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RomanceRe: Ex-Gilrfriend Of The Uber Driver That Married A Nigerian Lady Makes Revelations by johncallidon(m): 8:47am On May 22, 2017
mykel25:
So every calling must be on d phone abi.... Can't u call on someone next to u..... When Jesus said it is FINISHED he was referring to your sense of reasoning
brOz why wicked huh

EducationRe: That Moment When Teacher Says "Come And Sit On The Front Bench" During Exam:pic by johncallidon(m): 5:13pm On May 21, 2017
TreasuredLeidy:
that's if you are dull and have no idea abt the exam Answer thereby planning to cheat. A brilliant student will stand up and walk majestically to the front seat.
see forming....

RomanceRe: How Good Did You Look In Church Today?? (photos) by johncallidon(m): 5:09pm On May 21, 2017
[quote author=VanNistelrooy24 post=56737938]My Sunday outfit........


We bless God for everything. [/quote

Guy Yhur damm funny. . . diz One just weak mhe.

RomanceRe: Whats D Greatest Lie U Heard On Nairaland by johncallidon(m): 4:56pm On May 21, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Who get time for gossip
I concor with Yhu nigga.

RomanceRe: Do You Cut All Ties With An Ex Or Move Forward As Friends? by johncallidon(m): 4:54pm On May 21, 2017
it depends on how we broke up. . .(so it won't obstruct mua,,,from future bleeping)

RomanceRe: Why Are These Features Unique To Yorubas?? by johncallidon(m): 4:40pm On May 21, 2017
following.
RomanceRe: ... by johncallidon(m): 4:37pm On May 21, 2017
swagguElite:
You guys are damn funny! ...how will you find an empty condom pack in your girlfriend's room n you think he would come around and forget evrytin he had seen ... Words coming from people who apply Novels toRealLifeExperiences!

It would have been a different thing if it was a pack of condom not used! ... This was a empty condom lack found in his girlfriend's room n both of them are telling me they don't know ao an empty pack of CondomSkydivedItselfThruTheCloudsOfTheirPoorlyExecutedLies n softLanded thru the door n ended getting stuck in the bathroom having ran out of fuel! grin

The guy didn't find the condom pack on the table but in bathroom shows that there was an intention to hide the empty pack of condom! ...

I would you feel if you found a pant DanglingOnTheShowerPipeInHisBathroom n after asking him he asked his roommate if he was the one who forgot his girlfriend's pant in his bathroom...

Nd he said No! ...this scene paints the picture of two men trying to cover up the truth the same way you girls are playing with the guy's head!

Pls be real! ...No reasonable person would believe theCondomPackSurvivedAPlaneCrashnLandedInYourBathroom
WithAParachuteOfHoveringEnthusiasm!
Guy you've said it all.... Even if she's is the One that the Guy is trying to convince . she won't believe the Guy. well let's just call it "story for the Gods".

RomanceRe: ... by johncallidon(m): 4:30pm On May 21, 2017
Youngpo413:
All these won't happen if you are only facing your studies.
Guy pity the Gurl small nah ,,,, habahuh huh huh

RomanceRe: ... by johncallidon(m): 4:27pm On May 21, 2017
swagguElite:
You guys are damn funny! ...how will you find an empty condom pack in your girlfriend's room n you think he would come around and forget evrytin he had seen ... Words coming from people who apply Novels toRealLifeExperiences!

It would have been a different thing if it was a pack of condom not used! ... This was a empty condom lack found in his girlfriend's room n both of them are telling me they don't know ao an empty pack of CondomSkydivedItselfThruTheCloudsOfTheirPoorlyExecutedLies n softLanded thru the door n ended getting stuck in the bathroom having ran out of fuel! grin

The guy didn't find the condom pack on the table but in bathroom shows that there was an intention to hide the empty pack of condom! ...

I would you feel if you found a pant DanglingOnTheShowerPipeInHisBathroom n after asking him he asked his roommate if he was the one who forgot his girlfriend's pant in his bathroom...

Nd he said No! ...this scene paints the picture of two men trying to cover up the truth the same way you girls are playing with the guy's head!

Pls be real! ...No reasonable person would believe theCondomPackSurvivedAPlaneCrashnLandedInYourBathroom
WithAParachuteOfHoveringEnthusiasm!
Guy Yhur damn funny chai.... buh you've said it all. I think there is some thing she's not telling us.

RomanceRe: Take A Look Before You Leap,never Look Down On Anybody. by johncallidon(m): 11:07pm On May 20, 2017
woman mater again dis night,,, abeg make we just leave them bitches ....

RomanceRe: Every Guy Has A Girl That Is His ''Antidote''!! by johncallidon(m): 10:53pm On May 20, 2017
Nigerdeltaboi:
I don't believe this
ah just weak for Op. mhe too no gree.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by johncallidon(m): 10:47pm On May 20, 2017
I duf mah cap for Yhu Op .

RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls Like This? by johncallidon(m): 10:38pm On May 20, 2017
look at how bitches will flood this thread and dispose their fish brains..
RomanceRe: Must This Trend Continue?... To The Ladies. by johncallidon(m): 10:34pm On May 20, 2017
am here to read comments.

FamilyRe: No Money, No Erection!!! by johncallidon(m): 8:45pm On May 20, 2017
#Team Bleep the #bitches,,,,,,&**** Pass to Yhur brOther. this hOes aint loyal.
RomanceRe: Woman Shares After S*x Photos On Facebook, Praises Her Man For Doing It Well by johncallidon(m): 5:02pm On May 19, 2017
VanNistelrooy24:
I really can't feel at home in this world anymore.
lolls. same over here.

Foreign AffairsRe: Horror In Time Square: Car Struck At Least 23 People, Killing One(Photos). by johncallidon(m): 4:24pm On May 19, 2017
when I thought that my eyes has seen it all. . . then This Arose . . . "I wanted to kill them all.'











what do we call thishuh

CrimeRe: Inside Honduras Prison With AC, Freezer, 52' Inchtv, PS3, And Sex Room(photos) by johncallidon(m): 1:57pm On May 19, 2017
Deejay1000:
Cat fish pepper soup#2,700 and 1Bag of Cement is#2,700. *And Your Girlfriend always Prefer to eat cat fish pepper soup Everyday.**My brother * *Kneel down where ever you are* *letz pray.**Stretch Forth your hands* *To the direction of your Girlfriend And shout.**My father.. my father, Any girl that is eating my mansion in d form of catfish pepper soup * .*CATCH FIRE
catch fire! catch fire!! catch fire!!!. catch fire! catch fire!! catch fire!!!
RomanceRe: See The Pics A Guy Snaped And Posted On Facebook;hit Or Miss? by johncallidon(m): 12:00pm On May 18, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Just when I thought I've seen it all
Yhu don't knw that Yhu haven't see any. . . LOLLZZ the thing just weak mhe.
RomanceRe: I'm In Deep poo! by johncallidon(m): 11:27am On May 18, 2017
am here to read comments, Op pls don't be offended.

HealthRe: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by johncallidon(m): 10:52am On May 18, 2017
I'm following. . .
RomanceRe: 7 Crazy Things A Camera Would Make You Do by johncallidon(m): 1:09am On May 17, 2017
cry lollzz
RomanceRe: A Bad Quality Of Extroverts by johncallidon(m): 12:37am On May 17, 2017
that's true thou
AutosRe: Vending Machine That Dispense Ferraris, Lamborghinis Like Chocolate Bars(Photos) by johncallidon(m): 11:16pm On May 16, 2017
nice development. . ah love this.
RomanceRe: 5 Best Nigerian Songs To Dedicate To A Lover by johncallidon(m): 12:12pm On May 15, 2017
enough by simi and falz.

yori-yori by bracket
right now by seyi shay ft banky w and iyanya.

I love Yhu by p. square . . .e.t.c they are many.
RomanceRe: 8 Reasons Nairaland Guys Are Always Lashing Out At Nigerian Girls(photo) by johncallidon(m): 11:11am On May 14, 2017
Op Yhu need brain surgery. . who did this to Yhu? #never doubt the power of smelly dumb pussy. . they Don put Op for PANT.
Yhur mater just weak mhe OP, Oya receive sense in Jesus name.

SportsRe: Brazilian Footballers Who Survived The Plane Crash Returns To The Site(Photos) by johncallidon(m): 11:31pm On May 10, 2017
am touched by this incident. . . R.I.P to the dead and speed recovery to the wounded.
RomanceRe: Waist Beads A Complete Turn Off... by johncallidon(m): 1:12am On May 08, 2017
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... . . . . . . . . ....... . . . . . . . . . here to read comments.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Obiorathesubtle by johncallidon(m): 1:10am On May 08, 2017
happy birthday tew Yhu ....
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Nigerian Men Woo Ladies Using English? by johncallidon(m): 12:46am On May 03, 2017
From my own personal experience, whenever i approach a lady of Igbo heritage and knowing that we're from Igboland, i tend to cheap in one or two Igbo nuances once in a while but i always notice that their demeanour changes whenever i do that. The question i can assume they're asking themselves is "I'm i sure this guy is not a villager ". Since i noticed this, it's English all the way.

RomanceRe: Nairaland Pool Party Last Saturday Was A Night To Remember by johncallidon(m): 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2017
Shiitposter:
it just dawned on me that everyone in this section has forgotten about the pool party
Not like last time where they were like 10 fake threads every hour about the party, now not even a single comment, almost like nobody cared
i wonder why you guys didn't post the picture all this while, waiting for us to be thirsty?
Yhu get their time self . . . yeye dey smell

CrimeRe: First Time Visitor Left Stranded After This Lagos Uber Driver Robbed Her (photos by johncallidon(m): 10:14pm On Apr 25, 2017
thesicilian:
Some people are hell-bent on giving Nigeria a bad name.
I follow Jesus weep for this country.

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