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RomanceRe: 5 Disadvantages Of Dating A Rich Guy by Joemetry(m): 1:38pm On Mar 16, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Let me disappoint you with my golden silence then.
grin grin grin grin


No vex oh.., even me I never get money too ohh!

You may not be a gold digger, making you the lucky few in the same league with; Oprah Winfrey, Alakeja, Theresa May, Queen B.

cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Disadvantages Of Dating A Rich Guy by Joemetry(m): 1:00pm On Mar 16, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Bill Gates is still happily married & so is that Facebook guy. Never heard news of them being wifebeaters. A person with anger issues will have them whether he is broke or rich. Being rich does equate to violent monster. In fact, the broke ones will be more predisposed to anger imo, because they're frustrated they're not driving around in a Porsche-O grin
Bill Gate's wife Melinda Ann isn't a broke ass, feminist, or under witty.

She acquired a degree in computer science, and to a very large degree helped in building the Microsoft you are hearing today, that is indirectly building Bill Gate.., Gate didn't just carry any classless feminist hoping to dig gold since she doesn't even have 'lead ore' he married a woman who has something to offer and has proven that with time.

Mind you, she was a hustler already contributing immensely to the progress of Microsoft before Gate met her.

She is from a rich family too ooo, but she still go do her hustle for Microsoft.



Facebook CEO's wife Priscilla Chan is Asian, she fine oh, but not to the height you may feel attracted Mark to her.
She has a medical degree, can't remember the type of medical degree though.

She met Mark in Harvard and continued dating him even when he dropped out. (Like say na una gold diggers, una for don run since him drop out from school).

She is an independent woman, a genus and beats high I.Q male students academically during her school days.

She no be gold digger, she has her own money, she was already with Mark before he got rich!

She helped Mark to be RICH!


I KNOW YOU WILL STILL HAVW SOMETHING TO SAY, GO ON...
RomanceRe: 5 Disadvantages Of Dating A Rich Guy by Joemetry(m): 11:57am On Mar 16, 2018
Lionessza:
LMFAO, exactly. I hate this notion that broke guys are good guys . What a bloody lie, broke guys are only humble because of their circumstances. Infact men who come from poverty stricken backgrounds tend to be the biggest oppressors when they finally " make it". I'm sorry but being used by a guy who gives me nothing but attention and jokes, would drive me to suicide grin. What lesson would I come out of the relationship with ? That I'm dumb? grin.
Then you can simply earn your money too...

It's that simple, I know so many miss independents that feel big shame and find it very inappropriate asking a guy to pay for their drinks or uber.

But una internet opulent women wey get no dime and integrity go always de set standards.

I blame some guys sha

grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 5 Disadvantages Of Dating A Rich Guy by Joemetry(m): 11:47am On Mar 16, 2018
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO true. Where does he get the nerve? Yho! When someone is managing you broke ass, you better stay humble grin
All these women for NL self!

Who told you being rich is only a masculine attribute?

Abi Operah Winfrey, Alakija, Beyonce and their likes be good digger like you?
RomanceRe: 5 Disadvantages Of Dating A Rich Guy by Joemetry(m): 11:47am On Mar 16, 2018
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO true. Where does he get the nerve? Yho! When someone is managing you broke ass, you better stay humble grin
All these women do NL self!

Who told you being rich is only a masculine attribute?

Abi Operah Winfrey, Alakija, Beyonce and their likes be good digger like you?
FoodRe: How To Make Creamy Coconut Milk At Home by Joemetry(m): 11:29am On Mar 16, 2018
vinegurl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtfVXuNv6k

Coconut milk has a very sweet taste especially if you extract the milk from matured fresh coconuts; it is packed with the sweet, floral and nutty flavor which is different from dairy product, it is slightly sweet and has a light creamy consistency. Apart from using coconut milk for cooking, you can also use it to condition your hair and to nourish your skin. If you are looking for a simple way to make coconut milk at home then
follow the simple steps bellow.

