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Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Her Boyfriend Iceberg Slim At Soundcity MVP Awards (photos) by Joemetry(m): 2:46pm On Jan 13, 2018

safarigirl:
don't insult Jigga & Beyonce, Iceberg Slim is a failed rapper, Jay-z is a social crusader with his music.

At least I know Iceberg Slim, but I'm yet to know you...

So until then, Love yourz!

IN JERMAINE COLE'S VOICE...

Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by Joemetry(m): 2:25pm On Jan 13, 2018

Brownhypo:
Ignorant is indeed a disease. Why wasting your precious time for four good years when you can make nothing less than 200k in ten days with just 5k investment.

the problem of some Nigerians is not getting the right info

Abeg that 5k to 200k interest me if no be scam and referral.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by Joemetry(m): 2:10pm On Jan 13, 2018

fratermathy:
One less fraudster, and also possibly a ritualist, to worry about.

Sometimes I am ashamed for my state with the way youths take to internet crime as if it's a legitimate venture. In Delta, 4 in 10 young boys are either fraudsters or thinking of being one. The worst part is that 2 in 5 fraudsters are not really fraudsters and the remaining 3 may even be into diabolic acts in the name of increasing their luck or chances.

EFCC is just joking with this phenomenon until it becomes a national crisis.

Young boys should think of legitimate means to make money. Do not sacrifice your conscience and humanity for a few wads of hard currency. For every scamming "format" out there, there are a million things you can do online that may rake in even a higher profit. Above all, you'll be at rest and have peace of mind when enjoying your legitimate wealth. Everybody has his time. Hussle hard (legitimately) and your time will come.

Examples of other things with better pay to do online are..?

No disrespect meant please...

Thanks.

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Her Boyfriend Iceberg Slim At Soundcity MVP Awards (photos) by Joemetry(m): 6:39am On Jan 13, 2018

Mini version of Jigga and Beyonce.

wink

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Business › Re: NCC React To Sales Of 9mobile To Anointed Bidder by Joemetry(m): 10:31pm On Jan 11, 2018

LET THE BIDDERS SHOW US THEIR MANIFESTO,

WE ARE TIRED OF SHABBY SIGNALS IN THE NAME OF NETWORK.

Celebrities › Re: WizKid Is Recording A New 2018 Album Already by Joemetry(m): 9:12pm On Jan 09, 2018

SUPER STAR BOY

Sports › Re: My CAF Award, A Gift To Nigerians, Says Oshoala by Joemetry(m): 6:33am On Jan 09, 2018

LOVELY WOMAN....

MISS INDEPENDENT

kiss

Family › Re: Man Impregnates His Mother-In-Law In Nasarawa (Photo) by Joemetry(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2018

COME TO THINK OF IT NOW,

THE WOMAN'S DAUGHTER WOULD NOW BECOME A SIBLING TO HER HUSBAND'S CHILD...

MAKING HER HUSBAND HER STEP FATHER AND THE UNBORN CHILD HER HALF BROTHER/SISTER... huh

THE GIRL SHE ALREADY HAS AFTER HER 9 YEARS OF MARRIAGE IS NOW GOING TO BE BOTH A NIECE AND A SISTER TO THE UNBORN CHILD...

AN THE CYCLE OF HAD I KNOWN CONTINUES IF WE KEEP HAVING SLAY MAMAS ALL OVER IN WOMEN CLOTHINGS...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Need A Better Job In 2018? by Joemetry(m): 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2018

cyberincome150@gmail.com

Food › Re: Photo Of An Egg Inside An Egg. How Possible? by Joemetry(m): 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2018

Sirme411:
you get a mail personally frm seun osewa ....nd you get to comment 1st on any thread related to snakes

It's obvious you're joking, but thanks for wasting my time anyways...

Food › Re: Photo Of An Egg Inside An Egg. How Possible? by Joemetry(m): 12:33pm On Jan 06, 2018

Sirme411:
........

av been on NL. for the past 3yrs na av never been FTC

Dis year will be my year

Please what's the prize for the FCT,

I've been here since 2016 too...

Sports › Emmanuel Eboue Commits Suicide? by Joemetry(op): 9:16pm On Jan 05, 2018

just saw this on glonews 360 and was deeply terrified!
How true is this?

http://glonews360.com/breaking-news-ex-arsenal-star-emmanuel-eboue-commits-suicide/

RIP

Family › Re: I Am Not The Father Of My 3-Year-Old 'Son' - Nigerian Man Cries Out (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 11:01pm On Jan 04, 2018

biacan:
Don't judge the woman you don't know her story

Sister why are you trying to justify infidelity?

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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Is African Player Of The Year For A Third Time by Joemetry(m): 10:52pm On Jan 04, 2018

MrsNwaAmaikpe:

Good one for her....

Her sucking and phucking of the dickk of the CAF's president finally paid off once more

Keep on sucking diccks , you will win world player of the year very soon.

Proof or simply join me celebrate her for the hard work.

