Education › Re: Kisuze Edward, Ugandan Lecturer Suspended Over Sex Scandal (Photo) by Joemetry(m): 9:18pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
IgbosAreOsus: One mystery that keeps bothering me is this head-giving thing.
Like me putting my precious mouth in a girl's toto 
I have handle so many totos. From young to matured, Rich girl to poor girl, Very beautiful to average looking. Very clean girl in appearance to an average girl. Nigerian, Benin, Ghana etc. Still, I HAVE NEVER seen a 100% clean toto. NO toto can ever be very clean. That area of a female is also active...
HOW CAN A SANE HUMAN-BEING GIVE A GIRL A HEAD 
I CAN NOT EVEN DO IT TO A VIRGIN NOT TO TALK OF A GIRL THAT HAVE BEEN FU.CKED BEFORE. UNA GO JUST DEY SUCK ANOTHER GUY'S SPERM. God forbid! Now you value your mouth more than your dick. It's simple, you can give birth without having sex with a woman. Your sperm alone can do the work. Women are even from ADAM..! |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Television Collapses On Top Of Egyptian Politicians (video) by Joemetry(m): 1:44pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
TITOBIGZ: execially that oloju opolo wey dey bourdillon.  Opposite Tango tower abi? I no say anything oooooö |
Culture › Re: To Maintain The Rolls-Royce Of The Emir Of Kano, Sanusi: See What It Takes by Joemetry(m): 1:08pm On Apr 05, 2018 |
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NYSC › Re: NEW NYSC ALLOWEE!! Will You Approve It? by Joemetry(m): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Sleemut09: You will agree with me that over the years, respect and value attached to NYSC programme in Nigeria has gradually diminished.
Gone are the days, when almost all multinational companies, corporations and other establishments are optimistic of having corp members services. The days when corpers will always get free rides from citizens whenever they were sighted along the roadsides...uhmm! Believe you me, no one regret for one day for wearing that clarion call KAKI.
I asked myself, what is the value of #19,800 being paid as corpers allowance? Does the sum still relevant? I will patiently advice the government and every concerned NIGERIA to review the below and broadcast further if perceived relevant.
1. Corpers shouldn't be paid any ALLOWEE monthly. If all graduates can survive for 4 or 5years spent while in school, they can survive without governmental monthly pay.
2. Federal Government should pay every graduating CORPERS a sum of #2,000,000 each. Summation of monthly #19,800 round a year clock is #237,400. The sum of #2m should be counted as national cake which will help graduating corp members to employ himself and at least two other unemployed NIGERIAns.
3. Every CORPERS will serves as protege under SAED programme for the focussed use of the money.
4. GREAT ENTHUSIASM: You wouldn't believe it how every corp members will be optimistic to serve their fathers land as there will be great optimism that there is a life saving compensation awaiting them. Let me drop my holden pen here:
Any comments, kindly refer to the below contact Sleemut08@gmail.com Front page please..! |
NYSC › Re: NEW NYSC ALLOWEE!! Will You Approve It? by Joemetry(m): 7:17pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
TarOrfeek: [/color][color=#990000]
You want 2,000,000 NGN for graduation from the University.
You're very wicked!
Money that you will waste eating take away from Chicken republic.
His opinion please...
You have the right to yours..!
No sane human would refer to another as wicked for making a cognitive suggestion.  |
Music/Radio › Where Do Top Music Celebs Record In Lagos? by Joemetry(op): 8:42am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Does anyone know where top music artistes record in Lasgidi?
Really need to know.
Please any info would do. I need to learn production from very skilled professionals.
Make I start hustle ASAP. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Without A Job Yet? This Is How You Can Earn Income Monthly Easily by Joemetry(m): 9:37am On Mar 28, 2018 |
youngmajor: If you have difficulties, please post them and I will help you out. The road to financial freedom is as a result of collective effort.
