₦airaland Forum

ufuosman:
Carry machete dey go meet person wen hold gun and u no get anything like juju for body

Dat tin u smoke don leave u na

how u take know say him no get juju? Him wan test him juju ...e fail am

Mugu kept on holding the machete at all times after being shot. Idiot!

YinkaOlusesi16:
we are all leaving this country.

count me out ... You and who

Afamsi:
She must have been lying to somebody that she's a vagin

in the spelling of "virgin" u too lied

Kemadealadire:
Which Kain Kubwa??

dey der na....I stay in Kubwa...Except if na Kubwa village of Byazhin across u wan go find house ...there u can get a 2 bedroom for 300k sef...God don elevate us pass that level

Yes it's even cheap...in Kubwa a decent 2 bedroom is from 1.5 million...in FO1 area of Kubwa it is 2.5 million

Pls follow 'twins-love" on Instagram and see wat dey have become after thier dad left them and thier mum....now thier dad is begging them to return....he left them as babies. Now dey are super rich, build a mansion for thier mum etc

Oga calm down. ...take them both

15ssDRIVE:
look at the late guy trouser, looks like murder case....

oga him shit for body. Na coward! He cudnt hustle to survive

Me I can't marry or date a white woman..I can only Bleep and scatter thier hole

manofeverything:
Jehovah! are you me? My eldest sister lives abroad with her family and we’re close. But you see our 2nd daughter, AKPI! Whenever she visits when I still used to open my home to her, she’s family radio. She’s banned from my house & since her marriage crashed she has been avoiding me too so good for everyone.

She will add maggi and pepper and salt and garnish every story. She wasn’t yet married then. Puppet of all my younger brothers who tell her what to do & say. She used to do all you listed: the lies, spying, eavesdropping & even used to take pics of our fridge & food store and random photos of my wife & food she cooked & even random cartons of electronics we bought, she will snap and send.

And they had a whole group chat where she would share the pics & they’ll make fun of our life. Or is it how she brought jazz into my house which was how many things casted including their group chat where she even told them that she got jazz and they were hailing her as action lady. She said she brought the jazz to help me.
She saw a seer who said my wife is a witch whose only dream is to kill me so she has put me under a spell.

That was her last day stepping foot in my house. Someone that I was still paying for her uni at the time. Someone whose pocket money increased after I met my wife because my wife said university girls need more money & if she lives big she will be bigger than certain things.
The same blackberry I bought for her that year was what she used to snap my house. I paid her fees till she graduated & even stood for her wedding cos our dad is late but I will never trust anyone again with my home & peace of mind.

The only sibling that can set foot in my house today is my eldest sis & her husband and kids when they’re in the country. They accommodated my wife in their home for all her pregnancies & have earned the trust I put in them and they’re doing well for themselves, they dont beg me & i dont beg them, so we can open up to each other about highs and lows without worry. And the rest never liked her from the start but I felt since she’s the eldest & a girl, she wont care but since I’m first son, it’s my responsibility to hold the family together until they showed me cameroon pepper mixed with wasabi and I ran for my life.

Anyone who thinks third parties who you let into your happy life will be happy for you is delusional. If you win lottery today, only the ones that will enjoy the money will be happy for you, the more money they’ll get, the more happy they’ll be for you & the more they envy the one who they feel will enjoy most. If you have something good, protect it or ppl will take it from you. All they want is for your matter to cast so they can gather and fix you like you fix them when they scatter their own life so they can feel important.
Ask the poster if he’s doing better than his brother who he’s pitying now & if he will be honest, he isnt. I know ppl like him. Ndi ike nsi.

oh my Lord...this is too bad. The money I left in my elder brothers account before going for 6 months military Training was used in paying her tuition n upkeep in the Philippines were she was studying nursing without my consent. On finishing her studies I made sure she served in Abuja so she cud live with me and my family with my two little daughters....I never knew I was looking for trouble.....I used the Navy slot to make her serve in Abuja....she wanted to be above my wife...as per "it's my brother's house".... Started picking quarrel wit my wife upon the slightest advice or correction my wife will give her.... Making statements like " Blood is thicker than water'... And my dad was picking sides with her telling me that my wife is from a different family and that I Shud not let my wife know much abt me...someone I married with two kids o....hm. My dad forgot that one day my sister will get married too to another family.

Pls mind ur business. That is why I stopped my sister from visiting my house. She gossips to family and friends abt wat happens in my house and even add lies to it. She tells dem anything I buy for my wife, she eaves drop in our conversations etc

LINSAR:
Yeah confirmed that.

Navy was my choice but I gave up on Nigerian military.

eiyaaaa! Sorry, we are enjoying it

LINSAR:
Wow!
I'm sorry, I never knew navy had Lt.

a Navy Lt is equivalent to Army Captain which is a 3 star.

LINSAR:
Have you ever seen a lieutenant in the navy

The closest they have is sub-lieutenant.

After Sub- lieutenant is wat rank sir..... .......google is ur friend

LINSAR:
Are you Army or navy?

Navy

Komoscofield:
Then comes quadrillion, quintrillion,
sextillion, septillion, octillion, nonillion, and decillion.

lies...lies...all lies

In Nigeria na d person lawyer go steal everything.

LINSAR:
You don't have to lie to motivate bro

why Shud I lie bro?

Join the military if it's ur choice bro....My dad and elder brother tried controlling my life ....we don't talk anymore. I am presently a Lieutenant in the Navy...my dream Job

BeardedMeat:
If you want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

I love this

DOTian:
This is no more unknown gunmen thing. This is now obviously a gang up against the east. Unfortunately, Igbo elites are still drinking from that One Nigeria koolaid to use their brains.

Some people outside Igbo land who are desperate to dictate to the igbos are now hiding under the cloak of unknown gunmen to wreck havoc. This is the same people that killed Dora Akunyilis husband.

A war has been declared against the East in other to force the east back to 1970 and the sooner the Igbo elites appreciates this fact and come out with a solid response, the better for them .

useless writeup....Rubbish!

otipoju:
Pride goes before a fall. He has been really humbled. Someone that had scorn and disdain for lowly people and honest work come dey enjoy to dey clean toilet

Him body go do really come down now. No sex with a woman in about for over a year now.

no sex wit a woman but the men in prison will be sexing him.....anytime he bends to clean the bathroom they will bend prick in his yansh hole

Jamesbiodun:
He is a student in military school, once he graduate he will be a soldier with high rank

..lol....which high rank...he will begin as a private soldier excepts if he goes to NDA

God1000:
He's not a soldier


Its like calling this small boy below a MOPOL as well

he is a Soldier.... After NMS Zaria, exboys (NMS graduates) are absorbed into the Army as boy soldiers based on personal choice. They are mostly 16 -18 of age

It's the virgins in the Muslim heaven I pity for....thier kpekus go cry blood....

Sammy07:
Boss plz a friend just applied for Navy

I sent a pm Abeq boss kindly reply

Everyone that applied n meets the criteria will be invited for the exam ...the thing is that he should pass the exam atleast score 60 and above ...he will definitely get it. And he Shud be medically fit...because after he passes the exam he will be invited for physical screening and medicals.

Cypress042:
Nigerians should develop the habit of checking inns, brothels and hotels before declaring people missing.

To avoid things like this

and Motels

Thanks a lot... I myself learnt some few stuff here