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Politics / Re: Photos From Chief Diepreye Alamieseigha Funeral Today by Joeoku78: 8:29am On Apr 09, 2016
That Alams died for a long time now, but until now they are talking of his burial. Which means he wasn't the one that died few months ago or he was dead but not completely dead as we knew him as a game changer who could perform magic of metamorphosis changing from one form of being to another. Is Alams truly dead? If yes his casket should be opened for nigerians to see his corpse. Those who knew Alams and his shadow would be able to identify him if he is the one that died before interment.
Politics / Re: Photos From Chief Diepreye Alamieseigha Funeral Today by Joeoku78: 8:18am On Apr 09, 2016
asha80:
They should open the casket make we see the body
I agree with you. That man is a funny man like tortoise. The coffin should be opened for nigerians to see if truly Alams of bayelsa is dead.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by Joeoku78: 7:52am On Apr 09, 2016
Its better you confess to your readers that you succeeded in marrying a prostitute who is unstable and is ready to check out for other men through her behaviour. She does that to see if any gullible man would signal her for fun and she would hurriedly comply by allowing the guy use her in your house without delay. Then subsequent meetings would be arranged to take place outside.
Send her packing she is not for you.
Politics / Re: Coffins Of Ocholi, His Wife And Son, To Be Buried Today (Photos) by Joeoku78: 1:43pm On Mar 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

You think they didn't say these prayers?
They said the prayers and still it happened. Sometime victims or bereaved begins to wonder about God's presence in such a bad situation.

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Politics / Re: "Tell Wike That I Will Attend Night Club In His Village"- Amaechi Vows. See Pics by Joeoku78: 9:16pm On Mar 13, 2016
The lion of Niger-delta , we are behind you.
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 69th Birthday Today by Joeoku78: 12:49pm On Mar 07, 2016
HBD to you my ebulient grammerian who speaks without mincing words and without mamarism in all the films he featured
That reminds me of'' things fall apart'' of Chinua Achebe this illustrious son of igboland acted that was tantalizing and scintilating.
Once again, happy birthday to one of the best respectable actors in the country
Politics / Re: Politicians Realigning To Form New Party- ThisDay by Joeoku78: 2:07pm On Feb 28, 2016
The citizens of nigeria have known the political bad eggs in various political parties. Let them form a new political party and registered by INEC and nevertheless nigerians will NOT vote for them and their new party. This country is getting acquaintance with genuine politics through learning process. We are politically knowledgeable as the country transcends. Looters and bad eggs that forms new political party shall meet her waterloo at the polls via universal suffrage
Politics / Re: Those Who Distorted 2016 Budget Will Be Severely Punished -President Buhari Vows by Joeoku78: 2:11pm On Feb 24, 2016
Yes your excellency, you are the type of president nigeria have been expecting to descend for governance since independence. Today we have gotten the type and its PMB. Nigerians trust you by your words you translates into action.
Your excellency sir, though past regime almost destroyed the economy of nigeria which you are rebuilding right now, but sir action needs to be expedited to ease the sufferings of the people. Nigerians are hungry
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Visits Okorocha In Owerri (pics) by Joeoku78: 9:18am On Feb 13, 2016
sdindan:
2019 on their mind.


But Rochas wil not win even coucilor election again.
Sorry for you. It is people like you that said Rochas will not win his second tenure and he won convincingly

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Politics / Re: Saraki’s CCT Trial Begins March 10 by Joeoku78: 9:49pm On Feb 12, 2016
mu2sa2:
Nemesis indeed for saraki. The guy is paying for all the financial atrocities he commited in the defunct societe general bank and as governor of kwara state. Nobody should pity him - he has no conscience when it comes to looting.
Yes Saraki has no conscience when it comes to looting as signifies by his control over the present kwara state governor. The robot governor has no say unless Saraki tells him on what to do and he does it.