Lalasticlala How can one meet you directly? |
Crime › Re: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 9:31pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Apina: So They are crinminals for breaking a school law?  Now you get it... From school laws to societal menace. It a process... |
Crime › Re: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 4:29pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Apina: What crime did they commit?  And on going forward, you still haven't answered the question. WHO IS A CRIMINAL? |
Crime › Re: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 4:27pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Apina: What crime did they commit?  Obviously you didn't read the news. Boys spent over 24 hours in a female hostel. A law was violated. |
Crime › Re: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2018 |
Apina: Why was the Army called? And why are they tied up like criminals?  Who is a criminal? |
Business To Business › Re: Babat Cargo:Pre Order & we import Your Good from China and USA at $5/kg by Joemetry(m): 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2018 |
BabatCargo: Please check the first page.thanks You can't simply drop it here?  |
Business To Business › Re: Babat Cargo:Pre Order & we import Your Good from China and USA at $5/kg by Joemetry(m): 9:19am On Mar 23, 2018 |
ezex: Goodmorning great house.... What's your physical address oga? |
Business To Business › Re: Babat Cargo:Pre Order & we import Your Good from China and USA at $5/kg by Joemetry(m): 9:09am On Mar 23, 2018 |
ezex: computer village Computer village is a place not an address. What's your business address sir? |
Car Talk › Re: Which Of These Cars Did Your Dad Use? (Picture) by Joemetry(m): 8:48am On Mar 23, 2018 |
naijadriva: I like your honesty. Oga nothing to hide ooo... Where you come from no matter sha. |
Car Talk › Re: Which Of These Cars Did Your Dad Use? (Picture) by Joemetry(m): 9:51am On Mar 22, 2018 |
Kpako...
Being taken to school on my neighbour's RX150 motorcycle was like heaven to me then.
Born kpako. |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 9:45am On Mar 22, 2018 |
yesloaded: Well, you can run business with your mobile phone as long as it has browser & run whatsapp app. Call/Whatsapp me on 0 8 1 3 7 7 5 0 7 4 1 so that we will not derail the thread with out conversation Okay, will message you. |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 9:39am On Mar 22, 2018 |
yesloaded: The only solution is to get trained online or come to our office. To be honest with you, our online training is the same thing as our offline training because both is practical. We've trained quite good number of people online & try are all doing fine. We don't just train you and drop you but we offer after training support. You can check our records on nairaland and outside nairaland to see that we've not had any issue with anybody and yours will not be an exception. We don't promise what we can't deliver because we valued our image so much. If its not possible to learn everything online, I will never tell you that its possible. So physical meeting is still better. I'll try the online but need to know if I'll be paying for what I'm not sure of yet. And again, what medium is best for your online training? I need to know because I don't even have a PC and can't run high quality video calls with my device. And may also have problems with the business if it entails owning a computer set or using sophisticated devices. What I have is an android phone kitcat, nothing else. I'm broke like that.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Mountain Of Fire Allows Wearing Of Trousers In UK & US" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by Joemetry(m): 9:09am On Mar 22, 2018 |
jey4all: Trousers are allowed in the US and Uk because of the cold over there. Use your brain Oga use your brain first, so wearing trousers is sin and cryogenic temperatures makes wearing not to be sin right? Analogous to: Stealing is a sin but stealing when hungry is cool. and just for the records, trousers are both male and female outfits same as skirts. But the fluke that comes with religion wouldn't let you know this. And again, wearing fur socks can prevent cold better than wearing trousers if you are still of the notion that trousers are allowed because of cold. |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 8:03am On Mar 22, 2018 |
yesloaded: well, I only have my office in Ibadan. I've trained quite good numbers of people online and they are doing very well. If you can make it to Ibadan, that's good. If you can reach Lagos then nothing stops you from coming to Ibadan because Ibadan is not far from Lagos. Not me in person. My elder brother is in Lagos, works 247 and can't travel to Oyo state due to the job nature. Was thinking there could be a way he will meet you in Lagos. I am already talking to him about it. He says he can carve out 5 hours to meet up or address any issue and he is not sure that time will be enough to travel to Oyo, get trained and transit back. Can you proffer solution? |
Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Set To Run For Senate In Brazil (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 7:40am On Mar 22, 2018 |
I SUPPORT |
Romance › Re: Should I Accept Her Back After Several Months? by Joemetry(m): 7:35am On Mar 22, 2018 |
archintunde: After several months of break up for some reasons best known to her (cos i dint kn d reasons why she jilted me) she hurt me seriously...
