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Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 10:10am On Dec 31, 2017
gypsey:
Good! you will live long grin people who take Advice Always lives long
same with u bro...
U shall live too
Religion / Re: Praise God With Any Hymn/Song As 2017 Ends Today by joepentwo(m): 9:53am On Dec 31, 2017
i really like songs but i can't sing...smtimes i forget all d songs i knw.
Religion / Re: Praise God With Any Hymn/Song As 2017 Ends Today by joepentwo(m): 9:51am On Dec 31, 2017
orisa37:
God Himself will be our Security, Safety and Success in 2018 and Beyond in The Mighty Name of J.C. AMEN.



Amen..........'tear rubber'

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Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 9:49am On Dec 31, 2017
gypsey:
my friend! please don't do it again, next time you might not survive it.

it's no joke. what they are saying here is true!
new year! new tinks.
thank u
Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 9:47am On Dec 31, 2017
ajl:


Do you know what is called "chance" in life. Because you did it and nothing happened last time does not mean it won't happen another time. Situations that influence static discharge from mobile phones will surely vary for different cobditions.
thank u very much!
i was lucky for not been a victim bkus i av tried for more than 20times.
Religion / Re: Can You Boldly Testify Of God's Goodness In The Year 2017? by joepentwo(m): 9:41am On Dec 31, 2017
i tank God For Life....2017 was nt a gud one for me
Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 9:26am On Dec 31, 2017
ajl:


You can easily put this to test yourself. When next you are at the gas station place a call on your mobile phone while discharging fuel. Please see example of such an accident on YouTube. Be careful of all suspect scientific studies that are often funded by industry funded lobbyist.

But give the test a try and come back here to educate us on the result. About the Nigerian police, may be another avenue for extortion. But in a country of people that are largely indiscipline I will rather have the police extort a "stubborn goat" than have multiple people killed or injured and millions of property lost.

i have answered calls in the filling station, even when i want to empty into my gen. i used ma cell phone touch/flash light@ times.

it's just a matter of black markrt concution or village pipp@wrk grin
Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 9:14am On Dec 31, 2017
Cellphones do not cause petrol station fires Is it true that if you use a cell phone while filling up a car at a gas station, it could trigger a fire or explosion? Researchers at the Center for the Study of Wireless Electromagnetic Compatibility at the University of Oklahoma say there is virtually no evidence to suggest that cell phones pose a hazard at gas stations. The Oklahoma EMC Center, which recently presented its findings at a technical seminar, sponsored by The Institute of Petroleum in London, reported that there has never been a confirmed incident implicating a cell phone at a gas station anywhere in the world. The seminar was arranged to discuss the results of scientific research and investigations into this issue. "Our study was first initiated in 1999 to examine reports that cell phones posed a hazard near gas pumps, define and investigate the extent of the problem, and make recommendations as to what actions, if any, should be taken," said Glenn Kuriger, Associate Director of the EMC Center. "Our research, as well as the consensus of other studies presented at the London seminar, concluded that the risk is negligible, with virtually no evidence to even suggest a safety hazard." But what about all those reports circulated in the news media and on the Internet that cell phones had blown up gas stations? "I guess you can file them under the Urban Legend category," said the EMC Center's Director, Dr. Hank Grant. "The reported incidents are either hoaxes or have been incorrectly attributed to cell phones. There simply has never been a confirmed incident. "Why then do some cell phone manufacturers print warnings in their instruction manuals about not using these devices in areas with "potentially explosive atmospheres" such as gas stations? "I can't speak for the manufacturers, but the warnings may be the result of an outdated United Kingdom regulation that was set when wireless phones operated at powers up to 20 watts, as opposed to the typical power of 0.6 watts today," Dr. Grant explained. "The electromagnetic emissions from a cell phone are just not strong enough to ignite gas vapours. Based on historical evidence and expert opinion, we believe the risk of cell phones as a source of ignition is negligible." www.amta.org.au/articles/amta/ Cellphones.do.not.cause.petrol.station.fires

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Crime / Re: Making Calls At Filling Stations Is Now A Crime — Police by joepentwo(m): 9:10am On Dec 31, 2017
skyhighweb:
Electromagnetic Radiation The two-way communication between your phone and the network tower takes place through electromagnetic waves – invisible waves that race to the network tower and return to your phone in seconds! These waves have energy values in the range of 1.24 Megaelectron-Volts to 12.4 Peta- electronvolts. It is assumed that this electromagnetic radiation is a cause of concern; because they carry so much energy, they may cause sparks and consequently ignite gas, which could cause monumental damage in a place like a gas station!
#copied
nairaland.com/3805466/cellphones-not-cause-petrol-station
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by joepentwo(m): 2:56pm On Dec 30, 2017
on the 4th of August, i was still with my sister in the hospital, until when she gave up to death without saying anytink, dis has really affected my life in the whole year

