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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Welder Who Manufacture Locally Made Guns To Criminals In Akwa Ibom by joepentwo(m): 7:01am On Sep 15, 2021
Kudos to him...
I'm still searching for my special talent
Sports / Re: Ruben Dias His Girlfriend, April Ivy Breakup Over Lifestyle Differences by joepentwo(m): 2:23pm On Sep 14, 2021
So sad.. lipsrsealed
I will pray and fast for one week, they must reunite joor
Politics / Re: Three Bodies Recovered As Flood Ravages Abuja’s Trademoore Estate by joepentwo(m): 4:51pm On Sep 13, 2021
am serious man ..
Athemisia:

Ok send your account number and bvn
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akwa Ibom Completed Recruitment Of 1000 Teachers For Secondary Schools…photos by joepentwo(m): 4:48pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Politics / Re: Canadian Court Describes Nigerian Police As Murderous, Corrupt by joepentwo(m): 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Celebrities / Re: Uba Michael, UBACLE Group Boss Marries Wife Traditionally In Benin(photos) by joepentwo(m): 4:42pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Politics / Re: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by joepentwo(m): 1:10pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated And She Told Me, How Do I React? by joepentwo(m): 1:08pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Career / Re: I Have A BSc Degree And Want To Join The Army by joepentwo(m): 1:06pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Politics / Re: Three Bodies Recovered As Flood Ravages Abuja’s Trademoore Estate by joepentwo(m): 1:03pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali : ABC Invitational Women's Cup: Wed. Sept. 15th by joepentwo(m): 1:02pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Celebrities / Re: Dudu Heritage Is Dead, Bimbo Oshin's Husband by joepentwo(m): 1:00pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pls can someone help with a phone or laptop.
My business is down without access to the internet, I barely feed myself.


Location is Uyo... I Appreciate in advance
Family / Re: Christian Oluchukwu Nwodia Missing Person: Please Have You Seen This Guy? by joepentwo(m): 8:54pm On Sep 05, 2021
He resemble someone I saw in my dream all the same I wish him save return
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo Celebrates Her 31st Birthday (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 6:47pm On Sep 05, 2021
Idamond:


she go marry wen d time comes
Omo u get mind grin
Celebrities / Re: Uzoma Ohiri: Nedu Wazobia's Ex Wife Accepts Having A Child With Another Man by joepentwo(m): 6:28pm On Sep 05, 2021
Dis marriage something no be beans o grin
God help me
Celebrities / Re: Adut Akech Buys A New House In Los Angeles by joepentwo(m): 6:23pm On Sep 05, 2021
Congrat small girl with big God grin
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Ibrahim Kurami's Wife And Children by joepentwo(m): 6:20pm On Sep 05, 2021
Make una no dey rush this soup go reach everybody.
Politics / Re: Uzoma Emenike: Nigerians Should Post Positive Things About Nigeria by joepentwo(m): 6:17pm On Sep 05, 2021
Marley tell them o cool
Politics / Re: The Great Grand Plan To Cheat Sen. Akpabio…how PDP Major Witness Unraveled Plot! by joepentwo(m): 8:08pm On Jul 28, 2019
Samanza89:
I actually laughed when I read this, AKS is my state, so believe this nonsense at your own peril
all what you're hearing isn't cooked up but the pure truth..i voted for Akpabio, Emman Ekon and Buhari, we were advice to vote for Akpabio and other party for presidency and house of rep.. At the end of the day Akpabio won that polling unit with 3others my siblings voted but it was later announced in pdps favour at state level.

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Religion / Re: Church Of Satan Blasts Pastor Fatoyinbo Over Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by joepentwo(m): 8:42pm On Jun 28, 2019
All of these men claiming to know satan, if i nack small jaz now them go shout "JESUS"
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by joepentwo(m): 1:05pm On Jun 27, 2019
Suicide is an option afta all we'll die at due time.
Sports / Re: EPL: Wilfred Ndidi Won The Most Tackles During 2018/19 Season by joepentwo(m): 4:16pm On Jun 26, 2019

Soldier should sell Pogmeat and buy this boy

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Post UTME Form 2019/2020 Is Out! by joepentwo(m): 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2019
marvos:
my course is economics with 220 in jamb
with a perfect subject combination, clean waec result; You have a chance bro cool

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Post UTME Form 2019/2020 Is Out! by joepentwo(m): 7:21pm On Jun 25, 2019
SeekingHelp:

Mine is Law, Uniuyo. Scored 266. Hope I'm good to go?
yeah! I wish u all the best.
Education / Re: UNILORIN Post UTME Form 2019/2020 Is Out! by joepentwo(m): 5:57pm On Jun 25, 2019
marvos:
me just waiting to hear from uniuyo.please do fillus in when the time comes .THANKS
which course?
Crime / Re: Akwa Ibom: Two Dead, Three Injured In Clash Over Love Affair by joepentwo(m): 4:49pm On Jun 24, 2019
Even Chop I Chop follow die grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019: N60 Million Grand Prize For Winner. The Breakdown by joepentwo(m): 12:15am On Jun 24, 2019
finally dem go bring back dis shit
Politics / Re: Court Allows EFCC To Arrest Senator Albert Bassey For Money Laundering by joepentwo(m): 11:35pm On Jun 17, 2019
maybachmusic:
Lol

Akpabio making desperate moves


Your shame is just beginning

By the time we are done with you. You will forget you were once a Governor
wetin concern Akpabio for here?
Family / Re: Never Marry A Woman who Is Financially And Academically Ahead Of You As A Man by joepentwo(m): 5:03pm On Jun 13, 2019
Jmk9292:
That's when both are in marriage because of pressure..... Pressure arising from poverty on the side of the man.... Pressure on the side of the woman to be a Mrs..
grin with this kind sense make i dash you Ph.d grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League 2019-2020 Fixtures Leaked Online 24 Hours Before Official Release by joepentwo(m): 8:32am On Jun 13, 2019
myettiallah:
Man U with...... Daniel James ....rashford.....martial....
I pity for brighton oohh....
Who u wan mark for there sef...James wey dey run like okada
you don't mean it grin grin grin; D; grin
myettiallah:
Man U with...... Daniel James ....rashford.....martial....
I pity for brighton oohh....
Who u wan mark for there sef...James wey dey run like okada
you don't mean it grin grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Refuses Offering 'Of Millions' In UK, Says 'Give It To Your Neighbour' by joepentwo(m): 3:50pm On Jun 08, 2019
i like this man i only dislike the way people fall and vomit in his church. I cannot believe everyone is possess
Romance / Re: #WorldVirginityDay: What Is The Significance Of The World Virginity Day? by joepentwo(m): 3:41pm On Jun 08, 2019
Our girls are like no sex until marriage(NO SUM).
6weeks later you're not romantic, no love message and you even don't mention sex.
See am not a reverend sister, can't we just have sex? i can't control my feelings any longer and you'l just be ready to disvirgin for the first time as u insert your ping pong u see it was a high way, u remove it sharpaly and wear CD.
grin grin grin grin

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