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Politics › Re: God Discovered And Made Me Governor Not You, Emmanuel Tells Akpabio by joepentwo(m): 10:28am On Mar 30, 2019

Haters should continue to hate Akpabio at the end of 8 years we'll know who is the best governor

Celebrities › Re: Meet Rema, Don Jazzy Adds New Signee To Mavin Records by joepentwo(m): 3:39pm On Mar 23, 2019

Big brother J.C pickup my call

Education › Re: Parents: We Almost Aborted Success Adegor, Now Her Video Has Changed Our Lives by joepentwo(m): 3:32pm On Mar 23, 2019

Ma own tori go soon sell

Health › Re: Side Effects Of AC (air Conditioner): We Should Watch Out For by joepentwo(m): 3:27pm On Mar 23, 2019

Is that all? Ma brother your reasons are baseless

Health › Re: Top 6 Causes Of Kidney Disease by joepentwo(m): 10:00pm On Mar 20, 2019

Hope coffe no dey involve? Were was all these sickness in the days of our ancestors?

Romance › Re: Top 5 Lies Women Tell In Relationships by joepentwo(m): 5:39am On Mar 15, 2019

All these things na story. When once you shower a woman with love and good sex be it your gf, wifi or sexual partner.
She'll ever ready to tell you the truth even her next lies.

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Romance › Re: Your Parents First Reaction When Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend First Visited You? by joepentwo(m): 11:04pm On Mar 02, 2019

They welcome her very well after she left mum told me she looks more like HIV patient, she even warned me to be careful with slim girls.

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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Talks About Losing The Election And His Wife’s Reaction To It by joepentwo(m): 8:33pm On Mar 02, 2019

After you wrote finish start all over and read

Career › Re: Eight New Year Resolutions To Grow Your Savings by joepentwo(m): 7:55am On Jan 03, 2019

I can't even finish it

Politics › Re: President Muhamadu Buhari To Flag Off His Presidential Campaign In Uyo On Dec 28 by joepentwo(m): 8:00am On Dec 19, 2018

baliyubla:
As if the Lifeless can survive the rigours of campaigns.

E go pain u tire when baba is elected 2019 > grin

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Culture › Re: Meaning Of The Five Lines On A Palm by joepentwo(m): 10:55pm On Dec 10, 2018

My own lines nah 3 and what of those Reverend fathers wia no d marry grin

Health › Re: Woman Displays The Burden Of Living With HIV With Her Family. Photos by joepentwo(m): 10:50pm On Dec 10, 2018

bedspread:
HIV is now moimoi Case....
Divine Healing Remains the only source of HIV Termination!

Find any The Lords Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement enter....
Walk out and go do your Test!!

Walk out free and die after few months grin

Education › Re: Nigerian Man Criticises Madonna University, Shares Photos Of The University by joepentwo(m): 8:02am On Dec 10, 2018

Some federal uni hostel make sense past DS shit hole

Politics › Re: Boy Places Shirt For Senator Akpabio To Walk On, Gets N500K To Buy New One by joepentwo(m): 11:22pm On Dec 03, 2018

Homeboiy:
Arranged stunt

God'swill dey give nothing like arrange stunt

Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Worst Ballon D'or Ranking in 11 years. by joepentwo(m): 11:07pm On Dec 03, 2018

happykidArotiba:
When he has had a 2nd best calendar year in his career, They are all Jokers... We fans know the two best players in the world for the past ten years and Prolly the next ten years

Business › Re: Profitable Businesses In Nigeria You Can Start With N100,000 Or Less by joepentwo(op): 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2018

Mercurypanther:
can you please explain what you mean by things have change.

I mean the price won't be same as 2015

Foreign Affairs › Re: Tiffany Trump Dating Michael Boulos (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2018

NaijaOlosho:
My kind of guys

Come home and meet beautiful black girls

White girls no Sabi the thing

Olosho no get level grin

Business › Re: Profitable Businesses In Nigeria You Can Start With N100,000 Or Less by joepentwo(op): 12:19am On Nov 22, 2018

Chukazu:
Please where can I get an affordable Sealing machine for Plantain as you mentioned?

