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Typicool8:
Good afternoon nairalanders.i am a student fending for myself and i am a cross road on which business I can start with 20k in a student area.please any suggestion is welcome.

Akara and bread business.

SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

Lol...let me tell you the truth, I'm slim,and average height,though some say I'm short as a man,but I know I'm average in height and I have perfect body structure,...some ladies say, I'm small and all but guess what,I control big mamas and big ladies that even your yahoo boys and celebs beg to even see not to talk of having sex with,I sex dem like a demigod and they rush me like indomie....I can fukk like 3 big ladies in 48hrs....no exaggerations just facts here.....I can give you tips on how to be very attractive without being a macho man.

presidency:
Today June 9, 2021, the Honorable Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Otunba Niyi Adebayo, presented to President Buhari the ITF Mobile, a new Android phone produced by the Electrical/Electronics Technology Department of the Industrial Training Fund’s (ITF) Model Skills Training Center (MSTC) in Abuja. The ITF Mobile is made from components 100% locally sourced in Nigeria (from Lagos and Aba), and is being readied for mass production.

Trash....look how ugly the phone is...e be like ancient of days palasa...

GreenFarmsNG:
Question is who ordained him for ministry and when and where was he ordained?

Born fool.

wale377:
Check out the argument that broke out between Tiwa savage and Seyi shay


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQEgFdUvT7M

It all happened just now. Seyi Shay walked up to Tiwa to say hi and Tiwa wasn’t having it after all the insults she (Tiwa) has received from Seyi Shay and Victoria Kimani over the years. Tiwa says to her “Don’t say hi to me ever. Let sleeping Dogs lie. Shey you blocked me on Instagram, block me in real life too. We are not friends”.

Source tundeednut
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CP2_56hJpIg/?utm_medium=copy_link

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CP2_56hJpIg/?utm_medium=copy_link

Tiwa is a real international woman...seyi Shay is just a stupid olosho with small change and cheap fame.

Vickyvice:
Mercedes is the best product on earth. Forget toyota, honda, rolls Royce, buggatti, Bentley e t c. You can't rely on them like even old Benz version when the chips are really down. use Benz for very very long distances,after about an hour firing, Benz go come ask u whether U really really serious say Una dey go somewhere,by then Toyota, Honda, and the rest go don cable their limit finish 50 km ahead of which Una leave the same time you will fully understand. Na then Benz go tell u say na Benz e be. It's rear tyres will first assume "k "shape, By the time all others move the next 60 km, Benz go complete both the difference of 50 km, meet them , and beat all of them. Toyotas are only good for short or distances within town, which isn't what Benz is made for. The longer the distance the better the performance of Benz. in fact, Benz go dey happier. Any Benz u pass on express is either its journey is short or its less than an hr the car enter road. Lastly, Benz alerts by giving signs when a fault is imminent of which u can travel with it without fear, till u fix it

Audi or BMW for me.... continue with your crowd mentality.

PertinentAyo:
Hi guys, I'm seeking undergraduate admission in Canada, but since I have no sponsors, I've been advised to try Germany or Poland.

Please if you are in any of these countries, speak up. How easy is it to get jobs, what physical experience am I missing? Which country will you advice me to go for?

Mature advice only please

Poland has low school fees, but the chances of getting good jobs to support yourself and pay your school fees is very slim. I'm cool with Poland, but I don't like that I won't be able to pay for my fees.

Germany has some free and far more cheaper tuition fees than Poland. Also, there are better chances to get good jobs. I don't like Germany though.

For the both above, you are allowed to stay after your studies for a while and you can get their residency card easily.

Canadian schools are more expensive, but there are good jobs that allow you to work and pay your tuition. I just prefer there.

Thanks in advance.

Poland please..

oloyedewaris:
Someone that used to wake the dead suddenly slept and didn't wake up

Can you see God is great

Simp!

Fahdiga1:
Idi Amin's Junta is a child's play compared to this brutal regime

Buhari regime no shake me, nothing moves me,it's u all who voted the bastard in that's been wailing the most...Una Neva see anything.

rawpadgin:
we only have 1 baba & that's 2baba.

Even your 2baba knows BigWiz deserves to be wizbaba.

IamPlato:
Leave this place before I piss inside your mouth useless child

That's how you pee in your children's mouth yeah?,that's if you have any btw,but just incase...you might just be the one to have useless children...your foolery Is disgusting.

IamPlato:
Who cares about twitter?

I don't... I stopped using them last year after discovering it is owned and managed by fools...



I remember correcting an American for his wrong impression on Africans and they attacked me, reported me and twitter immediately suspended my account indefinitely...

There are 100s of death threat posts, many violence instigated posts on twitter that twitter ignores...

The comment of Nancy Pelosi that showed she was happy with the invading of Hong Kong house of rep was never removed neither was she suspended...

Buhari has always been a fool which we all know but the comment he made that was removed was a warning and there are many worst comments on that twitter...

Plus twitter plus buhari plus twitter fans and buhari fans, God punish all of una... Amen...


By the way, who are these illiterates replying my opinion? Do you see me supporting buhari? Or do you see me supporting Jack? Does Jack pay you be on twitter and suck his dick? Don't be a fool my people, remove sentiments from your slimy brains.