Steps on how to make coconut milk at home

1. Crack open coconut and drain out the liquid, use a knife to remove the coconut flesh form the pod.
2. Rinse the coconut flesh under running water if there is a need and cut into tiny cubes
3. Bring the coconut into a blender, add water and blend on the highest speed into a smooth paste for 1 minute.
4. If you don’t have a blender, break the coconut flesh into the size you can handle.
5. Use a grater to grate the coconut into a smooth paste and set aside.
6. Place the blended coconut in a bowl, add 1 cup of lukewarm water to it and mix with your hands. Pass the mixed coconut milk over a very
fine colander or cheese cloth to strain the milk. Use your hand to press out all the liquid from the strainer.
7. Return the coconut flesh to the bowl and add another cup of water to it and mix, then strain out the coconut milk.
8. Make use of the coconut milk immediately or store in the fridge for about 3-4 days.
9. Since there are no preservatives or fillers added to the milk, the fat in the coconut milk may separate on the top if stored in the fridge,
you can scoop the fat out and use for any coconut cream recipe. Always remember to shake the coconut milk before using.
Also watch this quick video to see how:
6. Place the blended coconut in a bowl, add 1 cup of lukewarm water to it and mix with your hands. Pass the mixed coconut milk over a very
fine colander or cheese cloth to strain the milk. Use your hand to press out all the liquid from the strainer.


Please what cup volume can one use?
This is very important.
1 litre of lukewarm water for the two processes or more?
Please enlightened me.


I want to learn how to prepare my own meals, I noticed it has more benefit to the health and also you can easily control everything about your nutritional life if you handle your cooking.

I'm currently 2/10 in cooking but ready to learn.
Can't quantify salt at all.........
RomanceRe: The Scarcity Of Male Virgins In Nigeria by Joemetry(m): 10:51am On Mar 16, 2018
phoenix17:
yes if u don't narrow it down to Penetration
This clearly shows virginity is feminine attribute.

No be so?
PoliticsRe: Unexploded Bomb Canisters Discovered In Adamawa Community (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 7:59pm On Mar 14, 2018
crazygod:
U call this bomb? undecided

Now this is a bomb cool
This is a grenade.
grin grin grin
CareerRe: Is NLNG The Highest Paying Oil And Gas Firm In Nigeria? by Joemetry(m): 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2018
Yhelay:
All of the companies train and send their staff for trainings.
I mean the company that employ you would also train you if there's a need for it.
Oh I see...

Including companies out of the oil circle?
CareerRe: Is NLNG The Highest Paying Oil And Gas Firm In Nigeria? by Joemetry(m): 1:51pm On Mar 14, 2018
Yhelay:
most of the special courses/training are done outside the country and maybe expensive for a new comer but with your B.Eng, if you get a job, the company can afford to pay for the courses (Production operations, Fishing, Basic reservoir engineering)
Thanks...

Again sir, please how does one know a company that will volunteer to fund these very expensive courses/training..?
CrimeRe: NAFDAC Intercepts 33 Containers Of Tramadol, Talks Tough On Drug Abuse by Joemetry(m): 11:51am On Mar 14, 2018
This drug is meant to be an analgesic.

Med/Pharma experts through more light please.
CareerRe: Is NLNG The Highest Paying Oil And Gas Firm In Nigeria? by Joemetry(m): 11:41am On Mar 14, 2018
Yhelay:
NLNG and NNPC pay well as govt owned but for private multinationals, Mobil pay is the banger... that's for the E&P tho, but for servicing, Haliburton tops the rank.

cc: Mrvitalis
Argon welding is the type of welding done in the oil and gas sector mainly.
Please sir, after your B.ENG what other certifications do you need to stand a better chance in having these cash wads jobs?

Just finished mech.
engineering.

Thanks...
CareerRe: Is NLNG The Highest Paying Oil And Gas Firm In Nigeria? by Joemetry(m): 11:31am On Mar 14, 2018
mrvitalis:
Lol

First of all nlng pay well but eleme petro chemicals pay higher

But honestly the big boys in the oil industry are not the permanent safe but the contract staffs

If you are an engineer get yourself IWE certificate tho expensive or you can go for CWEngr but are of same class but CWEngr is Way cheap n way more difficult

As a welding engineer you can earn anything between 800,000( who go even pay you that I doubt) to over $2k a day on a good contract
Abeg, his does one get all these certifications biko?

