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Religion / Re: "Ghosts Have Sex With Women Who Sleep Unclad, Making Them Barren" - Witchdoctor by joepentwo(m): 1:16am On Feb 17, 2018
I hope say dis ghost no d fvck men bkus i d sleep naked and am laying naked nw. grin

incase d baby ghost wan show, mk she cm physical mk i use ma longman p*nis drill am wella, put am belle, anybody wer cm ma way sef

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Six New Railway Line Projects (see Their Names) by joepentwo(m): 7:52am On Feb 08, 2018
Buhari got ma vote for 2019 bt i knw he will nt succeed.

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Crime / Re: Cultists Arrested During Meeting In Akwa Ibom, Other Criminals Paraded.Photo by joepentwo(m): 7:14am On Feb 08, 2018
biacan:
They should release those women biko..... they were just coming back from their runz business cool

u no read d part were women sold their baby
Romance / Re: This Young Couple's Prewedding Photo Will Make You Fall In Love Again (pictures) by joepentwo(m): 6:59am On Feb 08, 2018
See as d woman d advertise his handsome husband for sidechic grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Her 40th Birthday With Stunning Photos by joepentwo(m): 6:40am On Feb 07, 2018
LORDOFAFONJAS:
Chai! To fvck this woman they hungry me shocked

As she clean like this na just sucking I go they suck while she they give me hand job

you no see Olosho, na pesin wifey wer u want Bleep!

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Education / Re: UNIOSUN Lecturer, Sesan, Seen Flogging 200 Level English Department Students by joepentwo(m): 12:13am On Feb 07, 2018
Pesin lyk me wer gt winch for carry d Lecturer go flop for nite. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Khloe KokobyKhloe Goes Braless On BBNaija 3 by joepentwo(m): 9:48pm On Jan 29, 2018
pejuakinab:
smileyWhich station dey air this mojo? I must subscribe

OMOA NA NTA INTERNATIONAL I D WATCH AM
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Business / Re: How To Make Money On Facebook In Nigeria by joepentwo(m): 5:51pm On Jan 29, 2018
na shit😄 create facebook page gt 50,000 followers still nobody to sponsor yu
Romance / Re: A Sex Doll Joins Instagram, Gets Followers, Shares Photos With Her Man In Bed by joepentwo(m): 7:18am On Jan 26, 2018
holy shit! I wil never b part of ds even in ma nxt life
Family / Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by joepentwo(m): 10:44pm On Jan 20, 2018
Am nt happy at all! Why u no arrange urself a decent man jst fr sex or a sex doll.
Let me col d PoLice
Celebrities / Re: Chizoba Ejike Wears Nigeria Police Uniform At Miss Intercontinental World, Egypt by joepentwo(m): 9:40pm On Jan 19, 2018
flat mind...... beta dan ma sex doll grin
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph As 15-Year-Old Secondary School Student (Throwback Photo) by joepentwo(m): 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2018
with ha boi frnd grin
Religion / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Forgiveness As She Testifies In Church (Video) by joepentwo(m): 3:07pm On Jan 18, 2018
its her problem

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Iso Akpafid Kidnapper & Cultist In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Pics) by joepentwo(m): 10:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubongokon:
wat he demands is wat u give ...if not he will waste u


Ukanafun must go bak home grin
Crime / Re: Police Kill Iso Akpafid Kidnapper & Cultist In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Pics) by joepentwo(m): 12:44am On Jan 16, 2018
uyaima:
If na dat mumu be dat,i thank God oh.dat fool do i no go village (Ukanafun)


