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Death is an inescapable yet fascinating process, and the only ones who can explain that are the ones who deal with it on a daily basis. Business Insider spoke with Dr. Judy Melinek, CEO of PathologyExpert Inc. and a practicing forensic pathologist in the San Francisco Bay Area, to find out what exactly happens when a person dies.
Melinek, who has performed over 2,500 autopsies in her career, says:
"The first thing that happens when you die is that your heart stops beating and blood flow ceases. Blood then pools in the parts of your body closest to the ground, a process called lividity. Because there is no more blood flow, oxygen-starved tissues stop all metabolic function. Your eyes cloud over, and your muscle fibers lock up in rigor mortis. Your body temperature goes down to match the ambient temperature.
Eventually, bacteria from the gut and upper respiratory tract enter your bloodstream and cause putrefaction, while your body's cellular enzymes digest its cells, a process called autolysis. All these processes take time and can be roughly relied upon to estimate the time of death, but not down to the minute as they portray on TV."
Gruesome - most definitely. Completely natural - yes.
It's all part of the circle of life - whether we like it or not - so we might as well fight on to live another day.

http://johnakweh..in/2015/08/interesting-this-is-what-happens-to-our.html

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Tweak this imei: 864981012544348
send lyte to 131 Use, sms bomber to accumulate it.

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Tweak this imei: 864981012544348
send lyte to 131 Use, sms bomber to accumulate it.

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IMEI:
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Then bring out your new sim, go to your message and text Join to 141

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Emmafrancis:
am not getting it. Why n

nawa o. . At least i post am naw . .appreciate ni

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kk
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Decided to open up a discussion brought up by JohnAkwehBlog. .

Make una code vote o. . As 4 me i choose Korede Bello With Hit Track Godwin. . .

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Have Been using these cheat for sometime now so i thought of sharing it with others.

Just dail *277*7# Then press 2, then 1 and you will be given the data free.

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1. Get a new sim(s)
Text GB1000 to 131 to get up to #3000 airtime.
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No fewer than 250, 000 infants die every year in Nigeria due to lack of unskilled health workers and antenatal care, Dr Elizabeth Disu, a consultant Paediatrician said on Friday in Lagos.

Disu told the News Agency of Nigeria that new born deaths and child mortality was becoming rampant as Nigeria recorded the highest neonatal deaths in Africa.

The consultant with the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, highlighted poverty, poor education, lack of antenatal care and late presentation at the hospitals as major causes of infant deaths.

Disu said, “Nigeria currently has the highest number of neonatal deaths in Africa with 37 per 1,000 live births.

“Because of our huge population, we are losing over 250, 000 neonates every year and that is not to count still births. This is unacceptable and we need to address this problem.

“We have to look at the underlining causes of these deaths, ranging from poverty to lack of antenatal care and not coming early to the hospital for delivery.

“There are also root causes which include the kind of healthcare system that we have in place and government’s commitment to new born health.”

Disu urged stakeholders, government and non-governmental organisations to organise training for health workers on the basic ways to recognise danger signs in infants to prevent complications and deaths.

“We can address these issues by ensuring that we train and retrain the foot soldiers who are the primary healthcare workers at the grassroots.

“We need to train them on basic evidence-based preventive measures of causes of child birth, like how to help babies breathe properly at birth.

“That is one of the problems; some babies die at birth because they cannot initiate breathing on their own.

“Teach them basic skills that will help babies to survive and how to recognise danger signs in infants.

“If we can also educate mothers on the need to present cases early enough at the hospitals.

“And if government is able to provide the needed facilities along with trained healthcare worker, we are on the way to reducing infant and child mortality in the country,” she said.

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There is good news from the health world where researchers say the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) can be flushed out of its hiding places in the body using a cancer drug.

Already, the anti-retroviral therapy, kills the virus in the bloodstream, but leaves “HIV reservoirs” untouched.

This latest study shows that the cancer drug is “highly potent” at reactivating hidden HIV.

Experts say the findings are interesting, but it is important to know if the drug is safe in patients.

A strategy known as “kick and kill” is thought to be key to curing HIV. The kick would wake up the dormant HIV, allowing the drugs to kill it.

