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Politics / 2019 Elections: Should We Really Not Vote For A Leader Above 70years Of Age? by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:40am On Mar 11, 2018
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Let me start with a question? Has Nigeria ever had a better leader since handover to civilian government in 1999?
2019 is fast approaching and a new regime has to be elected into power. Many people support the idea of not voting for a leader over 70years of age. The idea erupted from the present administration.
Before Buhari came into power, many prophets prophesized that he was God-sent and would rescue Nigeria from the clutches of corrupt hands. We bought it all. Now after 2years plus, we hear the same prophets telling us that an old man cannot rule Nigeria and we shouldn't vote for him again in 2019. Looks like a merry-go-round to me. Some of them even said that he is already a dead man, a peep away from the grave (no insult to Mr. President, Sir).
I laugh at them. We don't need Prophets to tell us who to vote for. We have the power and initiative to vote for whoever we want. But look at it this way, how many presidential candidates are even below 65years of age in Nigeria? None! Truth is, Nigerians have no choice. We take what we are given. The politicians run this country and do not serve us. Rather, we serve them.
If someone like Atiku (at his age) is running for 2019 presidency, what hope do the "leaders of tomorrow" have in becoming a presidential candidate?
Science/Technology / Re: Get 10TIMES On Every Recharge For Calls, SMS And Data, On Your Airtel SIM Card by Johnakwehblog(m): 6:46am On Mar 11, 2018
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You can only browse with it, but no data is given.
Again, the money vanishes in a twinkle of an eye.
This is a useless bonus pack.

I fell a victim of this today.
You can also call and send sms..
Religion / "This Year Is Your Year!" - We Are Tired Of Hearing Pastors Say This by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:17pm On Mar 10, 2018
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Last year, an avid reader of this blog sent me an inbox on my Facebook handle saying:
"My Pastor said this year is going to be my year, let him come and explain what he meant by that because i never see any goodluck this year"
He send that message by December. Truly, do you agree that the sentence has been overused and is now a cliche?
A lot of Pastors are still using it, nonetheless. When you complain, they ask you to "sow a seed" (excluding tithes), and if it still dosen't change, you'll be asked to "sow a bigger seed". Now i ain't criticising them here, am just talking reality. 365 days of hoping and depending on what your Pastor says, is Bondage On Earth. We don't know which is the better part.
It's better for us now to look into ourselves and declare: WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING THAT! before it is too late. What do you think?

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Celebrities / #feb14: Photo Of Twin-guys Trying To Kiss As They Celebrate Valentines Day by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:06pm On Mar 10, 2018
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Throwback to Feb 14!

Don't ask me if this thing is real or not. It also beats the shit out of me as much as it does you.

Crime / Man Steals Rs. 200 For Hunger Is Killed, While A Man Steals 27000 Is Set Free by Johnakwehblog(m): 7:46pm On Mar 10, 2018
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The death, reflects the heinous, anti-human, violent, growing intolerance of the society. Happening in Nigeria too. In fact, everywhere.
Society, huh? Ofcourse!

Jokes Etc / Cartoon Of The Day: Beer Or A Rifle With Ammo? by Johnakwehblog(m): 12:55pm On Mar 10, 2018
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Ya'll get the gist, huh? Which country does this happen?