Sports › Re: What Is The Football Terminology For Four Goals In A Match? by Joemetry(m): 8:09pm On Jan 04, 2018

Alveez:
IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE IN FOOTBALL WORLD THAT IF A PLAYER SCORES 2 GOALS IN A MATCH IT IS TERMED ''BRACE''
WHILE THREE GOALS IN A MATCH IS TAGGED ''HEARTRICK''

SO, WHAT IS THE FOOTBALL PARLANCE FOR A PLAYER SCORING 4 GOALS IN A SINGLE MATCH?

PLEASE LETS SHARE IDEAS ON THIS , NOT INSULTS.

THANKS.

4 goals
Spanish-poker, English-haul

5goals
Spanish-superpoker, English-glut

Car Talk › Re: I Need Toyota Carina E by Joemetry(m): 9:24am On Jan 04, 2018

Nacoss25:
I think u are mad for posting this sheet on my my thread

I am sorry sir.

Have a nice day too.

Jobs/Vacancies › Post Hotel Or Other Cool Jobs In Lagos Here And Save A Soul by Joemetry(op): 7:49pm On Jan 03, 2018

Hello everyone, please help others get their hands on something.

AN IDLE MIND IS THE DEVIL'S WORKSHOP

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FREE Cover Letter Template For Job Seekers by Joemetry(m): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2018

PatrickOkunima:
With this template, You can create a powerful cover letter in less than 10 minutes. Comment with your email address if you're interested and I'll send you the template.

cyberincome150@gmail.com

Thanks

Investment › Re: This Real Estate Investment will Generate Approx. N35m Over A Period Of 5 Years by Joemetry(m): 2:46am On Jan 03, 2018

Hello everyone,

I am in dare need of a job to settle my tuition fee, I currently have an OND and have also completed my mech engineering degree afterwards, but haven't paid my tuition fees since I was admitted to 200level due to circumstances beyond my control, only my acceptance fee was paid and other registration fees.

But due to my GPA, I was later allowed to pursue the degree amidst threats of annulling my admission, which is unusual, but God just made a way for me.

I'm 24 and willing to work.
PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN.
THANKS...

Investment › Re: No.1 Agribusiness Investment Opportunity For 2018, Earn 20% ROI Monthly by Joemetry(m): 2:40am On Jan 03, 2018

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy: Want To Work In A Shawarma Producing Company? by Joemetry(m): 2:25am On Jan 03, 2018

Ashibelieve:
A top shawarma producing company is recruiting for shawarma makers? Would you want to work in a Shawarma producing company and you do not know or are you experience in making shawarma? Interested persons should call 09056660051

Please is this vacancy still open?

If yes, where is the location and what's the job nature..?

Thanks...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Help Me Accomodation In Lekki Phase 1 by Joemetry(m): 2:18am On Jan 03, 2018

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teaching Vacancy At A Private Secondary School In Ikotun, Alimosho LG AREA by Joemetry(m): 1:54am On Jan 03, 2018

doctoryomi:
Vacancy exist in a private Secondary School at Ikotun for teachers of

Physics

Mathematics

Financial Account

Interested applicants must live locally and be a HND/B.ED/BSC Graduate in relevant field.

Application and cv should be sent to dcityofsuccess@gmail.com

What is the fate of those living outside Lagos.
Like far south Cross River?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs In Kano And Jigawa States. by Joemetry(m): 1:37am On Jan 03, 2018

Over 600 views, make una help us abeg.
Thanks...

Christianity Etc › Re: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by Joemetry(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2018

lawman88:
Well, we talk alot. She is my best friend. I took her out to many places even this Christmas. Only her banking work keep her away from me during the day time on working days. I have lots of freedom where I'm working so I have lots of time for her

Well I can't tell all because I can sense some hidden facts in your story.

Bringing your marriage to nairaland says it all, be wise many people here are designed to frustrate you with I'll opinions, if you can't trash your issues at home what good is our opinion?

Why blame the church for your wife's decision?

That's not even fair unless you are cunningly trying to sabotage the church!

I mean how do you expect the priest to reject a gift from someone that he didn't coerce her to bring?
Okay you expect the priest to discern that the gift would have solved your problems even when your wife couldn't do that?

Even in the holy books many gift their valuable possessions and get bountifully blessed this might just be a similar case.

Your wife was never forced to give to the Rev.
It was voluntarily, I know of many RCCG pastors that compel their followers to sow seed.

In my year one in the varsity I followed my friend to one of your fellowships in campus and was compelled to sow a seed of 1k.

Its not about doctrine here.

I hope you come back to nairaland to let us know in the nearest future if you still feel your wife's decision was wrong.

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Celebrities › Re: Old Lady Cries Tears Of Joy As Lilian Esoro Gave Her Money To Start a Business by Joemetry(m): 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2018

sucess15:
So Nairaland Mod, Una dey ban persons account on top say I wan help people abi?? Well done, all this must stop this year..
Happy birthday to My Babe Jare..