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I just Got this Message now and Decided to share with you guys.
in case you did not get such message.

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The fireball was launched into the air, and wailed angrily as it travelled towards its doomed destination. A trail of fiery light fell away behind it, and the light from the ball and its trail illuminated the land beneath them. The yellow light caught faces looking up at the ball in morbid fear. There was a gasp that travelled through the land and crossed the hardly distinct divide between ally and foe. The Fireball was a sight to behold, but its lifespan was agonizingly short. It wailed even louder as the force that binds, took hold of it and began reeling it faster and faster back down to earth. There were screams of terror among the ranks.

“That will take about a thousand souls with it to Hovan.” One soldier exclaimed.
“Or to the sea of lost souls.” Another soldier contributed.
“Load up the Onager.” The first soldier said. “Let’s give them our response.”
“Pray for the souls of those poor men.” The second soldier said as they both watched the fireball slam into the sea of soldiers, and disperse in a flat and expanding circular form.
Even though they were far behind the frontlines, and away from the deadly clashes, they could still feel the air around them warm up a bit from the dissipated heat. A second fireball had been launched.
“Load me up and aim for the fireball.”
The voice came from behind them and startled them.
“When did he…”
“He does that.” The first soldier interrupted. “What do you want here?”
The dark-skinned man stepped forward. His hair twisted into numerous long locks that fell in front of his face, to the sides and to the back where they were tied together. A green hat was worn low and cast a shadow over his forehead and eyes. His green tunic, black pants, green boots and gloves, completed his attire. There were two daggers, tucked into sheaths on either side of his waistline, where a belt held them in place. The man stepped forward and into the slingshot of the Onager.
“We do not have much time. Aim for the fireball.”
“You are insane!” The second soldier bellowed.
The dark-skinned man looked back at him and smiled.
“No… not insane. Just being a soldier.”
He turned back around wordlessly, and waited.
“Fire away!” The first soldier ordered.
“Firing!” The second soldier confirmed.
The slingshot was released and the man was sent hurtling through the air. The wind whistled in his ears and stung his eyes, making it a task keeping them open. He had to and he knew it. The fireball loomed like a vessel of destruction, high in the air. Its surface burned and flickered with the fiery rage of a star. He pulled out one of his daggers and pointed it towards the fireball. His eyebrows were creased in concentration. There was a distortion in the space around the fireball. It was subtle at first, but became increasingly prominent. The fireball deformed, slightly and then more visibly, as it was pulled inside the center of the distortion. The man gritted his teeth as he willed his magical power on. Soon the fireball was completely gone and the man was hurtling through the air towards the enemy Onagar.
“The fireball vanished.” The man with long blonde hair, and a wispy beard said, as he ducked low under yet another sword swipe, aimed at decapitating him.
“I noticed.” The old man in hooded clothes replied. He had seemingly released a small ball of flame from his hand. It had travelled rapidly through the air and engulfed the former man’s assailant.
“I must go now, master.” The blonde haired man said as he sliced down a second and third assailant in quick succession. He adjusted his red hat and panted wearily.
“You’ll be fine without me?” He continued.
“Go you proud idiot!” The old man smiled. “Max does not have much time.”
The blonde haired man managed a wry smile and was off. There was a trail of dust rising along the path he had taken. He weaved and ducked under attacks, at lightning speed, cutting and impaling enemies that could barely discern his presence. The enemy’s motions seemed slow to him, or almost unmoving. Up ahead, Max was hurtling at high speed towards the enemy Onager. He pointed his dagger ahead of him once more. In an instant, there was a flash of light and an earth shattering explosion. Max was hurtling towards the mushroom cloud. He looked at the thick forest behind the clearing, where the battle was taking place.
“Sam I sure hope you guess right.”
A portal opened up and enveloped him before the thick smoke and flames could.
The blonde haired man rushed past what was left of the enemy Onagar.