If you don't like my opinion kindly stay in your house and cry then run mad there, just don't enter market so you don't become permanently mad... Good luck

Imo....you are the fool here.

Rissamenti:
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.LESSON FOR TWITTER: DO NOT MESS WITH THE GIANT OF AFRICA

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Mumu...twitter that I'm still using like this.

Upton:
Lol. What's the difference between India and Nigeria? Two useless countries.

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India far better than Nigeria...stop deceiving yourself.

HRMK:
ur wrong as usual!amala is for a particular section of yorubaland!!

Ok fine...tell me which Yoruba food beats amala??

RedAbaya:
Go abroad to expand or increase not start from scratch. Convert 1.5m to dollars, you'll know it's real starting from scratch

Let him start from scratch...e no concern you, starting from scratch over there is promising than Nigeria in 20years time.

RedAbaya:
Use 1.5 m to setup a business you can make 300k monthly. Don't go and start from scratch abroad. If na to gather women to fry groundnut, bottle am supply to supermarkets pay them daily wages like 1500 a day, it's something


Let's end this abroad trip thing abeg

Please don't brag someone deep into a shithole...allow him climb up...Thank you.

SLAP44:
Food is ready.

On the plate is a dose of lies from the kitchen of Lai mohammend .

I swear...lol.

Omooba77:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/03/why-i-stopped-discussing-president-buhari%E2%80%94pastor-bakare

"When separatist groups see that things are getting better in the nation, they will drop their grievances.”".....


This statement made sense though,but he's still a bias and sentimental man.....Tbvh Nigeria should just let Biafra have their freedom,I guess Nigerian government is only scared of loosing what the Igbos contribute at large to the country but they shy to say it due to stupid pride and pride is evil,it comes with everything evil cos the love of money is the root of all evil... Anyway, whatever it is,if we can only embrace peace,accept love and unity then live as one I'm sure Nigeria will be a country where the world wants to come to,is it to learn,or to Teach,name it...May God help us.

spector15:
Good morning house,please what should an employee do if your boss insults you on a work WhatsApp group� for a brief misunderstanding .thank you very much.please i need a professional opinion���

Does working for someone give them the license to insult you in Nigeria over a basic error

Only stupid bosses insult their staffs...I work with Lebanese and they respect us when talking.

HRMK:
ur personal opinion!does not mean ur right!obviously,u only take yoruba food prepared in restaurants not bukas or villages!!

He said the truth...which other better food does Yoruba have if not amala?

Explorers:
29.

Seen all 29 movies...I don old sha,na money just dey Yab man.

Explorers:
6

TERMINATOR!!!

Explorers:
4

Ah!!


MAD!!!... childhood was the best, adult hood na scam.

Gracedavid125:
Tacha slams followers who said big brother help her life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oodSwhx9Jz4

Who knows the b*tch before if not BBN?

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/breaking-nigeria-is-presently-dripping-bitterness-sadness-obasanjo-laments/

But he was amongst the destroyers.

iwaeda:
Why no right-thinking Nigerian’ll support Igbo presidential candidate -Buhari’s ex-aide



https://punchng.com/why-no-right-thinking-nigerianll-support-igbo-presidential-candidate-buharis-ex-aide/

Y'all hate Igbos because we are better at all levels...hate will consume y'all most definitely...poor hypocritical rats.

oratorOdunayo1:
#MISSINGPERSON. Tutumade Adeyeye is missing

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This is Moradeke Adeyeye Tutumade, the CEO & Founder of Tutumade Adeyeye Foundation who reside along Club 15, Ado Ekiti.

She left home yesterday morning about 10am and nobody knows her whereabouts till this moment.

Please, kindly report to any nearest police station or contact me on 08066397416 or 07053601582 or +234 813 610 4028 if you have any clue about her..
#tutumade
#Nairaland
Nigeria Police Force

I wish she's in my bedroom though...she's beautiful...I hope she's seen,safe and sound.

muykem:
Since IPOB is this strong, what are you guys still waiting for? Why not declare Biafra Republic and form your own government? You will only need ESN to guide against external aggression.

Shut up fool...just shut up!!!

ogbiwa:
A driver in the UK had a miraculous escape after he crashed into a road sign causing the vehicles's windscreen, and part of the roof, to be sliced in half.

According to CorkBeo the freak accident happened on Sunday evening near the N20 when the Range Rover left the road and hit the sign.

The road sign sliced through the front windshield but thankfully the glass didn't shatter leaving the driver to walk away unharmed.

Local police and ambulance services attended the scene but did not need to treat anyone for injuries sustained during the crash.

A spokesperson for the police said: "Gardaí attended the scene of a single-vehicle collision at Waterloo, Blarney on May 30, 2021 at around 7.30pm.

"The car is believed to have collided with a sign post at the side of the road. No injuries were reported to Gardaí at the time of the collision."

In photos taken at the scene of the crash the silver Range Rover is pictured with the large road sign cut into the roof and windscreen of the vehicle.

It is not clear whether there were passengers in the car at the time of the crash or whether it was just the driver travelling.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/driver-miraculous-escape-after-road-24231420

This super expensive cars are fragile like China toys....