IGBO TRADER WRITING WAEC EXAM:

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School
where he registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: “Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop” (20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate:

OGA: Ebuka, how far? How e be?

EBUKA: E dey so simple Oga. Question
number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a shop.

OGA: Ehen- ehen…Wet in U come write?

EBUKA: hmmm. I write say “warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba.

OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat?

EBUKA: Yes Oga.

OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address. silly boy! Na so dem take dey get customers

HAHAHAHAHA!

*******************

A man was trying to show
his 15 year old son
the danger in taking
alcohol so he brought
earthworm and alcohol.

He poured the alcohol on the earth worm.

After a little while the
worm dissolved and he
asked the child, “what
lesson can you
learn from this?” The boy replied, “when we
take alcohol, we
won’t have worms.”

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BillDesmond2much:
All lies, tried it a month ago, it never worked

Nawa o. . Who dey lie?

BillDesmond2much:
It's funny u are building a future in the blogging community circled around cheats, defrauding the network providers and u wonna progress?
#Ebonyi(Uburu)Boy

Haha. . I see

Uhm, . . Just wanna ask. . Which network cheat should i be posting?? . . . Because if you check ma latest viral cheat on nairaland. . Replies were made only on the Mtn own saying it wasn't working. . I bet they didn't try the etisalat own which works perfectly.

Xo i dey ask una nairalanders including maself (already answered maself), which network cheat do you prefer most.

Voting process . .

Israel5:
WOW! I cnt believe it.. 300mb! Wonderful.. Ahhh...











It's a Big lie! Op, ur head dia

Wayo man

FYB:
I didn't get any reply

Check ur mb, or better still. . Send it again

To get the free 300mb on your sim. Just send 11 to 400 as a message.

Then you will recieve a reply that, "Here is 100mb internet data reward for being with MTN as we begin the Season of Surprise! Use it to browse for the next 7 days FREE. Thanks for your loyalty."

Continue sending 11 to 400 to increase ur mb.

NOTE: THIS CHEAT DOESN'T WORK ON ALL SIMS AND ALSO, YOU WON'T SEE THE MB IF YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR MB BUT JUST CONTINUE BROWSING AND DOWNLOADING.

If you didn't get a reply. Keep sending 11 to 400. Use *559*4# to check the mb.

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Happy Sunday!

Kaymu 4s an online marketplace for buying and selling electronics, clothing, real estate and vehicles.

Dial *662*7*6*1*3# For 100mb.

Read more >>

Dem say i no de post for here. . Ok o. . Nw i don post o. . Make una see am below if na wetin de scratch una since

Lamudi is simply a place in Lagos that offers Flats, Houses, Lands, and Commercial Real Estate For Rent & For Sale in Nigeria.

So They give out 100Mb to All Nigerians MTN Subscribers to access their websites to book and make order and also see price of house updated when available.

[url=www​.lamudi.com.ng]Lamudi[/url]

Steps Involved ...!

1) Dial *662*7*4*3#
or
Dial *662# then press 7, then press 4, then press 3.

2) You will be given 100Mb. Make sure you use it with your default browser(Operamini) that came with the phone.

How To Re-use it?

Dial *662*6# to opt out once it 2hrs to end of the subscription. It lasts for 24hrs.

You can Reuse it forever until they finish their contract with MTN.

Enjoy and drop your comments below if its have been useful.

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[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/bvn-jpg.54214/[/img]

Nigerians in the United Kingdom have been asked to pay about £30 (about N10, 000) for the registration of the Bank Verification Number.

According to PUNCH, the directive by the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN has caused mass uproar. Some Nigerians during the week stormed the Nigeria High Commission in London to protest against the directive of the apex bank.

Speaking on the protest, a highly placed official in the ministry explained that the Nigeria High Commission in UK was not involved in the BVN registration, stressing that it was handled by a private firm which has no relationship with the embassy.
Read full story here

toluine56:

Nah i aint opening ur blog.
rather u should direct us to waec's press release, website or sumtin else..sowie

didn't beg u to

toluine56:
really?
its too early or what are u up to

haha. . .dats what we call "latest update" . . Check d post nd read it

Abeg make una no wait o!

The link below:

http://johnakweh..in/2015/07/waec-result-20142015-is-out-check-yours.html

Here comes a wow!

With this you can now browse for complete six months without paying a dime. This cheat has been up and running so grab your own now.

These Are The Requirements Below:

1) A Tecno L3 Device.

2) A MTN Sim. Then Insert The MTN Sim Card Into The L3 Phone And Scroll To The Message Interface And Send The Word, "TECNO" To 131
And Wait Till You Recieved A Confirmation Message.

That's All. Start Browsing Immediately. Enjoy Your Self Cruishing
If you don't have Techno L3 Look for any high version Tecno and Try.

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Our techgurus from JohnAkwehBlog has made this research go viral!

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wildchild1:

Which one is airtel smart sim card again?
Im using the normal airtel sim and 5mb is what i got

hmm. . Ok then dial d code again. You might get anoda 5mb free.

NaijaCuzin:
Bros dat one na for only whatsapp

ya, na 4 only whatsapp

wildchild1:

Its just 5MB na

Use airtel smart sim card

phayvoursky:


HOW DO I CHECK MY DATA BALANCE

Ok its

*123*8#

U dn even remind me ma, i go update am.

gabazin080:
shey na free

Check the title of the post. . Na wetin u see? Na wa o. . Na so una go take fail exam.

Dial *948*1# now to start surfing the internet for free on your Airtel sim. You can also use it to chat on whatsapp, facebook, BBM, 2go.

Then dial *123*8# to check bundle balance.

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Nd I've wasted 22kb opening this trash

Calling it trash??

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