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Please o, I need urgent help. As i’m talking to you now, it is a serious emergency, i’m on my way to the hospital now. Please advice me my friends.

Last night, as i was sleeping, I forgot to close my mouth, so a Rat entered into my Tummy ooooo, and I can feel it right now playing inside my Tummy oooo. What can I do about this? Should I swallow a cat to kill the Rat inside my Tummy? Or I should swallow Rat poison to kill it? Or should I swallow Rat Trap or Rat gum to get rid of the Rat?

Infact here are my options, and your opinions are needed on my next move:


1) Cat

2) rat poison

3) Rat trap/gum

4) Others(specify)


I’m waiting PLEASE!!!
It’s a matter of life and death

THANKS
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS JABreader SHOULD DO, BEFORE THE RAT GETS TO HIS INTESTINES?

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http://johnakweh..in/2015/07/saturday-opinion-come-in-guys.html

Google is making it easier to steer clear of the trouble that can be caused by a misdirected or inappropriate email.

An option to cancel the delivery of an email within 30 seconds of hitting the send button is now a standard safeguard in Google's Gmail as part of a settings change made this week.

The "undo send" feature had already been available for the past six years in Google's experimental labs, but that required Gmail users taking extra steps to get it.

Gmail accountholders will now be able to activate the protection in Gmail's settings. The tool delays the delivery of emails from five to 30 seconds after the send button is pressed to give users a fleeting chance to retrieve an email mistakenly sent to the wrong person or an ill-conceived communique.

Google inserted the "undo send" feature last month into an email management application called "Inbox" designed for mobile devices.

Gmail, started 11 years ago, is the far more popular email service. It now boasts more than 900 million accountholders worldwide, according to statistics that Google released last month.

Source: http://johnakweh..in/2015/06/popular-google-mail-or-gmail-adds-undo.html

sinaj:


*whispers* bros she fine o!

no b small ma broda

kingstylo01:
thanks for your swift reply bro. Buh there is something i want you to clearify:
if i start a blog (i.e ..com) and after 3 months want to change it to .com.
There is a possibility that some cyber squatters will buy the .com before me, and i can't get the .com of that particular site (e.g i started nearnaija..com, after 3 months of intensive blogging, i want to change it to nearnaija.com, buh unfortunately it is not available because someone has chosen it, i.e the .com).
How true is this?


Or once i've created nearnaija..com, i can change it to
nearnaija.com
nearnaija.net
nearnaija.org e.t.c anytime i want (hope you get my question)

hmmm. . Dat can't b possible. . If u read Things to consider before starting a blog you would understand more. U av 2 find a name 4 ur blog dat hasn't been used b4 by any webmaster or fellow blogger. Better still, register d . and at once, change it 2 .com domain xo dat s0me cyber squatters as u call them won't b able 2 park it b4 u.

ogorkojo:
Never knew Stella was dis Ugly.

i'm telling u. . D first time i c her pic 4 ma f0ne. . Nepa take light, na as i commot d pic wey nepa kari lite come back. .i shock! Bt wait o, u fine?

It is a common saying in the political terrain that there are no permanent friends or enemies, only permanent interests.

With recent happenings in the entertainment industry, it seems the above phrase has also found truism in the world of art.


*Kate Henshaw & Genevieve Nnaji


It is not unusual to find alliances and cliques formed between entertainers in various sectors of the industry such as in Nollywood, music, and comedy. What is however puzzling to observers is how quickly these friendships sometimes fall apart. It makes one question: was there ever any substance to the associations in the first place?

Some of these crumbled relationships start out as fairytale romances which the parties involved shout about from the high heavens, and in the end, they also hate themselves as passionately as they once loved. They do not hesitate to wash their dirty linens in public, and no detail, no matter how dirty or gory, is spared.

We hereby present to you some of the most celebrated relationships in the Nigerian entertainment industry which have crumbled like packs of badly arranged cards. Enjoy…

Genevieve Nnaji And Kate Henshaw

These two actresses are some of the brightest stars in the Nigerian movie industry, but unfortunately, that’s where the similarity ends. The two pretty role-interpreters can best be described as sworn enemies.

