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PoliticsRe: Wike Bans Street Trading And Hawking In Abuja by Johel(m): 8:03am On Aug 23, 2023
Islie:
People Selling Corn, Others In Abuja Are Responsible For Insecurity In Nigeria's Capital —FCT Minister, Wike




https://saharareporters.com/2023/08/22/people-selling-corn-others-abuja-are-responsible-insecurity-nigerias-capital-fct
Him don be abj governor?
HealthRe: How Soon Does Lab Test Detect HIV Infection After Being Exposed? by Johel(m): 2:44pm On Aug 22, 2023
omejeb:
we just met and had unprotected sex..i barely know her
Bro... please for the fear of HIV, never try unprotected sex with a complete stranger,and if you want to,get a strong antibiotics down so you can take few minutes after sex.

Secondly, observe your genitals for 2 weeks after sex.

HIV is the deadliest and most brutal disease there is.
TravelRe: If You Had ₦6M, Would You Japa Or Open A Business In Nigeria? by Johel(m): 2:41pm On Aug 22, 2023
nkemjacob2:
For me I don't see Japa as means of breakthrough. I would rather build a business. I know how poor the economy is but Japa isn't my thing

State your reason why you will Japa or build business
Buy a car, sienna 2005 and use it for business...instead of running,face your fears.
Foreign AffairsRe: We’ll Hand Over To A Civilian Govt Within 3 Years – Niger Coup Leader by Johel(m): 7:24am On Aug 20, 2023
Taylor90:
Good one

I support una

Let the military purge and reset the country first before handling over

That’s the kind of formatting we even need in Nigeria
Truly....but many don't get it.
CareerRe: Is Quitting A Good Idea? Opinions Will Be Appreciated by Johel(m): 4:12pm On Aug 19, 2023
oluseyiforjesus:
Don't, it's could be to test u capacity den later you will be double promoted
That's it... NIGERIANS just love to rush everything, applying unnecessary pressure on themselves, they can't even control time...just work and gather enough, when it's time, the instinct/the holy spirit will lead you.
RomanceRe: Being 30 And Single Lady, How Do You Cope With Pressures From The Society? by Johel(m): 5:27pm On Aug 18, 2023
blessingnenye:
A lot of ladies are scared of 30. What's really wrong with 30? Why so dreadful with the age, after all it's just a number!!! Even with a lot of accomplishments, being 30 and single can be so pressurizing among out ladies, owing to the pressures from families and society to get married. Sometimes, this pressure sums up the reason why majority delve into an unfruitful marriage.
I prefer them above 30 tbh.
WebmastersRe: Do You Still Use Facebook? Share Your Thoughts! by Johel(m): 5:01pm On Aug 18, 2023
imelseda:
We're curious to know where the majority of Nairalanders stand on this. Do you still find yourself using Facebook regularly, or have you moved on to other platforms?

Share your insights on whether Facebook remains a valuable part of your online interactions, or if you've embraced alternatives. Let's engage in a thoughtful discussion about our evolving relationship with this iconic social media platform. Your perspective matters, so join the conversation and let us know: Do you still use Facebook?

I don't.

TAGS: Social Media Shift, Digital Detox Debate, Life Beyond Facebook, Social Networking Evolution, Online Connections Reflect
Facebook remains the best social media platform.
PoliticsRe: What Will Wike Bring To The FCT As A Minister? by Johel(m): 12:07pm On Aug 17, 2023
thinkmoney:
All Tinubus appointments are deliberate and the overbearing motivation behind them is power.
With Wike as the FCT Minister, you can expect violence and highhandedness in any future election in that region.
Absolute gibberish.
CareerRe: Do You Have A Consistent Permanent Signature? (picture) by Johel(m): 12:06pm On Aug 17, 2023
mariahAngel:
Do you have permanent signature that is consistent?
If you do, how did you coin and finally settled with your signature? cheesy
Are you satisfied with it?
Have you ever had problems due to inconsistency in your signature?
Signature is signature,it must be permanent, it's your identity,your will!
CelebritiesRe: Isreal DMW Shares Photo Of Ex-Girlfriend Who Dumped Him In 2001 Because Of ₦150 by Johel(m): 12:06pm On Aug 17, 2023
ExclusiveBet:
The celebrity logistic manager, Isreal DMW recounts how he was once dumped by his ex-girlfriend over a decade ago for being broke.


Isreal in a Whatsapp status reposted on the Instagram story by the socialite, Soso Soberekon, went down memory lane.

According to Isreal DMW, he was poor and had little to nothing to offer his then-girlfriend who dumped him for not being able to afford the sum of N150 as of 2021.

It is worth noting that as of March 2022, Israel DMW, the logistic manager of the superstar singer, Davido, has an estimated net worth is $40,000.