Recently, she sent me a msg on whatsapp and started giving me some kind gestures which i interpreted to be a love gesture. She even told one of my closest friends that she still loves me despite our break up but she is in another relationship with another guy.
To be honest, I still have a soft spot for her but I'm still doubting her. . .UR ADVISE WILL B APPRECIATED PLS This one here don reach 18 years at all? You got dumped for no reason and now you want back? Why girls wey get banging skills DE make una disgrace manhood nah? TUFIYAKWAAAA I TIRE FOR YOUR BRAIN SELF.  |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 7:19am On Mar 22, 2018 |
yesloaded: Not at all but you can learn online through whatsapp. You can contact me on whatsapp Ahhhgg... meeting you is my most preferred and only option. I need to see how things work. You don't also have a branch in neighbouring Lagos? |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 7:04am On Mar 22, 2018 |
yesloaded: if you lives in ibadan or can come to Ibadan, I can be of help to you. I have my office here in Ibadan, I run both online & offline business. Chat me on 0 8 1 3 7 7 5 0 7 4 1 Oh... Far west. We are 13 hours apart, I am from the south. Calabar. Don't you have a branch office in the south? |
Business › Re: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Joemetry(m): 6:55pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Which online business can one start with N20, 000. I'll have to meet the anyone who wants to pit me through in person... This is all my suffer since January.  |
Politics › Re: Return Of The Abducted Dapchi Schoolgirls: PDP Reacts by Joemetry(m): 6:20pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
WAKE UP NIGERIAN YOUTHS..!
THESE WICKED RECYCLED POLITICIANS ARE PLAYING WITH OUR COUNTRY AND FUTURE..!
#iamANYbody |
Politics › Re: Ranking System Of Police And Armed Forces by Joemetry(m): 9:01am On Mar 20, 2018 |
BabaOwen: Constable sef get the blue camouflage
Which of those police rank be dpo? Learnt it's not a rank but an appointment conferred based on performance and competence of individual.  |
Politics › Re: A Youth As Nigerian President? Wait A Minute! by Joemetry(m): 8:36am On Mar 20, 2018 |
The youths must not swim in the same rivers as those who failed us.
Nigerian youths should make the best leaders if humans naturally learn better from their past mistakes.., I mean, we as youths really have a lot of work to do..! |
Food › Re: How To Make Creamy Coconut Milk At Home by Joemetry(m): 4:58pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
vinegurl: Yes dear, especially if you want the milk to come out very creamy, but if you want to use the milk for coconut rice, you will have to add more water to extract as much as you want; at least 1 litre will do depending on the quantity of rice you are making. Very helpful, thanks... More food related posts please.... |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambia Will Collapse Without Nigerian Professionals – Gambia Vice President by Joemetry(m): 2:00pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Nigeria led regional effort to force out their renegade president and here we are not being able to do anything about ours.
Tackle your halitosis before complaining of other people's morning breath. |
Food › Re: How To Make Creamy Coconut Milk At Home by Joemetry(m): 1:51pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
vinegurl: Sorry dear this is coming late.
For now I don't really have a standard cup for my measurement , most time i simply use my eye lol! but will sure get one soon.
A standard cup is about 250ml, I made use of this popular medium custard container which measures about 540ml of water. This doubles the standard measuring cup though. You know the coconut was quite much so I had to double the quantity of water to extract more milk. If it was just one piece of coconut I would used half of that same container.
For the salt challenge, it is best you add a pinch at a time and taste to check if you're OK , then add a little more to adjust to your very taste. You don't have add 1 whole teaspoon at a time especially if you are adding other spices like maggi.
Hope this was helpful. Very helpful. Used to think the capacity of that medium custard container is 1000ml. So all I have to simply do is use half filled lukewarm water of it if I have few nuts right? |