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LA click LA go unclad LA your family ppl LA chain you, LA go psychiatric...
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op is a Bjtch not a Dog.. a female dog is called a Bjtch and a male dog is called a Dog..... Some ladies are Bjtches and I love how men are presenting them now. quote me to say rubbish and amadioha and his friend Sango d god of light will make fist on your head.. make I concentrate jareee
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you can take up teaching job, that's d easiest job in Lagos, Maths Teachers are hot cake... |
Kaygee1:why should they contact Kingsley? Kingsley should write his own business plan and succeed instead of looking for somebody to write for. |
According to Professor Jonah Onuoha in his lecture delivered to the final year students of Political science Dept, University of Nigeria Nsukka. There are four cardinal things that Young men planning to go into marriage should consider. they are.. 1) Beauty: According to him, The saying that "Beauty is in the eyes of the Beholder" is absolutely Absurd. Maintaining that once you see a beautiful girl, you don't need a soothsayer to tell you that she is Beautiful. He used Ojukwu's wife as an Example. He admonished the students to take beauty into consideration before marrying any woman. So you can live happily and make beautiful children. 2) Brain: another thing to consider is the intellectual capability of the Lady In question, you must make sure you marry somebody who is educated. 3)Background: you have to check the family background of the lady, don't marry from a Peasant family that will ever depend on you for financial assistant as it will hinder your growth financially. 4) Behavior: check the character of the woman you plan to marry, the worst mistake a man will make is marrying a bad woman, if you're unfortunate to marry a bad wife, your life span can not go beyond 60years. He finally concluded that one can not get this four quality from just One woman but if you're lucky to have 3/4, you can proceed with the marriage. Now, which of the Bs do you think is less important? |
I actually fvcked on 12am dot of 1st January 2017.... you can go ahead and shame me..
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deadline |
you go school finish, spend moni for project and Term paper, come come house go carry moi-moi dey sell.... if you had known that your dream is to sell moi-moi, why waste all that money in school? ppl dey bring curse upon themselves shaa |
this is a Front page material...... LA LA LA LA !! |
Copied as Received:
BREAKING NEWS:
The Director-General National Youth Service
Corps, (NYSC). Brig Gen Sule Zakari Kazaure,
has this afternoon appeal to all Batch A serving
corp members over the delay on their December
allowee payment. In his speech at NYSC
headquarters Abuja, he said that; a new plan and
agreement has been reach by the NYSC
stakeholders to stop the payment of allowee on
monthly bases, rather to pay it in bulk at the end
of the service year. He further said; that the
reason behind this decision, is to make corp
members engage in other entrepreneurial
activities that they could make money from and
be independent and Carter for themselves than
relying on their allowee, as was taught during
their orientation program (SAED) at the camp.
He therefore said that, corp members should
stop expecting the alert of their monthly allowee
and get to work.
He further said that, the 2016 Batch B, will only be paid for
5months to enable them stand or get settled at
their various places of primary assignments, after
which, no more monthly payments till the end of
their service year.
He therefore appeal to corp members for any
harm or inconveniences this development may
cause, saying that the corp members and the
Federal government will enjoy the dividends of
the plan afterwards
:http//channeltv/fridday12:30pm
news.com.uk.ng |
and everybody gave fvck here this time around
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brandydaniells:Stays in a family house. |
Nma27: ![]() |
jonaifame22:serious? she is a born agn anyway not that kind of girl |
Neyoor:Thanks bro. |
greatnaija01: who really opened the gate for you? |
Estharfabian:meaning I should jump and pass rite? |
0ubenji: ![]() |
jonaifame22:*Boy's detriment. how do you mean? |
Estharfabian:REM.she said, she won't come to the house, which invariably means we can only hangout. |
0ubenji:She is damn serious, I just need to know how I can play along with her. |
I met a lady who promised to date me on the ground that there won't be Sex and She won't Visit me so as to Avoid Sex.. How can this Work out? |
davydskillz:I got to post primary and no other option was shown.. how do I proceed? |
is better you edit it and remove that Enugu there before amadioha in conjunction with Sango will fall upon you |
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They no show my favorite style.. them still dey learn ni |
just thinking what you're thinking too ![]() |
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na why I asked this girl wey I dey eye weather she gets carry over to write and she said yes.. I dey fear oo |
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