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Christianity EtcRe: Flood Destroys Property In Balogun, Lagos. Residents Go Into Prayers by Joeyfizzo: 4:16am On Jun 20, 2022
Totilopussylick:
These people are far from sense cheesy

Wait till the holy ghost send down more rain tongue

That time they'll know that this is not something to pray for cheesy

But to find a solution to it wink
let them keep praying..... clueless people
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Kaduna Catholic Church, Kill Three, Kidnap Some, Injure Others by Joeyfizzo: 8:37pm On Jun 19, 2022
Christians too mumu abeg....let dem keep praying to God to come down and fight for Dem....Muslims too sharp jare.....dey know Christians will say "God will fight our battle"...lol
CrimeRe: Naked Couple At VGC Were Under The Influence Of Drugs - Landlord Association by Joeyfizzo: 1:36pm On Jun 18, 2022
crown08:
what's with all this dark web. Don't really understand
browse abt the "Dark Web"
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Joeyfizzo: 4:53pm On Jun 17, 2022
Islandlady:
Nairalanders I need y'all mature advice on this issue, No insults tho

I have been friends with my male friend for over 11years now, so he is more like a brother to me! He got married 3yrs ago, But we live in the same district, I do visit them once in a while! And I usually bump into his wife at market places, malls or on the street due to the fact that we live in the same district.

My friend is hardly around for the past few Weeks due to the fact that he do travel for work. . .But recently I have been seeing his wife with a Man just about the age of my friend, I have seen them together at the mall for 3 times now for a period interval of 3 weeks, I usually dodge and escape myself so they won't see me! The last time I saw them together I took a sneak pictures of them, I don't know this man, I have never seen him when I visit them, he is not a family member! I have been curious so I feel I should call the attention of my friend to this and send him the pictures too!

Should I tell him about it or what? I am confused!
pls tell ur friend. Pls
CrimeRe: Naked Couple At VGC Were Under The Influence Of Drugs - Landlord Association by Joeyfizzo: 4:50pm On Jun 17, 2022
victorv12:
What does dark web have to do with it? Do you know the meaning of dark web? Just say he met her through a social media platform online or a dating site. When you're on a dark web, you are untraceable. And you need a special software and browser for you to gain authorization to the dark web.

Say no to drugs.
sir u don't know more than 70+ ppl that liked my post....thanks anyways
AutosRe: Airless Tyres Set To Go On Sale - Flat Tyres Would Be A Thing Of The Past (Pix) by Joeyfizzo: 6:14am On Jun 15, 2022
bibianna:
What will happen to our vulcanizers?
wat happened to those that worked in Savannah bank? Let's embrace advancement..... vulcanizers will find another tin to do
HealthRe: Left Leg Of This Lady Is Way Bigger Than Her Right Leg, People Mock Her (photos) by Joeyfizzo: 2:18am On Jun 15, 2022
I prefer d big leg
CrimeRe: Naked Couple At VGC Were Under The Influence Of Drugs - Landlord Association by Joeyfizzo: 2:13am On Jun 15, 2022
He must have met her in the dark web n invited her to Nigeria.
TravelRe: Yobe Deputy Governor's Son, Two Others Die In Road Crash by Joeyfizzo: 4:02am On Jun 14, 2022
SHINJA:
Are Muslims slaves to Allah?
yes ..that is why many are behaving like Cows
CrimeRe: Sit-at-home: Gunmen Shot A Man Dead In Anambra (graphic Photos) by Joeyfizzo: 9:40pm On Jun 13, 2022
Creamypie:
Ekpa Simon has to be repatriated by Finnish government. Nigeria government has to kick start the process. He just made a woman, a widow and children, fatherless
if Finnish govt repatriate him he is finished!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by Joeyfizzo: 4:38pm On Jun 13, 2022
Nonesense Super pidgins....Let them go and Jam Togo or Ghana....pscheeeeeew!!!!
RomanceRe: Closed by Joeyfizzo: 4:09pm On Jun 13, 2022
Preshieben:
I turned 22 today and I'm giving relationship another try wink
I've been single for a year now cool