I am a mechanical engineering graduate awaiting NYSC.
help please...
RomanceRe: The Scarcity Of Male Virgins In Nigeria by Joemetry(m): 10:40am On Mar 14, 2018
phoenix17:
once a guy masturbates.... virginity is gone....
once a guy list after women or sex .... virginity is gone also
From your two claims, you're directly saying they're no male virgins...
RomanceRe: The Scarcity Of Male Virgins In Nigeria by Joemetry(m): 10:23am On Mar 14, 2018
TheUpsetGirl:
if we really need to talk about this, y'all can't complain about this. male virgins are really scarce these days. 70% of Nigerian males are not virgins, the rate at which these boys are becoming corrupt is unacceptable..... The Government needs to step up and enact some laws, boys promiscuity is getting out of hand something need to be done, which guys are the virgin babes like us going to marry now? huh sad
So you girls now fancy male virgins more than money and fast cars?

If there is any medical or even biological way of proving male virginity, you'll still choose a Yahoo boy with filthy money over the not so wealthy male virgin.
PropertiesRe: "10 Years After Leaving Home, I Bought A House" - Ghanaian Lady by Joemetry(m): 10:07am On Mar 14, 2018
Joemetry:
Is this why they say Mouth Gig is better than no job?

undecided
Nice job Nairaland, you now edit comments to suit you without ........?
PropertiesRe: "10 Years After Leaving Home, I Bought A House" - Ghanaian Lady by Joemetry(m): 10:00am On Mar 14, 2018
Is this why they say Mouth Gig is better than no job?

undecided
BusinessRe: Church Member Gives Nigeria’s Old £1 Note Used Between 1907-1973 As Offering by Joemetry(m): 9:55am On Mar 14, 2018
Please if you can still buy a commodity in Nigeria for N5, kindly send me your location so I can relocate.

ARISE NIGERIAN YOUTHS..!

To Save Nigeria...

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CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Davido And His Friend As Pupils by Joemetry(m): 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2018
Ask4diva:
Pls nairaland should make us view pple who likes nd share our comments, it will be more fun dat way.... Cc: lalasticlala Cc:MissyB3 Cc:Fynestboi
I just likes your comment and you wouldn't still know...

grin
FoodRe: See This Fire Wood Cooking Stove Invented By A Nigerian by Joemetry(m): 8:26am On Mar 03, 2018



The first car was a steam engine, and modifications were made with time,

Same with the first aerocraft, ship, etc...

We all can still remember Nokia 3310 can't we,
Can you compare it with what we have today?

so if you feel your engineering ingenuity is to only analyse and criticise inventions, then you are part of Nigeria's problem.

Brother/Sister show me what you have invented so far or simply improve on what the lad has done with his tactical and technical strength.
grin

BusinessRe: Femi Otedola's $350 Million Investment In Geregu Power, Commitment To FG’s Power by Joemetry(m): 9:31pm On Feb 18, 2018
Gerrard59:
You mean the same Germany that has seen electricity rates increased because of abandoning coal and closing nuclear reactors (the safest, reliable and most efficient renewable power source)? https://www.reuters.com/article/germany-electricity-retail/german-household-power-prices-at-record-high-verivox-idUSL8N1MZ30X

Nigeria as a developing nation that requires rapid industrialisation does not need unreliable sources of energy such as solar, wind or biomass. China, India, Indonesia etc. are rapidly constructing coal, thermal and nuclear plants daily, and yet you desire Africa's most populated nation to generate enough power for her citizens? undecided
Bro, people pay big money in this country without seeing 1kw a month and yet the tariff plan for electric is N25 per Kwh.

And again, how is renewable energy not reliable?
Blackout since yesterday and you feel the steam/gas turbines are more reliable?
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola's $350 Million Investment In Geregu Power, Commitment To FG’s Power by Joemetry(m): 4:55pm On Feb 18, 2018
Pesuzok:
how many MW can you generate from renewable energy?
Bro, as recent as 2014 Germany generated excess power from Renewable Energy Sources (RES) and was begging citizens to leave their electric appliances on for the safety of the grid.

With Solar, Biomass, Wind, etc which are all freely available here we can generate enough power for Nigeria.
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola's $350 Million Investment In Geregu Power, Commitment To FG’s Power by Joemetry(m): 4:47pm On Feb 18, 2018
nonye6194:
the way forward for sustainable power in Nigeria remains renewable energy sources.
You must be an engineering grad, student or a tech oriented fellow.

School them...
RomanceRe: Women, How Do You Feel When You Love A Man But Can't Tell Him? by Joemetry(m): 11:39am On Feb 17, 2018
trustyshoess:
Exactly! People are so obsessed with the Hollywood fantasy idea of "Love at first sight " which doesn't exist. It's the idea of being with that hourglass figured girl or that muscular guy that they're are in love with, not the actual person.
I totally agree with you
Na the simple truth.