"She dumped me in 2001 because I could not afford the N150 she wanted then,” he wrote in the caption.
This one wey head be like canoe
CareerRe: Can I Use Internationally Obtained Certificate To Work In Nigeria Civil Service? by Johel(m): 12:02pm On Aug 17, 2023
SeniorRef:
I was employed into the Nigeria Civil Service with HND.Recently,National Board for Technical Education NBTE in collaboration with some foreign University came up with a program where you can top-up your HND to B.Sc in one year.I have already started my application but I have some concerns. Some of the foreign Universities I saw on the site are based in India.
Now my question is can I use a certificate I obtained online to do my career Conversion?
2.Can I use a Foreign certificate from India to do my Conversion?
Pls,Admin guys should help provide answers to these questions. Thanks
If you can provide the hard copies of the certs or they could confirm the authentication of the online certs, then you should worry not, just apply and see what happens..

If you have Legitimately good certs and degrees, bro apply anywhere you like without fear, but know where your strength and weaknesses lies..

Just don't lie to yourself.
CrimeRe: Maid Caught While Trying To Pour Her Menstrual Urine Into Palm Oil (Video) by Johel(m): 11:00am On Aug 16, 2023
onthehill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LSiK5CNnzs

Maid Caught While Trying To Pour Her Menstrual Urine Into Keg Of Palm Oil (Video)
She should be stoned to death.
RomanceRe: Is Sex Really Compulsory In A Relationship? by Johel(m): 8:56pm On Aug 13, 2023
IamKizzbrown10:
Many people have happy, fulfilling, healthy
romantic relationships without having sex
with their partners.

It ultimately depends on
your personal beliefs, physical desires, and
the nature of your relationship.

There are many reasons why people don’t want to, or don’t, have sex. However, this doesn’tmean that the relationship will be unhealthy.

And it certainly isn’t a sign that your partner
doesn’t love or value you!

This is my humble opinion though, tell us what you think nairalanders?
It's one of the most important things in a relationship.
CrimeRe: Eze Kanu Ikenolu: Unknown Gunmen Burn Down Imo Monarch’s Palace by Johel(m): 8:53pm On Aug 13, 2023
lexylaw40:
https://leadership.ng/just-in-unknown-gunmen-burn-down-imo-monarchs-palace/
Wait...is there anything left in imo state? Very soon, there will be no imo state, perhaps government wants to take over key eastern states.
Christianity EtcRe: The Uncontrollable Spread Of Sexual Lust by Johel(m): 10:32am On Aug 13, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
The Uncontrollable Spread Of Sexual Lust

It all began with one sin, a seed sin that was sown in the beginning.

Genesis 3:6 (KJV)

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

That one sin (seed) then grew, multiplied, and harvested several other sins, including sexual lust.

Sexual lust in itself is a seed that could also grow, multiply, and spread.

However just as it was with the seed sin, except it is sown or allowed to take root and establish itself, it abides alone.

Sexual lust cannot grow, multiply and spread itself by itself. It needs a base or foundation to first establish itself, before it could be able to function and thereby advance it's course.

Although it appears controllable and manageable at the initial stages, if left unhinged or untamed, it could become a huge monster or as a wild fire devouring everything in its path.

That could serve as an explanation for what's gone wrong with the society, where the perpetration of all manner of sexually related atrocities is no longer news but now the new norm.

Adults raping babies, parents sexually abusing their children, children sexually abusing their parents and what have you?

That's what is inevitable when sexual lust, a sinful imagination of the heart, is not uprooted or stopped at the inception, but allowed to grow, multiply and spread. Matthew 5:28

God bless.
Satan is using sex to destroy the youth in recent time.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It True That Witches Use Trees As Their Covens? by Johel(m): 10:29am On Aug 13, 2023
ikorodureporta:
Back then in my former place, landlords never allowed any tree due to the fear of witches..... BUT see trees everywhere in my current place
Yes,
They also use cockroaches,humans,cats and snakes as spies and agents.
FamilyRe: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by Johel(m): 10:24am On Aug 13, 2023
Nice2023:
I just clocked 40 year old and I feel as if I have not done well for myself. May be because I had always set a standard, hence my high taste and expectations.


Now goes the question,as a Nigerian,what achievement do one expects from a 40years old man irrespective of his education?
Nothing really, just have a house to rest your head, money in your account, a car and your child.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by Johel(m): 1:55pm On Aug 12, 2023
Wawelexy:
Kid!!! The thread is for the wise
Foolish person dey claim wise...dey zuzu grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by Johel(m): 1:54pm On Aug 12, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
You IPOB and peter obi supporters are so bitter because your candidate lost a free and fair election. Cause I do not understand why you have to turn yourself to this because of a comment that does not affect you nor was it directed at you.