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Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by Joeoku78: 10:10pm On Feb 05, 2016
Abeg me we clap for her for saving lives. But did she save her own life too? It's not easy having such a fine young lady as a pilot. I am truly enving her.I confess to love her

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Politics / Re: What Next for the Embattled Senate President, Saraki? by Joeoku78: 9:51pm On Feb 05, 2016
Saraki is not intelligent. If he were,then considering the dubious role he played as former gov of kwara in swindling a bank of billions and the embezzlement of his state fund, he wouldn't have used back door the grab the Senate president seat. He should have remained like David Mark in the Senate as a floor member and an observer. David Mark chosed to be calm in the Senate because he is heavily corrupt and does not want to throw stones in the glass house. Saraki defied APC decision to nominate one of its members as Senate president by using dubious means to clinch the seat with the help of opposition PDP members in the Senate thus paving way for a minority party member to become his deputy in the Senate which has never happened in Nigeria since democracy took took off in Nigeria.
Saraki is most likely loosing his seat as Senate president and to end up in jail.
No one can play in buhari regime and go home in hallucination
The political end road for saraki is a stone throw from now. Buhari is working
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nitel Pensioners Should Come In by Joeoku78: 7:28pm On Jan 18, 2016
naijaboy756:
grow up. Leave Jonathan alone
Whoever that destroys your source of livelihood has killed a generation of your family. Jonathan is one example. He must not go free in the massive arrest going on on those that have shortchanged nigeria through looting

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Politics / Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by Joeoku78: 6:56pm On Jan 18, 2016
divinehand2003:
Lol
I support this guy to the very end, all those Africans living in the US should return home to develop their motherland.
I would have shunned Trump and wish him failure but with your support of him coupled your reason for supporting him I wish the US presidential aspirant success. Let nigerians who have embezzled our money and established in America will surely bite their fingers and come back home for resettlement and development of nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nitel Pensioners Should Come In by Joeoku78: 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2016
Information reaching me through text msg says pre-verification exercise on the training of verifiers will hold on 28th and 29th of january 2016 (this month) in preparation for the final pension payoff.
For me this does not concern me (us) the victims/beneficiaries who are the ex-staff of Nitel/Mtel . What I will be interested to hear is the television and radio advert on mode of payment, centers, particulars needed for verification and dates of payment as was done in previous payments.
Jonathan and his gang of thieves in PDP buried NITEL and used our unsettled claims for his failed campaign and God rewarded him with clear defeat he suffered from.

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Politics / Re: ‘They’ Want To Kill Me, Ex-militants Leader Tompolo Writes Buhari by Joeoku78: 11:15pm On Jan 17, 2016
Submit yourself Tompolo to EFCC for questioning or trial by the court or face massive attack by the military which may cost you your life. You are the real criminal and corrupt man that believes in destruction to get what you want. Buhari is in power and you must be crushed.
Events / Re: 52-Year-Old Woman Marries In Salvation Ministry (Photos) by Joeoku78: 9:03am On Dec 21, 2015
What were they doing during their youths age? Does it mean that non of the couple had had issue(s) before. Are they divorces? These are questions begging for answers.
The implication of their union at their age is that they might not bear children or child that will look after them at their old age (when both would be walking with sticks and in some cases blind)
By the time his child gets to 35yrs when he must have started working after graduating from university his father had become a nonagenerian (90+) if God should let him to attend the age.
Politics / Re: INEC Postponed The Announcement Of Results Until 10am Tomorrow by Joeoku78: 11:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
[quote author=Seunaj05 post=40753882]#Jagaban - present
# Soldiers - present
Yet, PDP is winning this one!!
APC is testing the popularity of GEJ(the good man) in his home front. When Dickson is finally unveiled tomorrow, it will be yet another testimony that GEJ would have won the March 28th election but he only shed his power and paved way for peace. [/quote
You are talking rubbish. How do you compare a local election whose population is not up to 500000 registered voters in a state with national election covering 37 states inclusive abuja whose voting strength is over 55million with variation of ethnic groups. Jonathan is a complete thief and will never escape justice as far as APC and buhari are concerned
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Celebrates 55th Birthday Today by Joeoku78: 6:52pm On Dec 06, 2015
Get well and return the looted money you stole. Why are you running. That you have cancer that reflected on your body just five months your govt was defeated. in the general election. Hbd return our money whether you like it or not. Long live Buhari our great president
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Sniffing My Niece's Pants by Joeoku78: 10:57am On Dec 01, 2015
You are a jealous woman. You said your husband is a pastor. Do you expect a pastor to sniff your niece pants? You are not saying the fact rather you don't want your late sister's to continue staying with you. Do you think your pastor husband will take a second wife? Does pastors allowed to marry more than one wife? Come on woman, you are not a good type. Accusing a pastor for eyeing your niece is an indication that the man you married is not a pastor
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Sniffing My Niece's Pants by Joeoku78: 10:51am On Dec 01, 2015
Twaci:
First of all......ewwwwwww!

