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RomanceRe: Dating Pretty Girls in School: How To Survive Competition With Randy Lecturers by Jogunomi1(op): 9:50pm On Oct 08, 2019
pharrell8:
True...but u not attending lectures don't some lectures tk their attendance v serious
Friends were helping me write name for attendance.
RomanceDating Pretty Girls in School: How To Survive Competition With Randy Lecturers by Jogunomi1(op):
I witnessed first-hand the struggle between lecturers and male students about who wins the hearts or take advantage of beautiful girls in the university I attended. I will just state my experience with one of those beautiful, powerful babes in my school. If care is not taken, you may not graduate in cases where you fall in love with wrong, but beautiful girls in the university as some lecturers either lust after such women or try to take advantage of them.

In 2006 when I got admission into my school, my ex was two years ahead of me, but because of her CGPA that had suffered irreparable damage, she crossed to my department and started afresh from my level. She needed a brilliant student for help or advice so that she could graduate without a glitch. She is a daughter of one of those sub-kings with palaces in Ile-Ife. Flashy lifestyle with almost zero academic capability are what she's known for. She shopped for me and clearly stated why she wanted to be my friend. It would be hard for any man to turn down such a damsel. Helps I rendered include but not limited to standing in for her during laboratory practicals. Marks in practicals would be summed up to make your semester grades for some courses like that. She needed those helps because not all lecturers accept money for marks. I later found out that she offered sex willingly to some profs for marks. You would know when she gets A in courses in which even I, whose work she copied during the exam, couldn't get B grade. There were also saddists who would neither accept cash nor sex.

Then I fell in love with her. Our relationship became a talk of the department. Her friends told me she had professors who must not hear about the relationship.

How I survived

I was a very poor student in term of finance. I lived somewhere far way from the school area and couldn't afford transportation to the school most of the times of my stay in the school. I was only going to school for practicals, tests and exams. I can swear with the heaven that only lesson note I remembered writing is that of a lecturer who awarded 20 marks for a complete lesson notes for a particular semester. And I copied the notes. So, only my inner circle of friends knew that I was a bonafide student of the school. My matric number was unknown to many. Others saw me as a mercenary during exams.

My ex denied having a boyfriend when her profs asked her about me. When I caught her later that she was dating a lecturer, I didn't fight her, because a fallout with her may mean I wouldn't graduate from the school. In the final year, she gave me a laptop I used for my project. I wrote her project from A to Z and that of her four friends.

Her first project supervisor wanted to have his cut of the goodies. She reported him to her father, who in turn called some powerful lecturers to intervene. She was withdrawn from the said supervisor. Her new supervisor wanted to know who wrote her project for her from chapters 1 to 3 and who did the analysis of chapter 4. Chapter 4 involves expert analysis of ANOVA data generated by the supervisor for the whole project from the questionnaires submitted. The supervisor knew it was clearly beyond her ability. The lecturer changed her project topic when she refused to produce me. I wrote on another topic from scratch. And I refused to proceed beyond chapter three. She told me the lecturer did the remaining chapters himself when she settled him. Whether she settled him in cash or kind is none of my business. During my project defense, almost all the lecturers remarked that they never crossed my path until that moment.

There are some fights you can never win, and as a poor student, you have to be mindful of your future.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Can You Really Get A Wife Material On Nairaland? by Jogunomi1: 9:35pm On Oct 07, 2019
If you see a peaceful home, it means one of the couple has agreed to be stvpid.

Let me tell you this, all nairaland females I ever met are below average in term of beauty. One of them is very famous here.