[url="http://johnakweh..com]To be continued...[/url]

indigene:
Detrimental to your battery health?
Wait for electricity to come?
In this age of power banks.
Op where art thou comest from?

haha. . Nw u de try 2 tell me say ur area neva see nepa lite 4 about 2years nw abi . . Or wat?

don33310:
Thanks 4 the tip

u wlcm man. . Anytime!

Vasgas:
What if you borroiw money from mtn and tey it will it work

elucidate mre abeg

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Yeah, this is so possible… I know some might know the trick but as for me i just discovered it few days ago and it is working, funniest part is that, i’ve been using my blackberry Curve 2 to blog for some months now. I had to dump my laptop because it was so much easier to blog with my blackberry. I would write an article on how to blog with your blackberry phone very soon, but for now, it is how to continue browsing with you blackberry phone even if it shows ‘Battery too low for radio use’.
You know sometimes, while browsing you can be doing something important or you’re enjoying your chat, all of a sudden your blackberry phones shows ‘Battery Too Low For Radio Use’, you will be so unhappy to see that, and there is no electricity to charge your empty battery. Well, not too worry i will show you how you can continue browsing for over 15 minutes with the low battery. Yes, 15 minutes, i’ve used it for more than 30 minutes after battery too low for radio use.

What you have to do is, when your blackberry shows ‘Battery Too Low For Radio Use’, just dial 911



Dial 911 and it will show ‘calling emergency’. While displaying that, you will discover your network has come back again. All you have to do is just cut the call of the emergency and continue browsing for a short period of time.



Although, while browsing with it again, it can show the battery too low for radio use again, what you need to do is dial the 911 again and you will bring back your network again and again.

Note: While browsing with it, your phone can go off all of a sudden, don’t be scared okay, it means the battery is totally flat, what you have to do is wait for electricity to come up, connect your charger and charge your Phone.

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Yeah, this is so possible… I know some might know the trick but as for me i just discovered it few days ago and it is working, funniest part is that, i’ve been using my blackberry Curve 2 to blog for some months now. I had to dump my laptop because it was so much easier to blog with my blackberry. I would write an article on how to blog with your blackberry phone very soon, but for now, it is how to continue browsing with you blackberry phone even if it shows ‘Battery too low for radio use’.
You know sometimes, while browsing you can be doing something important or you’re enjoying your chat, all of a sudden your blackberry phones shows ‘Battery Too Low For Radio Use’, you will be so unhappy to see that, and there is no electricity to charge your empty battery. Well, not too worry i will show you how you can continue browsing for over 15 minutes with the low battery. Yes, 15 minutes, i’ve used it for more than 30 minutes after battery too low for radio use.

What you have to do is, when your blackberry shows ‘Battery Too Low For Radio Use’, just dial 911



Dial 911 and it will show ‘calling emergency’. While displaying that, you will discover your network has come back again. All you have to do is just cut the call of the emergency and continue browsing for a short period of time.



Although, while browsing with it again, it can show the battery too low for radio use again, what you need to do is dial the 911 again and you will bring back your network again and again.

Note: While browsing with it, your phone can go off all of a sudden, don’t be scared okay, it means the battery is totally flat, what you have to do is wait for electricity to come up, connect your charger and charge your Phone.

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I have come to discover that blackberry users enjoy much mb more than android users. Now am about to tell you, how you can get the blackberry 80mb for 100naira to work on your device or any device.

To Get Your's make sure you have upto N100 and send BBUD to 440 and you will be give 80mb for N100.

To check your mb data balance dial *123*10# kindly drop your comments below.

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Not so many knows about this new code.

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Kindly note that the imei that will be given in this post is for 2929MB (3GB)but you can use sms bomber to accumulate the data to 5859MB (6GB)or more.

Also when you tweak this imei you will be given two separate data 60MB 3GB or 60MB 6GB, the 60MB works for all apps but the additional 3GB/6GB 2go datawill only work for all your android apps if you use simple Android server (SAS) and Autoproxy apps.

Before we talk about how to configure both apps mentioned above let's get the data associated first.