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Religion / Re: Why Is The Law Or Word (bible) Of God Almighty Sold? Is There A Conspiracy? by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:33am On Mar 10, 2018
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Religion / Why Is The Law Or Word (bible) Of God Almighty Sold? Is There A Conspiracy? by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:23pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Why do we buy Bibles? In the Old Testament, God gave Moses the laws for free because they were God's own laws which he wanted His people to abide by. Did He collect payment in any kind? Animals, land, money? No!
But what do we have in the twenty-first century? God's own laws are being sold. No wonder why he dosen't appear to us anymore like he used to BC. In Nigeria here, a Bible is roughly 1000naira. Is this fair?
What so many of us are blind to notice is that these Bibles are being published in different forms. King James, Good News, New Jerusalem, New Living Translation, Gideons International, etcetera. King James is the worst. Lemme show you why.
In Matthew 2:17, the name "Jeremy" was used instead of "Jeremiah". Am tempted to use the F word here. What does that tell you? Is that a conspiracy to shame the Bible? You'd be very suprised that the conpanies publishing and selling copies of the Bible every day aren't even Christian-Owned or in any way connected to the Church. Am sure you can even order the Bible online from Ebay, Craiglist, Jumia, Konga and other e-market stores. Why the hell is the law of God Almighty sold?
Science/Technology / PHOTO: A Spiral Sunset - An Exquisite Phenomenon by Johnakwehblog(m): 9:33pm On Mar 08, 2018
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Amazing huh? Yep! Where else have you seen this? Or is this just your first time? How about sitting side-to-side with your girlfriend on a park bench and watching this exquisite phenomenon? Romantic!

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Celebrities / The Survivor by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:37am On Feb 05, 2018
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Franc Selak a Croatian man, escaped more vehicle accidents than most people are willing to put up with. His strange story began in the sixties when he was riding on a train that derailed into a river. Selak wasn't among the seventeen dead, having escaped with a broken arm.
A year later, Selak who had developed fear for trains, was taking a flight on a commercial airliner when the cabin doors were blown off. Selak was blown away with nineteen other people. He was the only one to have survived, landing on a haystack and avoiding other injuries. A year after that, Selak entered a bus and found himself in a freezing water again. It is therefore an undeniable fact that indeed, he has escaped premature death in so many circumstances; showing that IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE DELIVERED FROM PREMATURE DEATH.
Nairaland / General / 'ice-cream' In English, Yoruba, Igbo And Hausa Languages by Johnakwehblog(m): 2:20pm On Feb 04, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/ice-cream-in-english-yoruba-igbo-and.html

The sunday here is so hot that i decided to go out and go get an ice-cream. But guess what? How the hell do people pronounce the word Ice-Cream?? Oya!
English: Ice Cream
Yoruba: Asi krimu
Igbo: Iezz Kilim
Hausa: High Screen..
Happy sunday jare.
Events / IN ADVANCE: Best Valentine Gifts For Your Partner This Year by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:12am On Feb 04, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/in-advance-best-valentine-gifts-for.html


Valentine is coming. But what is Valentine really and how do we celebrate it?
For me, Valentine is a Love Day. The day where love is freely shown to every person on this planet, irrespective of who you are. We can celebrate Valentine by hanging-out. Most, prefer this one. But what about gifting? Even if you do not have a partner, get a gift for your next door neighbour.
Lemme help you out.
1. Get your girl a sweet necklace or a wrist one. Put it on for her just to show that you're in charge.
2. Guys love music. Girls, get your man an album of his favourite artiste. You can also get him an Ipod. It's still in markets, you know.
3. Get something fiesty for your next door neighbour. Has he/she been wanting to get a particular item? That they even get sleepless nights? Get it for him/her if you can afford it. If you can't, go for something affordable. 4. Get something for your parents too. Why? Why not? They might be old-fashioned but hey, we still got short-sleeved suit jackets in the market. And that multi-frequency Haoning radio? Don't you miss it.
5. Get your siblings things like a camera, PSP, Gucci paraphernalia (i heard Gucci soap is out!) and what-have-you.
So much gifts to give your partner now. So prepare yourself. Come February 14th.