Stop looking for wives online. Check your street or your church. Drops mic
CrimeRe: Invictus Obi Forfeits N280m To The FG by Jogunomi1: 5:41pm On Oct 07, 2019
dave4rella:
shocked
Because he's from igbo, that's Why they are rushing the money
Yet gansollar is walking freely and rulling a zombie state
This thing pain u well. I heard that criminals get chieftaincy titles in ur tribe. Awon ole gbogbo
PhonesRe: Where Can I Buy Phone On Instalment? by Jogunomi1(op): 3:45pm On Jun 25, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Or buy this 18K.....
I like these phones but I want a physical store, not online.
PhonesWhere Can I Buy Phone On Instalment? by Jogunomi1(op): 8:58pm On Jun 24, 2019
I want to buy a phone buy pay for it installment from my salary monthly. Do we have this kind of thing in naija?
PoliticsRe: See PDP Governor Looting State House Picture Attached by Jogunomi1: 11:07am On May 20, 2019
Ghenghen
PoliticsRe: UAE Security Operatives Grill Nigeria's Former VP Over Alleged Links To Terroris by Jogunomi1: 5:28pm On May 19, 2019
Ghenghen
PoliticsRe: Only 10 Nigerian States Economically Viable, 17 Bankrupt [see Details] by Jogunomi1: 9:55pm On May 14, 2019
VillagePipu:
Anambra is an abandoned latrine.
It's like you forgot that one person can have hundreds of nairaland accounts that you think reporting a post to attract a ban is an achievement. Time will tell.
CultureRe: Bode Thomas: How Nigerian Lawyer Died Mysteriously After Insulting Alaafin by Jogunomi1: 9:42pm On Apr 06, 2019
WisdomFlakes:
He was a prominent founding member of Action Group which was the leading/ruling party in the Western Region and he was Awolowo's bossom friend, before his untimely death. His death led the Action Group to dethrone the Alaafin, sending him on exile.
No wonder Awolowo too couldn't realize his dreams.
RomanceRe: Wife Gets Angry If I Don't Ask For Sex 3 Days In A Row by Jogunomi1(op): 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2019
ImaIma1:
So if business is slow for 2months, you will halt on sex until everything picks up? How does that sound to you?
My sis, depression can kill appetite easily na.
RomanceWife Gets Angry If I Don't Ask For Sex 3 Days In A Row by Jogunomi1(op): 10:09pm On Apr 01, 2019
Once I'm not happy, I won't ask for sex even when my wife is not the source of my unhappiness. But if I don't make a move 3 days in a row, she would start quarreling with me and everything. She won't ask for it but start fighting me unnecessarily.

Once I'm not happy as a result of business problem or any other thing that makes me sad, I won't touch her until I become happy again.

So, how can one satisfy a wife when one is not in the mood? Note that she doesn't want anything except the real DEAL. If I try mere play, she would insist on the main thing.

And times when I was in the mood and she wasn't in the mood, I simply mast*******
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Biro Sketch Of Albert Einstein On A Newspaper by Jogunomi1: 7:07am On Nov 23, 2018
Riqueleme:
Medium : Biro On Newspaper
Artist : Riquelme
Duration : 3hrs
Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist, who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics (alongside quantum mechanics)
Are you into children's books catoon creation? I wan to cartoon a book.
RomanceRe: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by Jogunomi1: 3:39pm On Oct 10, 2018
Boss13:
I’m sorry about your plight. I don’t know if you are newly married. That’s women for you. Ignore her during issues but ensure that your power and influence do not reduce in the family. It’s good you have increased your earning capacity- regardless of what you think she would be concerned. Most men do not understand that women have this innate insecurity or fear and sometimes such fears drive them to do inexplicable things.

Your wife would come around especially when she begins to see that you are truly committed in the marriage and when old age begin to settle in (laughs)- they all do.

Men know this - your wife or girlfriend is always thinking if this marriage/relationship breaks what is their backup plan. They will never own up, but they all do
Newly married! Yes, they have it in their subconscious mind the backup plans irrespective of the level of love in the marriage. I will advice men never to go into marriage without solid financial backup if they can't tolerate nonsense from women. My wife is very mature. But her being not tech savvy oftentimes smuggles misunderstandings into our union. For instance, she claimed to have sent me a message and I intentionally refused to reply. She ought to have set her phone's message setting to "show delivery report". She would have seen whether her message was delivered or not. Her message was not delivered, and I already texted her that I wouldn't be able to answer her myriad of incoming calls at the point in time, and should send message only.
CrimeRe: 32-Year-Old Man Rapes 78-Year-Old Grandmother In Niger, Damages Her Private Part by Jogunomi1: 12:05pm On Oct 10, 2018
Where's the picture of the damage? Damage assessment needed in a bid to quantify her compensation.
RomanceRe: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by Jogunomi1: 11:44am On Oct 10, 2018
Olifiz:
Do u know her family well, her upbringing, etc. is she older than u? I’m asking all these becos some women change when they get comfortable, wen they are married. So things like her upbringing might have an impact on how she will behave after marriage. U wouldn’t want to be in a marriage where ur wife doesn’t have respect for you because she’s richer than u. Then if u must marry her I think u should start looking for a better job elsewhere or being self employed. Still depends tho.