I'm tall and slim, definitely 5'7ft....so I prefer a tall guy...I don't care if you're slim or Chubby,but just don't have potbelly and you must be capable in the other room kiss

From Yoruba or igbo..I don't want my Akwa ibom brothers again.( Dem Don too show me shege)
Drinks but doesn't smoke,
Loves the Lord and doesn't hit a woman.
Be hardworking and ambitious.
Lastly,you must be financially stable Incase we want to get married grin

Happy birthday to me Sha!!
If you're single and searching... please hit me up
inbox me. I'll tell u more abt me....let's see if it will work out. Cheers dear. Can drop my watsapp number if u insist.
RomanceRe: Too Much Clubbing Is Killing Me, I Need Help by Joeyfizzo: 2:08pm On Jun 13, 2022
KiNg0G:
Have been clubbing since I was 16 and now that am an adult it's getting worst..

Wednesday I club, Saturday you find me there... Sunday it's confirmed. This has really eaten my finances deeply being a night walker I can't just help myself.

I tried several times buying same drinks I buy in the club outside at a cheaper rate, vsop and the rest and keep them in my fridge just to keep me indoor during weekends like this.. No way! As soon as it gets dark the urge to go mingle around with different new faces, pick new figure 8 and probably get to meet new ballers in town always wins.

This is an habit I really want to let go, please clubbers how can I go about it?
I was like u...I was even worse. I got a job with the Navy and it all stopped automatically because I close late ... During the weekend I do left over office work....now am married with 2 kids.
FamilyRe: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by Joeyfizzo: 2:01pm On Jun 13, 2022
Do dey sell white man's sperm in Nigeria? E go cost o
PetsRe: This Little Bird Lost Its Way Into My Compound by Joeyfizzo: 12:12am On Jun 13, 2022
Na winch....KILL AM!!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Had Sex With Another Guy As Pay Back by Joeyfizzo: 8:02am On Jun 12, 2022
Fear women... If a girl tells u "that guy is toasting me..God forbid he is not my type" ... Don't believe her....she will f*ck him.... She's just trying to form holy n loyal when she's not
CrimeRe: My UBA Account Has Been Compromised Guys, Money Is Strolling Out Anyhow! by Joeyfizzo: 5:01am On Jun 12, 2022
dhtml6:
I later discovered it was a hack via paypal, my account was hacked but i was able to resolve everything, my bank was just clueless, let me not mention their name. In a saner country, I would have sued them and likely won too - but let me leave that one, it is a fight for another day.
nice guy. Heaven is ur destination. If it exits tho
RomanceRe: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Joeyfizzo: 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2022
Demigod22:
Your Dad was an intelligent dude. Only you know what fascinates you. My mom told me she knows she won't be involve in my decision making, I told her I will keep her informed but she is not going to use me as a bond for her friendship, I am bigger than that. Even my auntie that trained me don't decide for me.
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CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Hit With Facial Paralysis From Ramsay Hunt Syndrome Pictures/Video by Joeyfizzo: 12:35pm On Jun 11, 2022
His business....when he was healthy he was doing anyhow....he Shud go.
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Said To Your Face “I Want To Fvck You” Before? by Joeyfizzo: 12:24pm On Jun 11, 2022
Cypress042:
undecided Do something meaningful with your life, fucking isn't an achievement to boast of of.
na wa o! This is a social group.... People like u do worse in the dark .. hypocrite!
FoodRe: It's My Hubby's Birthday! See The Special Coconut Fried Rice I Made For Him (pix by Joeyfizzo: 12:22pm On Jun 11, 2022
ObaKlaz:
My girl can't even make proper Aboki-style noodles.

