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 Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:39am On Nov 14, 2017 |
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| Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: Super Eagles Squad Ready For Tuesday's Friendly (photos) by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:38am On Nov 14, 2017 |
Argentina wins with just a goal to nothing... Nigeria is coming back www.johnakweh..com |
| Business / Re: Portugal, Others Buy Nigerian Crude Oil First Time by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:33am On Nov 14, 2017 |
Wow, seems like it took them years. www.johnakweh..com |
| Nairaland / General / PHOTO: Quote For Today by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:16am On Nov 14, 2017 |
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| Webmasters / Re: How Do I Start A Blogging Site by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:25am On Nov 13, 2017 |
thebest1210: Get a purpose for what you wanna blog about. Then you can create a blog like mine www.johnakweh..com |
| Celebrities / Killbeatz Bags Producer Award At Afrima 2017 by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:30pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Ghanian Producer, KillBeatz solidified his reputation by scoring production credit on ÷ (divide) album. He produced 'Bibia Be Ye Ye' for American Hit-Maker, Ed sheeran. Kudos to him! @killbeatz @edsheeran @africamusicdata mynd44 https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/killbeatz-bags-producer-award-at-afrima.html
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| Nairaland / General / There Is No Difference Between The Poor And The Rich by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:02pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Poor people usually live from hand to mouth; indeed, a poor man has a hard struggle chasing away hunger. Even if he does manages to avoid debt, he is unlikely to save some. The rich too have problems. A rich man has to pay for all his family expenses which are very high and gradually gets out of pocket that his bank account goes red. If this goes on, he might be tempted to borrow, or even..... More: https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/there-is-no-difference-between-poor-and.html |
| Crime / Street Begging And Ways To Reduce It On Our Streets by Johnakwehblog(m): 1:53pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Accidents happen everyday. Many who are lucky to survive end up being maimed. Thus, they become disabled. the 'trade' that first comes to mind is begging and so we find beggars on the streets. What Is The Way Out Of This Problem? The Economy must be improved and industries be opened to provide jobs for them. Road Accidents should be reduced drastically so that disabled persons due to it will be reduced. More: https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/street-begging-and-ways-to-reduce-it-on.html |
| Career / Want To Be Successful? Here Are Some Things You Need To Do by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Work smart! Lalasticlala seun mynd44 https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/wanna-be-successful-here-are-some.html
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| Family / A WOMAN'S OPINION: Why Do People Divorce? by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:58am On Nov 11, 2017 |
Kawe Aliru, Burkina Faso. If a woman does not like her husband, does not make his dinner, and is cold towards him, the man may send her packing. A husband may beat her if she refuses to do the things he tells her. But a woman had better not hit her husband! She might get the worst of it. If a woman feels her man does not want her, doesn't come home to drink water or eat, then she may leave him. More: https://johnakweh..in/2017/11/a-womans-opinion-why-do-people-divorce.html |
| Health / What Monkey-pox Is And How To Protect Yourself From It by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:07am On Nov 09, 2017 |
https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/what-monkey-pox-is-and-how-to-protect.html What monkey-pox is? Monkey-pox is a viral disease caused by monkey-pox virus. It is mostly found in rodents, non-human primates. It was first discovered in humans in 1970 in The Democratic Republic of Congo. How to protect yourself from monkey-pox? By washing hands with soap and water, especially after contact with infected animals of humans. Avoid contact with animals that harbour the virus including animals that are sick. |
| Health / What To Do Or How To Treat Spider Bite In Emergencies by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:00am On Nov 09, 2017 |
A black widow spider bite produces a sharp pain locally, followed in about thirty minutes by rigidity of the muscles and abdominal cramps. Weakness, severe pain in the limbs, and even convulsions (especially in children) may come later. What To Do 1. Take the victim to the hospital as quickly as possible. Local treatment of the bite is not effective. 2. Warm baths may help to relieve the muscle pain. Read more: https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/what-to-do-or-how-to-treat-spider-bite.html |
| Properties / Why There A Lot Of Unfinished Houses Or Buildings In Nigeria - Part 1 by Johnakwehblog(m): 6:53am On Nov 09, 2017 |
Maybe you get to visit a town somewhere and you see quite a number of unfinished houses there. Most might have been abandoned for years and get choked by weeds. Eventually, some get pulled down by heavy rains. This is where the question sets in. Most of the reasons are really sad. First, the owners are dead. When the owner starts building at first, he uses all he has to get the house a nice touch from scratch. Read more: https://johnakweh..com/2017/11/why-there-lot-of-unfinished-houses-or.html |
