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am in short of words.

poor blogger searching for traffic . .

OK. . noted

nice one there.

finalboss1:
smone noticed me , it will reach your turn just a matter of time
thanks

thanks alot. . .(patiently waiting on Yhu sir)

Tallesty1:
Stop telling people what to do in their relationships, you don't know the people they date and what's binding them.

Yhu can say that again.

make I just observe.

IamEzeEgo:
hasn't been easy but life is not easi

To celebrate our 6months i am getting her somtin special


I have 120k to blow on the matter , thinking about getting her a puppy somtin like the one below

when Yhur dead, Yhu don't know that Yhur dead nor feel it. buh it's Yhur love ones that feel the pain. . . like wise when Yhu're stupid and mad. OP TRY TO GROW Up At least a lil bit.

I come to read comments.

mighty boss. Yhur humble boy is thanking Yhu for Yhur good works. may God grant to Yhu, Yhur heart desires. tho. e Neva reach my side buh I believe that it will soon reach mhe. thanks alot in advance .

brandydaniells:
I smell lies
...she said she slept with 6 boys since then ....but again she said she has been a good girls since den and have only slept with her bf since d rape



.chai yaba left ooo

never knew someone noticed that. buh it's none of mah fuvking buzinex . . .

poor blogger nah hunger go kill Yhu. mitchew

someone should just summarise this write up

puremaind:
What will you do? One evening a guy called his girl friend to say hi to her when the girl picked the phone he just inform the guy that she has married. Without illlllnform the guy Even the guy have already promise her that he will marry her. Pls is it not wicked

the same thing happened to one of my friend, I told him to just forget about her buh he finds it difficult coz he has invested much in their relationship. buh as for mhe , I never believed that I can be dumped by an asshole, I rather break Yhur heart.

Tallesty1:
The way you wet yourself because of Ghanaian men sha, I am sure oil will soon be discovered between your legs.

true talk

goingape1:
have you retired from that community business?

bwoz. . why wicked

sexybbstar:
Where is my baby o?...I cant wait to be Mrs.......
I dont even know where to do the honey moon gan sef...Maybe "we go comot naija and go our village"

keep calm! am on the way.

masterP042:
Just when u thought you've seen the weirdest of it all. Then someone pierces his balls

lmao! why wicked

chai. . in Nigeria its kindah tradition to us. may God help us. many of us that traveled to white's man land never wish to return back here.

R.I.P young damsel.

explorer love Yhur post buh remember that today is Sunday oooo

mine is DEMI-GODS and SEMI-DEVILs. . . .Hard target by vandan.

Babzrockman:
This is funny. What if the rat came across cat in it quest of searching for hidden dollars? owo wo gbo ni yen

lollzz. . . chai why wicked, Yhu should have complement them before typing this.

LA click LA. . . (someone should help mhe fill the gap)

oh God abeg if the angels have lost the trumpet, just order angel Michel to blow whistle. we the righteous ones go hear'am . . . or just kukuma cancel this world,make we start afresh .

Freeman50:
The artist

receive sense in Jesus name.

fineboynl:
if you have ever been to the poolside you will be amaze with girls with cute bodies in clothes coming to the pool. more like "wow that girl is not bad"... but wait a minute when they take off their clothes.

you will just weak with the outcome and how shapeless they actually are.. the boob will bent to one side inside the swimming bra or just scattered. what about the big belle, stretch marks. fat in their back with fords from each sides.

shapeless yansh and water laps which their jeans usually remold to good shape when its on jeans but not same when its pulled off.

there are some yansh that look like four, two at the bottom and two at the top. the two at the bottom are usually flat while the two at the top are big having a curve each side.

makeups, oh when water wash away their makeups you end up seeing how ugly they are.

like one of my friend said if you need a girl with nice body come go to the pool

Yhu've killed mhe. I tire for them.

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

I just weak for Yhu.

Michellla:
Lmaoo

wetin b diz lah, why una dey disgrace una country eeh.

may God help Yhu And heal Yhur sick son. . . (still love Yhur songs especially kuchi-kuchi)

IamAirforce1:
Seems she's not even wearing pant

chai! Broz. why wicked

lilmax:
her body tells her her name is chioma chukwuka but her spirit is screaming T BOSS

Yhu nailed it. . .

lilmax:
her body tells her her name is chioma chukwuka but her spirit is screaming T BOSS

Yhu nailed it. . .