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Crime / Re: "I Hired Someone For My Son's JAMB Exam"- Arrested Nigerian Mother Confesses by joepentwo(m): 7:03am On Jun 04, 2018
Aderewah:
Alex ekubor had just a diploma. Ramsey Noah had just a diploma. Yomi casual is a graduate of yabatech. I'm a finalist in oau. There's no day that I don't fell school is a waste of time. Rather than teach sense making courses like time management, driving etc, that are useful in real life, they are teaching library use, project writing etc for a full semester. Youtube videos are better than going to a Nigerian university. The sooner we shelve the "I must go to university" mentality, the better for this country.
omao! Na d certificate only grin

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Sports / Re: Foreigners Wearing Super Eagles' Jersey Proudly After It Sold Out by joepentwo(m): 11:18pm On Jun 01, 2018
Abeg mk dem wear am, wer i 4cari 40k go buy am nw
Romance / Re: A Lady I Met On Facebook Gave Me HIV – Nigerian Man Shares Shocking Story by joepentwo(m): 9:44am On Jun 01, 2018
Abeg no talk am agen, no b d lady juice infected u.. It's a cooked up tale anyway...
Happy new month NL
Health / Re: Brazilian Lady Born Without Vagina Has One Made Out Of Fish Skin - Pictures by joepentwo(m): 10:07pm On May 31, 2018
Sex doll in human body
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives The Super Eagles Team (PHOTOS) by joepentwo(m): 4:45pm On May 30, 2018
sunnysunny69:
Enjoy the two weeks holiday, see ya soon. grin grin grin

Croatia 2 - 2 Nigeria

Nigeria 2-1 Iceland

Nigeria 1-4 Argentina

abeg no gv me nightmare grin grin

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Business / Re: Secrets Of Making Money Online As A Nigerian by joepentwo(m): 4:28am On May 29, 2018
Dpredictor:
The first secret is the most important that people don't know.

There are so many of them, but I don't want copycat bloggers to have access to them. You can see how I achieve so much by visiting this page.

lalasticlala
u're a copycat too, c as ur site d go upandown.
Crime / Re: Michael Adiku On Offa Bank Robbery: "Why I Killed Over 20 People" by joepentwo(m): 4:10am On May 29, 2018
Dnt wori i knw d nigerian police, na pesin lyk u dem d nid... Dem go poison u
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Bobrisky? – Biography, Net Worth, Before And After, House, Facts (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 10:31pm On May 27, 2018
Dis gal, i min ds boy fit gt virgin* inside grin BT ItS All his/her problem
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Marriage Crash: A Lesson To All Men by joepentwo(m): 10:16pm On May 27, 2018
Every nigerian man shud 've a test of hrt brk b4 marriage... Nigerian women r total gamblinq, stake much nd loss, stake less nd win or void. I pity masef grin

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Sports / Re: Moses Ruled Out Of 2018 World Cup Over Injury by joepentwo(m): 8:27pm On May 27, 2018
Its dia problem
Religion / Re: Man Sent Out Of Lagos Church For Wearing This (Photo) by joepentwo(m): 1:22pm On May 21, 2018
Dis is happening in all d new generation chujes... I almost fought sm usher's last yr. For event were dem invite me.

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Sports / Re: Why I Left England For Nigeria – Alex Iwobi by joepentwo(m): 8:49am On May 20, 2018
Who's deceiving who. Abeg leave for here, we jst d manage u.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Sack Police Station In Port Harcou, Arrest DPO Over Murder Of Colleague by joepentwo(m): 9:33pm On May 17, 2018
IdeyFindWife:
Na now we nor go hear word, as you don do the same dirty thing you dey do civilians to una sef

Yeye pipu

And knowing Naija police, DPO go be one pot-bellied Nigga overweight as ish! I hope soldier-man drilling will teach him some sense abs compassion for the masses by the time they let his arss out of their cantonment! grin
those guys dem no d gt any chill.
E b like say dem don flog u b4 grin
Crime / Re: Nigerians Hail Abba Kyari As He Parades Benue AK47 Riffle Dealers by joepentwo(m): 11:40pm On May 08, 2018
Abeg i nid one to kill all ds fulani herdsmen for ma state
Travel / Re: 20 Most Ridiculous Overloaded Vehicles Spotted On The Road by joepentwo(m): 9:16pm On May 08, 2018
So we no overload for naija here grin

