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CrimeRe: Human Meat Pepper Soup Somewhere In Nigeria by Joephat(m): 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2016
it should be in cross river state, Ugep to be precise, they av cannibals there...
Crime(MMM CRASH) A Man Hangs Himself. by Joephat(op): 8:57am On Dec 14, 2016
A good looking Nigerian Youth commits suicide over MMM Crash.

CrimeRe: Read The Original Story Of The Boy Trapped In Fence In Ondo, Nothing Supernatur by Joephat(m): 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2016
I buy this Land .......
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is Nigeria's Worst President Says Obasanjo by Joephat(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2016
jamace:
OP, stop lying. When did he say this? If you have a personal hatred for Buhari say so yourself. angry
pls stop taking Egbo is not good for you.

Egbo is a weed and an exclusive preserve of Buhari's cows..... pls.
CrimeRe: (MMM CRASH) Suicide Is My Only Hope Now, Help!!! by Joephat(op): 12:51pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nma27:
Only cowards choose that cowardly way out.. Una lucky say evil forest no dey township cos that's where they dump such peeps in to b devoured by vultures and d harsh elements.
So you no fit thank me for my humanitarian work?

Anyway, come and join me let's swallow

Crime(MMM CRASH) Suicide Is My Only Hope Now, Help!!! by Joephat(op): 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
I want to commit suicide on behalf of my friend who I warned seriously about mmm before he decided to provide Help of 200k with the money he Borrowed from ppl....
InvestmentRe: MMM Blocks Withdrawal Of Funds For One Month! by Joephat(m): 9:29am On Dec 13, 2016
Laveda:
cheesy Please don't die. cry
cheesy allow to die jare na me get my life but how can I commit suicide without killing myself please I need an idea.

they warned Me about mavrodi
InvestmentRe: MMM Blocks Withdrawal Of Funds For One Month! by Joephat(m): 8:53am On Dec 13, 2016
Suicide things on my humble mind..


how do I commit suicide without killing myself?

I don borrow money run this poo and to pay bk na problem bcz the owner of d money wan use em for Xmas.... goodnight nairalander
HealthRe: Nigerian Scientists Prove Efficacy Of Nano-medicine In HIV/AIDS Cure by Joephat(m): 11:01pm On Dec 12, 2016
Olosho on increase demand.....

Good to bang without fear or favour, no more soap or Vaseline... banging till infinitum
CrimeRe: Obasanjo Begs Nigerians To Help Police, Says We All Call Them by Joephat(m): 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2016
emmaak2:
Everyone should be careful during this festive
season,I don't usually share this kind of stories
but this happened before my eyes
Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an
aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed
him stay in the compound while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing ,while
he was fixing her slippers,he added something
inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him
the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki
without the aboki's knowledge....when he was
done he called her to come take her slippers that
he had finished stitching it,she came out of her
apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it
,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs
"don't put your leg in that slippers.
He rushed down and demanded that the aboki
should wear the slippers first but the aboki
refused ,one thing led to other and the whole
compound was alerted including myself.
We literally had to use force for him to wear the
slippers and immediately he placed his leg my
friend guess what.......
The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew
am well
Have a lovely festive period
is "Egbo" a weed or a plant?

if is a weed, then, desist from it bcz your brain is not fit for it. leave it for Buhari's cows unless you want DSS to come and raid your father's house and farm...

CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Baby Jamil Rock Agbada To King Sunny Ade’s Event In Lagos by Joephat(m): 2:36pm On Dec 12, 2016
fratermathy:
See Okpetu.
cool
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Baby Jamil Rock Agbada To King Sunny Ade’s Event In Lagos by Joephat(m): 2:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
[quote author=fratermathy post=51860348][/quote]is Egbo a Weed or a plant?

if is a weed then, is not good for your brain and kindly leave it for Buhari's cows or DSS will come for me.

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Youths Lets Unite. by Joephat(op): 2:12pm On Dec 12, 2016
waternogetenemy:
we want to mind our ethnic group we no want again.
And which Ethic group are you from?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Youths Lets Unite. by Joephat(op): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2016
Atiku2019:
OP This is 100% Corruption grin grin
Lalasticlala we need your input here please. '
And you are carrying Atiku2019 on your head like a gala seller...
I laugh you and him.

PoliticsNigerian Youths Lets Unite. by Joephat(op): 1:23pm On Dec 12, 2016
it was during my days in obubra camp in cross river state that I discovered that Politics is actually what's killing the Nigerian youths.

I had Hausas, Yorubas and other Tribes very close to my bed space. throughout our days in the camp we lived like brothers and more like Nigerians without minding our ethnic origins,...we share one spoon...and the Hausa guy, who was adjacent to my bed space was always privileged to be among the ppl who are selected to prepare and serve meal,...whenever we noticed that it was his turn. we will be rest assured that we will get more than one portion of meat in our plate.