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Health / Re: Doctor Olufunmilayo: "3 Minutes Is Enough For Sex, You Don't Need Drugs At All" by joepentwo(m): 11:08pm On Dec 29, 2017
Please remember, you are trying to make love, not drilling for crude oil. grin grin doc. U no try
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by joepentwo(m): 7:11am On Dec 29, 2017
mr. Dickson Don fall im hands.
Romance / Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by joepentwo(m): 6:58am On Dec 29, 2017
I dated 2017.. 1st January I wol gt a new gf 2018,,,,,, pls, dnt quote me, is nt ur problem
Romance / Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by joepentwo(m): 6:58am On Dec 29, 2017
I dated 2017.. 1st January I wol gt a new gf 2018,,,,,, pls, dnt quote me, is nt ur problem
Romance / Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by joepentwo(m): 6:58am On Dec 29, 2017
I dated 2017.. 1st January I wol gt a new gf 2018,,,,,, pls, dnt quote me, is nt ur problem
Sports / Re: Divorce: Emmanuel Eboue Is Broke, Suicide On His Mind As He Loses Everything by joepentwo(m): 12:07am On Dec 25, 2017
See wetin white toto cause you grin grin anywer u wol stil rise
Religion / Re: What Is The Attack Behind Witchcraft Pressing At Night? by joepentwo(m): 11:48pm On Dec 24, 2017
Dem d fu.c.k me everynight grin
ma boxers d wet, as if i do hard labor.
Abeg mk una epp me warn dem

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Crime / Re: Man Was Seen Having Sex In Highlander In Benue At Night & His Car Was Snatched by joepentwo(m): 11:43pm On Dec 24, 2017
Which kind con3 ... Person no co d Bleep free pussy agen in peace grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians Would Never “Go Back To Their Huts” In Africa - Trump by joepentwo(m): 11:39pm On Dec 24, 2017
Minemrys:
na fulani herdsmen dy go yankee?
na dem d build hut for bush,road anywer sef.. Na wetin Trump d take insult us b dat
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians Would Never “Go Back To Their Huts” In Africa - Trump by joepentwo(m): 10:57pm On Dec 23, 2017
Dis aboki nd Fulani herdsmen should sell dia cows nd build block house,,, d insult is too much!

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Celebrities / Re: What A White Lady Told Bizzyaski About SARS by joepentwo(m): 10:42pm On Dec 23, 2017
I almost died in d hands of ds jungle police call #SARS 2yrs ago.. bt d r eppful @ times, d clean ma area wen we gt cult war..kudos to dem..
If you quote me its ur problem grin grin
Celebrities / Re: What A White Lady Told Bizzyaski About SARS by joepentwo(m): 10:42pm On Dec 23, 2017
I almost died in d hands of ds jungle police call #SARS 2yrs ago.. bt d r eppful @ times, d clean ma area wen we gt cult war..kudos to dem..
If you quote me its ur problem grin grin
Politics / Re: Governor Umahi And Cletus Ibeto Inspect Innoson G-Guard Car by joepentwo(m): 10:34pm On Dec 23, 2017
Nigerian version of G-wagon grin
Family / Re: Lovely Photo Of Couple Kissing But Their Baby Does Not Show One Bit Of Interest by joepentwo(m): 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2017
She want's to see dem sex...
Kissing is boring
Crime / Re: Man Dressed In Suit Steals A Phone In Lagos After Distracting People (Video) by joepentwo(m): 10:25pm On Dec 23, 2017
D guy don capture all d sell gals
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Njemanze: "Without Good Sex I Will Cheat, Even If You Give Me All Money" by joepentwo(m): 10:19pm On Dec 23, 2017
Baby sex top our list all......bt we're waiting to hear abt dt super dick actor....

I reserve ma words to im, he's really strong...Thank God it mk u orgasm
Romance / Re: Stop! Don't View That Blue Film (porn) by joepentwo(m): 11:13pm On Dec 21, 2017
true talk

Sports / Re: Which Footballer Made A Shirt Number Unique To You? by joepentwo(m): 6:42pm On Dec 09, 2017
paulinho-15
Crime / Re: Lady Wears "I Am A Thief" Tag For Stealing Wines At A Shopping Mall (Photo) by joepentwo(m): 2:39pm On Dec 09, 2017
Everytink on her is stolen even her pussy
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays For Death Of Relatives “Blocking Your Way” by joepentwo(m): 10:33am On Dec 09, 2017
Dis kind of tink don weak me
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Poses With His Pet Tiger (Pictured) by joepentwo(m): 10:27am On Dec 09, 2017
I wol soon post ma pet snake
Car Talk / Re: Imo Black Cab: Innoson Buses Replace Keke In Owerri (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 9:20pm On Dec 08, 2017
obaataaokpaewu:
The drivers will remove the seat and construct their own. Those small Suzuki buses would be better.

Nigerian drivers got no chill

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