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Y0ruba:
Exactly!

With all the brains we have yet we can’t use it for the right purpose.

Why can’t it stimulate national development?

Until then, intelligence is a SCAM.

Don't mind that oponu ayirada. Ori okere koko lawo, bi a ba wi fun omo eni, o ye ko gbo.

zabuur:
If u know d kind power those politicians get, ifa himself won't bother attack them not to talk of ifa agents. U know when u are warned not to "carry someone else's baggage on ur head and u hold ur own with ur hands".

U dey mind that idiat. Some politicians are fortified even more than Elebuibon. Nibiti modarikan, eyonu aye, ebe awon agba wa, u dey expect one herbalist to risk attacks on politicians who have enough money to do rituals.

yesloaded:
Agbero ni 'Ku gb'owo, arumaso no sigidi ru 'gba ose abbl



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Egbeji, I sight you!

ubunja:
mary her only if you are stupid enough to ignore God's orders
and be back on NL in a year with a regret thread.

I thought you don't believe in God. How come you know of "Do not be unequally yoked with an...?"

Nedfed:
I see no crime in marrying a Muslim gal.
We all are equal in God's sight

The problem is that her type will like to be allowed to keep practicing her religion while I practice mine. Besides, I won't like to force her cos I'm really in love with her.

Sapphire86:
Kpe ke le, kpe ke le, Arugbo je gbese, tani o san.

After analysing various specs I see in women, I always go back to her specs as the best...dark, she doesn't know that she is beautiful or so I think, gentle, she talks to me naturally as if she is married to me - ordinary sentence but the way she says the sentences has deep meaning to me alone. I secretly adore her. Now she craves my attention.

Stevengerd:
Like my dad do say, son don't put ursef in a tight corner... Hope the girl aint a fanatic??

She wears hijab but not a fanatic. She's is now kind of depressed because I'm not returning the signal

dollyjoy:
What kind of job is that?

A job in a Christian establishment... Relatedd to a pastoral job

I'm a Christian who must marry a Christian girl because of my job. I met this girl in a pharmacy shop. She's very intelligent. I thought that the liking I have for her is one-sided until she started throwing green light. What cam I do, please?

QueenDeborah:
Feb 2nd will make me 28 yrs in dis world. And u?

Aquarius thing! Getting a man won't be easy, trust me.

Obinovictor:
There is a huge possibility that you'll cheat on her if you marry her. But what do you consider as priority in your dream woman?

I want her to be sexy like those indian actresses, a fiery Bible scholar, trustworthy.

sirusX:
The Lord works in mysterious ways

The eyes of man can never be compared to what God sees

It’s recognizing that God has plans for you and he wants what’s best for you

I like everything about her apart the fact that she's not that sexy and not young. I'm older than her though.

Can God ask me to marry someone I don't find physically attractive?

She is of very good character, gentle, well suited for my career, but I don't find her sexy. I have a dream in which someone like her was described for as a good wife. Without hitting on her, she is now after me, throwing green light almost everyday.

Vanillaskin:
It hasn't been easy being 30+ well established and a single lady. Yes people will argue saying when you are making money and doing well in life, who needs a man?

Yes who needs a man who will try to control my life or one day turn you to his personal punching bag...

But still as a woman, no matter how hard you try to justify being alone is great because you have peace of mind, it never is.

I've been around a lot of great guys and I believe there are still many good men in the world but getting them to show interest is now a big problem.

I'm currently working with this guy who seems to be decent and I've tried to get him to like me but it's like he's picked up the signals I'm giving him but not interested or he doesn't understand my signals and I need to step up my game.

The weekend has come to an end and I have to go to bed, and it's so sad I don't have anyone to talk to about my weekend or a movie I just saw. All I do is work work work work work.

I doubt it that you can easily meet the right man in Lagos. I use myself to judge every other man alive. From what I have seen in this life, you will marry the exact type of a man you desire by rare coincidence. Your efforts will not change anything.

I'm very lonely, and always wish to be with a woman. Five ladies are always showing me the signs, but the only one I passionately like among them is a Muslim. And if I try going for her, it's a career suicide for me. Reason is that converting her to a Christian is not what can work for me; she should be able to compete with renowned God's minister when it comes to knowing God - I'm not minister myself.

alexialin:
That's the reality.

To be a single mum without the father of the child helping out financially and all other areas concerning the child ain't easy.

Single mums are trying. God will keep blessing them the more and empower them to take care of their children. It's not delightful situation to be in.

I hail them.


When ones bf will say, I can't wait for u to have a baby for me. I will just use one corner eye look am
You are not talking of. Marriage, u are talking of baby. Abeg swerve!

Na me, u wan put for trouble.

Are you no longer a feminist? You don't need a man. Simple

iLegendd:
Have you started, confused, or it's not your kind of trade?