So many sins/mistakes have been committed in the name of love...
RomanceRe: Women, How Do You Feel When You Love A Man But Can't Tell Him? by Joemetry(m): 11:09am On Feb 17, 2018
trustyshoess:
Most of the time it's not love. It's infatuation and lust. True love is built carefully and nurtured to grow. People just throw the word love around anyhow these days
When I say I can't just fall in love with someone due to their aesthetic endowments people interpret my sapiosexual nature to being emotionless which is wrong.
How do I fall in love with what I don't know in this wicked world?

Love can only be built and nurtured love doesn't just fall in place when you are attracted by her big ass.

No be so?
RomanceRe: Man Looking At A Lady's Wide Cleavage (Hilarious Photo) by Joemetry(m): 7:51am On Feb 16, 2018
bobokeshington:
I don't blame you. You're still a kid. You need to grow up.
I am sorry grandpa, my prayer is you gain more wisdom as you age...
RomanceRe: Man Looking At A Lady's Wide Cleavage (Hilarious Photo) by Joemetry(m): 7:49pm On Feb 14, 2018
bobokeshington:
About 99.9% of men go fall this one o.... Abi you no dey see wetin she carry ni??

Men are moved by what they see ....
So because your brain is enslaved to salaciousness you feel you posses the right indices to measure the percentage of men like you?
PoliticsRe: PDP Is Equal To APC.... ANY tells Youths to wake up from slumber by Joemetry(m): 3:45pm On Feb 10, 2018



I am pissed already, not only 'because these old men are recycling themselves but because they all have nothing to offer..!
Nigerian politicians are globally known for only negatives, high level of egocentricity and absolute cruelty to their subjects.
ABEG OUR RECYCLING BIN DON FULL, we don't only want to release space we want to delete the recycling bin totally since it has done us no good.

JOIN THIS MOVEMENT AND HELP SALVAGE THE SITUATION OF THINGS IN OUR DEAR NATION.

#IamANYbody



Jobs/VacanciesRe: Need Of Job by Joemetry(m): 8:04am On Feb 10, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
NOPE, purely for graduates, u meet ur target, u can become a full staff in 2 yrs. worked for my friend
Okay thanks...

Please share with me any opportunity that I fit in.

Joemetry150@gmail.com
0812 834 9313
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do This And Stop The Job Search by Joemetry(m): 6:17pm On Feb 05, 2018
henry49:
Before I start, if you make an average of $520 online per month, this program might not interest you.
Actually, this program is about clicking of ads, visiting of advertisers websites and watching of videos online. for all these tasks, you get paid $0.2 each. This actually what so many Indian students do, to make money to pay school fees.
I joined this program in August, 2017.I earn an average of $238 monthly working part-time.
I work with 22 legitimate websites that pay and no complaint from any member has been recorded so far.
please note that the internet is full of scam websites that don't pay: For no reason, they close your account when it's time for payment.
Don't waste your time and energy, get the list of these 22 websites that have been paying me for the past 5 months.
Get the ebook for only #3000[color=#990000][/color] and join immediately. PAY TO ANY OF THE BANKS BELOW
1. Diamond Bank
Name. ehirim chibuike henry
no. 0036329493

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name ehirim henry
no. 2028571610


After payment, send the details to the email ehirimbiz@gmail.com. I'll send you the ebook and get you started immediately
Note you'll make at least $12 the day you start!
You can as well give a trial offer and not claim to be genuine without prove of genuit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Need Of Job by Joemetry(m): 4:50pm On Feb 05, 2018
nicetboy:
Am a graduate of industrial chemistry. Reside @ 3-3 Onitsha Anambra state. Currently unemployed and in need of employment. I have a very good skill in paint production, painting and cosmetology. Am very humble and down to earth. Contact me via Nwaiwutochukwusamuel@gmail.com
Sister, apply in paint producing companies in Lagos.

Good luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Need Of Job by Joemetry(m): 4:49pm On Feb 05, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
if only u were good at marketing , u wld av rush 2 union bank near u, ask for CMO
. START WORK D NEXT MONTH
Please can someone due for NYSC in 12 months apply for this?
Thanks.

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