Though not much is known about the cause of the bad blood between them, industry sources whisper that it has to do with comparison between the two as to who’s better in their chosen profession. When they meet at events, the two do not greet nor acknowledge each other; even when they sit on the same table; they act like the other doesn’t exist.

Kate played her first lead role in Nollywood in 1993, well before Genevieve who came into the industry in 1998. They are both also single mothers.

Linda Ikeji And Stella Dimoko Korkus


*Linda Ikeji



*Stella Dimoko Korkus


Call them the queens of blogging in Nigeria, and you wouldn’t be wrong. In the early days, they were never shy to advertise their closeness to the world, but over the years, their relationship has deteriorated badly. Initially, Linda used to source stories from Stella’s blog, and gave appropriate credit, but reports say that the enmity between them started when Stella reported a fight between Linda and her former best friend, Egor Efiok. Since that episode, Stella has called out Linda on her blogs many times, even going to the extent of accusing the latter of spewing trash on her blog under anonymous mode. The fans of the two bloggers have also been drawn into the battle as the comment sections of both blogs are filled with various abuses and insults hurled at the duo by both camps.

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kingstylo01:
I have some questions to ask.
1. What is the clear difference between hosted blog and domain name?
2. How much does a domain name cost?
3. Lets say i created a blog: www.meagain..com . I now decided to make it a full site. Www.meagain.com .
Now, can i change it from . to .com without fear of losing the original name.(i.e, can another person use the same name as .com while am still using the ., or does it mean that once i've created the ., no one can use the same name again, even in .com) hope you guys get my point.

Cc: tallesty1
Johnakwehblog

domain name varies, weda .com, .net, .org. . .com is about $8.99 i.e. N1,670. . .net and .org, 'em nt sure.

we term it as domain parking. . U buy a .com domain. . Park it and set nameservers. . Ans 2 ur 3rd question is, u can still use d .com and ..com 2geda. Dats all.

damiloladuke:
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u sabi!

emri54:
http://www.emrislot.com/

haha, bad dude! Abeg u go teach me hw u pt thumbnails 4 ur posts abeg o. . .luv ur blog.

Posd:


ishld change it right

ur choice man! Pt i prefer u change it to white

fineyemi:
For educational, university n polytechnics new

http://Guru9ja..com

9ce posts! Bt me no fancy d design. Y una lyk dark bckgrounds naa?

[Reminisce – Verse]
Oh lord bami dariji wan
Ko fi enu to fi pe me local pemi number one
Owo yapa ninu bank account mi
Furoh lan land eh yapa lori tabili mi
Street ti take over, tucking in ko jawo mo
Street ti take over, word play o jawo mo
Street ti take over, tucking in ko jawo mo
Street ti take over, word play o jawo mo

hooo… ahaha ibile, tele wan lo ile majeh koh shot door yehn
mo tun teh so jue fun wan lori floor yehn
eyin form girlfriend yin lokoh yehn
punchline werey wo? Owun le ti gbo yehn
shebi tele tele won so pe mio cool
nisin moti d oba tin ba koja ninu hood
ko jakajika tori mofe get food.. hmm hmm
shiba skrhmmmmm ba bu
ibile wole pelu shi nana mefa
meta ninu awon omo yehn current girlfriend fresh rapper
fi ina si Champaign fun won ko pariwo up nepa
Ani kamosin lomo pemi ni hot stepper
It took a while to get me here
So am going to take my time in here
Show me who rap pass me this year
Na owo kin rie abi ofe teh
Oya check chat eh tani oun top eh
Tio ba si’nibi moti flop eh
Oti peh ti moun grow ti mo crop eh
Ibile iyalaya hiphop eh
nike pelu Jordan canvass, Gucci flipflop eh
wa’ni mo sin gbere so mio le hiphop eh