Another case was the day an army man slapped a lady, if not for the help of other army men in the camp the whole Corpers had planned to lynch him and nobody actually cared if she(the lady) was a Yoruba or an Hausa lady.

Looking at all this trend, I will begin to wonder why we are always different when we are out in the real Society, immediately we leave such environment, we would suddenly discover that we are Igbos and others are Hausas or Yorubas.

if we, as youths can not start changing our ways, I am sure that this old ppl In our political echelon would continue to divide us, so they can continue to rule us..

We need united youths to avoid the same mistake we made in 2015 election in 2019 election.. we need to stand for ourselves and emancipate ourselves from any mental colonization..

Nigeria belongs to us the Youths!!
PoliticsRe: Sometimes It Is Better To Remain A Loser by Joephat(m): 12:47pm On Dec 12, 2016
The man feels nothing

if he feels the impact of the hardship melted on the ppl he would av been so confident to remove retarded ministers like Dalung and kemi.

He is just saving for 2nd term and I pray if God truly exist, he should make it manifest in the lives of every Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: A Heart Felt Letter To Jonathan by Joephat(m): 12:32pm On Dec 12, 2016
buhari can never die, Don't you know that he travels to n fro for health benefit?

my problem is that I supported that useless man and each time I hear ppl complaining abt hardship, I will start feeling guilty.


God knows I had good plans for all Nigerians
PoliticsRe: Respect Religion, Stop Making Movies That Glamourize Sex - Buhari Tells Nollywoo by Joephat(m): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2016
the only side I like watching in Nigerian movie that this dullard want to stop.

why is he always after punishing us na? is no longer hike in Data now is that aspect of nollywood that gives me joy with my Eva soap or vesaline in my hand....
FoodRe: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by Joephat(m): 11:38am On Dec 12, 2016
Is free here in Sambisa forest cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Replaces Olonisakin , Ibas As Service Chiefs by Joephat(m): 8:31am On Dec 12, 2016
Nigeria don tire me

pls how do I commit suicide without killing myself, I don't want live in Nigeria agn. I wan go abroad in my village
PoliticsRe: I Wonder What Will Happen To This Guy,if Buhari Watches This Clips. by Joephat(m): 10:44pm On Dec 11, 2016
magic melody knel down make I pray for you


may amadioha in relation with all the gods of Yoruba ppl strike DSS, EFCC and Buhari that will come against you in Jesus name, amen

bring the track two abeg

PoliticsRe: Finally, Army Advances Into Sambisa Forest And This Happens(pics) by Joephat(m): 10:11pm On Dec 11, 2016
my problem is this

why not allow this bokoharam to go to aso rock and burn it down instead of killing innocent ppl?

we av no need for that structure in abj and I believe a suicide bomber can do that.

with this the person will be sure of 30virgins bcz I will even dash him some of the virgins in my village
FamilyRe: Name 5 Things You Did As A Child During Christmas Period? by Joephat(m): 9:00pm On Dec 11, 2016
make I no lie, na for the middle of the Year I dey buy my Xmas cloth, when is cheap and I would hide it so nobody will see it until Xmas day...

I used to be very secretive, when my frds start bragging abt their new cloth I will be mute until Xmas day that I will av to show it off.

I wanted to commit suicide when my sister went to market and bought ordinary Jean for me whereas I wanted baggi jean with chain around it

Time flies shaaa!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Narrates How She Escapes The Tragedy That Struck Reigners Bible Church by Joephat(m): 8:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
so God saved her life alone and took the lives of more than 160 members of the church....

that's partiality, could it be bcz you're a celebrity?

PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bombers Who Struck At Maiduguri Market (Graphic Photos) by Joephat(m): 10:44am On Dec 11, 2016
God punish Lugard... He will never know peace wherever he is now....

is just crazy that I have this calibre of ppl existing among my ppl

PoliticsRe: Buhari’s ‘forgotten’ Ministers by Joephat(m): 6:45am On Dec 11, 2016
Even Buhari is forgotten too....

CrimeRe: Forgotten Story Of Robert Sandifer by Joephat(m): 12:14am On Dec 11, 2016
so now, you wrote the story for us to clap for him or cry for him?

that's how ppl go around reading abt crime and when they want to practice what they learned from such books, Lagos boys will catch them and lynch them...

PoliticsRe: Spy Recording Pen by Joephat(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2016
avenue to av more blackmailers......
AgricultureRe: Palm Farmers And Processors. Lets Get Grow Our Business On Whats@pp by Joephat(m): 5:11pm On Dec 09, 2016
xross:
palm oil production and farming is market that's got potentials. even the big players in the country cant meet local demand. lets work together and create market channels.

only farmers of plam oil,
processors of plam oil, palm kernel oil, palm kernel cake etc thanks

follow the link

https:///8ixAhrLVWIdJUj7tw0gkmd
07065404432

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