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Crime / Re: How 7 Men Tied & Raped Me Inside Gutter - Woman Tells Court by joepentwo(m): 11:11pm On May 03, 2018
After blood stained in his manhood/trouser. Wch one b pleaded not guilty Mk unah no do mk i commit jungle justice o
Politics / Re: Matt Hoye Compares Buhari's White House Reception To That Of Angela Merkel by joepentwo(m): 2:27am On May 02, 2018
papoudaupolos:
King Bubu of the North, the president of Nigeria and reformer of Africa,the killa of evil kanu and ipob tamer in general. First of his name.
wat r u talking?
Politics / Re: Atiku: Unlike Buhari, I Will Appoint My Cabinet In One Day If Elected President by joepentwo(m): 7:41pm On Apr 27, 2018
Abeg baba goan nd side down.
We dnt nid old men agen, we'r lazy already
Business / Re: Cheap Online Businesses In Nigeria You Can Start Today by joepentwo(m): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2018
[quote author=loverboys post=67056572][/quote] Our mumu don do.

No cm d lie to us anyhow, u want hustle for our head.
Business / Re: Cheap Online Businesses In Nigeria You Can Start Today by joepentwo(m): 8:51pm On Apr 26, 2018
Thank you
Politics / Re: Abuja Big Babes Fight Over Senator Dino Melaye After His Arrest (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 8:45pm On Apr 26, 2018
Is dat one news!
Mk unah leave me mk continue widt ma laziness
Celebrities / Re: Agnes Masogange Is Dead! Died Of Pneumonia And Low Blood Pressure by joepentwo(m): 9:14pm On Apr 20, 2018
Oh! See pussy wer jst gone!
Politics / Re: Senator Joshua Lidani Remained Calm While Senate Mace Was Stolen by joepentwo(m): 10:05pm On Apr 19, 2018
Is dia problem o.
Today rain no allow mk i co hustle ma tink
Webmasters / Re: Cambridge Analytica Shared My Own Data Too, Zuckerberg Says by joepentwo(m): 7:56am On Apr 12, 2018
Dis Facebook matter don tired me,
wen Eva i hear zurker bread or Facebook.
I dont feel happy for once.
How cn ma 7years Facebook account be disabled jst for ds Cambridge shit, even if dem post my data for Tv wetin concern me?
Events / Re: Onofiok Luke As Best Man To Kufre Okon, His Chief Press Secretary by joepentwo(m): 7:08pm On Apr 07, 2018
Nice!
Religion / Re: Pastor Philip Igbinijesu: "No PVC, No Communion For Church Members" by joepentwo(m): 6:25am On Mar 31, 2018
For im mind! Communion wer no the even belleful
Religion / Re: Pastor Philip Igbinijesu: "No PVC, No Communion For Church Members" by joepentwo(m): 6:25am On Mar 31, 2018
For im mind! Communion wer no the even belleful
Phones / Re: What Type Of Phone Are You Using At The Moment? by joepentwo(m): 10:49pm On Mar 29, 2018
Nokia 110
Politics / Re: Construction Of Ibaka Super Highway Leading To Ibom Deep Seaport Begins by joepentwo(m): 6:34am On Mar 05, 2018
Seeing is believing ! Let me wait nd see d magic.. I dnt believe ds New Akwa Ibom government.
Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by joepentwo(m): 8:55pm On Mar 02, 2018
Akpan and the smuggler

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Health / Re: Asthma - Causes, Symptoms And Management by joepentwo(m): 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2018
Onijagidijagan:

It ain't spiritual but it affects people that are highly emotional.

My asthma started when I was 8 years old. I remember I usually eat ice water directly from the freezer (which could be d causative agent)

At age 21 i met a friend that noticed my wheezing and tiredness he asked " Are you asthmatic"? I said No out of shame. he continued, and said he used to be asthmatic until someone introduced "bitter kola" for him and ever since then he has been cured from the disease. immediately I planned to look for it also.

At that time I did not know what bitter was, I looked for bitter kola till the age of 26 years before I found it from an old woman.

My brother, asthma is 100% curable all you need is just chew a single bitter kola every week and your asthma will become history.

This is my 8 years without asthma. I intentionally exposed myself to dust and I ate the ice that used to trigger my asthma but to my surprise is gone totally.

I also introduced bitter kola to a 19 year old female suffering from it she calls and thank me every time that she's cured ever since.

BITTER KOLA is just N20 in Nigeria and is the only cure for asthma but White people don't know it is because the plant only grows in west Africa and bitter kola get expired 3 to 4 days after being harvested which discouraged exporting the kola.
av been chewing bitter cola bt nt on daily basis, i wil gt enough bitter cola @ least chew once daily for three month nd c d outcome.
I believe i wol b cured.
Ma story is almost d same as urx

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Health / Re: Asthma - Causes, Symptoms And Management by joepentwo(m): 8:45pm On Mar 02, 2018
Am an asthmatic patient, i alws tout d ws cure, i wil try nd do good incase i die.

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