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Literature / SHORT STORY: The Snake Prince: The Glitter Of Death by Johnakwehblog(m): 8:43pm On Jan 26, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/short-story-snake-prince-glitter-of.html


Once upon a time, there lived a king who had a daughter called Aminat. She was the most beautiful girl in town. Aminat was asked for her hand in marriage by so many young men, but she refused. Her expectation was for a ready-made handsome young man with riches.
One day, as she was on a visit to a friend's house, she saw a prince riding on a horse with many slaves following him and carrying his riches. The princess was so dazzled that she fell in love with him at first sight. She ran to herfather to tell him about the prince. Her father was so pleased that his daughter had finally found a husband. So the prince and princess got married. As they were riding to the prince's palace, they passed through a thick forest and the husband turned into a Python. The princess was so frightened that she fell down, collapsed and died. That snake (python) became an ancestral demon/monument still worshipped in that town till today.
Literature / Short But Sad Story: The Scorpion And The Turtle by Johnakwehblog(m): 4:08pm On Jan 25, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/short-but-sad-story-scorpion-and-turtle.html

Once upon a time, the scorpion wanted to cross the river. It noticed a turtle on the rock and begged the turtle to ferry it across the river where it could find some succulent green vegetation.
The turtle asked, "How can i be sure you will not sting my neck?" "Don't be silly," the scorpion shouted back, "If i did that, we would both drown." The turtle was persuaded and so they both swam (with the scorpion strapped to the turtle's back) towards the green vegetation. When they were almost at the end of the river, contrary to its promise, the scorpion stung the turtle on the neck. Struggling to make it to the riverbank and gasping, the turtle with a look of betrayal asked the scorpion, "Why did you do this to me?" Jumping off from the turtle's back to safety on the land, he replied, "I thought you might dive under the water and drown me."
What did you learn guys? I learnt that people find it very hard to trust others.
Health / READ WHY: Why You Should -no, Must!- Drink Alcohol by Johnakwehblog(m): 5:46pm On Jan 24, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/read-why-why-you-should-no-must-drink.html


When used moderately, alcohol can indeed be a source of pleasure. Alcohol (wine, beer, rum) can make you happy and even enhance the taste of food.
The Americans today always love to order a drink before the main meal is served, at restaurants. Do you know why? Obviously because it makes the taste of a food more tasteful.
When you've come of age and you decide to drink, do it responsibly. Don't drink like a madman. In as much as Alcohol helps one to function better, never drink as an escape or in order to gain artificial courage.
Some reasons why you should drink Alcohol are:
1. It helps in weight loss.
2. It helps to fight cold.
3. Moderate drinking improves sexual function in men.
4. It helps to maintain the heart.
5. It boosts one's memory.
6. It makes you live longer.
7. It helps to enhance the effect of vaccines.
8. It enhances six-pack albs and muscles work-out.
So, what are you waiting for? Hit the bar but don't get drunk.
Nairaland / General / The Good Thing About Sex Dolls That Many Guys And Girls Are Ignorant Of by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:08pm On Jan 23, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/the-good-thing-about-sex-dolls-that.html

Sex Dolls has been trending for a while now since it's entrance into social media. Reactions are enormous. Especially here in Nigeria.
Nigerians are blasting it's emergence. True, it might be a "plan of the devil" as they put it, but haven't they been fornicating before sex Dolls came to a reality?
In as much as it may be a bad market to most prostitutes, since it will soon be installed in brothels and LovePeddler houses, it has just a little good thing.
It is loyal and STD free.
Girls ain't loyal anymore and therefore they contract all sorts of sex diseases. Don't you think this aspect is beneficial to the men and vice versa?
Nairaland / General / 2018: Important Things About Nigeria That You Might Have Missed by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:11am On Jan 21, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/important-things-about-nigeria-that-you.html