Now, i would advise you talk to your husband. Tell him the disturbing facts that you have noticed and is not comfortable with and hear his side of it all.

But if it persists, send her back to her mother to avoid stories that touch
God forbid. Your advice is tending towards destroying that family. It is not worthy of emulation.
Politics / Re: I Won My Election Clean And Clear – Mark Reacts by Joeoku78: 4:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
It is not true Mr Mark. You have never won any election that was clean and square in your state of benue before. Nigerians have known you for electoral rigging. PDP means rigging. If Jonathan had been president no court of law would annul your election. Today an appeal court has quashed your election. From Grace to floor and now to grass
Politics / Re: Diezani: "I'm In Pains, I Don't Think There Is Anything Doctors Can Do Beyond" by Joeoku78: 12:06pm On Nov 28, 2015
Buhari's ascension to power have been sending looters to their early grave. Woman return what you have stolen . I mean all that you have stolen and get relief of your sagging health. A clear conscience fears no accusation. If you are clean of all the allegations against you, why worry. You are not clean and at thesame time much worried about your health. You cannot use one stone to kill two birds. Return the stolen money and get well or chop the money and die in pains.

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Politics / Re: Diezani: "I'm In Pains, I Don't Think There Is Anything Doctors Can Do Beyond" by Joeoku78: 11:54am On Nov 28, 2015
Hiploko:
which kain yeye suffering.. APC should take her to court and jail her if found guilty. This woman almost ended fuel scarcity in Nigeria during her tenure. It was d best post-military era of no fuel queues in naija... Just say 1(one) wrong she did.
I pray for her quick recovery to account for her stewardship for nigerian nation. She is a complete thief.
Politics / Re: I Did Not Award Any $2 Billion Contract For Procurement Of Weapons - Jonathan by Joeoku78: 5:41pm On Nov 20, 2015
sameer1212:
You Id*iots are full of sentiment and hatred for this administration! Why can't You wait and find out who is telling the truth Mtchewww.
Thank you for given that tribalist what he needed.
Politics / Re: I Did Not Award Any $2 Billion Contract For Procurement Of Weapons - Jonathan by Joeoku78: 5:20pm On Nov 20, 2015
. Both Jonathan and
Dasuki must be brought to
book before truth comes out from their mouth. They are
enemies of our economy.
Enemies to nigerians. One
cannot face prosecution in
isolation of the other. Truth
cannot be totally visible in prosecuting Dasuki without
jonathan in the race
Both of them are parallel and pathological liars but one is more intelligent than the man that wears cow-boy cap always.
Politics / Re: I Did Not Award Any $2 Billion Contract For Procurement Of Weapons - Jonathan by Joeoku78: 5:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
Eruditor:
Both Jonathan and Dasuki are co-conspirators. Just that one of them is more ignorant than the other. I will give wailers a chance to decide which of the 2 is the more ignorant one.

