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Health › Re: Please I Need A Good Drug For Anal Fissure Pains At My Anus by Joemetry(m): 4:22am On Jan 16, 2025

I can treat piles but the issue is I am not in the south now and we need to not be farm from each other so you can get proper treatment.

Sorry for the pains.
For now, avoid sugary things.

drerocker:
Please I need a good drugs for anal fissure
Pains at my anus.

Pls ooooo o don't operation

Agriculture › Re: I Had A Bountiful Harvest: For The Next 12 Months I Won't Buy Beans (video/Pics) by Joemetry(m): 12:48pm On Jan 07, 2025

Let's connect on WhatsApp please.
0818 410 8032

LocalFARMERS:
This year has been a blessed year to most farmers. I had a bountiful harvest from my beans farm this year. I sold over 20 bags and I kept enough to last me the next 12 months in my house. Apart from the ones I shared to family, friends and neighbors.

Farming is very lucrative these days. It's easy to become a millionaire via farming now. As few bags of farm produce will give you millions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43r5_ehkQ4s

Agriculture › Re: I Had A Bountiful Harvest: For The Next 12 Months I Won't Buy Beans (video/Pics) by Joemetry(m): 12:12pm On Jan 07, 2025

What part of the middle belt was all these achieved ma, I spent nearly half a million in my first ever farm trial to plant corn in Niger state 7 months ago, but couldn't gather one full bag of corn.

I lost my mental health honestly.

Skoonheid:
Congratulations. We achieved 400 bags of maize and lots of bags of rice, sorghum and beans this year. Started dry season farming a week ago. 2025 will rock

Agriculture › Re: We Supplies Garri Processing Machines To All Parts Of Nigeria At Good Prices by Joemetry(m): 11:23am On Jan 07, 2025

Just so I don't waste your time, please how much do I need for the complete set?

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Agriculture › Re: Where Can I Get Bitter Cola At The Cheapest Rate In Nigeria by Joemetry(m): 9:27am On Aug 19, 2022

Buy from me.

I hustle in Akwaibom and Cross River and I am from Cross River.

These two states are arguably the No. 1&2 when it comes to this produce.

WhatsApp 0818 410 8032

We can meet physically if you're in any South South state.

I bring my good from bush market in the aforementioned two states to PortHarcourt.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Salman Rushdie, Author Of "The Satanic Verses" Attacked, Condition Unknown by Joemetry(m): 11:12am On Aug 14, 2022

Kajaard:
https://www.pdfdrive.com/the-satanic-verses-e47555207.html

Thank you Kajaard

Foreign Affairs › Re: Salman Rushdie, Author Of "The Satanic Verses" Attacked, Condition Unknown by Joemetry(m): 8:37pm On Aug 12, 2022

Angelfrost:
Satanic Verses and Midnight Children are beautiful reads!

They are part of my all time collection of books that make sense!

Many of you Muslims need to get a grip...

How do I get these two?

Softcopy

Agriculture › Re: Updated Prices Of Grains And Vegetables From Madallah Market In Niger State by Joemetry(m): 3:09am On Aug 12, 2022

Add me to your group
+234 818 410 8032

Business › Re: Which Of These Business Should He Invest In With 600k Budget? by Joemetry(m): 3:34pm On Dec 31, 2021

udukakalu78:
Getting a skill in IT industry will be fine..

I buy used or fualty laptop here in Lagos, check my signature

Are you into tech?

Business › Re: Which Of These Business Should He Invest In With 600k Budget? by Joemetry(m): 3:29pm On Dec 31, 2021

Moptimat:
250k - a very good laptop
5 to 10k - Good Udemy course in I.T
Keep the rest
Thank me later

Are you in tech sir?

Business › Re: Which Of These Business Should He Invest In With 600k Budget? by Joemetry(m): 3:27pm On Dec 31, 2021

BigDawsNet:
I will post and mention soon im done setting up a page

Okay, keep me posted.

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Business › Re: Which Of These Business Should He Invest In With 600k Budget? by Joemetry(m): 11:56am On Dec 31, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Ekuke Rearing

Very lucrative

Buy mother Ekuke with long nose... They are very fertile

Mother Ekuke 12,000
Male Ekuke 15,000
put them inside ur compound make dem Nack back to back for months...

The mother will conceive like 9 puppies
Bring low budget vet to give them shot so they will survive

Feed them with eba and waste noodle from factory...

After 8months
Start selling dogs at wholesale...

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Business › Re: Which Of These Business Should He Invest In With 600k Budget? by Joemetry(m): 11:55am On Dec 31, 2021

I will use 500k for rice farm come February in Jigawa or Kebbi state.

By July that same year the money will be 1million plus.

100%

Romance › Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Joemetry(m): 11:23am On Dec 31, 2021

You are a necrophile sir, it should have a spiritual or psychological remedy I believe.

