!
Christianity EtcRe: Should Christians Share In Muslim IFTAR Meals? by Joemetry(m): 12:33pm On May 24, 2020
post=89901335:
Eating the food served by our muslim friends, neighbors, clients and well-wishers can be so delicious ehn, especially that grilled ram....oh la la! tongue

If you have a problem with this post as a 'Xtian', na ur wahala be dat!

We have to learn to respect others people's religion.
In so doing, our world will be beautiful.


Meanwhile,  
From all of us @[/b] : Eid Mubarak to all our Muslim Friends


You are always welcome brotherly.
BBQ will be ready for all of you after this pandemic time bro.
Enjoy your day with love.
One Love.


Barka de Sallah beautiful yarinya kiss
Do enjoy your day sis.
One Love.


You have said it all sir.
You are a very wise man.


Hi, We are fully into [b]BARBECUE CATERING
sir.
We moved on to catering for our clients at different kinda parties all over the nation and beyond.
We moved on from the shop thing.
Hope to come cater and celebrate with you next time God showers his blessings on you or any family members (we are sure it's gonna be soon, before the end of the year.)
Till then, stay safe bro.
Thanks for the heads up.
In Unity we stand.





*Singing* Baba 70 evergreen song....

"Omi olota ooo
Water, e no get enemy .
If u fight am unless u wan die...
Water, e no get enemy...."

12345, Happy Sunday ahead Baba
Good day sir...
I am looking for a place to hustle for like 8-10 months before leaving for NYSC, I have work in the meant grilling industry with 3 years experience.

Please help if you can.
Thank you!
Christianity EtcRe: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by Joemetry(m): 12:20pm On May 24, 2020
Yenefer:
I know a lot and Christianity existed long before Islam. Do u know that the crusade is currently going on, Iraq Afghanistan Syria Yemen Libya Somalia Iran they're been bombed by Christian in the name of crusade disguise at something else, I have the video bush is saying is the crusade
Every of your text here shows you know nothing!

I also know someone with video proves that Book haram and the Fulani terrorists terrorising Africa are Christian Crusader.

Another packet of brainwash!
Christianity EtcRe: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by Joemetry(m): 11:14pm On May 23, 2020
Yenefer:
U want me to go into Christian crusade, Christian record's. believe me, u don't want me to.
What do yo know about the crusade, what do you know about Ottoman, what do you know about the current claim of Jerusalem by the Palestinians?

Just brainwashed as always?
Christianity EtcRe: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by Joemetry(m): 11:08pm On May 23, 2020
Yenefer:
will u piss on your mummies bed or couch. U never liked any Muslims that's a fact from Qur'an

Allaah has stated in His Book that the kuffaar bear enmity towards us and they would not spare any effort to cause us harm, and they wish us ill, and they will not be pleased until we follow their way. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, but what their breasts conceal is far worse. Indeed We have made plain to you the Ayaat (proofs, evidences, verses) if you understand.

119. Lo! You are the ones who love them but they love you not, and you believe in all the Scriptures [i.e. you believe in the Tawraat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel), while they disbelieve in your Book, the Qur’aan]. And when they meet you, they say, ‘We believe.’ But when they are alone, they bite the tips of their fingers at you in rage. Say: ‘Perish in your rage. Certainly, Allaah knows what is in the breasts (all the secrets).’

120. If a good befalls you, it grieves them, but if some evil overtakes you, they rejoice at it. But if you remain patient and become Al-Muttaqoon (the pious — See V.2:2), not the least harm will their cunning do to you. Surely, Allaah surrounds all that they do”

[Aal ‘Imraan 3:118-120]

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be pleased with you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) till you follow their religion. Say: ‘Verily, the Guidance of Allaah (i.e. Islamic Monotheism) that is the (only) Guidance.’ And if you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) were to follow their (Jews and Christians) desires after what you have received of Knowledge (i.e. the Qur’aan), then you would have against Allaah neither any Wali (protector or guardian) nor any helper”

[al-Baqarah 2:120]

Ibn Katheer (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: The words of Allaah, “Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion” mean people other than you, the followers of other religions. A man’s bitaanah (advisors, friends, etc) are his closest friends who know about his private affairs. Then he narrated the report of Ibn Abi Haatim with his isnaad from Ibn Abi’l-Dahqaanah, who said: It was said to ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (may Allaah be pleased with him): There is a slave from the people of Heerah who is literate; why don’t you employ him as a scribe? He said: Then I would have taken a bitaanah from people other than the believers. Ibn Katheer said: This report, along with this verse, indicates that it is not permissible to employ ahl al-dhimmah as scribes in a position of authority over the Muslims where they can become acquainted with their private affairs, where there is the fear that they may disclose them to enemies among ahl al-harb. Hence Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely”.
And your Allah didn't tell you to reject the church if the Kafir?
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Joemetry(m): 10:17pm On May 23, 2020
Cloud699999:
Good morning Nairalander,

It all started Last week When a neighbor next to my apartment died without nobody noticing for 2 days until she started smelling. We didn't actually suspect that it was from her room until someone came looking for her because she wasn't answering her phone, which was still ringing inside and the door was locked from the inside that was how we knew she was dead, already swollen because the last time we saw was Sunday night and we didn't know untill Tuesday that she was dead.

All this happened last week. Later that Tueday family and friends with police came to evacuate her corpse. No foul play or any struggle seems she died in her sleep. She was young and a very playful lady and lively. She is 36 years old single mother and she lives.

So the haunting started 2 days later. The First one happened around 2am, My girlfriend said she saw someone looking like standing by the door outside just staring straight at her, there was no light and the window was open, so when she pointed torch light she saw nothing but when she switch the torch light, she saw the shadow of the same person. That really scared shit out of me because she later told me in the morning.

The second was last night. Someone was banging seriously on the toilet window because it's an iron window. The banging continue for almost 3hours. It was double banging as if someone was knocking hard. I doubt it was someone when I try I check I couldn't find anyone there, few minute later the banging continue till around 4.30am when mosque call out for prayer. And I could here some here some sound like someone walking in the next room where she died, no one was home. Her sister refuse to sleep in the room so it was locked.

Please help, how can I get rid of this unwanted disturbances. I don't know what to do. This last night scare me to the bone. The funniest thing. No one heard this banging except me. The other neighbors have different theory.

Anyone experience this kind of thing before? How did you handle it?
Call a Catholic priest, tell him everything that happened don't omit any detail.

Pray the rosary if you can.

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