| Education / Are You An Unemployed Student? This Is For You by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:38pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
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| Webmasters / Earn N40 Per Click Online As A Student by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:25pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
You can now earn online as a student, per-time or full-time. The gist is that you earn N40 when someone clicks on your link, and all you have to do is share your campaign on social networks. Click on the link below to get started: http://adm.ms/a99x9Y |
| Politics / Re: Funny Indeed: New Meaning Of Buhari In The Oxford Dictionary [must Read] by Johnakwehblog(m): 8:17pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
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| Politics / Re: Funny Indeed: New Meaning Of Buhari In The Oxford Dictionary [must Read] by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:38pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
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| Politics / Funny Indeed: New Meaning Of Buhari In The Oxford Dictionary [must Read] by Johnakwehblog(m): 5:55pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
johnakweh..com OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion. BUHARI /boo-ha-ree:/ Noun: buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough; e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses" Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous grueling, painful, hellish; Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple. Verb: buharify, buharicate, buharification; 2. to make complex, worse, unbearable; e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here" "The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process" Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate; Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate. Adjective: buharific 3. terrible, hectic, difficult; Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny; Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant. e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!" Credit: OluwaTosin Liam 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland / General / Which Of These Actors Mumu Pass? [must See] by Johnakwehblog(m): 3:49pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
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| Celebrities / Photo Of Wizkid Sitting On The Water Closet Pooing [must See] by Johnakwehblog(m): 2:57pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
www.johnakweh..com Chai, This Boy Has Kill Me Oo. What Do U Guys Think About This............................  credit: dopegang
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| Nairaland / General / When A Nigga Writes A Job Application Letter [funny] by Johnakwehblog(m): 2:45pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
www.johnakweh..com Ay yo wassup bruh/Sis, YO BOY IS APPLYN FOR SOME HUSTLIN' AS ENGINEER Am a dude aged 22. & as a man, I gatta hustle hard u knw. So I wanna hustle in ur organization, u feel me? I got some dope qualifications fittin that hustlin post of an engineer. I bet am gonna rock that position in yo company babe. i got Bleep loads ov experience bruv yu know wah am sayin bruv Thumbs up for yo time n consideration bruh/Sis. Say holla to yo spouse at yo crib. Its yo boy engineer chixo.. Peace! Credit: Lyon Trevor 1 Like |
| Literature / [MUST READ] Welcome To Lagos: Danfo Palavas (very Funny) by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:15pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
www.johnakweh..com For those who’ve never been to Lagos, and those who’ve been living in Lagos, but have been ignorant to all its many glories (probably because they live the life of from house to car to office), here are some things you might see in other states, but you can never find them well objectified the way you find them in Lagos. We have Oscar grade actors and actresses loitering the streets of Lagos. 1. Lagos passengers are very honest people. Its in Lagos, you’ll see first hand how honest Nigerians can be. Imagine entering a bus everyday in Lagos, and there’s no conductor, everyone gathers their money and hands over to the driver, and you don’t hear any complaint from him that one naira is missing; let a driver try it in Onitsha, and he’ll see what’ll happen. 2. Banging at the back of the vehicle If you’ve stayed in Lagos for years, and for those years, entering danfo has been your watchword, then you should be used to the shock wave this banging brings with it. Whether the bus is already moving or it’s about to be moved, there’s a high chance that one agbero from no where will bang at the back of the danfo you paid with your money to take you to your destination. The banging has a lot of meaning, from ‘move your vehicle you are blocking road jare’ to ‘common stop I want to collect my money from you’, its best to just get ready for a bang anytime. 3. Selling food at carparks, round about, and under bridges, I am certain this doesn’t happen only in Lagos, but then, the way the Lagos own happens makes for a good reality TV show. At every round about, tiny space, carpark, under bridge, there’s always a Iya Rissi, for every branch, the woman who tends to the belle of the numerous agberos, danfo drivers, okada riders, police officers, and even some passengers who can’t hold their self till they get home. The day Iya Rissi doesn’t come to work, maybe because of her 15year old daughter caught pants down with can older man, her entire family of loyal customers will be visibly sad, weary, and very hungry. 