...But she sabi lash well well sha!


tongue wink cheesy
bring her lemme use preeq to destroy her vagina she will learn
CelebritiesRe: Ruger Rocks A Pretty Lady On Stage (Video, Pics) by Joeyfizzo: 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2022
So why was he forming holy holy when a girl touched his d*ck the other time...I even thought he was responsible.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Shows Off How Much He Has Changed Five Months After Leaving Nigeria by Joeyfizzo: 8:45pm On Jun 10, 2022
Senseless post. Senseless boy
AutosRe: I Finally Bought The Tokunbo E250 Ford Econoline For 1.4m (PICS ATTACHED) by Joeyfizzo: 3:15pm On Jun 10, 2022
Woooow! Na Juju u use? Oboyyyy....congrats bro....u can make ur money back with interest within 2 years of haulage business
AutosRe: I Finally Bought The Tokunbo E250 Ford Econoline For 1.4m (PICS ATTACHED) by Joeyfizzo: 3:14pm On Jun 10, 2022
Woooow!
CrimeRe: Evil Killers In St Francis Xavier Catholic Church Have Been Captured!! by Joeyfizzo: 9:28am On Jun 10, 2022
FlordFlorez:
Who is this thing? angry
y u dey vex...u are the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)...
CrimeRe: Evil Killers In St Francis Xavier Catholic Church Have Been Captured!! by Joeyfizzo: 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2022
FlordFlorez:
Yes, I'm currently in front of Olowo's palace with so many people in the palace. We are awaiting the arrival of the killers.
Goat spotted
HealthRe: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Joeyfizzo: 1:04pm On Jun 09, 2022
If she's nice n hardworking then marry her
CrimeRe: He Has Died But Still Opening His Eyes As 4 Cult Groups Clash In Ogun State by Joeyfizzo: 6:51am On Jun 09, 2022
They blast his coconut head . Hahahaha ����
CrimeRe: Liberian Man On The Run After Murdering His Girlfriend Over Infidelity (photos) by Joeyfizzo: 8:35pm On Jun 06, 2022
It can only be a Muslim.... Mohammed SAW I hail u ....see the monsters u and Allah created.
RomanceRe: My Trip To The Market With My Landlord's Son... by Joeyfizzo: 2:03pm On Jun 04, 2022
BoredBerry:
Just came back from the market... Went there with my landlord's son... This afternoon he saw me going out and asked where I was heading to... Told him... He asked if he could accompany me and I said yes! He was getting a few things too (a mop and buckets and so on...)

I've never spoken to him before... I thought he was an arrogant self-absorbed snub... Not my type... He's a few years older... I'm nineteen so he's between twenty one to twenty three... Very fair... Has curly hair which he dyed dirty blond but left the roots black... Pierced both ears... Dad is a police man... So it's insane he allows his son go out looking like a yahoo boy... grin

Anyways... He and I trekked a little... We barely spoke... I was extremely shy... grin

We stay in a very quiet predominantly hausa- fulani- yoruba muslim community... After some minutes we finally stopped a bike... He said we would ride together... I told him 'No'... I never tried that sh** with my exes and sure a as hell wouldn't start with him... But after waiting to no avail... I relented... grin

It was uncomfortable and extremely exciting! Being really close to cute guy! A lot of bad thoughts but I was also scared a neighbour would see he and I and report us to my mum... grin

We got to the market which is extremely disorganized! We split up... He went his own way to get what he wanted to buy... And I went to the stalls selling tomatoes and pepper and bought some onions from a mallam...

He and I met again... He asked if I was done so we would head back to our compound together... I told him I had to grind them cause the blender at home was faulty...

In the market... There's a section where yoruba women grind tomatoes or egusi etc... We got there... The lady I chose cause her engine was the cleanest started to tease us... My landlord's son is an aje-butter... He was choking turning red... grin

It felt good... Cause he was a bit humiliated which made me confident...

The woman asked if we were dating... I couldn't say no... Kept laughing throughout... He didn't say anything.... I think it's a good thing... He made it seem as though we were together...

We finished there... Started talking really well... He's funny... Smart too... Plus he's cute so I enjoyed us being seen together as much as being with him... grin

We went to a cold room to get some chicken... Nothing much happened there... He paid though... I refused cause I had the money... But I couldn't make a scene... We later spent the money on sweets and soft drinks... Which was fun...

His mum called... Asked him to go to his aunt's wine shop to get something... I didn't follow him cause it's already late... Went home alone...
do u mind fvcking him?

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