I can’t b accurate cos me sef still Dey single o.
He has to find another job or be promoted to her level. I'm two months older than my wife. She was earning better than I did 3 months ago. Today, I earn better than her. In our first fight, she was angry when I bought data with money in her bank account - giving her cash to save my trip to bank for lodgment - saying she doesn't like having cash in hand. During our second fight, she stopped cooking foods at home for family and refused to use anything in the house bought with my money. I was not worried because I had already started looking for a house I will once in a while go to whenever she starts her nonsense. After some days, she started crying profusely.
PoliticsRe: Is Ambode Paying For The Sin Committed By His Wife? - Opinion by Jogunomi1: 9:45pm On Sep 17, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Fashola is the best thing that has ever happened to Lagos... His first term though.
Lagos allocation was held back for years. It was restored during Fasholas time. This amounted to very huge money for development.
PoliticsRe: Ambode Breaks Down In Tears As APC Bigwigs Settle For Sanwo-Olu - Pulse by Jogunomi1: 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2018
Unik3030:
do u think the vote of masses count especially in Lagos which is tinubu own empire,ambode knows fully well that if he should move an inch from APC his political career is dead n gone forever.even when pdp was controlling federal with federal might n everything them no collect Lagos from tinubu or have u forgotten when he had issues with obj then
I like your analysis. What Tinubu wants in Lagos is not just money. He's trying to checkmate igbos and FG.
PoliticsRe: OsunDebate: Oyetola - We Don’t Pay Half Salaries, We Pay Modulated Salaries by Jogunomi1: 8:26am On Sep 17, 2018
Johnnyessence:
when the Aregbese the most debtor governor in southwest show up his debate in the second term, Abeg wetin he do in his second term. his second term tenure is disastrous. osun State people are not coward. osun State pensioners will protest again in this week over unpaid pensions and gratuities. over 3000 pensioners have died due to their unpaid pensions and gratuities. they were unable to treat themselves. Aregbesola is a murderer. that is osun state people knows him for. we will all see on September 22, that's liberation day for all of us.
Can you show me your pvc bearing osun number? I can show you mine. Empty rants on nairaland
PoliticsRe: 2019: Ambode May Withdraw From Governorship Race by Jogunomi1: 8:18am On Sep 17, 2018
Fuckingmallam45:
Boss Tinubu envisioned his role as leader to be that of a "watchdog" for the masses. So he did nothing wrong
Thank you jare my brother. They think Tinubu is after money. Tinubu took a man from a village of less than 5k dwellers in Oyo and made him a commissioner because the guy is very brilliant. He worked in Tinubu's firm as accountant.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Ambode May Withdraw From Governorship Race by Jogunomi1: 8:09am On Sep 17, 2018
AmazingELixir:
shocked

Wonders shall never end, thesame Ambode that is being touted as the best governor in the country online and especially by the the Tigers on this platform has suddenly become the proverbial rejected stone even by persons that sang his praises before this whole debacle began.

This episode speaks volume on the treachery inherent in certain humanoids, I give up on a particular set of Nigerians....if you know you know.
You should understand how Yorubas think. It takes thousands of action before we can trust an elder. Once trusted, we will trust his judgment any day. I'm conversant with dictates of Tinubu in Osun where I came from. We just love the man whether you like it or not
PoliticsRe: 2019: Ambode May Withdraw From Governorship Race by Jogunomi1: 7:59am On Sep 17, 2018
CSTR1005:
Otedola is dancing right now.

If he plays his cards right, he will relegate that kleptomaniac to the dustbins of history.

There will no power of incumbency to affect his chances, and he is far more popular than sawa-oli or whatever he is called.

But na wa for Yoruba people o.
I don't think you understand the Yorubas. Otedola has no electoral value. Lagos is strategic to the Yorubas and Tinubu represents Yoruba interest in Lagos. We see pdp as an enemy the day they started fielding igbo people as lawmakers.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Ambode May Withdraw From Governorship Race by Jogunomi1: 7:50am On Sep 17, 2018
Timil:
How did we get to the Politics of Godfatherism where a man or group of men decides who rule or who doesn't rule in the country.