Lolololo… Local rappers

Awon fans jara wan ni*** wanti boh pampass


[Olamide Verse]
Oh Lord… this can’t be me
Mo lo ba, mo mi girl she can’t believe
Owo yapa loru tabili
Olo*** yapa tofe sample mi
Heyy… Ani punch line o jawo mo
Street ti take over punchline ojawo mo
Heyy… ani punchline ojawo moh
Street ti take over punchline ojawo mo
Skrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaa
Makanaki wey dey kakki
I dey drive them crazy, koni da fun won banky
Daniyanki, exactly mo’n ran pe
Won fi ina wa mi kiri bi zaki
but they can’t see am so fat on
Ghost mode ni mo wa
Wan gbe sori bi daleyaki
I be paki but i don frosh
Owo ti’n yapa, awon temi ni’gboro lo’n back mi
Who’s ganna bang, if na my gang, who’s ganna beh
Mummy yin ati daddy yin ko le beh
What you heard, i ain’t talking about you
I gat too many screws loosing in the head
To ba de aro, lo be re mi’n beh
Moni duplex pelu bq two bed
Ti’eku n to ba jade to ba lo pa eran ninu’gbo
To ba ri kinihun ah fun’beh
Oooshey Hot Ni*** awon eyan bobby smurda
Mo ti take over throne yi awon eyan te fi shó da
Bobby smurda gan join lowo bai bai
Hit melo le tini te wa lon shey bye bye
Skruuuuuuuuuu abi’on sun… eh shima join band awon sami oposu
Ebele… eku ro lo na jo, oba’nbo
My wackest track is the only track on your album


[Phyno Verse]
Jeso, this cant be me Omuwa ka umuachara na achozi edecieve?
I dey I RunTown but i aint got Dilli.
Nwanne, biko inasu phoney, tell me what you mean
Kupu, imana punch line adighi enye ego
The street don takeover, local na ewetezi ego
Nwanne, imana punch line adiro enye ego
Ha sina mu bu bad influence mana kita ha na enye mu ego
Nwanne gbuoru mu siren (nwiwo nwiwo)
Local boy, ha sina mu bu local boy mana umu asa si overseas na likichazi my toy
Ha fu kam kponye with my guys, ha ncha abia joinia my convoy
Na elele my movie, i guess na mu buzi the local troy
You never care, thats what you say but i can get **** on a Tuesday
Isina mu di local mana osina omu bu the way
Ya mere in akokwa tu nwa gi ana apia my way
Emeremu ya back2back2back, run street like i’m the new 2pac
From the ground i rose to top the chart
Ni gio ma kanefe labun d height
Huh.. imo shishe habun d light
You hate me imu ake tolo bite
****************************


[Phyno’s Complete Verse Loading…]
[You can send corrections/lyrics to johnakweh@gmail.com]
*****************************


[Phyno Hook]
Jeso, this cant be me Omuwa ka umuachara na achozi edecieve?
I dey run town but i no get the lead
Nwanne, biko inasu phoney, tell me what you mean


[Olamide Hook]
Oh Lord… this can’t be me
Mo lo ba, mo mi girl she can’t believe
Owo yapa loru tabili
Olo*** yapa tofe sample mi


[Reminisce Hook]
Oh lord bami dariji wan
Ko fi enu to fi pe me local pemi number one
Owo yapa ninu bank account mi
Furoh lan land eh yapa lori tabili mi
Street ti take over, word play o jawo mo
Street ti yake over, tucking in ko jawo mo
Street don takeover, local na ewetezi ego
Street ti take over punchline ojawo mo

Skrrrrrrruuuuuuaaa

[http://johnakweh..co.il/2015/06/lyrics-reminisce-ft-phyno-olamide-local.html]

I Pack My Bags
I’m Leaving Town
I Bought One Way Ticket
I Ain’t Coming Back
It’s Goodbye Friends And Goodbye Folks
I’m Heading For The City
And That’s My Home
Hmm Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo


And Goodbye Mama
Please Dont Cry
See I Can’t Stay
Dont Ask Me Why
I Gat No Money
Just Hopes And Dreams
I’m Gonna Find My Destiny
I Heard About Life
Life In The City
So That’s Where All The Dreams Come True
I’m Gonna Work Hard In The City
So Wish Me Well
Wish Me Well


I’m Gonna Be A Famous
Super Star
I’m Gonna Drive A Big whole Fancy Car
And Fly My Own Plane
All Across This World
And When The Time Is Right, I’ll Find Myself A Girl
I Heard About Life
Life In The City
So That’s Where all Dream Come True
I’m Gonna Work Hard In The City
So Wish Me Well
Wish Me Well


Hmm Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo


I Heard About Life, In The City
Thats Where all Dreams Come True
I’m Gonna Work Hard In The City
So Wish Me Well
Wish Me Well


I Heard About Life In The City
Thats Where all My Dreams will Come True
I’m Gonna Work Hard
And When I Get There
So Wish Me Well
Wish Me Well


[http://johnakweh..co.il/2015/06/lyrics-timi-dakolo-wish-me-well.html]

Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangote insists that soon he will have ‘enough time and enough resources’ to buy Arsenal football club, whatever the price.

