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PhonesRe: How To Remove Background From Any Image In Android by Joephat(m): 9:46pm On Jan 11, 2017
LA click LA go unclad LA your family ppl LA chain you, LA go psychiatric...

CelebritiesRe: Another Two Ladies Chained Liked Dogs Spotted In A Club In Aba by Joephat(m): 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2017
op is a Bjtch not a Dog..

a female dog is called a Bjtch and a male dog is called a Dog.....

Some ladies are Bjtches and I love how men are presenting them now.

quote me to say rubbish and amadioha and his friend Sango d god of light will make fist on your head..

make I concentrate jareee

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Joephat(m): 10:18am On Jan 09, 2017
you can take up teaching job, that's d easiest job in Lagos, Maths Teachers are hot cake...
NYSCRe: FG Plans To Stop Monthly Payment Of Corpers Allowance by Joephat(op): 6:09pm On Jan 08, 2017
Kaygee1:
It's high time Nigerian graduates stop relying on the government and create jobs through entrepreneurship. If this is true, then it is a wonderful idea by the federal government to encourage entrepreneurship by providing start up capital through bulk payment of accrued allowances....for your business plan, contact Kingsley on 07065730951 or WhatsApp
why should they contact Kingsley?

Kingsley should write his own business plan and succeed instead of looking for somebody to write for.
Romance4Bs Theory Of Marriage (prof. Jonah Onuoha) by Joephat(op): 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2017
According to Professor Jonah Onuoha in his lecture delivered to the final year students of Political science Dept, University of Nigeria Nsukka. There are four cardinal things that Young men planning to go into marriage should consider. they are..

1) Beauty: According to him, The saying that "Beauty is in the eyes of the Beholder" is absolutely Absurd. Maintaining that once you see a beautiful girl, you don't need a soothsayer to tell you that she is Beautiful. He used Ojukwu's wife as an Example. He admonished the students to take beauty into consideration before marrying any woman. So you can live happily and make beautiful children.

2) Brain: another thing to consider is the intellectual capability of the Lady In question, you must make sure you marry somebody who is educated.

3)Background: you have to check the family background of the lady, don't marry from a Peasant family that will ever depend on you for financial assistant as it will hinder your growth financially.

4) Behavior: check the character of the woman you plan to marry, the worst mistake a man will make is marrying a bad woman, if you're unfortunate to marry a bad wife, your life span can not go beyond 60years.

He finally concluded that one can not get this four quality from just One woman but if you're lucky to have 3/4, you can proceed with the marriage.

Now, which of the Bs do you think is less important?
RomanceRe: If You've Already Had Sex This Year "SHAME ON YOU" by Joephat(m): 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2017
I actually fvcked on 12am dot of 1st January 2017.... you can go ahead and shame me..

Jobs/VacanciesRe: State Security Service Recruitment 2017 by Joephat(m): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2017
deadline
BusinessRe: Photo Of A University Graduate Selling Moimoi (pic) by Joephat(m):
you go school finish, spend moni for project and Term paper, come come house go carry moi-moi dey sell....
if you had known that your dream is to sell moi-moi, why waste all that money in school?


ppl dey bring curse upon themselves shaa
NYSCRe: FG Plans To Stop Monthly Payment Of Corpers Allowance by Joephat(op): 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2017
this is a Front page material...... LA LA LA LA !!
NYSCFG Plans To Stop Monthly Payment Of Corpers Allowance by Joephat(op): 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2017
Copied as Received: BREAKING NEWS: The Director-General National Youth Service Corps, (NYSC). Brig Gen Sule Zakari Kazaure, has this afternoon appeal to all Batch A serving corp members over the delay on their December allowee payment. In his speech at NYSC headquarters Abuja, he said that; a new plan and agreement has been reach by the NYSC stakeholders to stop the payment of allowee on monthly bases, rather to pay it in bulk at the end of the service year. He further said; that the reason behind this decision, is to make corp members engage in other entrepreneurial activities that they could make money from and be independent and Carter for themselves than relying on their allowee, as was taught during their orientation program (SAED) at the camp. He therefore said that, corp members should stop expecting the alert of their monthly allowee and get to work. He further said that, the 2016 Batch B, will only be paid for 5months to enable them stand or get settled at their various places of primary assignments, after which, no more monthly payments till the end of their service year. He therefore appeal to corp members for any harm or inconveniences this development may cause, saying that the corp members and the Federal government will enjoy the dividends of the plan afterwards :http//channeltv/fridday12:30pm news.com.uk.ng
FamilyRe: Mother Drops A Funny Comment On Son's Facebook Pic: Make The Lips No Touch You by Joephat(m): 7:28pm On Jan 07, 2017
and everybody gave fvck here this time around

RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2017
brandydaniells:
but he can come to hers ...same thing were talking
Stays in a family house.
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2017
Nma27:
Go and read your bible
undecided
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 2:40pm On Jan 07, 2017
jonaifame22:
she'll take him for granted
serious? she is a born agn anyway not that kind of girl
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 1:03pm On Jan 07, 2017
Neyoor:
Don't do mistake of not agreeing with her terms or leaving her because of the stringent rules. Just keep in touch and watch how she will break those rules by herself. She will later fall inlove and succumb to your wants but try to respect her too by not forcing her into having sex.


She will later visit you. I have once been in such shoe
Thanks bro.
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 1:02pm On Jan 07, 2017
greatnaija01:
ASK YOUR GRAND PARENTS.... THEY PRACTICED IT AND IT WORKED.
undecided who really opened the gate for you?
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2017
Estharfabian:


Sucks for you....grin

meaning I should jump and pass rite?
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:41pm On Jan 07, 2017
0ubenji:
evry girl was damn serious before dey eventually open their legs and later get used to it..
Before u chop rice sef...u must boil am..
grin
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:40pm On Jan 07, 2017
jonaifame22:
The gal go they feel like obasanjo, at the boy's detriment
*Boy's detriment.

how do you mean?
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:38pm On Jan 07, 2017
Estharfabian:



Y'all could stare at each other. do things to one another. kiss, give head, receive Bjz and stuffs. but you just won't fùck. grin


REM.she said, she won't come to the house, which invariably means we can only hangout.
RomanceRe: How Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2017
0ubenji:
U can be naive sha.. Na today woman dey talk dat kind tin? What happens to playing along? grin grin grin Talk true..dis is ur first love.
She is damn serious, I just need to know how I can play along with her.
RomanceHow Does Relationship Without Sex Work by Joephat(op): 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2017
I met a lady who promised to date me on the ground that there won't be Sex and She won't Visit me so as to Avoid Sex..

How can this Work out?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Is In A Massive Recruitment Process. by Joephat(m): 8:53am On Jan 06, 2017
davydskillz:
Hi,
Zenith Bank is in a massive recruitment
process. Please tell at least one person in
your circle who may need the job. A
minimum of 2:2 from all disciplines is
welcome. Apply online here:
www.zenithbank.com/careers.aspx
Share to ur graduate ones.
Thanks!!!
I got to post primary and no other option was shown.. how do I proceed?
CrimeRe: Enugu Tailor Goes Mad And Unclad In The Morning After Opening Her Shop (video) by Joephat(m): 6:56am On Jan 06, 2017
is better you edit it and remove that Enugu there before amadioha in conjunction with Sango will fall upon you
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Brings Ijele Masquerade On Stage At Glo Caf Awards 2016 by Joephat(m): 6:46am On Jan 06, 2017
grin
CelebritiesRe: Singer Tekno Reacts To A Horrible Noodles Prepared By His Cook (pics,vid) by Joephat(m): 3:14pm On Jan 05, 2017
lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: Couple Release Provocative Pre-wedding Photo Showing Different Love Making Style by Joephat(m): 12:00pm On Jan 05, 2017
They no show my favorite style.. them still dey learn ni
PoliticsRe: What Kind Of President Would MKO Have Been If June 12 Was Not Anulled? by Joephat(m): 11:54am On Jan 05, 2017
just thinking what you're thinking too undecided
BusinessRe: Fire Incident At Afor Enyiogugu Market Mbaise Imo State - Pictures by Joephat(m): 11:47am On Jan 05, 2017
cool
FashionRe: Who Is The President Of Nigeria? Dr. Muhammadu Buhari – Miss Nnewi Contestant by Joephat(m): 11:46am On Jan 05, 2017
na why I asked this girl wey I dey eye weather she gets carry over to write and she said yes.. I dey fear oo

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