This type of politics not only depict the level of political consciousness of Nigerians it also depict that Nigerians are not ready to free themselves from claws of the political class.

Tinubu under no circumstances has no audacity to decide who becomes the Governor or who doesn't become the Governor of Lagos State.

This same Tinubu enforced his candidate (Buhari) on a nation of 196mil people in the end it doomed us rather than redeem us.

Its disheartening we (Nigerians) have been too docile to the point that this unscrupulous men and women of the political class have possessed so much power to determine what becomes of Nigeria and yet we are sitting down, whining and dinning while this men and women are doing everything possible to get the nation in their palms.

Omo Naija Ronu e!
You should be able to differentiate between electoral value and imposition. Tinubu has only one vote but he can tell thousands of electorates to vote for his preferred candidate.

Retire him by making him lose his goodwill he enjoys instead of whining.
PoliticsRe: Delemomodu Admits Spreading FAKE NEWS About The "Account Freezing" Of Adelekes by Jogunomi1: 11:04pm On Sep 16, 2018
booblacain:
Mind you, Davido never said his account was frozen. People only assumed it when he said EFCC should go and freeze his account in the US. I do believe he wanted you to believe the rumor though by playing with your mind. He intentionally made a suggestive statement which led you to make your own conclusion.
You reason like a pro. Davido played a mind game in that tweet - neither denying nor confirming the freeze order.
PoliticsRe: 6 Critical Pictures From Ede APC Rally, Osun. PICS by Jogunomi1: 7:34pm On Sep 16, 2018
deomelo:
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https://www.osundefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Ede-Rally-Reaction-16-700x393.jpg

https://www.osundefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Ede-Rally-Reaction-3-700x463.jpg

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1. This is where the pictures and title came from

2. I saw pictures of huge crowd, but that didn't interest me, but the genuine love and support displayed by the average folks on the street did.

You got lost in translation, not m fault.

Btw, you want crowd, enjoy the huge crowd from the same rally. Eat your heart out.
Can we be friends outside nairaland? I like the way you promote APC. I'm from Iwo.
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Jogunomi1: 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2018
CharlyG1:
Happy Sunday People of God.

You are all blessed in Jesus Name. Amen smiley
Bro, can you still see into the spirit realm cos I need your help.

I was born with a strange spiritual power. I confirmed this from various sources including Satan himself. But I'm a very strong Christian. Satan has a way of sending messages to me. I dared him on many occasions and he said he can never attack me but will keep attacking my finance unless I become a priest of a certain god. He has always been successful attacking my finances despite my strong prayer life. What do I do?
PoliticsRe: Presidency Releases ‘checklist’ On Killings Under PDP by Jogunomi1: 10:09pm On Jun 28, 2018
thesolutions:
Those who are wont want to do so should have change of hearts, or lose their very humanity.”



APC and Fulani herdsmen must be synonymous.

What a threat.
Olodo ni e, that usage (wont) is correct.
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Like Kissing by Jogunomi1(op):
highqueen:
mmmm,go and treat mouth odour.
Mouth odor ko, leg odor ni


ImaIma1:
It could be the way you kiss...maybe the type that has saliva all over the place whole kissing or too aggressive.

Or it could just be that she is the problem and jist doesn't enjoy kissing.

Whatever the case, please talk to her instead of us
I'm good at kissing. She has never allowed kissing since we started. Some are saying maybe she's not into me; it's a lie. I'm even looking for a way to please her excess demand for sex.
RomanceMy Wife Doesn't Like Kissing by Jogunomi1(op): 9:25pm On Jun 24, 2018
Kissing is the first thing I like in romance, but my wife doesn't like it. She ticks most of all other boxes.

I forced her to start brushing her mouth twice daily like I do so that she can have a fresher breath and probably grow passion for kissing but she doesn't still.

Is there a solution to this?
RomanceRe: Please Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Fish Like Smell Pussy? by Jogunomi1:
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CrimeRe: Prostitutes Arrested In Borno As Task Force Officials Raid Hotels (Photos) by Jogunomi1: 10:26am On May 30, 2018
Osus

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