Location:West Africa, bodering the North Atlantic Ocean between Benin and Cameroon. Her Federal Capital Territory is Abuja.
Nigeria has a population range of about 125,514,501, while her currency in Naira, which is One Hundred Kobo. The official language the people use is English. Nigeria has a total area of 923,770 square kilometres. This land area is slightly more than twice the size of California in the U.S.A.
The land boundaries of Nigeria have a total of 4,047 km shared among Benin (773 km), Cameroon (1,690 km), Chad (87 km) and Niger (1,497 km) respectively. Her coastline is 853 km while her major rivers are Niger and Benue. She has eight seaports. Nigerian Maritime claims are: Continental shelf: 200m depth or to the depth of exploitation. Exclusive economic zone is 200m, her territorial sea is 30mm.
Nigeria's major International disputes centre on: Demarcation of international boundaries in Lake Chad, the lack of which led to border incidents in the past now completed and awaiting ratification by Cameroon, Chad, Niger and Nigeria. Another dispute with Cameroon over land and maritime boundaries in the vicinity of the Bakassi Peninsula was referred to the International Court of Justice who decided the case in favour of Cameroon.
The climate of Nigeria varies along equatorial in South tropical in centre and arid in the North. Nigerian terrain shows that southern lowlands merge into central hills and plateaus mountains in southeast plains in North. The two major natural hazards are periodic droughts and floods.
Nigeria's natural resources include: Petroleum, Tin, Columbite, Iron-ore, Coal, Limestone, Lead, Zinc, Natural gas. The land use in Nigeria shows: Arable land (31%), Permanent crops (3%), Meadows and Pastures (23%), Forest and Woodland (15%), while others put together is 28%. Irrigated land in Nigeria is 8,650 sq km (as at 1989).
Literature / Re: THROWBACK STORY: The Ear And The Mosquito by Johnakwehblog(m): 5:56pm On Jan 18, 2018
Ebios:
U tried sha...
What l hear was that...
People said d world was endin as a result of the falling nature of the sky n all d animals started running after hearing abt it from one animal and then to another and to another...


As mosquito heard abt it too,he started running but later go tired and stopped.He told himself that he would not ask fellow animals but humans.He saw one man and asked,
"Helo sir,they said the world is ending,is it true?"
The man ignored him and walked away.He started running after him and asked again.As the man still kept quiet,he decide to bite him.

So when next a mosquito comes near u with that usual noise,just give him the answer and it will go away without biting u.But if u dont....
Mmmmmmm
Lol.. those are folktales for you
Literature / THROWBACK STORY: The Ear And The Mosquito by Johnakwehblog(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/throwback-story-ear-and-mosquito.html


The entire world was starving. There was hardly a morsel of food left anywhere. Only the mosquito had a little calabash bowl of flour hidden away. Each day the mosquito mixed up a bit of porridge and carefully hid the remainder under a stone in the corner of his hut.
The ear was starving and in desperation came to seek food at the mosquito's house. He was so thin he could hardly walk. As he approached the mosquito's house he saw him hide something under a stone.
When the mosquito hadgone to bathe in the river, the ear stole the bowl of flour and made a big dish of porridge and shared it with his hundreds of hungry children.
The mosquito returned from his bath and was hungry so he looked under the stone to get some flour and found that it was gone. He quickly flew to his nearest neighbour, the ear and demanded his food.
'If you do not give me back my flour, i shall never leave you. I will bother you when you hunt or fish or sleep,' whined the mosquito. So, when a mosquito comes to bite a man, the chief of all living things, it first goes to the ear and whines, 'Give me my flour!'
If a man hears this and does not give it, the mosquito takes his food where he can find it.
Education / How Reading Can Improve Your I.Q Reasoning By 2% In 2018 by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:38am On Jan 16, 2018
Source: https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/how-reading-can-improve-your-iq.html