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Over This Broken Heart? I'm In Pain by Joemetry(m): 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2021

Usually I don't comment on this forum but because I understand what it feels like to be invested so much in someone and not getting the desired outcome, I am compelled to give you some advice.

1. You love someone so much that they hate you back in return and even cheat on you, and you still want to cry over them?

2. You can love someone more than they live you (that is sometimes understandable) but you must never love someone to the point that you loss yourself. So you want to kill yourself over someone that is obviously more interested in other people than they are interested in you?

3. Do you know how many people will be lucky and happy to have you in their life? They are over a billion of them and just because you haven't been fortunate enough to meet one yet doesn't mean you are worth nothing or must do everything possible to continue with what you are the only one putting in effort to make work ( It never ends well if the loving only comes from one direction, you better be thankful that you're no more together)

4. When I was in my second year in school, my lecturer that I happen to be very close to lost a guy he spent his entire savings to help sponsor for his masters to a white lady, she did all this just to make it work but the evil guy with fine face broke into pieces, today the idiot guy has been deported, reason? his white lady cheated on him and he got violent with her. On the flip side this my lecturer is now marries to a white guy who will rather die than see anything hurt her. (Don't play with karma, it's real!)

5. If you ever need someone to talk to, WhatsApp (0818 410 8032)

You will heal and find 100% true love, that I guarantee...

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Programming › Re: Python Tutorial Courses: Very Easy To Understand by Joemetry(m): 7:53am On Dec 29, 2021

SimplyAJ:
Make it 30k. I'll also need to know your location in Lagos unless you'll be coming to my side. I stay on the island. Precisely Ibeju-Lekki.
I'm an Engineering student. Would have done comp but of what use if I can take online course and get certificates.

I'll be on holiday through out March. So if that can work for you

We can always agree on a schedule.

I am fine with the cost I will have to incur, will be in Lagos by July and hopefully around Ajah axis.

Will text tou on WhatsApp.

Programming › Re: Python Tutorial Courses: Very Easy To Understand by Joemetry(m): 8:21am On Dec 27, 2021

SimplyAJ:
I'm based in Lagos but I'm a student of Covenant University so one on one might not work. If you can, I can do explanatory and informative zoom sessions for you. 6 hours a week, 24 hours a month for 40k

If during your holidays you can oblige to at least guide me on the rudimentary part one on one to aid me get a foundation before online classes I might be able to pay N25k, your cost of N40k is fair but I need to get a PC too.

Are you a computer science student?

Programming › Re: Python Tutorial Courses: Very Easy To Understand by Joemetry(m): 3:37pm On Dec 25, 2021

SimplyAJ:
Hi there. My name is Josh and I'm a programmer. I would be holding online python courses. In this course, I would teach you how to program in python. Right from the very basics, to the advanced level.

If you're new at programming and want to start with python language, this course is for you. If you've been programming in other languages and want to just learn python, then do not pass this course by.

I myself learnt on Udemy for a very expensive cost but I would be making this course just 10k. There would be a promo for early students

Message me on Whatsapp 08122620710.

Me that is not astute as others and can only learn fast one on one, how do we do it like this?

Where are you based?

Politics › Re: Oil Discovery In Bauchi, Gombe Will Cut Niger-Delta Political Power - Buhari by Joemetry(m): 3:11pm On Dec 25, 2021

CSTRR:
I don't think the president said this.

No, I doubt it.

He is a useless president but it can't be this bad.

A president cannot say this.
Haba.

Nigerians forget a lot reason we still have Nigerianists!

This man called an entire ethnic a dot in a circle. (Live on TV)

During his campaign he said "His supporters should be violent to anything that may make him fail for the 4th time, he even used the phrase (kill them)"

This man said his wife has no reason criticising his government afterall she belongs in the kitchen and the other room ( this was live on TV)

The list is long but the memory of the citizenry is ephemeral.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Masters Scholarship Program With ₦200k Allowance In Russia, ₦500k Job In Nigeria by Joemetry(m): 8:02am On Nov 13, 2021

Joey4321:
Hello guys, So this thing has been bothering me for quite a while now and I would like to have someone else's idea on it.

In my mid 20's currently undergoing a masters program at a Russian University (Somewhere around Moscow). Online because of the pandemic. The masters is a full scholarship with a little stipend calculated by your grades.
Now the borders are open and I have the opportunity of being there physically. Its kind of mandatory right now even. The scholarship is supposed to last 2 years with a mandatory third year where you will have to work for the school as payment for your scholarship. While studying you get paid, little money though, lets say 200k in conversion to naira. While working (On your third year) you also get paid but this depends on the role you interviewed for and your skill level. The masters is in Data Science and that is also my field.

But the only problem now is I just got a really good job here in the country that pays lets say about half a million. With my current projections, I could level up a bit more and settle down in 2 years

Now this current amount is more than what I will get paid in Russia both as a student or as a worker for the next 3 years (According to my projection). However, the school will cover accommodation, so the stipends are just for feeding, coffee, movies and dates, etc.