Check online and electronic shops.
Note : things have really change now

Crime › Re: Esabienle Kingsley And Wife, Gertrude Arrested With Cocaine In Italy (Photos) by joepentwo(m): 12:30am On Nov 07, 2018

You don buy market

Politics › Re: Ambode Fights Back, Moves To Neutralise Mandate Group, Rallies Abuja For Support by joepentwo(m): 11:25am On Sep 12, 2018

It's their problem

Education › Re: Olumuyiwa Oludayo: Sex Scandal Covenant University Lecturer Chat Leak By Student by joepentwo(m): 11:15am On Sep 12, 2018

Nothing more than impersonation

Nairaland General › Re: Top 7 Things That Consume Nigerians’ Money Most by joepentwo(m): 11:12am On Sep 12, 2018

dangoteinlaw:
The rest is controllable but data, u just can't go without it. Imagine yesterday I tried subbing from my bank and it showed error at first, and worked the second time. Not knowing that mtn deducted the first and now I bought 2500# twice, I nearly wept!!! How could they have done that to me

There's love in sharing,
You can help a brother. �

Nairaland General › Re: Top 7 Things That Consume Nigerians’ Money Most by joepentwo(m): 11:09am On Sep 12, 2018

[quote author=Qdot8558 post=71127338][/quote]no talk again you dey lie?

Romance › Re: Man Gets Awesome Reward From His Girlfriend After He Made Unusual Sacrifice by joepentwo(m): 11:06am On Sep 12, 2018

dkronicle:
After chopping the egusi with better pando. In d nite you make sure you chop the kpekus with agbo jedi. I fit dey suck the bress, while you dey pound am

No com kill me grin

Sports › Re: Sure Single Stake by joepentwo(m): 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2018

SirCalito88:
Yes am a Nigerian. There are so many ways to fund it. I only used two methods so far, i used internet banking method (Access bank) and the bank card method (visa/mastercard/verve)

see screenshots below

Thank you
I have skrill, net teller account.
But how do we withdraw?

Politics › Re: Sule Lamido: I Am Atiku’s Senior, I Won’t Step Down For Him by joepentwo(m): 2:25pm On Sep 11, 2018

For which country??

Sports › Re: Sure Single Stake by joepentwo(m): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2018

SirCalito88:
Sir, can u Be kind enough to just drop the booking code (1Xbet code) for Any game u will want to post for some of us novice??
that will be easier for someone like Me.
Thanks

are you a nigerian and how do you fund your 1xbet account?

Crime › Re: Zambian Man Runs Out Of Church To Catch Thief Who Tried To Steal His Bicycle by joepentwo(m): 12:36pm On Aug 27, 2018

He is lucky for my area here dem for roast am grin

Education › Re: NECO Releases Results; 71% Score Above 5 Credits by joepentwo(m): 7:52am On Aug 21, 2018

wow! av made it finally...
1 English Language B3 GOOD 2 Mathematics C4 CREDIT 3 Civic Education C5 CREDIT 4 Biology C6 CREDIT 5 Chemistry C5 CREDIT 6 Physics C5 CREDIT 7 Agricultural Science C4 CREDIT 8 Economics B3 GOOD 9 Animal Husbandry F9 FAIL .

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Sports › Re: Sure Single Stake by joepentwo(m): 4:19pm On Aug 19, 2018

am in?

Sports › Re: Haiti Vs Nigeria: U-20 Women’s World Cup - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by joepentwo(m): 12:24am On Aug 10, 2018

Caseless:
just shut up and take your tribalism elsewhere. How many Hausa are there on the field?
What's wrong with the coach speaking Hausa? He spoke Yoruba in the first half, why didn't you complain?

Crime › Re: Michael Kayode Bamisaye's Last Facebook Post Before Committing Suicide by joepentwo(m): 7:25am On Jul 31, 2018

note: dat man knew wat he had done widt fayose d past years and he didnt want to wait for d kirikiri karma to come.

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