Dangote, 58, is Africa’s richest man having amassed a fortune in the region of $18.4 billion (£12.2 billion). He is currently the 67th richest man in the world.

He first spoke of his interest in purchasing the Gunners last month when he admitted that ‘one day’ he hoped to buy the club, adding that he ‘already knew’ his strategy to take them forward.

That day may arrive sooner than first expected, with Dangote telling the BBC Tuesday that completion of his proposed oil refinery in Nigeria will provide the funds necessary to launch a takeover of the club.

“When we get this refinery on track, I will have enough time and enough resources to pay what they are asking for,” he told BBC Hausa.

“There were a couple of us who were rushing to buy, and we thought with the prices then, the people who were interested in selling were trying to go for a kill,” Dangote continued.

“We backtracked, because we were very busy doing other things, especially our industrialisation.”

“They are doing well, but they need another strategic direction,” he added. “They need more direction than the current situation, where they just develop players and sell them.”

Stan Kroenke is Arsenal’s majority shareholder, with the American owning 66.64% of the club’s parent company, Arsenal Holdings plc.

[http://johnakweh..co.il/2015/06/i-am-ready-to-buy-arsenal-at-whatever.html]

kingarmini:
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pls i need help i can't sign up for adsense .. i already have 300 post 3000 views , or is it not enough?

c u, me wey i get 5000+ pageviews nko. . Nd note dat ur blog must b 6months old. . Lots of contents too

abduljabbar4:
Abdulplayer.

Please I need review and traffic. It was created 5 days ago and I'm a beginner

true, d name of ur blog no match d contents at all. . I dnt fancy ur template ma sef. .

Eaglesman:
pinkygist..com please review, I also need more traffic

nice, nice, nice. . U need mre traffic? Den try updating regularly. . Ur latest post na on june 11 . .na wa o!

Khnightwulka:
Here is my blog....

www.lexhansplace..com

I redsgnd n changed my url

nice theme, gud wrk. . Abeg wich adnetwrk u de use na?

U can now submit ur posts & topics to ma blog.
Guys u gotta try dix out. . Just visit ma new blog, then select Send us an article at de header, nd jst submit an article. . Its work in progress.

www.fornaija.tk

spicyjoevibez:
To enjoy current Updates and news around the world visit www.spicyjoevibes.com

nawao, na 14 pages ur blog get?? . . Well. . No prob, its cool.

darmys:
my blog is www.daminaija..com ( link also in my signature)

I will appreciate if you view, comment / critic the blog to enable me improve and do better

Thanks!

urz too. . Itz gud nd coooooLLLL

Samuelc7:
www.Speednews15..com

urz ix cul man. . Lyk it. . Keep it going

bamac:
Mine is http://bamisepeters..com... Will be happy to see review

pls modify ur link. . Its redirecting to google. . I tink u shud remove the three dots '.' after the 'com' .

RobinHez:

http://edscienceblog..com
hope u'll follow?

gud flow.

Posd:
starpodblog..com ......news on politics ,lifestyle,browsing cheat

nice! But a dark css??

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22-year old singing sensation, David Adedeji Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, is now a big boy.


*Davido


The American-born Nigerian recording artist, performer and record producer, who got famous with his 2011 single,¡°Dami Duro¡±, has acquired a house in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

The singer had announced he was looking for a house in America few months ago. This shows that he has finally gotten a house to buy.

The excited new landlord shared photos and clips of his new home on snapchat, a video messaging application. The newly acquired home is said to worth a whooping 33 million Naira. See photos below:







Source: www.johnakweh..in

http://johnakweh..in/2015/05/glamour-davido-buys-n33m-home-in-america.html

zubysnook:
Technology and DIY's blog

www.zubysnook.com

nice design.