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==> Tweak below imei

==>86498101254 - add any random 4digits (since IMEI's are 15digits)

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Chattering, laughing and squealing, they flocked along the red-dusted road, each with empty water-pots, clad in nothing but tie-dye clothing around breasts and waists. The leaves crunched beneath their bare feet. Far above, squirrels and birds were hopping from tree to tree, bush to bush, singing and whistling. The sun was sinking into the orange-blue clouds, beyond the furthest forest, blanketing the atmosphere in twilight, as though the earth was tinted in lemon yellow.
“Have you heard the latest news?” asked one of the maidens after a fit of laughter.
“You and your news, parrot mouth, we’re all ears,” someone mocked eyeing the four others, as if to say ‘let’s hear another lie’
“I can’t just imagine this,” she clapped twice, “eh, eh, Akanbi proposed to Abeni of all people, when the princess is still struggling to have him.”

“Abeni,” said another, puzzled, “which Abeni are you talking about?”
“Stay there, the one that wanted to fight me at the stream on the last market day.”
“You mean that…that saucy thing?” somebody exclaimed.
“You can’t be serious, are you?” queried yet another, “When was that, when did Akanbi propose to her?”
“According to Fadekemi, her best friend, it was this same yesterday.”
“Things are really happening in this village.”
“But men are naturally blind, you know,” said the first speaker, “I’m going to deal with that Abeni.”
“Not only you.”
****
Cupping her palm around the palm-oil lamp, Abeni slammed the bamboo door. Her body shivered, as did the golden flame, at the cold wind.
Olodumare, the supreme god, had dethroned the moon tonight, for in the afternoon the earth was drunk to stupor. It was the first rain of the season—the fifth moon— so the children had gathered at the village square, singing merrily, jumping excitedly like toads in a swamp. When Osumare, the god of rainbow, had crowned the sky with his beautiful colours, some elders had saluted, “Homage to you, the god of my ancestors!”
The wind was now blowing colder. Abeni dropped herself on a stone, leaned forward, pampering the lamp, elbows on thighs.
“Oh, Akanbi…” she whispered, shaking head, her emerald eyes glinting in the dim light.
Akanbi was a young hunter who, as a teenager, had slain a tiger with magic and spear. And he had refined the wild-skin to a loincloth, the teeth a necklace, which he further wore for hunting. He was revered by every hunter in Oloyade and far, far beyond. To his credit, he was charming beyond natural and thus, the dream of every maiden. Abeni on the other hand was the daughter of Ayandele, a popular drummer.
Four days back, Ayandele was invited as a musician at the egungun festival held by Balogun, the royal warlord. Ayandele sang and drummed with his band of seven, while Abeni danced along with five other maidens. Akanbi was seated among his hunter comrades. He could not resist Abeni, her pretty face and willowy figure—her skin was as gleaming and likewise coloured as a fresh palmwine gourd. Like river ripples swayed her slim waist, her ample bums, her blossomed breasts, to the drumbeat. Akanbi sent for her afterwards.
Walking towards him, her chest rumbled like thunder, her body shook. Together they strolled towards a nearby cashew tree; she tilted her head, covered her face—as though Akanbi’s eyes were a sun. Tall as she was, she was a dwarf beside him. His masculinity was profound, from his well-built figure, mountains of chests, wide shoulders. At last, he expressed how beautiful she looked and how well she had danced. She smiled like a girl of nine seasons, covering her face again. And she was nearly twenty-five.
Akanbi had buried his intention, until three days ago. Abeni received a male visitor who presented a leaf to her, a folded leaf, stating Akanbi as the sender. After revealing the item she clutched her chest, “A cock feather!” she gasped, eyes ablaze, lips trembled. It was aroko, an iconic sign, meaning, “I love/adore you.”
Abeni was now worried, utterly confused. Princess Ewatomi had come on the previous day, with three hunky warriors, to warn her, “If you ever accept his proposal, you will be severely dealt with. That, I promise you. If I want to share a man with someone—not even you, this wretched thing. The daughter of a beggar!”
Abeni and her parents were no descendants of Oloyade. Any attempt to defy the princess might lead to their banishment.
Taking a deep breath, her eyes glistened tearfully.

WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2.