Watin you do abeg?
Make I learn

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Jobs In Kano State Or Sharada Jobs by Joemetry(m): 6:57pm On Jan 02, 2018

Over 100 views, please guys help us.

Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me With The Latest CV Template by Joemetry(m): 5:14pm On Jan 02, 2018

ademi87:
send your email to me on ademi87@yahoo.com....

Please sir, can I send you a mail to get one too?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pentecostal Getting Married To A Catholic by Joemetry(m): 8:05am On Jan 02, 2018

ALL THESE NEW GENERATION CHURCHES ALWAYS TRYING SO HARD TO BLASPHEME AGAINST A CHURCH THAT PEOPLE LIKE THEM HAVE TRIED TO KNOCK DOWN FOR OVER 2000 YEARS NOW...

KEEP DECEIVING YOURSELVES,
NOTHING BAD ABOUT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IF YOU REALLY CARE TO KNOW, BUT IT'S KINDA HARD TO ERASE THE UGLY SCRIPT THAT PUBLIC OPINION HAS WRITTEN IN YOUR MINDS.

I MEAN HOW CAN THE ONLY CHURCH THAT SAW CHRIST TEACH OTHERWISE?
PEOPLE DON'T EVEN THINK.

ABI UNA NEVER READ SAY CHRIST SELF TELL PETER SAY NA ONTOP OF AM HIM GO BUILD HIM CHURCH?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ST. MARY'S BASILICA IS?

I GUESS NO.., ALL YOU AND YOUR BUNCH OF FALSE PROPHETS CARE ABOUT IS HOW TO BREAK WHAT IS UNBREAKABLE...
YES UNBREAKABLE..!

ST. MARY'S BASILICA IS BUILT ON TOP OF PETER'S GRAVE THE FIRST THE DISCIPLE OF CHRIST AND THE FIRST POPE OF THE UNIVERSAL CHURCH...

SISTER IF I WOULD EVEN ADVICE YOU, I'LL SIMPLY ADVICE YOU TO ATTRIBUTING YOUR SALVATION TO THE DENOMINATION YOU BELONG TO, IF YOU LIKE MAKE YOU BE ONE OF JESUS' DISCIPLE, IF YOU NEVER MAKE YOUR MIND TO DO THE CORRECT THING, YOU GO STILL BETRAY CHRIST, NO BE CHURCH WEY YOU DE ATTEND, NO BE HOW THE PUBLIC VIEW CATHOLICISM, NO BE HOW YOU VIEW PROTESTANTS, NO BE HOW YOU TALK ABOUT MUSLIMS OR EVEN BUDDHIST GO DETERMINE WATIN GOD DON PLAN FOR THEM.

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN....

DON'T WAIT FOR OPINIONS, GO AND READ UP BOOKS, READ HISTORY, READ THE BIBLE, READ OTHER EVEN THE QURAN AND OTHER RELIGIOUS BOOKS TO BE ON THE KNOW IT'S NOT A SIN IF YOU STOP DEPENDING ON OSMOSIS KNOWLEDGE...

PRAY FOR YOURSELF AND ALSO HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THE ENTIRE CHRISTIAN RELIGION IS FLAWED DUE TO LIES AND MONEY MAKING SCHEMES...

YOUR ODDS OF MEETING A FALSE PROPHET ARE HIGHER THAN THE OTHERWISE.

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Family › Re: My Uncle's Wife Is Cheating On Him, I Need Help by Joemetry(m): 10:14pm On Jan 01, 2018

I'm surprised at these ladies jumping on this thread and stylishly trying to justify infidelity, but why sister why?

Would you have been cool with her act if she were to be married to your beloved relative?

Okay, I already know your answer because from your comment I can tell how shallow you think and how bad you have feed yourself with the feminism cake.

Now let me teach you some other thing you never even considered, if as you claim the man is the one sterile even as you have been told that the lady in question has a very ugly past,

What if her quest of bringing in a child that is not from her nuptial union, ends up being a deadly venereal disease that would end the life of the young man in the long run?

Now you see how feminism has blurred your ability to know what the female folk was originally created for during creation?

I don't even know if feminism would allow you people believe in the creation or even understand that the female folk made man disobey God.

Whistling in Spanish, phejigsgibdobfhanskkdvkakzbbhgskbshhsbsbkdbkwhelxbdoslOahCakskslsbshsgrpqzbdlxbkdpdhrlamsvsbhjkxjdmdkndgayekrgfpdchfpdjzlslndjclaosyemfmcl

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Car Talk › Re: I Need Toyota Carina E by Joemetry(m): 4:05pm On Jan 01, 2018

GAZZUZZ:
you registered on NL to beg.

Open your eyes, see where you can meet a need, or acquire a skill.

Meanwhile this is cartalk, and what you typed is not car related.

You have been warned.

Might have violated your rule 1 & 18 but don't you call me a beggar for seeking for a job.

I'm not begging you to give me money without rendering services.

I bet you wouldn't make a step if you know where I'm coming from.

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