People like you are cowards on the street.
Your surname Na Mumu...Na ipob go kill you Las las, tribal bigot and an idiot.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by Johel(m): 9:08am On Aug 12, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
What a dumb and chidish comment. It can only be written by a pained and bitter IPOB or obi supporter.
Mumu...I dey talk about how Niger go kill your papa for war front, you dey talk ipob...who foolish pass between you and your papa sef?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by Johel(m): 7:24am On Aug 12, 2023
Wawelexy:
Oga, both jersey and system, they can't match Nigerian military in anyway....
Oga shutup abeg, your mouth dey smell.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by Johel(m): 7:23am On Aug 12, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
Nigeria military will crush Niger military. It's an insult to even compare the two countries military
Dey play...if your papa dey Nigerian army,tell him to go to war with Niger...sorry Na your name, you think Niger are fearful like Nigerians.
Foreign AffairsRe: France, US back ECOWAS Resolutions on Niger Republic by Johel(m): 6:03pm On Aug 11, 2023
fxexperts:
You want to be given food. and still want to be spoon fed. you want to remain a baby forever. that is what most of you African choose in life.

he go only sure for you. na only you and your papa go go fight that fight, when you dey talk of.

This one mumu never do. suffering and smiling. Them Dey flog your mama and papa every Monday for your east there and you still Dey come here Dey boasts. maybe them use your brain take fry beans.

Sure the wrong path that was supposed to lead you to poverty and stupidity. meaning you are automatically on the right path to success and prosperity.
Read all that you typed and ask yourself if it made any sense to you, if it does, reply me with what your point is from all the trash you typed like some frustrated soul.
Foreign AffairsRe: France, US back ECOWAS Resolutions on Niger Republic by Johel(m): 8:09am On Aug 11, 2023
HealthRe: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Johel(m): 8:02pm On Aug 10, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.
Meet the brother wey do you bad.
FamilyRe: Daughter Fights Mum For Bringing Too Many Men To Their Home (pics/video) by Johel(m): 6:13pm On Aug 09, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWuovlgXj4

Daughter fights mum for bringing too many men to their home shocked

#wetindeyhappentv
Family of oloshos, e dey DNA
HealthRe: Do I Have Herpes? by Johel(m): 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2023
AdiNike:
PLEASE YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED.

I have experienced outbreaks of this kind the third time in the space of 5months. At first, it was like 3 appearing on my penis cap, the next day after a rough sex but i don't even know when it burst open and dried up because they were smaller in size compared to the outbreak in the picture and then later, a single one pops out twice which i burst open myself and they dried up leaving a tiny scar.

I thought it was all over until this recent outbreak. It doesn't itch or cause any pain and most times, I don't even remember it till i have to urinate.

I had unprotected sex 2 days before the last outbreak and noticed i urinated a reddish color urine and i used antibiotics and did not feel it again until the outbreak showed up.

NB: I haven't met the last person i had the unprotected sex with when i first experienced the first outbreak and both times were unprotected sex.

Could this be Herpes?

If this is Herpes, what are the medications I can start using?

I just got married and my Wife is pregnant.
Hey man...be easy,these girls carry diseases everywhere they go like MTN,better to masturbate when you feel really Hot, or wait on your wife,than carrying these girls that jump from one dick to another,that do lota dirty shit out.

HIV AIDS is REAL!!...YOU SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR! i tell you this,aids is the deadliest and most mean virus on the planet, it'll eat up everything in you till the end...No escape!

Watch out! Sex no be food, use that energy you use in fukkin and chasing girls for something more profitable that will bring you happiness.

Make money! Think financial stability, think health,think family.

A word is enough for the wise.

GO SEE A DOCTOR NOW!!! To avoid stories that touch.

DO NOT ENDANGER YOUR WIFE!
FoodRe: Checkout This Whisky That Costs ₦13M (Pics, Video) by Johel(m):
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi0wUjJe0To

Checkout this whisky that cost $16,000 i.e. N13m cool

#wetindeyhappentv
When dem drink finish, dem go run go hospital dey shout kidney failure, lung cancer, heart disease,swollen bladder and intestine... misplaced priorities
SportsRe: "Pay Them": Osimhen, Ighalo Others Put Pressure On NFF To Settle Super Falcons by Johel(m): 8:53am On Aug 09, 2023
damilola4162:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/pay-them-osimhen-ighalo-and-nigeria-stars-put-pressure-on-nff-to-settle-super-falcons-stars/
And some fools still support APC government...it will never be well with APC supporters.
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge Water by Johel(m): 6:09pm On Aug 08, 2023
hybrid77:
How i will kill myself by myself is sth i cannot imagine..

This life too sweet abeg.
What is sweet can also be bitter... nothing dey this life wey u carry for head.
PoliticsRe: I Gave Up On Nigerian Elections After June 12 Annulment - Pete Edochie by Johel(m): 6:08pm On Aug 08, 2023
LegendHero:
Lol 😂 this old man and lies.

You gave up on election since 1993 but yet you endorsed and voted Peter Obi in the last election.

When they lose, they come out to start lying. Even in the said 1993, this man would have voted Tofa but he is here doing like he like Abiola.
He's not a liar like your broke dad that brought you into generational poverty.
PoliticsRe: I Gave Up On Nigerian Elections After June 12 Annulment - Pete Edochie by Johel(m): 6:07pm On Aug 08, 2023
Alchemy528:
The young shall grow but the old are still ruling
Deep

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