Nigerian Lifestyle Blogger, John Akweh, speaks on how reading can improve your cognitive assonance to a higher level. The seventeen year old blogger dedicates this interesting topic to the students as they resume or prepare to resume their next semester.
"I know some readers would be asking "Why 2% and not 30% or even more?". Well, the brain dosen't work that way. In fact, anyone who can be able to use about ten to twenty percent of his I.Q is a genius.
"Now after i wrote my Common Entrance Examination in Lagos in 2007, i went into reading. My kind of reading was based on story books and novels. What these kind of books do is to improve your vocabularly, grammar, tenses, and gives you lessons. What you learned from the stories, whether good or bad, are your lessons. When i went back to school, i could catch 12-digit numbers in just a glance. My vocab increased so much that my mates and teachers would ask me to rewine what i said. I also became fast in finding answers to the questions asked by my teachers. My memory too, was awesome, that even now i can still tell you the number of girls (and their names) that became my friends at that time. *wink* Lol. But, that was really it.
"Well, there are also books of wisdom that helps to change your individuality and your mode of thinking for the better. They tellw you more about life, its ups and downs, what to go into and what not, and they even advice you on what kinds of ventures to invest your time and money in. Turning you into a smartass! Donald Trump, President of U.S.A, is a billionaire and reads two books every week. Now i don't mean novels or trashy romantic stuffs, i mean books that helps on investments. That man knows what he spends his time on. If a multi-billionaire and also a President of The United States can devote his time to reading atleast two books on business investments every week, then what the hell are you waiting for?
"head over to the bookshop now and get a good book that can give you wisdom and lessons and you'll be on your way to a better Intelligence Quotient (I.Q). Thank you."
Career / Easy Ways On How To Pass A Job Interview In Nigeria In 2018 by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:43am On Jan 16, 2018
Source:
https://johnakweh..com/2018/01/easy-ways-on-how-to-pass-job-interview.html


The fact that there are less job opportunities everywhere dosen't serve as a yastic for a job finder to give up looking for a job.
Some of the reasons why you don't get a job might be because of how you responded to the interview. This article will guide a job seeker on how to prepare and averagely pass any job interview in 2018.
Before goingfor a job interview, remember, first impressions are lasting impressions. How you dress will tell your employer about 50% about you. Avoid wearing jeans and sneakers to an interview. If it's an office job, dress as a business person. If it's a factory job, wear slacks and a shirt (clean and pressed), along with neat looking shoes.
If you're a lady, be modest and use less cosmetics. Naija girls, don't pack every kind of colour on your face oh. Wo, you don fail be dat nah!
Always go to the interview alone, bringing your friend or relative will show your employer that you are inmature.
When asked if you've had previous work experience, be honest and avoid exaggeration. You may not know, but you might have had a previous work experience even when you are hunting for your first real job. Were you a good public speaker? Did you use to do domestic works or chores? Did you ever baby-sit? Did you take care of any responsibility at your place of worship? If so, mention them or list it in your CV to show that you can handle responsibility.
Why do you want to work in our company? What made you like the job?Questions like this will sure be asked. You must convince him that you want to do the work and can do it. Don't start telling him about your personal, home or family problems here. He or she is only interested in how well you will fit the job. Thinking about the benefit alone will make your interviewer lose interest in you.
Use good English, be enthusiastic, but don't talk too much (Igbo boys take note!). Listen carefully; be polite. Avoid arguements with your employer.
Finally, if it seems you will not get the job, seek employer's advice about other job vacancies. Send your interviewer a brief thank-you letter immediately after the interview. This will put you in a good standing with him or her.
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers Who Want Backlink Get In Here by Johnakwehblog(m): 10:19pm On Dec 23, 2017
I blog lifestyle.. and so, the knowledge that i have attained from blogging cannot be over-emphasized..

I mean, when you blog everyday, you learn new things

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Webmasters / Re: Can I Know The Youngest Nigeria Blogger by Johnakwehblog(m): 2:00pm On Dec 12, 2017
Mrlandi:

You are not there is a blogger I know of 15years
Www.daviesblog.com
Www.yabablog.com
He started the blog october, 2017. That's nice.
Webmasters / Re: Can I Know The Youngest Nigeria Blogger by Johnakwehblog(m): 6:58am On Dec 12, 2017
Wizmike111:
www.trendzhelm.com

Am 14 years old.. I'll be 15 by Dec 28th
Is this you at fourteen?

Webmasters / Re: Can I Know The Youngest Nigeria Blogger by Johnakwehblog(m): 6:54am On Dec 12, 2017
Mrlandi:

You age please I want to write about it
i Am seventeen years.
Webmasters / Re: Can I Know The Youngest Nigeria Blogger by Johnakwehblog(m): 11:59pm On Dec 09, 2017
Am here... My blog is www.itsjohnakweh.cf
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