4. That female passenger that thinks she is too fly. Once in a while if you’re a certified danfo boarder in the great city of Lagos (congrats by the way, it’s not easy), you’re bound to always encounter Sisi Palanga, who has the best outfit and makeup in the bus, and feels too big to sit down just besides anybody. Woe betide you that you’re not wearing your Christmas shirt and jean trouser, but instead, the trouser you’ve been wearing unwashed for the past two weeks, and one smelly top you hurriedly collected from your neighbour (SMH for you). 5. Sharing a sit with the mechanic Last but not the least, probably the next day after Sisi Palanga made serious gest of you because you were beneath her, you vowed to always put on as much Christmas cloths as you can borrow. Then it happened, the person the driver wants to pick up at the next bus stop, is a mechanic, with oil and grease all on him. You look around, and see that it’s only the sit besides you that remains. You don’t want to give the mechanic chance to enter, everybody starts to shout. The driver shouts, “shey, sit don finish for dia!”. You shout back, “yes”, but every other person shouts, “No, e still remain one”. Lobatan!!! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Jokes Etc / I'm Confused! Is This A Girl OR A Boy? by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
I saw this photo circulating on the internet and the question I asked myself is the same on everyone’s lips… Is this a girl or a guy?  Drop your Comments. cc lalasticlala seun mynd44 ishilove www.johnakweh..com |
| Sports / A List Of All Ballon D'or Winners Since The First Award In 1956 Till Date by Johnakwehblog(m): 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
A list of all Ballon d'Or winners since the first award in 1956: 1956: Stanley Matthews (ENG) . 1957: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) . 1958: Raymond Kopa (FRA) . 1959: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) . 1960: Luis Suarez (ESP) . 1961: Omar Sivori (ITA) . 1962: Josef Masopust (CZE) . 1963: Lev Yachine (USSR) . 1964: Denis Law (SCO) . 1965: Eusebio (POR) . 1966: Bobby Charlton (ENG) . 1967: Florian Albert (HUN) . 1968: George Best (NIR) . 1969: Gianni Rivera (ITA) . 1970: Gerd Müller (GER) . 1971: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1972: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) . 1973: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1974: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1975: Oleg Blokhine (URSS) . 1976: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) . 1977: Alan Simonsen (DEN) . 1978: Kevin Keegan (ENG) . 1979: Kevin Keegan (ENG) . 1980: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) . 1981: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) . 1982: Paolo Rossi (ITA) . 1983: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1984: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1985: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1986: Igor Belanov (USSR) . 1987: Ruud Gullit (NED) . 1988: Marco van Basten (NED) . 1989: Marco van Basten (NED) . 1990: Lothar Matthäus (GER) . 1991: Jean-Pierre Papin (FRA) . 1992: Marco van Basten (NED) . 1993: Roberto Baggio (ITA) . 1994: Hristo Stoïchkov (BUL) . 1995: George Weah (LBR) . 1996: Matthias Sammer (GER) . 1997: Ronaldo (BRA) . 1998: Zinédine Zidane (FRA) . 1999: Rivaldo (BRA) . 2000: Luis Figo (POR) . 2001: Michael Owen (ENG) . 2002: Ronaldo (BRA) . 2003: Pavel Nedved (CZE) . 2004: Andrei Shevchenko (UKR) . 2005: Ronaldinho (BRA) . 2006: Fabio Cannavaro (ITA) . 2007: Kaka (BRA) . 2008: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) . 2009: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2010: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2011: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2012: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2013: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) . 2014: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) . 2015: Lionel Messi (ARG) A list of all Ballon d'Or winners since the first award in 1956: . 1956: Stanley Matthews (ENG) . 1957: Alfredo di Stefano (ESP) . 1958: Raymond Kopa (FRA) . 1959: Alfredo di Stefano (ESP) . 1960: Luis Suarez (ESP) . 1961: Omar Sivori (ENG) . 1962: Joseph Mardi Gras (Cze) . 1963: Lev Yachine (USSR) . 1964: Denis Law (SCO) . 1965: Eusebio (per) . 1966: Bobby Charlton (ENG) . 1967: Florian Albert (HUN) . 1968: George Best (NIR) . 1969: Gianni Rivera (ITA) . 1970: Gerd Müller (offers) . 1971: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1972: Franz Beckenbauer (offers) . 1973: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1974: Johan Cruyff (NED) . 1975: Oleg Blokhine (URSS) . 1976: Franz Beckenbauer (offers) . 1977: Alan Simonsen (it) . 1978: Kevin Keegan (ENG) . 1979: Kevin Keegan (ENG) . 1980: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (ENG) . 1981: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (ENG) . 1982: Paolo Rossi (ITA) . 1983: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1984: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1985: Michel Platini (FRA) . 1986: Igor Belanov (USSR) . 1987: Ruud Gullit (down) . 1988: Marco Van Basten (Ned) . 1989: Marco Van Basten (Ned) . 1990: Lothar Matthäus (GER) . 1991: Jean-Pierre Papin (FRA) . 1992: Marco Van Basten (Ned) . 1993: Roberto Baggio (ITA) . 1994: Hristo Stoïchkov (BUL) . 1995: George Weah (LBR) . 1996: Matthias Sammer (ENG) . 1997: Ronaldo (BRA) . 1998: Zinédine Zidane (FRA) . 1999: Rivaldo (BRA) . 2000: Luis Figo (per) . 2001: Michael Owen (ENG) . 2002: Ronaldo (BRA) . 2003: Pavel Nedved (Cze) . 2004: Andrei Shevchenko (UKR) . 2005: Ronaldinho (BRA) . 2006: Fabio Cannavaro (ENG) . 2007: Kaka (BRA) . 2008: Cristiano Ronaldo (by) . 2009: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2010: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2011: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2012: Lionel Messi (ARG) . 2013: Cristiano Ronaldo (by) . 2014: Cristiano Ronaldo (by) . 2015: Lionel Messi (ARG) cc lalasticlala seun ishilove mynd44 Source: John Akweh's Blog 1 Like |
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