i hear say d guy d gv pipo letter requesting amount of money grin
Education / Re: Plateau And Oyo States Lead In Exam Malpractice In NECO Nov/Dec SSCE by joepentwo(m): 7:05am On Jan 10, 2018
God bless Akwa abasi Ibom state, am one of the candidate, i need only math.. grin
Celebrities / Re: Yvette Meurer Celebrates Her Birthday With New Photos by joepentwo(m): 5:32am On Jan 09, 2018
Were is the beauty?
SHe cn't be d most beautiful model in Nigeria, i av so many cute gals in ma street alone
Politics / Re: June 12, 1993 Election Results By States (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 6:44am On Jan 08, 2018
Abiola my only role model frm Nigeria, the man who had apathy for hatred, he will ever remain in ma hrt!!!
Politics / Re: 2019: APC Stuck With Buhari by joepentwo(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2018
I stand with Buhari 2019 grin grin grin
Romance / Re: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by joepentwo(m): 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2018
It's ur problem grin grin
Phones / Re: 6 Latest Nokia Android Phones With Prices And Specification by joepentwo(m): 9:05am On Jan 07, 2018
[quote author=Techipulse post=63842714]Nokia is back and better.

From basic phones to Java, Symbian, Windows, and now, Android phones. Nokia has never let us down.

The company recently announced the return of the legendary Nokia 3310, mother of all phones. It made the phone even stronger and better to suit modern times.



Now, the company is rolling out new Nokia smartphones to compete with other brands’ flagships, like the Samsung Galaxy phones.

In this post, I list the latest Nokia Android phones with their prices, specs, and features based on time of release, popularity, and availability in major online stores in Nigeria.

Take advantage of the comment box to let me know if there’s anything you’d like me to include in this post. I’ll try my best to do that.



Latest Nokia Android Phones with Prices and Specification


1. Nokia 2 Price and Features
This is a budget phone. So don’t expect anything spectacular from it like the other Nokia Android phones.

The body is a mix of both metal and plastic. I love that the display has a Corning Gorilla Glass protection.

The small ROM isn’t really a problem since you can expand it to get more space. But 1GB RAM might be too small for a heavy user. Multi-tasking and high-definition gaming may cause some lag. Overall, the performance is on the average as it did well on Antutu benchmark.

For a phone of this price range, the camera isn’t bad. The battery life is awesome; it powers your phone for a long time before you’ll need to charge it again.





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Nokia 2 Specs
General Features
 Announced October 2017
 Operating  System Android 7.1.1 Nougat (Upgradable to Android 8.0 Oreo)
 SIM Single or Dual SIM
Display
 Type LTPS IPS LCD Capacitive Touchscreen (16 million Colors)
 Size 5.0 inches
 Resolution 1280 x 720 pixels
 Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 3
Body
 Dimension 143.5 x 71.3 x 9.3mm
 Colour Copper Black, Pewter White, Pewter Black
 Weight N/A
Connectivity
 Network 2G, 3G, 4G LTE
 WLAN WiFi 802.11 b/g/n, Hotspot
 GPS Yes, A-GPS, BDS, GLONASS
 USB MicroUSB 2.0
 Bluetooth v4.1, A2DP, LE
Storage
 ROM 8GB
 RAM 1GB
 Processor 1.3GHz Cortex-A7 Quad-core, Qualcomm MSM8909v2 Snapdragon 212
 Card Slot MicroSD, Up to 128GB (Dedicated Slot)
 Camera
 Back 8MP, Auto-Focus, LED Flash
 Front 5MP
 Battery
 Capacity 4100 Li-Ion mAh (Non-Removable)
Others
 Sensors Compass, Accelerometer, Proximity
Price Range
Starting from₦30,000 Buy Now


You might also like: 11 Latest Tecno Phones Prices & Specifications



2. Nokia 7 Price and Features
This phone is unique. It’s the first from the company to feature a combination of glass and aluminum build. And also the first to feature a rear-mounted fingerprint. It comes with 3D glass technology and the frame is made of 7000 series aluminum.

The build is awesome and the design looks slightly different from the others. The screen is protected by Corning Gorilla Glass 3.

You may be disappointed that it comes with Android 7.0 Nougat out of the box. Don’t worry, the company promised to provide an upgrade to 8.0 Oreo.

Nokia 7 is a good choice for a rough person. The splash-proof prevents it from water damage. But don’t be too confident to allow it stay in the water for long.

The phone also features what the company calls dual side technology, which is also present in Nokia 8. It allows you to use the front and back camera to capture images and take videos at the same time. You can also use it for Facebook live videos.