I have written two novels before I joined. Now I'm writing a Christian book. I like that lecture about keywords, but I'll prefer someone helps me generate the keywords when I'm done with this book.

iLegendd:
Jogunomi1 and HeWrites. Are the two of you still in the group or have you been removed?

I'm in the room.

teamsynergy:
lol... u r excused.... it's really mind blowing that so many xtain radicals are surfacing these days... so if a woman is called by God, she should tell God to try his luck with a man?...

the part where she stated women ain't supposed to teach men got me....

You're very funny. She told you she is called by God and you quickly agreed that it's God that called her. Many demons are seeking expression through some men you call great men of God today. I know a prophet in my town. Whenever he is on the mountain ministering to people and it starts raining, the rain would not fall on the mountain but falling heavily on the surrounding land. The same man said he is the comforter that Jesus said he will send to the earth. He means he is the Holy Spirit. Is that one also called by God? Radarada

Testing

I don land.

pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?"

That's impressive! You have heard the sentence 'I like you' countless number of time. I won't add mine to the number.

HARDDON:
Happy new year Gee! Enjoy abundance, good health and divine guidance through the year.

Hello, bro. Your dating drills is a good read. Please I want to know if you learnt these things from books or experience.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do I look pure and worthy of being a saint?[/color]

The only reason why I want to comment in this thread is because I know what you are going through. And I want you to be okay.

Creating this kind of thread is a kind of your fetish. At certain points in the day, you would want people to insult you and you'll be okay with it. The fact is that such threads portray you as a toddler. At the same time, I can't say I'm better than you if truly you're in USA.

My advice to you is this: hit the gym in a bid to lose some pounds. The only snag is that once you look hot, the insults you so desire will not be coming your as before.

Y0ruba:
Oh well, I guess it depends on the location then.
Where I'm from, we use 'to, abala Esu'.
The question is where are you from or where did you learn that?

I'm from Oyo. I learnt it from oral tradition.

IamaNigerianGuy:
The ceremony has an air of anticlimax about it.
As @omonnakoda pointed out, the roster of those not present tells us as much as the list of attendees.
It is evident that there is an unseen power behind this title and a grand strategy being played out.

I tell you. Yorubas are sending subtle messages to Abuja.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
You must be a seer.
Better be prepared.

I tell you. Don't underestimate my Yoruba titans. They are sending subtle message to some quarters.

Y0ruba:
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Ogbo edan

Ogbo akokoniko

Ogbo ni ti alaworo l’otu Ife.

Gani wa gbo, wa tor; edan kii sha, oo ni sha. Wa pe lori oye, oye na a ye o; ipo apa to gun yi wa ja gbogbo ogun se nitori orikan ni ejo ni to fin le gbogbo omo araye, oni kan ni eja ni tofin la ibu, ori kan ni obe ni to fin ge gbogbo ohun ni age ja, apa ota, apa araye o ni ka o mitori enu obo kii ka apoti, enu igbin kii ka igi oko, wa ma yo ju ota lo.

To, abala Esu.

You used "To, abala Esu". I want to know the correct version because I usually use "To, abawon Esu.

greatnaija01:
oh your attitude is your casket ... i wanted to give you money and tell you about a church in Lagos that would actually help you and fix you up. BUT since you Talk this way. I see you do not need help. You relied on the bible for ages with a CLOSED mind. Your mind is deaf, yet you will not be humble to receive help. its well.

God truly knows those who are HIs.

I sent you PM

iLegendd:
Have you followed the instructions I sent you?

Modified. Are you the guy who messaged me a while ago asking for how to delete a thread on Nairaland? The guy who made us share the technique on this link http://www.wetclef.com/topic174.html?

I'm the one you introduced to that whatsapp group, but I'm not the one that asked about how to delete a thread.

greatnaija01:
oh your attitude is your casket ... i wanted to give you money and tell you about a church in Lagos that would actually help you and fix you up. BUT since you Talk this way. I see you do not need help. You relied on the bible for ages with a CLOSED mind. Your mind is deaf, yet you will not be humble to receive help. its well.

God truly knows those who are HIs.

Those I see everyday are not willing to part with their money and you think I will easily believe such help can come from nairaland that is literally populated with fraudsters.

I have passed the stage of doubting Jesus' existence because I have had encounters with spiritualists and satanists before. I witnessed firsthand the capabilities of my folks in African traditional religion. Satan himself sent me messages when I grew weary and researched deep into satanism. My grudge is why God just wants me to suffer. Note that I have also passed the stage of being vulnerable to demonic attacks. Instead of Him turning blind eye to my predicaments, He should simply call me home in peace.

As for the financial assistance, even if you want to lend me the money, I'm ready. I'm not in Lagos, and if the church can still extend their largesse beyond the coastal city, it's still my pleasure. Thanks!

It shall not be well with all of you from the president to the common councilors.

I passed by FRSC office in my area days ago and saw fresh guys doing screening.