GEJ was warned by 2 of his then service chiefs about the plans of Dasuki when he used fiat to ask the service chiefs to write a note of receipt stating that they actually did receive the military hardware- things they definitely didn't receive. GEJ told them not to bother as Dasuki had everything under control. Few days later, GEJ fired those service chiefs and left the one who played to the gallery. He even appointed him the CDS. This is the same man who on retiring confessed that the military had been under equipped since 2006.

Alot is yet to be revealed. GEJ cannot pretend he is oblivious of the goings-on in his government especially as it relates to the military and the war against BH. And If he decides to throw Dasuki under the bus, the latter will expose him as well as other service chiefs who were in on the act.

I will forever celebrate GEJs political decimation by the hands of Nigerians.
This is very interesting and believable to the core. Even no legal luminiary no matter how intelligent or crook he/she is can successfully defend jonathan or Dasuki over what transpired about weapons procurement. You are the person that said the truth. God bless you. Both Jonathan and Dasuki must be brought to book before truth comes out from their mouth. They are enemies of our economy. Enemies to nigerians. One cannot face prosecution in isolation of the other. Truth cannot be totally visible in prosecuting Dasuki without jonathan in the race
Politics / Re: I Did Not Award Any $2 Billion Contract For Procurement Of Weapons - Jonathan by Joeoku78: 4:38pm On Nov 20, 2015
Both Jonathan and Dasuki are parallel liars. While Dasuki says jonathan approves money for weapon procurements,Jonathan denies approving such large sum of over $2.5b but failed to realise that it was cumulative approvals that amounted to that figure within periods. Nigerians are not fools, and jonathan must understand that with his catastrophic defeat at the polls It is sad that nigerian ex-leaders that
stole money are not prosecuted
and sent to prison to die.
One day in this country
government must start dealing
with former leaders to serve as deterrent to future leaders
Politics / Re: I Did Not Award Any $2 Billion Contract For Procurement Of Weapons - Jonathan by Joeoku78: 4:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
kahal29:
Oga Jona, $2 billion dollars was not a single one-off transaction but a CUMULATIVE figure of arms purchases. Take note pls!
God bless you. Jonathan thought that he will deceive everybody with his lies but fails to realise that it is only the illiterate ones like his wife that he can easily deceive. It is sad that nigerian ex-leaders that stole money are not prosecuted and sent to prison to die.
One day in this country government must start dealing with former leaders to serve as deterrent to future leaders.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is The Symbol Of Democracy - Jimmy Carter by Joeoku78: 11:39am On Nov 20, 2015
Both Jimmy carter and Jonathan were one-tenure presidents and lost in their second tenure because they were bad performers. Who knows Carter in US achievements. What did Jonathan do in nigeria to earn re-election ? Nothing but outrageous looting of public funds along with those he gives free hands to steal because he fears them. A commander-in-chief afraid of his own people? Rubbish . Had he refused to concede defeat he would have been dead or in prison by now. So he loves his life and that of his family that's why he accepted defeat. He didn't want to behave like orubebe who didn't succeed to stop Jega from completing result announcement. He didn't want to die like African leaders that refused to concede defeat and were captured and killed.

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Politics / Re: SSS Ignores Court Order, Maintains Siege On Ex-nsa Dasuki’s House by Joeoku78: 11:31am On Nov 16, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
The undemocratic and dictatorial character of this Buhari administration is pathetic, annoying and anti-developmental. It is a shame that Nigeria has denigrated into a military-democracy under this accidental APC administration. We can't wait to send them out in 2019
Remember that it is the northern and western votes comprising mainly APC supporters that decides who becomes president of nigeria. Buhari will continue after 2019 till 2023. PDP is now known as south-east/south-south party. These two regions cannot elect a president of nigeria.
Phones / Re: 7 Ways To Reduce Data Consumption On Android. by Joeoku78: 12:30pm On Nov 14, 2015
depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.
Here is not the correct place to drop your sympathetic story. Go to radio house and besiege their premises with your problem to attract government attention.

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