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Nokia 7 Specs
General Features
Announced October 2017
 Operating  System Android 7.1.1 Nougat (Upgradable to Android 8.0 Oreo)
 SIM Hybrid Dual SIM
Display
 Type IPS LCD Capacitive Touchscreen (16 million Colors)
 Size 5.2 inches
 Resolution 1920 x 1080 pixels
 Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 3
Body
 Dimension 141.2 x 71.5 x 7.9mm
 Colour Matt White, Gloss Black
 Weight N/A
Connectivity
 Network 2G, 3G, 4G LTE
 WLAN WiFi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, WiFi Direct, Hotspot
 GPS Yes, A-GPS, BDS, GLONASS
 USB MicroUSB, Type-C 1.0 Reversible Connector, OTG
 Bluetooth v5.0, A2DP, LE
Storage
 ROM 64GB
 RAM 4GB or 6GB
 Processor 2.2GHz Cortex A-53 Octa-core, Qualcomm Snapdragon 630
 Card Slot MicroSD, Up to 256GB (SIM 2 Slot)
 Camera
 Back 16MP, Auto-Focus, Dual LED Flash
 Front 5MP, Auto-Focus
 Battery
 Capacity 3000 Li-Ion mAh (Non-Removable)
Others
 Sensors Compass, Accelerometer, Proximity, Gyro, Fingerprint (back)
Price Range
Check Availability Check Now


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please, where can i get dis fones?
Romance / Re: A Friend Found Anti-HIV Drugs In Her Boyfriend's House, Ladies Please Be Careful by joepentwo(m): 11:46pm On Jan 06, 2018
JohnieWalker:
It is a PEP drug for hiv prevention. Illiterates everywhere. Your bf is even literate to take it. This drug is prescribed for exposure to hiv risk such as unprotected sex. It is to be taken for 30 days and must be started within 72 hours of exposure to HIV risk...Doctor and medical practitioners, rape victims take it. Note it is free but can cost up $3k if it were to be sold..
take it easy or u co die young grin grin grin
check drugs.com for usage
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Killings: Dambazau Laughing As He Visits Benue (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2018
It's turn by turn.. It will soon befall them
Business / Re: How You Could Lose Access To Your Money In Nigerian Banks by joepentwo(m): 3:38pm On Jan 04, 2018
it really painful😩😩

Celebrities / Re: Meet Rasheed Ayobami Aranmolate, Tonto Dikeh's Doctor/Surgeon (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 2:37pm On Jan 04, 2018
ruggedtimi:
if this guy dey brazil or u.s him go blow scatter
d guy don blow!
Many pipo r in need of his service, even am goin for penis enlargement grin
Romance / Re: Photo Of A Ghanaian Bride And Her Dwarf Groom by joepentwo(m): 2:19pm On Jan 04, 2018
This man will need Lada to climb grin
Education / Re: RE: Fed. Varsities May Not Benefit From N10 Billion ‘universities Solar Project’ by joepentwo(m): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2018
God bless uniuyo
Politics / Re: Despite Producing Most Oil, Akwa Ibom Has No NNPC, DPR Offices - Governor Udom by joepentwo(m): 1:19am On Jan 04, 2018
I won't say anytink!
I trust our royal army "Niger delta avenger" they wol make d whole con3 suffer d rest grin
Education / Re: A Nairalander Visits The World's Coolest Library In China, Shares Her Experience by joepentwo(m): 1:08am On Jan 04, 2018
The lady is beautiful! The library is well equip and cool! But someone should explain the writings on the wall for me

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Education / Re: After Four Years In The University, No Certificate From Two Siblings by joepentwo(m): 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2018
I no gt answer o grin mk i start to pray nw so that God co see me tro

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Crime / Re: Car Thief Caught In Kaduna And Tied To A Pole By Mob (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 1:43pm On Jan 03, 2018
NaoSlay:
When are we Nigerians going to pass this stage of meting out brutal murder on people?
i don't tink they killed am, they taught im d wildside of life
grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: California Legalizes Sales Of Marijuana, Hundreds Queue Up To Purchase(Photos) by joepentwo(m): 10:07am On Jan 03, 2018
Finally pesin fit smoke in peace for d area.. grin
Wen will it happened like dat in 9ja

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