Do you think the masters is worth me giving up such a opportunity in Nigeria for the abroad?

In a nutshell, do you think having a foreign masters certificate is worth it?

Boss, go for the masters and also be kind to give me a concise guide to taking data science as a career path.

I have a degree in engineer both have made up my mind to switch to tech.
Thanks!

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 5:38pm On Dec 16, 2020

GOTVee:
I know one day I will catch you. You will regret saying bad things about a man of God like me

Demented soul.

I gave you an address and was waiting you never showed your ugly ass face.

Now read the mentions again and show yourself for some ice cold beating.

Bleep you and your god!!!

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 6:06pm On Dec 15, 2020

GOTVee:
I'm waiting for the day you will be a born again like me. My good friend

If you are a symbol of born again then I'd rather be a devil worshipper than be like you.

You need a neurological checkup too.

And be careful who you think is your friend too, you fucking dimwitted being.

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 5:55pm On Dec 08, 2020

GOTVee:
I had a dream that you later converted to Islam. Let love lead

You're so stupid and surrounded by stupid people that you don't even have who to tell you how stupid you are.

I suggest you have a dream that you'll use you're time wisely in the future.

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 6:31am On Oct 24, 2020

GOTVee:
I reject the terrorist tag. I'm a man of God with integrity. I'm trying to convert you to the appropriate religion that brings peace but you are not ready for salvation. I love you my friend

Shove your stinky love up your terrorist ass.

First you gotta love yourself.
Fucking Terrorist!

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Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 6:29am On Oct 24, 2020

GOTVee:
I'm in Lagos. Where is your house? Don't be afraid

You ate obviously a Lagos fool then.
Go through the mentions.
Fucking terrorist!!!

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2020

GOTVee:
Let's meet at redemption Camp on Saturday. There i can convert your soul to Jesus

So you are afraid?

Fucking terrorist!

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 3:47pm On Oct 14, 2020

GOTVee:
See let me be frank with you. I was once an Arabic teacher. If you provoke me, i will do to you what we do to Christmas chickens I'm a born again Christian now but i won't take shit from infidels

You don't need to convince me that you're Shekau's interpreter we know you all.

Fucking terrorist!!!

Gave you my house number but you wouldn't come for your evangelism.
Come and convert me but yet you're threatening to use your Islamic filth on me.

A double edged sword like by u deserve a deep cut with a double edged sword!

Christianity Etc › Re: Archbishop Martins Speaks On #EndSARS by Joemetry(m): 3:44pm On Oct 14, 2020

GOTVee:
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Fucking terrorist

I am on you everywhere you go.

Fucking Terrorist!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Archbishop Martins Speaks On #EndSARS by Joemetry(m): 3:52pm On Oct 11, 2020

manfred10:
NONSENSE WRITE-UP . USE YOUR SENSE NEXT TIME WHEN YOU WRITE. THE CHURCH IS ONE. WHETHER PENTECOSTAL, METHODIST, CATHOLIC OR ANGLICAN. WHICH CHURCH DENOMINATION HAVE YOU READ ABOUT IN THE BIBLE. GOD IS NOT A CATHOLIC, METHODIST, ANGLICAN, PENTECOSTAL NOR ECWA. HE IS GOD ALMIGHTY WHO REIGNET OVER THE UNIVERSE

He didn't say anything wrong oga, he said the church distinguishes itself from the Jesus industry churches regardless of the hate these people have for the church.
I read his comment several times to see where he said the church is 2 or more than one but couldn't find such.

If the church is one, then those who spread ignorant rumours about her should be the ones receiving this message of yours not the other way round.

Spread love!

Christianity Etc › Re: Archbishop Martins Speaks On #EndSARS by Joemetry(m): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
NO MATTER HOW MUCH HATE AND ENVY GOES TO THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH FROM OTHER PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES, SHE ALWAYS STANDS OUT FROM THESE PRIVATE BUSINESS FIRMS.
WHAT BISHOP KUKAH DOES FOR NIGERIA ALONE IS WORTH MORE THAN WHAT A HUNDRED DADDY GOS CAN EVER DO.
ALWAYS HAVE MY ADMIRATION. They say Catholics worship Mary and Idols, seems idol worshipers emit cleaner energy perhaps everyone should worship idols.

Fear Protestants with dia ignorance.

Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 2:59pm On Oct 11, 2020

GOTVee:
Get behind me thy satan

I will only get behind you to stab your back when you come to my house.
For now, I prefer being ahead of you.
Fucking terrorist!

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Crime › Re: Chief Priest Stabbed To Death For Impregnating Muslim Lady In Warri by Joemetry(m): 7:33am On Oct 08, 2020

GOTVee:
Who is the terrorist here? I'm trying to win your soul for Christ and you're threatening me with matchet cuts. May God forgive your sinful soul

I haven't seen you in my house yet.
Were you just making loud noise?

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