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Noises, laughter, scream. He opened his eyes to see the white ceiling-fan rolling, the blades running after one another as if catching the other blades was the only thing they were created to do. Despite the ceiling fan, despite the speed at which it was rolling the heat was too much, unbearable. He was sweating profusingly, and even the bed he slept on was wet. Everything was blurry hat he brought out his hand to clear it. His eyes roamed the room to the parts he can see, scanning every corner slowly as if the noise that woke him was the noise of thief. He saw the shelves, which contained different shoes, shoes of different colours – black, brown, white, red, and other colours. His heart lurched the moment he saw his clothes: they were extremely beautiful.
The expression that might be found on a man that had just woken up is the grim expression, and this was the expression on his face, but he was not having such expression because it was typical of a person just waking; rather, he was having the expression because he just can’t help it, because he did not remember anything, anything about where he was, anything about himself, anything about he did sometimes before. The room of someone who is just waking is supposed to be his/her room, but he is sure he has never seen that room before in his life. The shoes should be his own but he can’t remember ever putting any of them on, the clothes on the hanger were his own but he can’t remember ever putting any of them on; not the shirt, neither the polo nor the trousers.
His phone vibrated and rang the moment he placed his back on the wall. He decided to stop breathing, and then started breathing very slowly, very very slowly as he began to look at the room again. He can’t remember anything, not a single thing and this annoys him. He smacked his head.
In addition, he looked at his phone, which was still vibrating to see who the caller was.
‘My Love’
My love?
He did not have any love or did he? He picked the call
‘Hello, Jerry, dear, how are you?’ the voice of a lady said with happiness radiating in.
‘I’m fine…’ he replied, then changed his mind, ‘I’m not fine… I’m not fine… Please who are you?’
‘Jerry, what are you saying?’
‘I don’t you… I don’t who you are’.
‘What are you saying, you don’t know me. Jerry, who is there with you?’
‘Here with me? Of course, nobody’, Jerry replied. At the same time, one of the girls among the children playing outside snickered loudly.
‘Is that not the voice of a lady?’
‘Yes… No’
‘You are a liar…You are cheating on me’.
‘Cheating you? I don’t even know you’.
‘Me…? Shade?’
‘Shade’
‘Ah! Jerry, you are a pretender, and I know what to do for you’.
The call went off. Jerry stared at the phone with his mouth open widely as he his eyes darted from one part of the room to another. HE smacked his head again.
‘Where am I?’
‘Who am I?’
‘What is wrong with me?’
He asked himself as he rose from the medium size bed he was sleeping. He was putting on a blue silk boxer, and just his singlet. He stepped out of the bed on to the brown rug, examining the room absentmindedly.
‘What is wrong with me?’ He muttered as he closed the door again.

WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER 2.

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Ladies, here are some basic rules to keep your man in your relationship, I know its hard but try your best to follow these rules below…

1. Give him space, don’t choke him

2. Just be Loyal and faithful

3. Try to be patient and enduring

4. Don’t dare ask for crazy things even
your parent can’t afford.

5. Stop the nag and complaints

6. You can stalk him of course

7. If your man doesn’t cheat to your face, or take his sidechicks calls in your presence don’t even bother to complain, just endure it your next might be worse.

8. Ladies be proud of your man, be his number one fan

9. Show him how caring you are

10. And lastly, pray for him… I know so many wouldn’t want to pray for their man but its a good thing to remember your man in your prayers.

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IGBO TRADER WRITING WAEC EXAM:

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School
where he registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: “Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop” (20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate:

OGA: Ebuka, how far? How e be?

EBUKA: E dey so simple Oga. Question
number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a shop.

OGA: Ehen- ehen…Wet in U come write?

EBUKA: hmmm. I write say “warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba.

OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat?

EBUKA: Yes Oga.

OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address. silly boy! Na so dem take dey get customers

HAHAHAHAHA!

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A man was trying to show
his 15 year old son
the danger in taking
alcohol so he brought
earthworm and alcohol.

He poured the alcohol on the earth worm.

After a little while the
worm dissolved and he
asked the child, “what
lesson can you
learn from this?” The boy replied, “when we
take alcohol, we
won’t have worms.”

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